This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 195 Hot on the Internet, the "weakness" of the physical body, Dean Xu!

"Ah this..."

Looking at the meow girl in his arms, Xu Yang was shocked!
Immeasurable Celestial Venerable...

Pindao really has no bad intentions, he just wants to tease the boss of the ghost market, this little orange cat!

Never thought that this little orange cat could transform into another! ! !
How can this be tolerated?

Xu Yang hurriedly said: "Change back...quickly change back!"

Meow Girl: "..."

"Ding!"

"The cat demon is frightened, merit +100, agility +1."

"Xu Yang!"

The owner of the haunted house was even more furious, with Yin Qi rising from her body, and a ghost land appeared behind her, with a strange fire in her eyes, and she said in a deep voice: "You and Mr. Cui Fu are inseparable, I don't want to offend you, but this It's not your reason to be presumptuous...Xiao Miao, come here, this land law, sister doesn't care!"

The meow girl turned back into an orange cat, and quickly jumped into the arms of the owner of the haunted house.

hetui!

She spit at Xu Yang.

The black cat's eyes were full of disgust, and he said: "Sister, I'm sorry, I didn't expect that Taoist priest Iron Hammer is really as disgusting as the legend!"

Xu Yang: "..."

He jumped up from the sofa and called, "Wait... what do you mean?"

Now I am notorious in the "ghost circle" in Xixia, and even reached the point where the ghosts are "terrified". I never thought that Xiao Miao would become a meow girl."

"When she transformed, I quickly turned her back... Damn it!"

Halfway through the speech, Xu Yang came to his senses, and said with a dark face: "You don't think I like the cat form, do you?"

The little orange cat asked back: "Isn't it?"

"What the hell!!!"

Xu Yang wanted to cry without tears, and said, "I also know that I have a bad reputation in the ghost circle, but it's all rumored... What's more, my orientation is very normal, you all have 100 hearts!"

talking.

Throwing the land decree with a wave of his hand, he said: "You take this land decree to refine it... As for the conditions... As you said before, I will ask you to help me clear up some troubles in the future."

"Are you really willing to send me the land decree?"

The woman couldn't believe it, she grabbed the land decree and said, "As far as I know, none of your five wives are human, and four of them are ghosts..."

Halfway through.

The woman reacted.

With the relationship between Xu Yang and Mr. Cui, it is not difficult to arrange an identity for his wife. A land decree is really nothing to him!
Therefore, according to the joy in his heart, he solemnly put away the land decree and said: "My name is Yueniang, and I am a resident of [Luofu Mansion]. Later, because my family offended the big shots in Luofu Mountain, my family was ruined. I wandered around the underworld, hiding my name. , and finally cultivated into a ghost fairy."

"It's just that the big man's hands and eyes are open to the sky. I didn't expect them to find me in the end. In order to avoid their pursuit, I threw myself into the Yellow Spring River, but I never expected to encounter a time-space rift. I came to the world by chance."

Luofu Mountain?
According to the rumors, the Southern Ghost Emperor, one of the Five Ghost Emperors, governs "Luofu Mountain".

Could this [Luofu Mansion] be under the jurisdiction of the Southern Ghost Emperor?

Xu Yang changed his mind and said, "Just tell me your name. As for the origin, you don't need to go into such detail."

But Yue Niang said: "Master Xu gifted me the land decree and identity, which is tantamount to saving my life... Such a great kindness, I naturally have to show it, the conditions I said before are still valid... If Master Xu If you need my Yueniang, just ask me!"

The little orange cat also said: "Master Xu, I'm sorry, it was Xiao Miao who misunderstood you... If you are willing, Xiao Miao's previous conditions will also count."

"........."

Xu Yang couldn't help but glanced at the orange cat.

To be honest, this condition is very attractive.

What man doesn't like a meow girl with short ears?
And this moon girl...

It's also very good.

But now, he has to show a superior demeanor, and said lightly: "A mere land decree is nothing... As for whether it is useful for the two, let's talk about it later."

kept in touch with each other.

Xu Yang excused that his "friend" was still waiting for him outside, and left the haunted house immediately.

Watching Xu Yang leave, the little orange cat stood up after landing, patted its furry stomach with its small paws and said, "Oh... my sister, I was so scared to death, I thought that what Master Xu said would be said later, yes Let’s talk about it later!”

Yueniang was stunned: "Is there any difference?"

The little orange cat laughed and said: "You have been in the world for too short a time, and you don't know much about the culture of the world... I will talk about it later, it is literally!"

"ah!"

Yueniang reacted, and immediately grabbed the little orange cat and scratched it.

One person, one cat, frolicking for a while, Yueniang burst into tears and choked up.

The little orange cat was at a loss and asked, "Why is sister crying?"

"I'm so happy!"

