This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 434 I don't want to ascend!

On December 2023, 12, Meng Mingshan became a fairy on the top of Mount Tai, awakening the memory of the past and breaking the mystery of the womb.

The next day.

He traveled around Daxia, visited nine ghost markets, and entered the night.

Whoa!
Meng Mingshan waved his hand, and in the night, an illusory portal emerged.

He came to the door, turned around and looked, the direction he was looking at was where Mount Tai was, and there was a hint of reluctance in his eyes.

More than 600 years ago, his true spirit entered the six realms of reincarnation.

Over the past 600 years, Meng Mingshan has been reincarnated in eleven lives.

In the previous ten lives, he had never practiced because of the exhaustion of spiritual energy in the world and the silence of the Dao.

During those 600 years, he worked as a scholar and a butcher, and in another life he joined the army and went to the front line. In addition, he was also a scholar... The moment he became a fairy, the memories of this life began to emerge in his mind.

It's just that these memories are not as deep as this life, let alone the time when I followed "Emperor Dongyue" in the underworld!

And this life is extremely short for Meng Mingshan.

He was abandoned at the foot of Mount Tai when he was still in his infancy. If Daoist Taixu hadn't picked him up, I'm afraid he would have started his own "No.12" reincarnation on that snowy night.

Almost all of his childhood was in Dai Temple.

The farthest place I have been to is probably the market near Mount Tai. In my impression, every three or six nines are held, and it is very lively. Sometimes the brothers will secretly take him down the mountain to go to the market.

Until the age of 16.

He met "Xu Tianshi".

Then he was fooled into the "West Mountain Longevity Palace"... That was the first time he really went down the mountain.

Thinking of "Tianshi Xu", Meng Mingshan couldn't help showing a smile...

He is still the same as before.

I like to fool people.

I love to paint pies for people.

Damn it!

We agreed to take our brothers to Jiuyou to kill the world and turn the world upside down. After beheading the blood emperor dog thief, we will retire and return home. We will take our brothers to live in seclusion in the world, and each find ten or eight wives to live a shameless life...

In the end, I "woke up", and you haven't returned yet?

Shaking his head, he drove away the distracting thoughts in his mind.

"Since the Great Emperor Fengdu didn't let me tell the truth to Big Brother, there must be some deep meaning..."

Meng Mingshan changed his mind secretly, and the faces of the old Taoist Taixu and the senior brothers appeared in his mind again. He sighed and said: "Master, senior brother... Let's meet again by fate. I can't repay the kindness of nurturing and teaching in this life. After you die, you will become ghosts and go to the underworld. After you go down to the [-]th floor of hell, I will treat you well and promise to let you enjoy happiness."

He stepped out and got into the illusory portal.

hum!
The illusory portal trembled, and then slowly closed, as if it had never appeared before.

And Meng Mingshan has disappeared.

…………

The top of Mount Tai.

Inside Dai Temple.

"Ah!"

The old Taoist Taixu who was eating his vegetarian food sneezed and couldn't help cursing: "Which bastard scolded the old Taoist behind my back?"

When several disciples heard the words, they quickly lowered their heads and forcefully shoveled the rice into their mouths, but no one dared to answer.

no way.

If anyone keeps complaining, the master will definitely babble and talk a lot, which really affects people's mood for eating!
Only when the stinky little brother is around, he dares to pick up. He is relatively "dumb", no matter what the master says, he will only say "yes, yes, you are right, master", and then the old Taoist will be depressed and leave with his hands behind his back.

The old Taoist cursed a few words, but when no one answered, he couldn't help but sighed: "I don't know if your little brother has been to the underworld... I heard that the underworld has undergone tremendous changes more than 600 years ago. There are countless deaths and injuries from the lineage of Emperor Dongyue. Now the entire Yincao underworld is controlled by Emperor Fengdu. I don't know if I will be bullied if I go to the underworld."

A middle-aged Taoist muttered, "Master, my junior brother is the legendary Marshal Meng, one of the ten great protectors under Emperor Dongyue's command. How can we worry about his affairs?"

"Bastard!"

The old Taoist Taixu stared and scolded: "Even if he is the king of heaven, he is also your junior brother. You are a senior brother, how can you talk like that?",

After cursing, the old Taoist said with emotion: "Hey...it's a pity that you bastards are useless. Now Master Xu wants to help us develop the tourism industry of Dai Temple. Everything needs to be taken care of by Master. Otherwise, Master really wants to find a hemp rope and hang himself to death. Like that old Xu Zhiyuan, his soul will go to the underworld and go to... to take care of your little brother."

"Maybe he can be like that old guy Xu Zhiyuan, and become a city god in the world."

