This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 169 I'm just a fake celestial master!

The world only knows that "Lushan Tao" is one of the inheritances left by Xu Tianshi, the "Shengong Miaoji Zhenjun", but they don't know that the earliest inheritance of "Lushan Tao" is not "Tao", but "Witch"!
The Lushan lineage was even considered "evil way" at one time.

It was not until later that it gradually developed, enshrining "Xu Tianshi" as the patriarch, and continuously absorbing and merging the religious forms of the Jingming Dao and Lingbao sects in the Taoist sects, it gradually developed into the Taoist sect!
Even so, the Taoism of Lushan Road fundamentally maintains some characteristics of "witchcraft".

Among the Taoists, it is not uncommon for people to raise ghosts. For example, it is more convenient to raise a ghost to help them work, or to raise a na-na-ha. Bring this kind of thing to the fore.

However, Lushan Dao's ritual "five rampant methods" are well-known all over the world.

The so-called "five rampages" are the five ghosts!

Even ordinary people may have heard of the technique of "Five Ghosts Luck Wealth", which is one of Lu Shandao's best spells!

It is said that this method can be practiced to great success, and five ghosts can move mountains!
In addition to sacrificing little ghosts, Lu Shandao is also good at "the method of inviting gods".

And Lushan Dao's "invoking God" is different from Maoshan's "Liu Ding Liu Jia God Mantra".

Maoshan asked the gods to use the "Liu Ding Liu Jia God Mantra", which is to open the altar and promulgate the Dharma. Asking the power of the Liu Ding Liu Jia God to bless one's body is to use strength to strengthen oneself, while Lu Shandao... belongs to please help!
Lu Shandao himself called the "God" he invited as "Mage of War and Horse".

And this "soldier and horse mage" is divided into the heavenly and immortal soldier and horse mage, the earth and immortal soldier and horse mage, and the human and immortal soldier and horse mage.

Among them, "Heavenly Immortal Soldiers and Horse Mage" has the highest standard, and you can invite "celestial beings" to come down to earth, but not everyone can invite them. Only with the function of "Heavenly Cao (Heavenly Court)" can you invite the Tiancao Division to divide troops. Will!

Human Immortal Soldiers and Horses, on the other hand, refers to the Yin Gods in the human world. You can ask the help of "Yin Gods" from all directions.

Nowadays, Yin gods are rare in the world, and most of the revived Yin gods have been transformed into evil gods. Naturally, Lu Shandao cannot invite them, and the "Heavenly Immortal Warrior and Horse Mage"...Since the turmoil in the world and the separation of heaven and man, Lu Shandao has been unable to invite the "celestial" fairy".

But the "Earth Immortal Soldier and Horse Mage" is very welcome.

This "Master of Earth Immortal Soldiers and Horses" is also called Yin Soldiers, also known as Yin Souls.

But there is a saying, "Yin soldiers are easy to recruit and easy to damage". Generally, most of the "Yin soldiers" recruited are weak and can only serve as cannon fodder... If you are lucky enough to recruit a powerful ghost king, then congratulations...

If one's self-cultivation is not enough to control the ghost king, not only will he not get help from the ghost king, but he will be backlashed by the ghost king.

In addition, Lushan Dao's "talisman" is also quite famous in the Taoist rivers and lakes.

that night.

The three elders of Lu Shandao packed up everything, took their magic tools, and invited out the "golden armor of Dharma protection" of the sect... Early the next morning, they arrived at Changle International Airport in Fujian Province, boarded the I got off the plane to Xixia Hedong Airport.

The three Taoist priests in Taoist robes took the plane, which attracted the attention of many people.

The intelligence department of the Spiritual Management Bureau also got the information immediately.

Because of the order of the prince...

Therefore, the intelligence department immediately reported the matter to the prince.

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September 2023, 7, 19:9 am.

Beijing.

The headquarters of the Lingguan Bureau, the top floor of the tallest building.

The prince was wearing slippers, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, holding a thermos cup and overlooking the outside world.

"minister!"

Outside the office, a crisp voice came, and then a tall woman in a black OL suit walked in. She had black framed eyes, and her facial features looked very elegant, but her plump figure and legs Black silk, but it looks very hot.

This is the prince's secretary.

The outside world calls Wang Hou's secretary "Miss Li". She is not well-known in the Jianghu, but she has great power within the Lingguan Bureau. It can be said that many matters of the Lingguan Bureau have to go through her hands.

While she brought soy milk breakfast to the prince, she also brought a piece of information to the prince.

When the prince saw it, he laughed and said, "Looks like Lu Shandao still doesn't give up... That's right, that kid Xu Yang is carrying the Supreme Purity Seal, as long as Lu Shandao can get the Supreme Purity Seal, the two seals can be combined into one. Inheriting the position of Heavenly Master will give you the opportunity to communicate with Tiancao in the future, and if it were me, I would not give up."

The female secretary said: "This time, Lushan Dao has sent two masters who have entered the late stage of Taoism, and one who has entered the peak of Dao. And it is very likely that the guardian gods will be invited...Xu Yang is only in the early stages of Taoism, so I'm afraid he won't be able to handle it."