Yueniang wiped her tears and said: "I have been wandering in the underworld incognito for more than two hundred years. I live in fear every day. After entering the world, I worry every day that I will be wanted by the underworld. Now I finally have an identity and I don't have to worry about it anymore." Live that kind of dreadful life!"

Holding the land decree tightly, she said, "Little Miao, when my sister refines the land decree, I will take you shopping and buy your favorite cat food..."

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And this moment.

Xu Yang has already left the haunted house.

Outside the haunted house, Ma Long sat on a chair with a bruised nose and a swollen face. When he saw Xu Yang coming out, he immediately covered his face.

Surprised, Xu Yang couldn't help asking, "Ma Long, what's wrong with you?"

Ma Long dodged his eyes and said, "I ran too fast when I came out, and fell down by myself."

"If you fall by yourself, can you still get slap marks?"

Xu Yang naturally didn't believe Ma Long's nonsense, he asked again and again, but Ma Long didn't say who hit him, he just shook his head and said: "The one who hit me was just an ordinary person, old Xu... I think about this matter Solve it yourself!"

Obviously.

Malone's ego took a hit.

If he was in the past, he would have called his cronies on the phone, and he would have pressed the person who beat him to the ground and rubbed him.

But now, I am a "practice"!
How embarrassing would it be to find someone to help?

Seeing Ma Long's determination, Xu Yang nodded in relief, and said, "Since the other party is just an ordinary person, then you can find the place yourself..."

In fact.

He already guessed what happened.

High probability...

It was the strong man who ran away, and Malone brought his girlfriend out of the haunted house...and then the two had a conflict.

Originally, he planned to leave this matter to Malone himself to solve according to what Malone said...

But when Xu Yang's mental strength was swept away, he found that the strong man was chattering in front of the roller coaster not far away, bragging with his friends about the heroic deeds of "beating someone up" just now, even his little girlfriend also scolded Ma Long When "the toad wants to eat swan meat", Xu Yang couldn't bear it anymore.

He said to Ma Long, "Brother Long, just stay here and don't move around. I'll go buy some oranges."

"Buy your uncle!"

When Ma Long heard Xu Yang's teasing, he immediately threw the empty drink bottle in his hand, but a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and the depression in his heart dissipated a lot!

But Xu Yang walked through the playground and came straight to the strong man.

The strong man knew Xu Yang, and when he saw Xu Yang approaching, he immediately took a step forward, pouted his nostrils and said in a foolish manner: "What? You want to find a place for your friend?"

talking.

He lit up his biceps strings, and said with a sneer, "I advise you to go back and practice for a few more days before you come back... Otherwise, you will be like your friend again, and I will beat you all over the place!"

This guy is about 1.9 meters tall, and he is very big.

In addition, it may be the reason for the perennial fitness exercise, and the body is indeed very strong.

Xu Yang looked at the strong man calmly, and couldn't help asking: "Didn't you see what happened in the haunted house? Who gave you the courage to hit my friend?"

In a haunted house.

After he smashed the head of the haunted house "NPC" that transformed into his own appearance with a hammer, Ma Long explained that he did it... But anyone with a brain should know that he is not an ordinary person.

Is this strong man Tie Hanhan?

Xu Yang's eyes flashed.

The muscular man froze at first, and then he seemed to be crazy. He grabbed his girlfriend Bang Bang Bang and punched him three times... Then he slapped himself frantically until his face was bleeding. Then his eyes widened and he passed out.

There are many people on the roller coaster side.

After such a commotion, a large number of people immediately gathered around.

But Xu Yang had already left, pulled Ma Long and walked out.

Hearing the movement on the roller coaster, Ma Long stretched his neck and said curiously: "Old Xu, Lao Xu...there seems to be something lively over there, let's go, let's take a look!"

"Look at the yarn, take me home first, I still have to practice!"

"Yes, yes, I also want to practice, to attack the night tour realm... When I cultivate to the night tour realm, I will find trouble with that dog!"

Ma Long drove Xu Yang to the villa in a BMW.

At this moment, the five girls had come back from shopping. When Xu Yang entered the door, he found that they were actually watching TV news... In the news, there happened to be a clip of Xu Yang being interviewed, assassinated, and then killed.

The more bloody scenes in the video have been mosaiced.

But Xu Yang was all around him, the air sword was floating, and the eight swords flying together to kill people were captured very clearly, and even gave a special close-up!

Seeing Xu Yang come back, Yue Yuluo was the first to jump up: "Husband, you are hot..."

"You're already on the trending searches!"

Yang Yin, Yunmengxi and the others started talking at once.

Xu Yang was not surprised by this.

Now the country has announced the existence of martial arts and Taoism, and even vaguely mentioned that there are ghosts, ghosts and ghosts in the world. Training related videos.

