My aunt is three and a half years old, holding a baby bottle to tell her fortune

Chapter 538 My Auntie's Eyes Are Bleeding Out
The popularity of the two topics made netizens run into the live broadcast room.

Whether it is the topic of Xuanwu or Monkey King, it is all related to Mianmian.

[First time here, I heard that you can see my childhood male god? ]
[Newcomers, then you will be disappointed, my aunt has already said, now I can’t see the male god, only the male god’s stick. ]
[How do I feel the male god's stick... I won't talk about the latter, my aunt is still young, so those who understand will naturally understand. ]
The anchor is a child, and the old drivers are afraid to drive.

"Okay, you said you want to stay in Huaguoshan, then you can play in Huaguoshan for two days, but don't let the little monkeys fight, the little monkeys are all injured." Mianmian was still talking to the golden cudgel , "Also, people nowadays are also very fragile. You can't let people hold you casually, they will be crushed by you. If you do something bad, Mianmian will send you to the bottom of the sea."

When Mian Mian spoke, the golden cudgel kept shaking his body, like an awkward child saying: Don't listen, don't listen, Tang Seng is chanting scriptures.

"If you don't agree, then Mianmian can only come and take you away, and can't let you stay in Huaguo Mountain by yourself." Seeing that the golden cudgel didn't cooperate, Mianmian had a serious expression.

The golden cudgel stopped swinging, and this time it was suspended in mid-air horizontally, shaking twice as if nodding.

After finally talking about the golden cudgel, Mianmian has to comfort the two little monkeys who have become lost after hearing her words.

"Dog Dan, Iron Head, don't be sad." Mian Mian's voice was gentle, "Everyone...no, every little monkey has its own mission when it is born, and the mission of the two of you is to maintain the harmony of the monkey group and the flowers and fruits. The environment in the mountains, and then grow up and have fun. Just like Mianmian, she also wants to be Monkey King, but Mianmian can’t be Monkey King, Mianmian is also very sad.”

[My God, is my aunt's dream to be Monkey King?Ha ha ha ha. ]
[No, if the golden hoop stick listens to my aunt, will my aunt really be the reincarnation of Monkey King? ]
[In front of you, your brain hole is a bit big, don’t let me start to imagine that Monkey King is broadcasting us a live broadcast. ]
Mianmian was also a little nervous when she saw the bullet screen, someone guessed that she was Monkey King.

She could indeed hold the golden cudgel, but she only learned how to use a sword on the mountain, not how to use a stick.But I thought that she could pick up all the weapons in the armory, and felt that she was not.

Weapons just like her better!
She nodded her head, affirming her thoughts.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp." The two little monkeys suddenly spoke together.

After listening to Mian Mian, she nodded: "Yes, yes, you still have the task to wait for the real king of Huaguo Mountain to appear, which is your Monkey King."

She clenched her fists solemnly, her eyes sparkling brightly: "Mianmian will wait together too, Mianmian likes the Holy Father the most."

The two little monkeys also clenched their hands into fists and nodded vigorously.

[Speaking of idols, my sister-in-law's eyes light up. ]
[Did you see it? When you like someone, whether it’s a human or a monkey, your eyes really shine! ]
[I still need time to digest the fact that I am really made out of mud, so where is the reincarnation of our empress Nuwa?Can I ask her to pinch me again? ]
The matter was almost settled, and the monkeys promised not to fight again.

Mianmian called out the id of the person who was destined: "Well, the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, the fight between the monkeys has something to do with Mianmian, so the fortune-telling money this time should be refunded to you. Send a private chat to Mianmian."

The Huaguoshan Monkey King pointed the camera at himself, with a simple and honest face: "Well, if you want to say that, I will not be polite. It is not easy to win once. If the monkeys don't fight, I, can I change the content of the fortune-telling?" ?”

This request is not too much, Mianmian agreed.

While agreeing, she did not forget to explain to the audience in the live broadcast room that it was because the monkeys were arguing that she didn't manage the golden cudgel properly, so she changed the fortune-telling content for the destined person this time.

Everyone typed to express their understanding.

"I, my new fortune-telling content, I want to calculate when I can get married." Huaguoshan Monkey King was particularly embarrassed, "My family has been urging me for a long time, and I have also been on blind dates many times, but it just didn't work. "

This is a good deal.

Mianmian looked at the face of the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, and smiled: "You will be out of singles this month, fate is already on the way."

The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain was stunned: "Leaving the singles so quickly? I always feel that I am very slow. It doesn't look like me to get out of the singles in a month. Can my aunt be more careful? Let me be prepared."

"Be careful?" Mianmian glanced at the golden cudgel inside, and then at the two obedient little monkeys sitting on the ground, "Be careful, your fate will meet you at Huaguo Mountain, be more careful It's not surprising enough!"

The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain was stunned.

Will his fate meet him at Huaguo Mountain?why?Did you know the subject when he came to climb the mountain?

But Mianmian said it all, if he knew more carefully, there would be no surprises, and the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain was too embarrassed to ask.

"Thank you, little aunt, then I'm waiting for this surprise." He smiled and hung up the live broadcast.

The matters of the three predestined people were settled, and Mianmian stretched out on the bed, revealing a little fleshy belly under the short-sleeved pajamas.

She hurriedly straightened her posture and looked at the camera: "Today's predestined people have finished drawing, Mianmian has nothing to do, I can chat with you guys."

As soon as he said that he could chat, Su Chenjin's deep voice came from beside him: "Grandma, it's time for lunch. It's already 1 o'clock in the afternoon."

Mianmian looked at the time on the live broadcast tablet, and found that it was indeed 1 o'clock, so she had to apologize to the audience: "Sorry, Mianmian didn't check the time, so Mianmian is going to eat now, so the live broadcast will be closed first!"

Although the live broadcast here is turned off, the live broadcast room of the program group is still open.

When Mianmian was eating, he kept broadcasting live simultaneously.

The little milk dumpling ate deliciously, and the audience who moved their positions said they were hungry again.

Suddenly the live broadcast screen flickered, and another stranger appeared at the dining table where the Su family members were eating with Mian Mian.

"Give me something to eat too." As soon as this person appeared, he gave orders very rudely.

Mianmian was also not angry, and asked childishly: "Then Uncle Xuanwu, what do you want to eat? Mianmian asked Chef Gao to make it for you."

Xuanwu suddenly reported a lot of retro dishes, such as dry clothes and white meat, golden jade and jade.

Mianmian listened to the name, repeated it word for word, and said: "These dishes have new names, Uncle Xuanwu, you should also write them down. Only by asking others to cook for you in the future, can someone make them, otherwise the names are too old. , They don’t know what Uncle Xuanwu is talking about.”

"You mean to say that the deity is old?" Xuanwu frowned, "I think you are so brave, dare to talk nonsense to the deity after the wound has healed?"

(End of this chapter)