She paused, then said: "Minister, do you want me to arrange someone to go to Yincheng Hedong Airport to guard, and then find a reason to stop them?"

"Need not!"

The prince smiled and said: "If that kid wants to succeed to the position of celestial master, he needs to experience some setbacks, not to mention that this is his own family matter, grievances and grievances in the world, how can my Spiritual Management Bureau intervene?"

The female secretary's mouth twitched.

Can't... intervene?
If he really doesn't intervene, I'm afraid Xu Yang won't even be able to make it out of the Taoism Conference alive. With Lu Shan's way of doing things, it is estimated that Lu Shan's six sons will do it themselves!
How does she know what the prince is thinking?
At this moment, the prince secretly mourns silently for the three masters of Lushan Dao...

This Lushan Dao, after all, is also a big sect of Jianghu Taoism. Don't you know that there is a ghost king and a zombie king who can be compared to Xu Yang?
Lu Shandao knew that Xu Yang was guarded by a "ghost king".

otherwise……

They won't "invite" a Dharma Protector Golden Armor anymore!

The "Dharma Protector Golden Armor" was prepared to deal with the ghost king beside Xu Yang... But beside Xu Yang, there is an existence comparable to the Zombie King, Lu Shandao really didn't know!
...............

At this moment.

Xu Yang didn't know about the upcoming "crisis".

Yunmengxi's coffin hadn't been ordered yet, and she was afraid of going to bed at night, so she insisted on dragging Xu Yang to sleep with her... This "sleeping with her" was naturally not just for sleeping with her, Xu Yang also took the opportunity to give Yunmengxi the opportunity to sleep with her. Tell a few horror stories before going to bed to flirt, and gain 3000 merits plus 30 "Physical +1".

After that, he went to look for Liu Shishi again.

As a result, Liu Shishi was more conservative, saying that she would wait until the day of marriage before giving it to Xu Yang, and she pushed Yue Yuluo and Yang Yin out.

After enjoying the pleasures of body and mind, the sky is almost dawn.

Xu Yang went back to his bedroom cross-legged and practiced the "Sky Eye Technique" until 11 am.

With practice.

The acupuncture points and veins in his eyes were dredged one by one. He lay cross-legged on the bed, and opened the system property panel with a heartbeat——

【Name】: Xu Yang
【Age】: 22 years old

[Cultivation method]: Feixiandu Renjing

【Taoism】: Fire Control (Entering the Tao), Yushui (Entering the Tao), Five Thunder Correction (Entering the Tao), Paper Cutting (Entering the Tao), Earth Dungeon.

[Martial arts]: land flight, soul search
[Cultivation base]: Entering the middle stage of Taoism

[Magic Treasure]: Taishang Jingming Seal (Taoist Artifact), Big Iron Hammer (Extreme Magical Artifact)
[merit value]: 13800 points

[storage space]: 10 cubic meters

"pity."

"Behind the magic column, I still haven't been able to show the Celestial Eye Art... Otherwise, I can directly add some practice, and instantly make the Celestial Eye Art a small success or even a great success!"

Xu Yang shook his head.

Compared with before returning from the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor, my cultivation strength has not increased much, but [merit value], I have collected more than 1 points intermittently, and accumulated a total of 13800 points.

Taking another look at the "Gift Package" at the bottom of the system properties panel, Xu Yang found that...

I am about to light up the "10 Achievements" spree!
Xu Yang was looking forward to the "Achievement Gift Pack", and immediately changed his mind and said: "Go back and collect more merits, and light up the gift pack...by the way, I will improve my cultivation and strength. There has been no progress and improvement in four or five days. Very awkward."

"By the way, this storage space...it's time to expand it!"

Xu Yang had a thought.

"Ding!"

"Merit value -1000."

As the system prompt sounded, there was gradually one more "10" behind the [storage space] column. In the spiritual perception, the already full storage space expanded a lot in an instant.

"100 cubic meters is enough for the time being."

Xu Yang went downstairs and found that the villa was empty, the four daughters Yue Yuluo, Yang Yin, Liu Shishi and Yunmengxi were all gone.

He turned on the phone, and there was a WeChat message written by Liu Shishi...

"Xu Yang, we made an appointment with the eldest lady of the Yue family, and we went to Yuefu to play together... I made you wolfberry eight-treasure porridge, wolfberry eight-treasure tea, and stewed chicken soup for you."

There was a happy smile on the corner of Xu Yang's mouth.

Having a wife like this, what can a husband ask for?
After finishing the porridge, Xu Yang took a few sips of chicken soup. Xu Yang leaned back on the sofa, put his feet on the tea table, hugged the thermos cup and drank tea. At this moment, the phone rang.

Ma Long called, and he was outside the community.

Xu Yang immediately left the community, but saw Ma Long driving the car staring at the two dark circles, yawning listlessly, and immediately asked in surprise, "What's going on with you?"

"hey-hey!"

