The daughter of the king crosses Monkey King

Chapter 55 This line is too awkward

Just as the daughter king left, Wu Jing read the narration from the script:

"However, there is an old saying: there must be monsters in high mountains, but there are spirits in the mountains. Sure enough, there is a goblin on this mountain. When Sun Monkey went there, he would startle the monster. He was in the clouds, riding the dark wind, and saw Sanzang sitting on the ground. He was very happy. .”

Bajie rolled his eyes, "Wujing, you don't need to read these few sentences, they are for us to read..."

Wu Jing rubbed his head: "I can't help but read it, if I feel that there is something missing..."

Bajie was speechless: "It's a shortcoming... a lack of root."

Mrs. Bone stood not far away, holding the script and struggling to read: "Some people say that if you eat a piece of his meat, you will live a long life. It's really today." After saying that, she forcefully squeezed out a stiff joy.

Xiaobai stepped forward according to the script, made a full expression, looked at Bajie and Wujing in fear, pretending not to approach him, and said to himself: "Wait until I tease him, and see what I say."

In the sky, Liu Ding Liujia saw it and said hesitantly, "Where did this come from, the tuberculosis goblin?"

"It's a fairyland, but you still want to eat Jin Chanzi's body?"

"Unbelievable!"

Seeing that Mrs. Bone's mana is low, Liu Ding Liujia ignored her.

In the distance, Qianliyan and Shunfenger just went to heaven to report the situation of Sanzang and others in Fowei Temple and returned to the ground.Seeing that there were no other goblins except Xiaobai within a thousand miles around Baihuling, he felt bored and took a rest.

Xiaobai hid in the mountain depression, transformed himself into a moon-like and beautiful woman, took out the bronze mirror to look at it, and thought: This is considered to have beautiful features, white teeth and red lips.

Holding a green sand pot in her left hand and a green magnetic bottle in her right hand, she went straight to Tang Sanzang from west to east.

Sanzang was resting on the side of the mountain when he suddenly saw a young woman in a skirt and hairpin approaching.As written in the script, the green sleeves gently shake the jade shoots in the cage, and the Hunan skirt pulls obliquely to show the golden lotus.I took a few more glances and said hello:
"Long time no see, please trouble Madam Bai today!"

Xiaobai hurriedly opened the script and looked at it for a while. After comparing and comparing the absence of this sentence, he realized that it was Sanzang who greeted him, and said angrily, "Brother, don't say such useless words, just act quickly."

Sanzang was full of black lines, pointed in the direction of Mrs. Bone, and shouted according to the script: "Bajie, Wujing, Wukong just said that there is no one in the wilderness here, do you think there is no one coming out of there?"

Ba Jie didn't even lift his eyelids: "Master, you sit with Wu Jing and wait for the old pig to take a look."

He put down the nails and palladium, straightened his suit, swayed it, pretending to be gentle, and greeted him face to face.I saw Mrs. Bone's changing icy muscles hiding jade bones, shirt collar showing crisp breasts, willow eyebrows with emerald emerald green, almond eyes shining with silver stars.

Can't help but look crazy.

Bajie almost moved Fanxin, couldn't help talking nonsense, and shouted: "Bodhisattva, where are you going? What are you holding in your hand? Do you have a husband? What do you think of me?"

Xiaobai snickered, and whispered, "Brother Pig, you said the wrong word!"

Then he said seriously: "Three masters, I have fragrant rice in this green pot and fried gluten in the green bottle. I have no other reason to come here, because I also vowed to become a Buddhist monk."

Bajie was full of joy, he hurriedly pulled away, ran like a pig, and reported to Sanzang: "Master! Auspicious people have their own rewards! Master is hungry, brother teacher is going to Huazhai, and the monkey doesn't know where to pick peaches and play tricks Yes. I ate too many peaches, and I was a little noisy, and I fell down a bit. Don’t you think it’s a vegetarian?”

Sanzang pretended not to believe it: "You rambunctious rascal! We've gone this far, and we've never met a single good person. Where did the fasting monk come from!"