Feel a lot of emotion.

The old Taoist said: "Okay, everyone eat early and rest early. I have already contacted the local Bureau of Culture and Tourism and asked them to close down the Dai Temple in Shangxia. In addition, I bought the media and some marketing accounts to promote our Dai Temple... Tomorrow morning, go to Shangxia and wait for me. When the tourists arrive, I will control the fairy and take them up the mountain to burn incense!"

Many Dai Temple disciples showed their eyes and were gearing up, looking impatient.

Someone said: "When we have more pilgrims in the Dai Temple, the incense money will naturally increase... I hope that the master will give us more, so that I can exchange for a new mobile phone and alien notebook."

"Your old one? Can't you buy a new one after selling the old one? You see, my old mobile phone is resold..."

…………

That night.

Various media and some marketing accounts began to work together.

"Will be the top of the mountain, the temple that stands on the top of Mount Tai for thousands of years - Dai Temple!"

"Mountains are not high, there are fairies and spirits, Mount Tai, the most mysterious mountain in Daxia!"

"It is the place where the emperors of all dynasties consecrated Zen, and it is the place where they can communicate with the heavens..."

"Shocking, a certain woman was infertile at [-], and she gave birth to a pair of twins just three months after she went to Dai Temple to offer incense!"

"The miracle of Mount Tai, the gods appear!"

"Taishan Dai Temple, Xu Tianshi agreed!"

First of all, various articles began to spread on the Internet.

Someone else made an "AI animation" and posted it online.

Because of the money spent, streams attracted, and the higher-ups having said hello to this matter, all the major video platforms gave their maximum support, and soon these videos had millions, tens, or even hundreds of millions of views.

Then there are various "miraculous manifestations" videos appearing on the Internet.

Until around 11 o'clock in the evening, a very shocking video was posted on the Internet.

In the video, there are three fairy artifacts.

These three celestial artifacts are Kuimu Langxingjun's "Qingyun Xianzhou", Dianmu's "Celestial Silk Handkerchief" and Weihuoxingjun's nine-story jade building.

The three celestial artifacts were placed at the foot of Mount Tai, on which the celestial light shone brightly and shone in all directions.

In the video, Taoist Taixu is dressed in a purple Taoist robe, with white hair and a youthful face, with a fairy-like face, smiling at the camera: "Xu Tianshi knows that Mount Tai is steep and the mountain road is difficult, and many elderly tourists and pilgrims may find it difficult to go up the mountain, so he specially asked the gods in the sky and borrowed three fairy artifacts!"

"These three fairy artifacts are Qingyun fairy boats, which can carry 10 people."

"There is also the silk handkerchief of heavenly silk. After unfolding, it can cover the sky and the sun. It can be regarded as the ancestor of those magical flying carpets in the West."

"That jade pagoda, named Nine Jade Immortal Pagoda, has nine floors in total, and each floor is an independent space. The space inside it is vast and boundless, and a country can be placed in it..."

"These three celestial artifacts will be used to take the tourists to climb mountains for sightseeing..."

"Almost forgot to say."

"The celestial artifact is extraordinary, and its celestial light has many special effects. If anyone can bathe in the celestial light, there may be a chance to get rid of hidden diseases in the body..."

soon.

The news of "Three Immortal Artifacts" was on the top of the hot search list, and its popularity far exceeded the popularity of a certain star's scandal the next day. The extended topic had millions of articles in a few hours!

Wucheng.

Inside the villa.

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Jiang He watched the trending searches on the TV projection screen, and said with a smile: "This old Taoist priest can do things, and the popularity is quite good... I just don't know how effective it will be."

He stayed up all night, playing games with his wives.

At around 8 o'clock the next morning, Liu Shishi had prepared breakfast. Xu Yanggang sat down at the dining table, and suddenly his body shook, and he said, "Here we come!"

The girls were startled, Yunmengxi rolled her eyes and said, "Husband, what's going on? Why are you so startled... so scared that my milk flowed out."

She put down the milk, picked up the toilet paper and wiped her chest.

Xu Yang finished breakfast in twos and said, "Wife, I have to go out first."

brush!
With a flash of his figure, he turned into a ray of fairy light and rushed out of the villa. When he reappeared, he had already arrived at the bank of the Yellow River.

Forming a formation around his body casually, Xu Yang sat cross-legged, looked inside himself, and found that in his "sea of ​​consciousness", strands of "power of incense and faith" were constantly increasing.

Some of these "incense power of faith" are thick, some are thin, some are bright, and some are dull.

