This celestial master is not serious
Chapter 369 You melon skin, look at it?
Chapter 369 You melon skin, look at it?
The mountain exploded, and yellow sand flew all over the sky.
In the yellow sand, there is a huge snake demon.
The snake monster's head alone was the size of an off-road vehicle, and its eyes were shining with monster lights, like a lantern. The snake's body was huge, suspended in the air, hovering in the yellow sand, at least 300 meters long!
Her breath is slightly stronger than Niupang's.
Seeing Niu Pang standing in front of Xu Yang and calling Xu Yang "Sir", the snake demon was stunned for a moment, then giggled coquettishly and said, "Are you that old cow from Niu Shou Mountain? Why... you are a majestic monster Wang, you actually recognize a little Taoist priest as your husband?"
Niupang was very angry, and said angrily: "Hey, you snake monster, don't be presumptuous, my husband is not young!"
The snake body of the snake demon laughed and trembled wildly, shaking the yellow sand all over the sky.
Her huge snake body hovering in the air fell from the sky, quickly climbed up among the continuous loess mountains, and coiled on a small mountain opposite.
That small hill was adjacent to the hill where Xu Yang was, with a ravine in between.
However, the snake demon's head was only poking out, and the back half of her body was still coiled on the opposite mountain, but that huge head had already stretched out not far from Xu Yang.
She vomited snake letters.
A pair of huge eyes stared at Xu Yang, and sneered: "The height is not as big as my head, and the cultivation level is only in the realm of refining gods... What is it if you are not a little Taoist priest?"
"You fart!"
The cow was so angry that he wanted to teach the snake demon a lesson.
"Niupang!"
Xu Yang opened his mouth, stopped Niupang, looked up at the huge snake monster's head, and said with a faint smile, "I'm indeed a little Taoist priest."
"but……"
His voice suddenly changed, his voice suddenly became cold, and he said in a deep voice: "However, even a little Taoist can kill a snake demon!"
Zheng!
Between his brows, a celestial light suddenly appeared.
The storm of immortal time rose, and in an instant it turned into a sword light, and shot towards the snake demon with a swish.
One person and one monster, the distance is too close!
Xu Yang's primordial spirit is comparable to the true king of the peak Taoist school.
He urged the Flood Severing Sword with all his strength, how fast was it?
The snake demon only felt a crisis of death welling up in her heart, and just as a sense of fear rose in her heart, her demonic aura erupted, and her body suddenly shrank back...
Her body retracted above the hill.
However, his head fell heavily on the hillside.
"Ding!"
"The snake demon is frightened, merit +10000 points, constitution +1."
At this time, the system prompt sounded in Xu Yang's mind, and the demonic light in the eyes of the snake monster's head began to dim. She opened and closed her mouth and said, "The immortal artifact..."
then.
The demonic light in his eyes dissipated.
All the evil spirits are gone.
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have made great achievements in subduing demons and eliminating demons, and you will be rewarded: merit value + 10 points."
"Ding!"
"The cow demon was frightened, merit +10000 points, constitution +1."
"Ding!"
"The cow demon was frightened, merit +10000 points, constitution +1."
"Ding……"
On the side, seeing this scene, Niu Pang shuddered suddenly after seeing this scene, and there was a little more fear in his eyes when he looked at Xu Yang...
What the hell!
Is my husband so fierce?
Killed a snake demon who was only weaker than my old cow with one sword?
Looking at the sword light floating above Xu Yang's head again, the fairy light on it was so bright that Niu Pang felt his neck was chilly. He shrank his neck and murmured: "It's a good thing that sir didn't use this sword when we were sparring with me just now." Immortal sword, otherwise, my old cow may have turned into beef jerky by now."
But Xu Yang calmly withdrew his sword, and said, "Niu Pang, why are you standing there? Take this corpse of the snake demon, and let's take it back to make soup."
Niupang stepped forward, looked at the snake head, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Xu Yang said angrily: "Damn, you bastard lied to me? Didn't you say you're a vegetarian? Why are you drooling?"
"Ding!"
"The cow demon was frightened, merit +10000 points, constitution +1."
Niu Pang was taken aback, and quickly explained: "Sir, I misunderstood, I am not greedy for snake meat, but for her demon pill."
"Demon Pill?"
This is Xu Yang's first time killing a demon, and he doesn't know that the demon has the term "demon pill".
This is a matter of common sense.
Under normal circumstances, disciples of the Taoist sect know it.
