This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 367 Why is Mr. Cui Fu so weird today?

Xu Yang: "..."

Black and white impermanence: "..."

The cow demon raised his head quietly, seeing the stunned expressions of the three people in front of him, he couldn't help feeling proud.

Stupid?
My old cow is smart!
Who doesn't know how to hold thighs?

Think back to when our ancestors of scalpers carried the patriarch of Taoism to the west of Hangu Pass, how much achievement did they achieve?
what?
You said that the one carrying the patriarch of Taoism is a green ox, not a yellow ox?

fart!

I'm a cow... I don't know better than you?
Behind Xu Yang, the old monk who was blown away by Xu Yang's explosive power came over, and was confused after seeing this scene!
This is……

hallucinations?
Such a powerful big monster rushed to serve as a mount for Xu Tianshi?
The key is that Xu Tianshi still looks hesitant...Why is there any hesitation?

Looking at the cow demon kneeling on the ground, Xu Yang showed hesitation, and indeed he did not agree immediately.

Take a cow demon as a mount?
Daoist celestial master, riding an old scalper... Thinking about it, it is quite high.

Moreover, this bull demon is not weak, and he is also quite good as a thug.

It's just that Xu Yang is a cautious person.

This kind of monster of unknown origin is not enough to believe in just a few words.

After pondering for a moment, Xu Yang flipped his hands over, took out the decree bestowed by Mr. Cui Fu, activated his mana, and threw it on the ground.

boom!
The decree exploded and turned into a cloud of gray mist.

In the gray mist, the avatar of Cui Fujun came out wearing a judge's uniform, and said with a smile, "Young Master Xu, why did you remember to look for me today? Huh? Bai Wuchang, Hei Wuchang, you are here too?"

"Meet your lord judge."

Black and white impermanence saluted respectfully.

Xu Yang said with a smile: "Brother Cui...to find Brother Cui today, I want to trouble Brother Cui to help you find out the details of this cow monster."

He pointed at the cow demon.

Mr. Cui Fu just saw the cow demon and said in surprise: "Huh? Demon king? Has a demon king been born in the world now... No, the spiritual energy in the world has recovered again?"

Although it's just an avatar.

But how cultivated is Cui Fujun?

He only sensed it for a while, and then found the abnormality, looked up at the sky, and murmured: "The road to heaven has also opened...the world is going to be in chaos."

"Oh?"

Xu Yang was curious, and asked: "Brother Cui, now that the road to Yin and Yang continues, and the road to heaven has opened, all gods in the Yin Mansion and Heaven can enter the mortal world... If so, why is there such chaos in the world?"

For example, black and white are impermanent, and ghosts are wrong in the underworld.

They entered the human world and cooperated with the Spiritual Management Bureau to arrest ghosts these days, which made Daxia's situation much better, and the number of ghost cases decreased significantly.

Even if the third revival of spiritual energy will lead to the birth of a big monster like the cow demon, but the gods in the sky can come down to the earth... Just a few of them will be enough to level the world, right?

Lord Cui Fu shook his head, and said: "Yin officials and ghosts are responsible for arresting ghosts and maintaining order in the world... But those demons are not under our jurisdiction. The gods of the world will not come down to deal with them."

Xu Yang frowned, and said: "If they start a riot, kill people and destroy the city, does this count as violating the rules of heaven?"

Lord Cui said: "The big fish eat the small fish, the small fish eat the dried shrimps, and the dried shrimps eat mud... Is this against the rules of heaven?"

Xu Yang was silent.

Cui Fujun's words...

He understands!

Humans hunt wild animals for food or other purposes.

The same is true for monsters killing people!

This is the cycle of heaven and does not violate the rules of heaven.

Therefore, the destiny of the people in the world must be won by themselves.

aside.

The bull demon who was originally kneeling on the ground and complacent about his "smartness" is now trembling, not even daring to vent his anger.

What the hell!

Mr. Cui Fu!
This……

The little Taoist priest unexpectedly summoned Mr. Cui Fu here!

Even Mr. Cui Fu eagerly called him "Young Master Xu"... What is his background?
But Xu Yang took a deep breath, expelled the distracting thoughts in his mind, and said with a smile: "I have said so much, I almost forgot the business...Brother Cui, this cow demon wants to recognize me as the master, I need your help Find out if he really did what he said he never took a life."

"Oh no……"

The bull demon became anxious, and quickly argued: "Xu Tianshi, you heard it wrong, what I said is that I have never killed a good person... I was young and vigorous, and I still killed many bad people in order to do good deeds."

Mr. Cui Fu flipped his hands, took out the book of life and death, and the judge's pen, and said indifferently: "You don't need to say more, just tell me your name, right and wrong, and I will know right after I check it."

He is an avatar at this moment.

The book of life and death and the judge's pen in his hand are just projections.

It can be used to check a bull monster, which is more than enough.

The bull demon knelt on the ground, and said respectfully: "Your Honor, the little demon's surname is Niu, and each name has the word Pang."

Mr. Cui Fu held the judge's pen and wrote the word "ox" on the book of life and death, then paused, looked at the cow demon, and asked, "Which mang?"

"I will, I will!"

The bull demon hurriedly said: "My lord, although I am a big bastard, I can write my own name."

He found a wooden stick, smoothed the ground with his thick palm, and wrote the word "ox" crookedly on the ground with one stroke.

then……

Scratching the back of his head, he muttered softly, "Hey...how did I write my name?"

He wrote the character "Factory" again, and under the "Factory" he wrote the character "Dragon"... probably he had really forgotten the strokes behind, so he scribbled twice.

Mr. Cui Fu: "..."

He stared carefully at the words on the ground for a while, and asked in doubt, "What kind of word is this?"

