My aunt is three and a half years old, holding a baby bottle to tell her fortune

Chapter 659 God damn thief
"Yes, because you and I are destined, you won the prize." Mianmian said seriously, "So tell me, what do you want to count?"

After listening to Mianmian's words, Huang Lian looked up at the sky. When he looked at the screen again, he asked very seriously: "I would like to ask my aunt to help me calculate. Can I be reincarnated as a fish in my next life?"

[Damn, there’s something in this destiny calculation. I’ve never seen anyone who said he’s calculating his next life. ]
[No, there is something wrong with what you said. This destined person wants to commit suicide. Call the police! ]
[Oh my God, isn’t this a problem for my little aunt?My sister-in-law, please advise him, it’s better to die than to live. Didn’t I say that before?The underworld is also very busy now. ]
Netizens were very worried. They had already guessed whether the destined person Huang Lian had suicidal thoughts, and wanted to ask Mianmian to persuade him.

A pair of eyes fell on the little breasts on the screen, but they heard the little breasts ask seriously: "Do you really want to be reincarnated as a fish? How about we reincarnate as separate people? Fishes can only stay in the water. Woolen cloth."

Huang Lian seemed to be shocked by Mianmian's statement and opened his mouth and said "ah".

He stared at the fish looking for food not far away in the lake and hesitated for a moment: "I, I, let me think about it again?"

The destined person was so persuaded that he began to want to be reincarnated into other animals?

Netizens found it incredible and were speechless.

I saw the destined person Huang Lian thought about it again and again, then raised his head and said, "Then I can be a bird, that's not bad either."

"Okay, then I will do this for you. No need to calculate, Mianmian can just help you and let you reincarnate as a bird." Mianmian laughed very happily, "There is still a long, long queue to reincarnate as an adult, but reincarnation Birds mature very quickly. If you go down today, you will be reincarnated tomorrow. If you die just after birth, you can continue to be reincarnated very quickly."

Huang Lian's expression changed instantly.

He was very serious about making arrangements for his next life, so he contacted his sister-in-law in a desperate mood!Why does it sound like being an animal in your next life will be a disaster?

"Then I'll change it."

Just then, a hare ran past Coptis chinensis.

He said seriously: "Then I will be reincarnated as a hare."

Mianmian nodded: "Hare is not bad either. Everyone talked about the need for animal protection laws before. Mianmian even searched for information about animals. Now the country advocates not eating wild animals, so you may not be caught if you are a hare. Go and eat. But hares have many natural enemies, such as weasels and snakes. They all eat hares, so you should be reincarnated soon."

Coptis' expression became more and more bitter as if eating Coptis chinensis.

He thought about it carefully and then mentioned another animal: "Then I will be reincarnated into the Panda General Assembly?"

Mianmian shook his head: "Panda, you are not ranked. According to the current level of animal welfare, pandas, as national treasures, have the best life. Reincarnation as a panda requires a certain amount of merit. You don't have much merit, and you won't have any after death. Future generations will burn paper money for you, but you will not be reincarnated as a panda. Even if you are successfully reincarnated, you may be a wild or... ill-fated panda."

This sentence suddenly made the netizens in the live broadcast room break their defenses together!

[Good guy, pandas have a high status, so reincarnation as a panda depends on merit?Then wouldn’t it be possible for me to be a panda in my next life? ]
[So, other protected animals can’t do it either, damn it!The mortality rate of ordinary animals is indeed very high. ]
[What about the Wujiaxian family?Oh, okay, I seem to have asked a silly question. The Five Immortals have no merit and virtue, so they probably can’t practice, or will they die? ]
Huang Lian saw that netizens had thought about everything he had thought about, and gritted his teeth and said: "Then I won't be reincarnated. I will go to the underworld to be a ghost."

Mianmian nodded: "That's okay, but you are alone, no one will give you paper money, and you can't buy a place to live in the underworld, so while you are waiting in line to be reincarnated, you have to live in a homeless ghost shelter. "

This Nangui Asylum doesn't sound like a good place.

Huang Lian had nothing to say: "I failed as a human being and have no place to live. I also failed as a ghost. I have no place to live, right? Then what else can I do? My aunt, why don't you find a way to make me lose my soul?"

"Being beaten to death is a punishment. You didn't make a mistake. Mianmian can't be lynched. Mianmian will be punished." Huang Lian stopped talking completely and stared at Mianmian. There was some anger in his eyes, but he looked much more angry than before. angry.

Seeing that Huang Lian was angry, Mianmian didn't say anything and stared at Huang Lian.

When animals look at each other, their anger value will increase.

It's the same when people look at each other.

Even though Mianmian is cute, Huang Lian, whose idea of ​​reincarnation has always been rejected, now doesn't feel Mianmian's cuteness, and instead feels more and more angry.

Why?Why is he doing so poorly?

If according to what my sister-in-law said, everything should be done with merit, he would have done a lot of good things!He is obviously kind-hearted, so why do bad things always happen to him?
His parents died in a car accident, so he went to a chef school on a work-study program.His talent in cooking is astonishing, and he ranks No. 1 in various competitions.With a good reputation, he finally managed to get ahead, but he was stabbed in the back by his brothers and his food was stolen and sold to his rivals.

No. 1 was gone and was accused of plagiarism.

He wanted to ask his brother for details, but he saw his girlfriend's underwear at his brother's house.When Angry and Sad returned home, he fell down on the road and unfortunately lost his sense of taste.

The chef has lost his sense of taste and still cooks crappy food.He went to many doctors to treat him, but none was cured.

At this point, talent becomes a drag.Because he really doesn't have the talent to do other things. He will have problems with everything he does and will be fired. He won't be able to work for long at all.

The house is gone, the money is gone, and at the age of 30, I have nothing. I sleep on the street every day and am ridiculed by others.

Now it is even more impossible to live, and even dead.

If mortals can cultivate immortality, does that mean there really is a God?What did God want him to do?Is there something wrong?

"God damn it, God damn it." Huang Lian suddenly shouted, stood up and threw his cell phone to the ground.

According to his intensity, the phone would fall into the lake without breaking.

But the phone happened to fall on a ball of grass and bounced twice, but nothing happened.

The audience in the live broadcast room was forced to experience the sight of falling to the ground, and every one of them was speechless.Together with Mianmian, they listened to Huang Lian going crazy, listening to Huang Lian curse God and everyone.

Huang Lian went crazy like this for a while, suddenly gasping for breath, picked up the phone, and asked Mianmian: "Can I change the question? I'm not going to be reincarnated anymore. I have a problem with my taste nerve. Can you help me?" I'll be cured? I can't fucking expect it in the next life, but I can expect it to turn around in this life, right?"

In fact, this was what Mianmian was waiting for.

She bared her teeth and smiled at Huang Lian, nodding happily: "Of course, you can figure it out~"

(End of this chapter)