Niu Pang said in surprise, "Sir...don't you know the Yaodan?"
Xu Yang shook his head.
Niu Pang opened his mouth and spat out, a demonic light flew out of his mouth, suspended in the air.
In the demonic light, there is a demon pill about the size of an egg. There are strange patterns on the demon pill. The patterns are similar to dao patterns, but not exactly the same.
Inside the demon core, there is a calf wandering faintly.
Niu Pang pointed to the demon pill and said, "Sir, you practice Taoism. At the supernatural power level, you need to practice supernatural powers and form Taoist golden pills... We, the demon clan, use demon-constructing pills."
"The demon core is the wealth and life of a demon. Under normal circumstances, it is difficult to preserve the demon core. No demon will hope that the demon core will be ruined by others after death, and it will explode before death."
"However, sir, he shot too fast just now, and the snake demon obviously didn't react, so he was cut off by the fairy sword and killed the demon soul... Sir, you are a Taoist celestial master and a big man in the world. Didn't your master tell you Have you passed your common sense?"
Being despised by a stupid bull riding a spirit beast.
Xu Yang's old face was a little uneasy, and he pretended to be calm and said: "I don't have a master, I can have the current cultivation base, it is all by my own thinking and hard work... and my cultivation time is too short, and the speed of cultivation base improvement is too fast. Quick, I really don't know much about some common sense of cultivation!"
Niu Pang: "???"
He scratched the back of his head and smiled honestly.
But in my heart I muttered...
gentlemen……
This is bragging, right?
Without a master, how can you practice on your own to reach this level?
He Pidianpidian stepped forward, dug out the snake demon's demon pill and handed it to Xu Yang, but his bull's eyes kept staring at the demon pill, drooling.
Xu Yang put away the demon pill with his hands, and said: "You are already in the realm of the demon king, and this demon pill will not improve you much, and it will not be too late to give it to you when you have a better demon pill in the future. "
He glanced at the corpse of the snake demon.
I looked at my storage space of only "100 cubic meters", and immediately thought, and clicked on the small "+" sign behind [storage space].
"Ding!"
"Merit value -10000 points."
The next moment, the storage space expanded rapidly, from 100 cubic meters to 1000 cubic meters.
Xu Yang clicked again.
"Ding!"
"Merit value - 10 points."
The storage space has expanded from 1000 cubic meters to 1 cubic meters.
Xu Yang waved his hand, put away the corpse of the snake demon, and said, "Okay, Niupang... let's go back."
Niu Pang knew it, transformed himself into the original body, and turned into a handsome old scalper.
This old scalper is at least twice the size of an ordinary scalper, standing there is even more noble than Xu Yang, Xu Yang said: "Why become so big? It looks like an ordinary scalper."
Niu Pang "mooed" and shrunk rapidly.
Xu Yang flipped his hands and rode on the back of the ox.
Niu Pang took a step forward, and there were monster clouds under his feet. He stepped on the auspicious clouds and flew towards Wucheng.
soon.
Wucheng has arrived.
Xu Yang pointed to the villa area below, and said, "Okay, let's go down."
Niu Pang heard the whereabouts and landed at the gate of the villa.
Xu Yang jumped off the back of the bull, dug his crotch with his hands, and said, "Riding a bull is indeed very cool...but it's a bit awkward...well, you just wait here at the door, don't run around."
Xu Yang entered the villa.
Niu Pang stood at the door, bored, seeing the fresh and delicious green plants in the green belt beside him, he immediately walked over with his tail wagging, and ate grass.
Just then, Ma Long drove up in a BMW.
He parked the car at the entrance of the villa and saw an old scalper grazing. He couldn't help but widen his eyes and shouted, "Damn...why did a cow come here? What are the property management and security guards doing?" ?”
Ma Long stepped forward to drive the cattle.
boom!
Niu Pang glared with his hind hoof, hit Ma Long in the chest, kicked Ma Long upside down, and hit his BMW heavily.
The door of the BMW car was deformed, and it was dented by the impact. Malone vomited blood, slid down the door, and fell to the ground, his eyes became rounder!
What the hell!
This cow...
So much energy?
Niu Pang turned his head, and a pair of bull's eyes cast a contemptuous glance at Ma Long with human eyes.
"tui!"
He spit out a mouthful of green grass foam, and cursed: "You melon skin, look at it, have you ever seen such a handsome cow?"
………………
PS: Recommend a friend a new book: Global Calling: All I call are blind dates, and the following is a through train.
