This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 176 Are You Here To Shit?

"metaphysics?"

Feng Zhaoqing couldn't help laughing and said, "Aren't you cultivators metaphysics in the eyes of ordinary people?"

Although Xu Yang didn't guarantee it.

But Feng Zhaoqing secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

This case, their brigade had a meeting today to discuss it, but they had no clue, and they didn't know where to start!

The "Painted Skin Ghost"'s modus operandi is actually not very clever, leaving many traces and surveillance videos at the scene... If the murderer is a human being, it will not be difficult to solve the case with these things alone!

But the murderer is not human!

You can also change your face at any time!
Trying to find that "painted skin ghost" based on these traces and surveillance video alone is no different from finding a needle in a haystack!
Xu Yang's words made him feel hopeful, otherwise, if the "painted skin ghost" is allowed to continue to make trouble, many innocent people will die.

"Master Xu, do we need to do something at the Spiritual Management Bureau?"

Feng Zhaoqing asked.

Xu Yang shook his head and said: "Let's act separately. I will follow my own method. Don't put all your hopes on me. This is my stupid way. It's not sure whether it will work or not!"

After separating from Feng Zhaoqing, Xu Yang did not go home, but walked to the "Crescent Food Plaza" in Wucheng, which is not far from the Yellow River Bridge.

This "Crescent Food Plaza" belongs to the "Xincheng" of Wucheng. It is located on the west side of Wucheng, close to the Yellow River, and many high-end residential areas have been developed nearby. Xu Yang's villa is in this area. Originally, according to the government's plan, the new city is It needs to be vigorously developed. As a result, the high-speed rail station was built in the east of the city two years ago, and the land there has become hot again in the past two years.

There are very few stalls in the Xinyue food court, but KTV and barbecue bars are quite popular.

At this moment in the dead of night, Xu Yang could clearly hear the howling of ghosts and wolves in those bars.

Sitting in front of a barbecue bar, Xu Yang silently dialed Ma Long's number.

After a few rings, Ma Long answered the phone, and said in a tone of lingering fear: "Old Xu, what are you doing...don't call early or late, but why call at this time...I was just practicing out of my shell, and you I was so shocked by the phone call that I almost lost my mind!"

Xu Yang: "..."

Before Xu Yang could speak, Ma Long said, "No, you have to invite me to eat supper to soothe my wounded heart!"

Xu Yang: "???"

I rub!

I was thinking, is it a bit difficult to fool you out so late, since you have said so, then I will not be polite.

So he said: "No problem... Now, let's go to the Xinyue Food Court and call when we arrive."

Malone will be here soon.

He took a taxi and made a phone call as soon as he got out of the car.

Xu Yang hung up the phone and greeted him, and asked in surprise, "Why didn't you drive?"

"hey-hey."

Ma Long smiled and said, "How can you still drink while driving?"

Xu Yang asked back: "The female ghost I gave you can't drive?"

Ma Long thought of the first BMW in his life, and couldn't help shivering, saying: "Forget it... don't let the ghost drive, I'm afraid... let's go, there is a restaurant in front, and the private rooms inside are very Great, the quality of the princess is very high, and it can be brought out if the talk is right."

Xu Yang righteously refused, expressing that he was about to get married and wanted to love himself.

He dragged Ma Long to choose a bar at random. The bar was small in scale. There were four booths inside and two private rooms, all of which were full of people. There were also a few tables, chairs and benches outside.

The summer is hot, it is late at night, and it is close to the Yellow River, sitting outside, eating barbecue and drinking cold beer, the night wind blows, a unique mood.

The two sat down outside, Ma Long ordered a lot of food, and said to the waiter: "Let the grill master take the exam quickly, and the big kidneys first... By the way, give me another box of Xixia X5, and I want it to be chilled." ...Old Xu, is one box enough?"

"Take a box first, and we'll talk after we finish drinking."

Xu Yang agreed.

soon.

The wine was served.

The waiter also sent a plate of edamame and a stack of melon seeds.

The two clinked glasses, and Xu Yang ate melon seeds and asked, "You just said on the phone that I disturbed your practice, is there any major problem?"

"no problem."

Ma Long smiled and said: "It's just a matter of coming out of the shell, what's the problem, don't forget that I am a practice wizard... I feel that my cultivation is improving every day, and it is estimated that within a week, I will be able to hit the night travel state !"

"Not bad!"

"Practice well!"

Xu Yang is happy from the bottom of his heart that his good brother can achieve something. In this way, he can activate the "Extreme Yin Body" as soon as possible, and it will be easier to seduce ghosts and evil spirits.

Although Xu Yang "closed" his eyes, he could clearly feel that the unique aura of "Extreme Yin Body" on Ma Long's body was stronger than before.

Perhaps this is also the main reason why the old Wang Tou entrusted Ma Long to himself before he left.

If the ghost is likened to a fly, then Malone is a walking rotten egg, a lump of poop, who knows when a ghost will be attracted to kill him!

It was exactly this thought that Xu Yang asked him to come out with.

The "painted skin ghost" just finished killing people under the Yellow River Bridge, and it is very likely that it is nearby. Ma Long's appearance may "lead the snake out of its hole".

only……

This may require Malone to suffer.

presumably……

He can understand me!

Thinking of this, Xu Yang sighed, and said seriously: "Ma Long, from now on, no matter what I do... you must know that my starting point must be good, and I will definitely not harm you!"