Bajie said: "Master, it's not here yet?"

When Sanzang saw it, he quickly jumped up, glanced at the script, clasped his palms together and said, "Bodhisattva, where does your family live? What kind of family is it? Do you have any wish to come here to worship the monk?"

Xiaobai coquettishly coaxed: "Master, this mountain is called Baihu Ridge, which is afraid of snakes and beasts, and the lower part of the west is my home. Because my parents have no children, they begged the Buddha to recruit a son-in-law from my family, so that they can retire. The three of you came from afar, thinking of your parents’ kindness, so they gave this meal to the monk, and if you don’t dislike it, you are willing to donate it.”

After finishing speaking, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and thought, the script written by Guanyin is too difficult to pronounce.

Sanzang said: "Excellent! Excellent! One of my disciples went to pick the fruit and came back. I dare not eat your vegetarian food."

Bajie pursed his lips and complained: "There are countless monks in the world, and he has never been like this old monk! Don't eat the ready-made food, just wait for the monkey to come!"

He couldn't say anything else, and when he knocked the jar down with his mouth, he was about to move his mouth.

At this time.

The daughter king came back from the top of the South Mountain, and when she saw the "goblin", she hit her head with an iron rod.

Sanzang was bluffed and said, "Wukong! Who will you fight in the future?"

The daughter king said: "Master, this woman in front of you should not be a good person. She is a goblin, and she is here to deceive you."

Sanzang saw that his daughter's king acted so vividly, he couldn't help snickering, and it took a long time before he said: "You monkey head, you had some eyesight at that time, how can you be so unreasonable today! This female Bodhisattva has such a kind heart, she wants to fast the meal for me, It’s fine if we don’t eat it, how can you say he’s a goblin?”

The daughter King smiled and said: "Master, I know you have moved Fanxin. If you have the intention, ask Bajie to cut down some trees and Wujing to find some grass. I will be a carpenter and build a nest here. He consummated the house and made things happen, and we all broke up, but it’s not a career? Why bother to travel again to learn from it!”

After saying that, the daughter king spat in her heart and cursed Guanyin.

Hearing these words, Sanzang was so ashamed that his bald head blushed, and he didn't know how to answer. The daughter king took the opportunity to get angry, pulled the iron rod, and looked at the goblin to slap her face.

When Mrs. Bones saw her daughter King stick coming, she cheered up and left in advance, turning into a fake corpse and dying on the ground.

When Sanzang saw him, he acted tremblingly, and said in his mouth: "This monkey is extremely rude! He refuses to obey after repeated persuasion, and hurts people's lives for no reason!"

The daughter king said: "Master, don't blame me, just come and see what's in this jar."

Wujing helped Sanzang, and when he looked closer, where there was no fragrant rice, it was a jar of maggots with dragging tails, and it wasn't gluten, but a few frogs and toads jumping around on the ground.

Zhu Bajie provocatively said: "This is a deliberate trick of the monkey, turning it into something like this to dazzle your eyes."

Sanzang knew that he couldn't act anymore, so he sat down on the ground and muttered dejectedly: "The script of Guanyin Bodhisattva is too weird... If I say the lines, I will destroy my image."

The daughter king had no choice but to use Sanzang to mutter and act on her own, yelling: "Headache! Headache! Don't worry! Don't worry!"

Seeing this situation, Sanzang had no choice but to continue: "The monks are always thinking of kindness. You beat someone to death for no reason. What's the use of learning the scriptures? I don't want you to be a disciple. You go back!"

Wu Jing couldn't listen any longer, and shouted, "Ka!"

Bajie complained, "What card are you stuck on? It's almost over. Go and persuade the master to take it back. This time is over."

Wujing was dejected, and his four-meter-high body squatted beside Sanzang, whispering.

Listening to his thoughts, Sanzang felt even more irritable: "Okay, let's leave without disturbing the teacher, let's continue on our way."

The daughter king felt that the acting was a bit exaggerated, and asked in a low voice: "I think the acting is not good, why don't we do it all over again?"

Sanzang and Wujing: "No!"

(End of this chapter)