Friends new book, brothers support it!
(End of this chapter)
The mountain exploded, and yellow sand flew all over the sky.
In the yellow sand, there is a huge snake demon.
The snake monster's head alone was the size of an off-road vehicle, and its eyes were shining with monster lights, like a lantern. The snake's body was huge, suspended in the air, hovering in the yellow sand, at least 300 meters long!
Her breath is slightly stronger than Niupang's.
Seeing Niu Pang standing in front of Xu Yang and calling Xu Yang "Sir", the snake demon was stunned for a moment, then giggled coquettishly and said, "Are you that old cow from Niu Shou Mountain? Why... you are a majestic monster Wang, you actually recognize a little Taoist priest as your husband?"
Niupang was very angry, and said angrily: "Hey, you snake monster, don't be presumptuous, my husband is not young!"
The snake body of the snake demon laughed and trembled wildly, shaking the yellow sand all over the sky.
Her huge snake body hovering in the air fell from the sky, quickly climbed up among the continuous loess mountains, and coiled on a small mountain opposite.
That small hill was adjacent to the hill where Xu Yang was, with a ravine in between.
However, the snake demon's head was only poking out, and the back half of her body was still coiled on the opposite mountain, but that huge head had already stretched out not far from Xu Yang.
She vomited snake letters.
A pair of huge eyes stared at Xu Yang, and sneered: "The height is not as big as my head, and the cultivation level is only in the realm of refining gods... What is it if you are not a little Taoist priest?"
"You fart!"
The cow was so angry that he wanted to teach the snake demon a lesson.
"Niupang!"
Xu Yang opened his mouth, stopped Niupang, looked up at the huge snake monster's head, and said with a faint smile, "I'm indeed a little Taoist priest."
"but……"
His voice suddenly changed, his voice suddenly became cold, and he said in a deep voice: "However, even a little Taoist can kill a snake demon!"
Zheng!
Between his brows, a celestial light suddenly appeared.
The storm of immortal time rose, and in an instant it turned into a sword light, and shot towards the snake demon with a swish.
One person and one monster, the distance is too close!
Xu Yang's primordial spirit is comparable to the true king of the peak Taoist school.
He urged the Flood Severing Sword with all his strength, how fast was it?
The snake demon only felt a crisis of death welling up in her heart, and just as a sense of fear rose in her heart, her demonic aura erupted, and her body suddenly shrank back...
Her body retracted above the hill.
However, his head fell heavily on the hillside.
"Ding!"
"The snake demon is frightened, merit +10000 points, constitution +1."
At this time, the system prompt sounded in Xu Yang's mind, and the demonic light in the eyes of the snake monster's head began to dim. She opened and closed her mouth and said, "The immortal artifact..."
then.
The demonic light in his eyes dissipated.
All the evil spirits are gone.
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have made great achievements in subduing demons and eliminating demons, and you will be rewarded: merit value + 10 points."
"Ding!"
"The cow demon was frightened, merit +10000 points, constitution +1."
"Ding!"
"The cow demon was frightened, merit +10000 points, constitution +1."
"Ding……"
On the side, seeing this scene, Niu Pang shuddered suddenly after seeing this scene, and there was a little more fear in his eyes when he looked at Xu Yang...
What the hell!
Is my husband so fierce?
Killed a snake demon who was only weaker than my old cow with one sword?
Looking at the sword light floating above Xu Yang's head again, the fairy light on it was so bright that Niu Pang felt his neck was chilly. He shrank his neck and murmured: "It's a good thing that sir didn't use this sword when we were sparring with me just now." Immortal sword, otherwise, my old cow may have turned into beef jerky by now."
But Xu Yang calmly withdrew his sword, and said, "Niu Pang, why are you standing there? Take this corpse of the snake demon, and let's take it back to make soup."
Niupang stepped forward, looked at the snake head, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Xu Yang said angrily: "Damn, you bastard lied to me? Didn't you say you're a vegetarian? Why are you drooling?"
"Ding!"
"The cow demon was frightened, merit +10000 points, constitution +1."
Niu Pang was taken aback, and quickly explained: "Sir, I misunderstood, I am not greedy for snake meat, but for her demon pill."
"Demon Pill?"
This is Xu Yang's first time killing a demon, and he doesn't know that the demon has the term "demon pill".
This is a matter of common sense.
Under normal circumstances, disciples of the Taoist sect know it.
Niu Pang said in surprise, "Sir...don't you know the Yaodan?"