So what happened today, even if the popularity is not enough, the official will add fuel to the flames and send it to the hot search.

however……

When Xu Yang carefully read the trending news, he found that...

The reason why I really became popular all over the Internet was not the picture of the eight swords flying together and handsomely killing the assassin of the Asura Gate, but the video of being shot in the forehead by the assassin of the Asura Gate during an interview.

That video was even specially edited and subtitled.

In the video, Xu Yang is serious about popularizing the difference between Taoist cultivators and warriors for the media.

"Taoist cultivators focus on refining qi and understanding the Tao. Martial practitioners focus on training their bodies to strengthen their qi and blood. Just looking at the body alone, the physical body of a martial artist is very strong, while the physical body of a Taoist cultivator is very weak..."

"For example..."

Xu Yang in the video uses "gun" as a metaphor, saying that for a powerful warrior, guns and ammunition are no longer a threat, but for Daoxiu, if someone shoots a black gun at close range, he will lose his life.

The voice just fell...

boom!
A shot went off.

Then there was a picture of the yellow-orange-orange bullet deforming and falling to the ground.

Xu Yang covered his forehead, let out a cry of pain, and cursed, "Who...who fired the gun?"

At this time, the video screen freezes, and the camera gives a close-up of Xu Yang's forehead, where a red mark appears between the eyebrows where the bullet hit, and then Xu Yang's eyes in the video have a special effect of shining.

Below, a line of words jumped out - Daoxiu's physical body is a little weaker!

"Ah this..."

Xu Yang was stunned, and he said: "No, this video is not right. At that time, the gun was equipped with a silencer, so how could there be such an obvious shooting sound?"

Liu Shishi couldn't help laughing and said: "This is a good thing. I see that many people are discussing on the Internet. Now you are called [Dean Xu with a weak body]. Many people say that they want to apply for the Wucheng Martial Arts Academy and follow you Cultivate the Tao!"

On the other hand, Yunmengxi said: "You think... Husband will debut like this, right? If someone asks him to make a movie, I will definitely be the number one female!"

"Take a picture of wool!"

Xu Yang said with a dark face: "Is that called making a movie?"

"Aren't they all the same?"

Yunmengxi spread her hands.

Xu Yang gritted his teeth and said, "The film is the one we watched together last night. The film is a serious film. How can it be the same?"

"ah!"

Yunmengxi blushed and twisted Xu Yang's arm.

Yue Qiluo jokingly said: "My husband is biased, watching movies with Sister Yun, but not with us..."

For a while, laughter and laughter gathered together.

What happened at night is self-evident.

On the second day, Xu Yang slept until noon before getting up.

After waking up, he received a call from Police Officer Wang. On the other end of the phone, Officer Wang said: "Master Xu, this weekend, I happen to have time to go to the orphanage. Do you want to go together?"

"it is good!"

Xu Yang said: "I happened to go to see Master Ma's mother and son."

"Okay then, I'll pick you up from your shop."

Soon, the two met at the funeral shop.

To Xu Yang's surprise, the forensic doctor's daughter of police officer Wang was also there. After she saw Xu Yang, she shook hands, exchanged greetings, and asked, "Master Xu, is the video circulating on the Internet true?" ? Is your body really invulnerable?"

Xu Yang said modestly: "It's not that exaggerated, I'm just physically stronger."

Officer Wang's daughter showed great interest in Xu Yang.

She said: "Master Xu, can we chat together if we have time... I'm curious, how the human body can become so hard!"

Seeing her sizing up her eyes, Xu Yang couldn't help but shuddered, and quickly refused... This woman, isn't she used to studying corpses, and wants to dissect her own research, right?
soon.

Arrived outside the orphanage.

Police Officer Wang found a parking space and stopped, took out milk, melon and fruit snacks from the trunk of the car, and while leading Xu Yang to the orphanage, he said: "This orphanage is the only one in Wucheng. There are some children inside, and many old people who have no children or no daughters...Huh?"

was talking.

Police officer Wang found that Xu Yang had stopped, and immediately asked, "Master Xu, what's wrong with you?"

Xu Yang looked at the orphanage in front of him.

On the surface, there are some doubts.

He secretly activated the "Sky Eye Technique", but found that at noon, above the orphanage, there was an extremely strong hostility and resentment floating in the sky. The hostility and resentment condensed and almost turned into a grimace!
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PS: The fourth update is here, a little later than expected, it’s a new month, begging for a monthly pass!

PS2: I have to leave at 6 o'clock tomorrow morning to go to the provincial capital hospital to have an examination for the child. It is not certain when I will come back. Tomorrow's update will be in the evening. I hope everyone will forgive me. !
　Recommendation: Others rely on talent to cultivate immortality, but I not only rely on talent, but also rely on my girlfriends.

　　


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