Cow Demon: "Pang, Pang of Cow Pang."

Cui Fujun has black lines all over his head...

I really know that this is a "Pang" character, but how do you write the key word "Pang"?
Xu Yang took out his mobile phone, checked on the Internet, and finally found out how to write the word "Pang".

Cui Fujun cursed and wrote the word "Pang" in the book of life and death. The next moment, the brilliance rose in the book of life and death, and Niu Pang's past, present and past appeared one by one.

"Niupang."

"In my previous life, I was a son of a rich family."

"Because of occupying the women of the people and committing many evils, he was thrown into the animal life after death and reincarnated as a cow."

After that, it was almost the same as Niu Pang himself said.

After hearing this, Xu Yang nodded and said, "Since you have never done anything evil, then I will take you in."

Niu Pang Daxi.

Kowtow again and again.

At the side, the Lord of the Cui Mansion said: "Since it is to collect the mount, it must be more formal... Xu Shao, I have a spirit beast ring here, you can ask him to wear it after refining... From then on, he will not go against your will .”

Xu Yang took the spirit beast ring, and sacrificed it according to the method Cui Fujun said.

"Oh?"

Looking at the collar-like iron ring in his hand, Xu Yang said in surprise: "This thing is actually a Taoist weapon?"

Mr. Cui Fu smiled and said: "If it wasn't for the Dao weapon, I wouldn't be able to control the big monster... What's more, I don't have a lower-level spirit beast ring on me."

Xu Yang threw the spirit beast ring to the bull demon, and the bull demon naturally would not refuse, and immediately put it on his neck...

hum!
The brilliance of the spirit beast ring flashed, and it sank into the body of the bull demon.

The bull demon knelt down again and shouted "Master".

Xu Yang said: "Go find a place far away from the city and wait. I will come to you after I finish chatting with Brother Cui."

Niu Pang took the order, turned around and flew towards the distance.

Because of refining the spirit beast ring, Xu Yang could clearly sense his position.

Bai Wuchang heard that Xu Yang had something to discuss with Mr. Cui Fu, and when he was about to leave, Hei Wuchang stood there stupidly until he was pulled by Bai Wuchang, and then said: "Oh oh oh... I suddenly remembered There is still boiling water in my house, Master Cui, Master Xu, take your leave."

The old monk has already rushed to the temples destroyed by the bull demon to save people.

And Xu Yang walked and chatted with Cui Fujun, asking: "Brother Cui..."

The words came to my lips, but I didn't know how to say them.

Cui Fujun guided him: "Brother Xu Yang, you can just speak up if you have something to do...Do we need to cover up our friendship?"

Taking a deep breath, Xu Yang said: "Brother Cui... I suspect that I was not born to my father!"

Mr. Cui Fu: "???"

He was so frightened that he was so frightened that he covered Xu Yang's mouth, looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he lowered his voice and said in a deep voice: "Brother Xu Yang, this is not a joke... If the emperor heard about it, why don’t you cut me alive?”

"This matter is absolutely true, I heard the emperor say it with my own ears... how can it be false?"

Now that he had opened his mouth, Xu Yang no longer concealed it, and said, "I mean... is it possible... that the emperor was cuckolded?"

Mr. Cui Fu obviously didn't know much about human vocabulary, and asked in surprise, "What green hat?"

"It's that... by that!"

After Xu Yang explained, the avatar of Cui Fujun was so frightened that he was a bit illusory, and said quickly: "Brother Xu, Young Master Xu... My ancestor, don't talk nonsense, even if you want to talk nonsense Don't say it in front of me... No, no, I'll have to kill my memory later, just pretend that I never came to the world today."

"But……"

Xu Yang said: "Since I am the biological son of Emperor Fengdu, why is my appearance almost identical to Emperor Dongyue's?"

Cui Fujun was startled, and looked at Xu Yang in disbelief.

Xu Yang said again: "Besides, I can also absorb the power of incense and belief from others offering sacrifices to the golden body of Dongyue Emperor's statue..."

Cui Fujun's figure shook again.

His pupils constricted violently, and the whole avatar was already illusory. His teeth were chattering, and he said tremblingly, "You... you... are you telling the truth?"

Xu Yang nodded.

Gum!

Cui Fujun swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said: "You...you"

Before he could say a word, suddenly, a voice sounded in Cui Fujun's mind——

"Cui Yu, don't tell him the truth."

"It's just that he can borrow the power of Dongyue's incense and belief. I did it secretly."

Cui Fujun's heart was shocked again... the emperor... did he know the truth a long time ago?
and so……

He said Xu Yang was his "son"...all on purpose?

Oh my great emperor!
Didn't you ever think that if I was caught in the middle, I would be retaliated by this person?
I……

I actually don't know what to do, call him brother?

In his mind, he recalled what Taibai Jinxing said that day... suddenly...

Taibai Jinxing, an old thief, obviously knows Xu Yang's true identity!
So Mr. Cui Fu showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and said: "Xu...Xu Tianshi, you can borrow the power of the incense and faith of Emperor Dongyue, but the emperor secretly helped..."

Xu Yang: "Then how do I look like Emperor Dongyue?"

"what!"

Cui Fujun suddenly cried out in pain, he shouted: "I have cut off my own memory, Xu Tianshi, what did you just say?"

"Not good... There is a big event going to happen in the Nether Division, Xu Tianshi, the little one will go first!"

call out!
Cui Fujun's figure flickered and dissipated into a wisp of green smoke.

Xu Yang: "???"

Master Xu?
you?
He muttered: "What's the situation... Why is Brother Cui so weird today? How could he call me like that and even use honorifics for me???"

(End of this chapter)