Xu Yang shook his head.
Niu Pang opened his mouth and spat out, a demonic light flew out of his mouth, suspended in the air.
In the demonic light, there is a demon pill about the size of an egg. There are strange patterns on the demon pill. The patterns are similar to dao patterns, but not exactly the same.
Inside the demon core, there is a calf wandering faintly.
Niu Pang pointed to the demon pill and said, "Sir, you practice Taoism. At the supernatural power level, you need to practice supernatural powers and form Taoist golden pills... We, the demon clan, use demon-constructing pills."
"The demon core is the wealth and life of a demon. Under normal circumstances, it is difficult to preserve the demon core. No demon will hope that the demon core will be ruined by others after death, and it will explode before death."
"However, sir, he shot too fast just now, and the snake demon obviously didn't react, so he was cut off by the fairy sword and killed the demon soul... Sir, you are a Taoist celestial master and a big man in the world. Didn't your master tell you Have you passed your common sense?"
Being despised by a stupid bull riding a spirit beast.
Xu Yang's old face was a little uneasy, and he pretended to be calm and said: "I don't have a master, I can have the current cultivation base, it is all by my own thinking and hard work... and my cultivation time is too short, and the speed of cultivation base improvement is too fast. Quick, I really don't know much about some common sense of cultivation!"
Niu Pang: "???"
He scratched the back of his head and smiled honestly.
But in my heart I muttered...
gentlemen……
This is bragging, right?
Without a master, how can you practice on your own to reach this level?
He Pidianpidian stepped forward, dug out the snake demon's demon pill and handed it to Xu Yang, but his bull's eyes kept staring at the demon pill, drooling.
Xu Yang put away the demon pill with his hands, and said: "You are already in the realm of the demon king, and this demon pill will not improve you much, and it will not be too late to give it to you when you have a better demon pill in the future. "
He glanced at the corpse of the snake demon.
I looked at my storage space of only "100 cubic meters", and immediately thought, and clicked on the small "+" sign behind [storage space].
"Ding!"
"Merit value -10000 points."
The next moment, the storage space expanded rapidly, from 100 cubic meters to 1000 cubic meters.
Xu Yang clicked again.
"Ding!"
"Merit value - 10 points."
The storage space has expanded from 1000 cubic meters to 1 cubic meters.
Xu Yang waved his hand, put away the corpse of the snake demon, and said, "Okay, Niupang... let's go back."
Niu Pang knew it, transformed himself into the original body, and turned into a handsome old scalper.
This old scalper is at least twice the size of an ordinary scalper, standing there is even more noble than Xu Yang, Xu Yang said: "Why become so big? It looks like an ordinary scalper."
Niu Pang "mooed" and shrunk rapidly.
Xu Yang flipped his hands and rode on the back of the ox.
Niu Pang took a step forward, and there were monster clouds under his feet. He stepped on the auspicious clouds and flew towards Wucheng.
soon.
Wucheng has arrived.
Xu Yang pointed to the villa area below, and said, "Okay, let's go down."
Niu Pang heard the whereabouts and landed at the gate of the villa.
Xu Yang jumped off the back of the bull, dug his crotch with his hands, and said, "Riding a bull is indeed very cool...but it's a bit awkward...well, you just wait here at the door, don't run around."
Xu Yang entered the villa.
Niu Pang stood at the door, bored, seeing the fresh and delicious green plants in the green belt beside him, he immediately walked over with his tail wagging, and ate grass.
Just then, Ma Long drove up in a BMW.
He parked the car at the entrance of the villa and saw an old scalper grazing. He couldn't help but widen his eyes and shouted, "Damn...why did a cow come here? What are the property management and security guards doing?" ?”
Ma Long stepped forward to drive the cattle.
boom!
Niu Pang glared with his hind hoof, hit Ma Long in the chest, kicked Ma Long upside down, and hit his BMW heavily.
The door of the BMW car was deformed, and it was dented by the impact. Malone vomited blood, slid down the door, and fell to the ground, his eyes became rounder!
What the hell!
This cow...
So much energy?
Niu Pang turned his head, and a pair of bull's eyes cast a contemptuous glance at Ma Long with human eyes.
"tui!"
He spit out a mouthful of green grass foam, and cursed: "You melon skin, look at it, have you ever seen such a handsome cow?"
………………
PS: Recommend a friend a new book: Global Calling: All I call are blind dates, and the following is a through train.
Friends new book, brothers support it!
(End of this chapter)
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