Ma Long laughed: "Don't mention it, that girl is indeed a girl from a brothel, she just plays with flowers, and I have never seen some movements and poses... Okay, let's go quickly, or we will be late, Those classmates should be naughty again."

Ma Long navigated out of the city according to the location, drove all the way to the southeast, and finally stopped in front of a farmhouse about 40 miles away from the urban area.

The construction of this farmhouse is quite elegant, and the surrounding environment is also very good. There is a small river next to it and two fish lakes in front. If you walk along the road for about six or seven miles, you will find "long flowing water". A scenic spot in Wucheng.

"Yuefu" is on a mountain in Changliushui.

It's just that the eldest lady of the Yue family blocked it with big means, and ordinary people can't see it at all.

"Marlon!"

"Xu Yang!"

When the two got out of the car, Yang Fan immediately greeted them. He was wearing a set of brand-name casual sportswear today, and he even tidied up his hair. He looked energetic. He shook hands with the two of them. "Students, look who is here..."

Next, some frolic was inevitable.

Everyone first paid attention to Xu Yang's eyes... Apparently, Yang Fan had already spread the news that Xu Yang was "blind".

Then, they greeted each other.

For example, a girl stepped forward and said mischievously: "Xu Yang, do you still recognize me?"

Xu Yang: "..."

"I recognize it, I recognize it, you are not that...then who!"

High school reunion.

In addition, everyone has just graduated from college, and when they are in the working age group, it is natural that topics such as "where do you get high?" What makes Xu Yang more satisfied is that there is no plot in the novel as imagined...

What class reunion, pretending to be slapped in the face, the goddess posting upside down, causing conflicts, the villain looking for someone, someone who comes to see the protagonist kneel down and everyone is shocked and so on.

"Since everyone is here, let's go to lunch first... I asked my uncle to take out all the signs from their place today. Although they are not as good as those western dishes, they are all green and healthy. "

The farmhouse also has big bags.

It should be Yang Fan's arrangement, specially adding tables, more than 30 people present at the party are enough to sit down.

"Serve!"

soon.

Plates of home-cooked dishes were served.

Yang Fan introduced one by one: "These vegetables are all grown by my uncle... You can even go to the vegetable garden to pick vegetables for their back kitchen to cook, and this fish is also raised by yourself... The two fish in front The lake belongs to my uncle, and we can go fishing together after eating."

"There are also shredded local chicken, large plate chicken, and spicy chicken...these are all raised at home, and this roasted whole lamb is also an authentic running goat..."

Everyone moved their chopsticks.

During the period, a girl asked about the current occupations of Ma Long and Xu Yang, and Ma Long said modestly: "Hey... don't mention it, I have been herding sheep in the mountains for the past two years, and it has been less than a month since I returned to Wucheng..."

As he said that, he changed his voice, boasting about Xu Yang, and said with a smile: "As for Xu Yang... I'm afraid to scare you to death if I say it. He is a Taoist celestial master, and his reputation is so powerful that anyone who sees him will honor him Master Xu!"

"really?"

"Taoist Celestial Master... sounds very powerful, Xu Yang, are you from Longhu Mountain?"

"Xu Yang Xu Yang, can you catch ghosts?"

A girl was even more curious: "Xu Yang, are you really a Taoist? I'm currently conceiving a novel, want to write a strange recovery flow, a story about a Taoist celestial master and his junior brother falling in love and killing each other, you Can you tell me something about the sect?"

Xu Yang shook his head and said with a broken smile, "Don't listen to Ma Long's nonsense. I own a funeral shop, how can I know how to catch ghosts? I'm just a fake celestial master, and I'm just trying to fool people into doing more business!"

Before he finished speaking, a voice suddenly exploded outside like spring thunder.

"Chen Chaoting on Lushan Road, I'm here to visit Master Xu!"

"Lushan Daolin Chaoyang, met Master Xu!"

Xu Yang's complexion changed drastically, but he heard a third voice coming from outside the door: "Lu Shandao Li Chaoying, I have met Master Xu!"

outside.

Three Taoist priests stood in a row.

The third person who spoke was a Taoist nun. She seemed to be in her 30s, and she looked quite heroic. She cupped her fists at the big private room where Xu Yang was. Before he came out, he said indifferently: "What? The Northwest Hammer King who is famous in the Jianghu, personally handed down by the real person Qingxu...is that so courageous?"

Inside the private room.

Everyone looked at each other.

Those old classmates looked at Xu Yang in shock, and even Ma Long was stunned. He knew the grievances between Xu Yang and Lu Shandao, and immediately changed his expression slightly: "What's the situation? How did they find this place?"

"Probably following us!"

Xu Yang, who just said that he is a "fake celestial master", got up and said: "Students, I'm sorry... I didn't expect to disturb your elegant mood because of me, so... I will be the host later, please come again." Get together once."

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PS: I wish all brothers and sisters a happy New Year's Eve and a prosperous New Year!
　PS: Thank you for the 500-point reward from the old man Laiye, and the 100-point reward from the crying boss!
　　
　
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