My aunt is three and a half years old, holding a baby bottle to tell her fortune

Mianmian introduced herself, and the child covered her mouth in surprise: "Wow, it turns out you are from the mysterious Eastern country! Let me think about it... Someone did tell me that I would meet people from the Eastern country, but I don't remember that either. Who is it?"

The little guy covered his mouth and snickered, suddenly hiding in the clouds.

Then, Mianmian realized that she was locked.

She was about to use her sword to block Cupid's arrow of love, but the arrow was deflected by Death's scythe.

Cupid's prank failed, and he blinked and pretended to be innocent: "Okay, I originally wanted to arrange a deep love for you, but since it can't hit, forget it."

Feeling that she couldn't make sense with this little god, Mianmian had no choice but to say goodbye to Cupid.

"Then you can only try to find a place with as many believers as possible, open up a place there, and build your Hades."

This again requires the use of big network data!

Mianmian sent a request for help to her sixth nephew and grandnephew, and soon received a piece of data.

The data turned out to be strange.

There are not many people who believe in Hades, but why did Hades feel so powerful in the first place? And Christianity, which is widely believed in, has not seen any talkative people appear.

In short, Mianmian first asked Hades to open Hades in the place where the most people believed in Hades' mythology system.

Then she was helpless.

No wonder Hades came to ask for help, Hades is really small.

"Then you, first accept your followers." Mianmian struggled, "Mianmian can recruit a ghost from Uncle Cui who is interested in you and can network to help you."

It's very simple when there are few people. You just need to make do and make do, and you can build the framework of Hades.

Hades didn't look good after hearing Mianmian's words.

After a long time, he asked: "What should I do if I want to be believed by so many people like your Eastern gods?"

Mianmian scratched his head: "Well, maybe you should also learn from Mianmian and start a live broadcast to gain popularity?"

The population of the West is not as large as that of the Dragon Kingdom, and their beliefs are not centralized. It is normal for such things to happen.

Hades frowned: "Okay, let's give it a try. Can we still help you in the future? I'll send you a WeChat message."

Mianmian took out her mobile phone and created a small group. After some thought, she set the name of the group to "Western Help Group" and then invited her six grandnephews to join.

"That's good. If you have any questions in the future, just send a message to the group."

"Okay." Hades accepted this method.

Mianmian waved goodbye to the three foreign gods and returned to the Dragon Kingdom.

Coincidentally, it snowed in Beicheng. Snowflakes are falling and the New Year is coming.

Netizens discuss New Year topics and express their thoughts online.

[Will this year’s Chinese New Year be the same as last year, without firecrackers and fireworks? ]

[There’s nothing you can do about it, those things pollute a lot, so it’s normal to ban them. ]

[No, brothers, you are fake fans of my sister-in-law, right? Didn’t you see the latest news from the Su family’s R&D department that they have developed degradable fireworks and firecrackers? ]

[Holy shit, really? I gonna go see! ]

Netizens were extremely excited when they saw the announcement on the official Weibo of Sujia R&D Department.

There are no firecrackers and fireworks these years, and the flavor of the New Year is getting weaker and weaker. With these entertainment toys, small children will be happy, and older children will also be happy, and they will no longer have to live in a deserted New Year. In addition to talking about fireworks, there is also another thing being discussed online.

There is another metaphysics anchor, and this person claims to be Sun Wukong.

When Mianmian is not on the air, Monkey King is on. Not to mention, this Sun Wukong is quite powerful, his fortune-telling is accurate, and he can also help solve some other problems.

Coincidentally, on the morning of New Year's Eve, Mianmian and Sun Wukong held a fortune-telling live broadcast together.

As soon as Mianmian started broadcasting, I saw questions from netizens.

[Sister-in-law, is that Sun Wukong real or fake? He also has a lot of fans in the live broadcast room, and he also helps to play the king. ]

[That Sun Wukong is so handsome. I like it very much. We are watching two live broadcasts together now. ]

"Sun Wukong's live broadcast?" Mianmian had been busy with Hades's commission before and hadn't noticed that there was such an additional anchor.

She called Sun Wukong out of curiosity: "Uncle Wukong, are you live streaming?"

Originally, he called him Great Sage, but after a while, Mianmian felt that it was a bit unfamiliar, so he changed his name to Uncle Wukong.

Over there, Sun Wukong answered Mianmian: "Well, little Mianmian, do you want to connect?"

Connect!

Mianmian had not connected with other anchors yet, so she immediately agreed after hearing this suggestion.

Sun Wukong had a separate room in Su's house. After connecting, Mianmian asked curiously: "Why is Uncle Wukong broadcasting live?"

Uncle Xuanwu and the others are not interested in this.

Sun Wukong chuckled: "I'm usually too busy, so I'd like to find something to do. This live broadcast is quite interesting. It's much more fun than hearing prayers in the sculpture before."

The tone was understatement, but the audience in the live broadcast room was discussing it enthusiastically.

[How can I help you? I was always followed by people before. That day, I followed the Great Sage’s instructions and silently recited the Great Sage’s name when I was in danger. Then the Great Sage showed up to help me arrest that pervert and take him to the police station. Got it! ]

[I drank with my friends early in the morning and squatted on the roadside waiting for the bus. The coordinates were relatively remote and the police station was far away. I was pestered by a few drunks and almost got beaten. We were also reciting the name of the Great Sage silently, and the Great Sage suddenly appeared and saved us. ]

[I’m different. My great sage helped me call the police. Anyway, the great sage is really powerful. Wuwuwu. ]

Mianmian saw that everyone was praising her idol, and she was even happier than when she was praised.

She opened the lottery interface: "Then I will tell everyone's fortunes together with Uncle Wukong."

Originally, Mianmian should be nervous on this day. After all, according to previous calculations, the devil may appear today.

But it just so happened that it was the live broadcast today, so she simply started the broadcast to select suitable people, so that she could cope with the ever-changing situation.

The first destined person soon appeared on the screen, a girl. Wearing red clothes, she said with a smile: "Oh, actually I don't have anything sad that needs fortune telling, but I am curious. If the Xuanwu in myths and legends are true, will the beast come in that year?" Can you do the math for me?"

Zodiac?

Mianmian blinked and stared at the girl: "The Nian beast is already here, don't you know it best?"

The smile on the girl's face froze, and then she stammered: "You, how did you see it at a glance?"

She thought she was hiding it well, but how could she be exposed at a glance?

Mianmian tilted her head: "It's not difficult at all. I can tell at a glance that you are the Nian Beast. Then, Mianmian also knows that you have summoned your friends and are preparing to let your friends invade the Dragon Kingdom."

The girl burst into tears when she heard that what she had done was also accounted for. (End of chapter)