Xu Yang guessed that this might have something to do with the strength of the pilgrims who "worship" the golden body of the emperor. The stronger the individual, the purer the power of faith in the incense provided... Of course, it may also be related to "faith".

Don't look at the many people who go to temples and Taoist temples to offer incense every day.

In fact, quite a few pilgrims who offer incense do not believe in these things deep down in their hearts.

The heart is not sincere, in fact, the incense is also for nothing.

of course.

This type of pilgrim goes to temples and Taoist temples to offer incense, not asking for anything, as long as he feels at ease.

On December 12, Xu Yang stayed by the Yellow River.

He carefully comprehended the magical effect of the "power of incense belief". With the increase of a large amount of "power of belief in incense", he had a new understanding of the various aspects of life in the dark.

"pity……"

"There is only one Dai Temple, and there is only one golden body of Emperor Dongyue. The power of incense and faith that can be provided to me every day is only enough for me to condense a law of immortality."

Xu Yang secretly changed his mind.

Thinking about whether to invest, build more ten or eight "Dai Temples" for him, and cast more golden statues of Dongyue Emperor.

But soon.

He denied his own idea.

Emperor Dongyue is the God of Mount Tai, and is considered to be the incarnation of Mount Tai... Is the Dai Temple built elsewhere, or is it still the Dai Temple?
"Since I can't gain more power of incense belief by building more temples and casting more statues, then... can I still [steal] the power of incense belief from other 'gods'?"

Xu Yang was thoughtful.

Mr. Cui Fu said it before.

It is said that the reason why Xu Yang was able to "steal" the power of incense and belief from Emperor Dongyue was that Emperor Fengdu secretly helped him.

The power of incense belief of other "gods" is probably not so easy to "steal"... Besides, the gods who can absorb the "power of incense belief" are at least at the level of "celestial beings", so there is no need to offend people for a little power of incense belief.

At night.

The increase in the "Power of Incense and Faith" in the Sea of ​​Consciousness slowed down a lot.

after all……

At this point, tourists and pilgrims should also rest.

Xu Yang glanced at the system attribute panel, there are still about 1000 million merit points left, and he intends to raise the "Way of Water" and "Way of Earth" to the "level of immortals".

"Ding!"

"The merit value is -50, and the water control technique is +1."

"Ding!"

"The merit value is -50, and the earth escape technique is +1."

"Ding……"

As system prompts sounded one after another, the Tao rhyme rose from Xu Yang's body, wisps of immortal light began to emerge, and two more immortal laws slowly formed in his body. Counting the first 111 and the immortal law condensed with the "power of incense belief", the number of immortal laws in Xu Yang's body has reached 114!
When I got home, it was already 2 o'clock in the morning.

All the girls were chasing dramas and chatting in the living room. Seeing this, Xu Yang went back to the bedroom, took out the talisman paper and talisman pen, and planned to practice the talisman.

"Five Thunder Talismans!"

He made an understatement, but within a few seconds he drew a "Five Thunder Talisman".

But the next moment...

Whoa!

The talisman paper burned and quickly turned into a pool of ashes.

Xu Yang frowned.

From the third day when he came into contact with "Fu Dao", he has never encountered such a situation.

"I have drawn tens of thousands of Five Thunder Talismans, and I have almost never failed... Now that my cultivation base has improved, my understanding of the way of thunder has reached the level of the Celestial Immortal... That's right!"

He suddenly reacted, shook his head and smiled wryly: "I am too strong now, and I have too deep understanding of the way of thunder, but I want to make the most limit of the Five Thunder Talisman that I can do..."

"But these talisman papers can't bear my strength at all."

After understanding the key point, Xu Yang could only put away the talisman paper and the talisman pen one by one, and planned to go back to those immortals and ask for some talisman papers that could carry the "immortal power" before trying again.

In the following days, Xu Yang lived very leisurely.

On weekdays, he practiced at home, drank tea, drew talismans, went shopping, played games, and went shopping with his wives. When he was free, he would go to the martial arts school to teach the school teachers and students how to practice.

In a blink of an eye, two months have passed.

It's already February 2024, and the Chinese New Year is approaching.

this day.

Summer.

In a certain deep mountain, suddenly there is a fairy light soaring into the sky, and the sky is full of fairy clouds, covering a radius of [-] miles, and there are bursts of fairy sounds, resounding in all directions.

"Hahahaha!"

In the mountains and forests, the prince rose up from the air, and laughed loudly: "I, Mr. Wang, retreated for three months, and today I finally became a true martial arts god..."

His laughter spread throughout a radius of 800 miles.

But soon, the laughter became frightened, and he shouted: "Not good...the gate of ascension, the power of attracting...ah, I don't want to ascend!"

(End of this chapter)