"I'll spin this bottle of wine, you can do whatever you want!"

Ma Long's eyes were red with emotion, he picked up the wine bottle and spun one right away!
boom!
He slammed the empty wine bottle on the table and said, "My good brother, what are you talking about about our relationship? Don't worry, even if you hold me here today and beat me up, I will never Frown."

The two drank and ate barbecue.

After finishing the two boxes of beer in a short while, Ma Long got up and shook slowly: "Waiter, serve the wine... By the way, does your house have a bathroom?"

"Brother, I'm really sorry, the drain in our bathroom is broken...Why don't you go to the other side of the road and make a living?"

The waiter pointed across the road.

Across the road is the "Wucheng Science and Technology Museum". Next to the science and technology museum is a park, and between the park and the science and technology museum is a green belt.

There are few people here at night, and it is already 2 o'clock in the morning. Ma Long drank too much and couldn't care about the urgency of urination, so he walked across the road.

Seeing him swaying slowly, Xu Yang got up and grabbed Ma Long to the green forest belt across the road for fear of a car accident, and poured some water himself.

Ma Long held his stomach and shouted: "Oh, no...Old Xu, wait a minute, my stomach hurts a little, let's take a shit first!"

He ran a few steps into the green forest belt, and immediately squatted under a weeping willow.

After releasing the pressure, Ma Long felt a lot more comfortable, so he took out Huazi and lit one... When he looked up, he saw by the moonlight that there was another person squatting under the weeping willow in front of him.

And staring at himself.

Ma Long was so drunk that he wasn't embarrassed, he laughed and said, "Brother, are you here to take a shit too?"

The man did not speak.

Ma Long said again: "Huh? Why don't you take off your pants when you come to shit...Brother, we are destined to be together. What's your name? Do you want to take off Huazi?"

The man still didn't speak, but just stared at Ma Long.

"Okay, let's go to Lago!"

Ma Long looked a little embarrassed, and immediately moved to the side on his feet, turned around, and pointed his butt at the man.

Under the light of the moonlight and the lights of the street lamps not far away, Ma Long's shadow dragged behind him for a long time, with a big butt... shining brightly!
But the person behind him was nowhere to be seen.

He stood up slowly, a strange light flashed in his eyes, and he stretched out his hands. The nails on his hands were more than ten centimeters long, and each nail was glowing with coldness, which was very terrifying!
He took a step forward.

but……

He stopped again and took a step back.

After all, there is shit ahead.

too disgusting.

However, it was this step that alarmed Ma Long. He glanced back casually and asked, "Why?"

Ok?
Ma Long turned his head sharply again, only to see the "man" with cold glints on his fingernails and blood in his eyes.

The skin on his face, like a snake shedding its skin, began to fall off piece by piece. Under the peeled off skin was a bloody face without facial features!

Painted Skins!
With his fingers, he tore at his own face, while tearing, he said solemnly: "Your face...is pretty good, why don't you lend it to me?"

When he spoke, the blood in his eyes suddenly burst out!
This is a unique skill of the "Painted Skin Ghost". As long as the person who looks at him sees the blood in his eyes, he will fall into a strange illusion and see many wonderful things in his life...

Until his face is peeled off, he will lose his soul in this beauty!

Ma Long only felt his scalp go numb, and a cold air rose from the soles of his feet to the sky, and he shouted——

"Ghost!!!"

"There's a ghost!"

"Old Xu, save me!!!"

He didn't even bother to pull up his trousers, and ran forward in a hurry.

Behind.

The bloody glow in the eyes of the peeling "Painted Skin Ghost" gradually subsided, he opened his mouth, his eyes were blank for a moment... Why, his special skills are ineffective against this person?

With his temperament, when encountering such a thing, he will definitely turn around and leave immediately... Before he fully grows up, this is the only way to save his life!

However, Marlon is too tempting!

Yes!

It's alluring!

Or lure ghosts.

Although Painted Skin Ghost doesn't know what the "extreme yin body" is, he has a vague intuition... as long as he cuts off that person's face and replaces it with his own, he will definitely get great benefits!

So he chased it out.

And Ma Long, because he didn't lift his pants, fell to the ground without running ten meters.

He had a strong desire to survive and crawled forward.

While crawling, he yelled: "Old Xu, save me..."

Painted Skin Ghost flew behind Ma Long, Jie Jie sneered: "You and I are destined to meet each other, why bother to leave... Just lend me your face, and I will let you experience the most wonderful feeling in this world... …Um?"

Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly raised his head and looked forward, only to see a black object smashing through the air at an indescribable speed in front of him, and Painted Skin Ghost felt a pain in his chest...

Immediately!

boom!
The whole body was directly smashed to pieces.

In front.

With Huazi in his mouth, he came out from behind the green belt. He grabbed it from the air and took the big hammer that fell to the side into his hand.

The peach wood sword struck by the thousand-year-old lightning in the left hand, and the top-grade magic weapon "Big Iron Hammer" weighing 1280 catties made by Hei Yanshi in the right hand, "looked" into the dark night with his eyes closed, but saw that the scattered Yin Qi quickly condensed into one, and re-emerged. It turned into that "painted skin ghost".

Xu Yang smiled faintly: "Not bad, not bad, it seems that my metaphysical method of catching ghosts is really effective!"

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