Era space: flirting with tens of billions of materials
Chapter 674 Adult version of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix
Mathematics, a magical subject.
People who know how to do it will always know how to do it, but people who don’t know how to do it will always do it...
"Thank you Si, congratulations. After a week of hard study, your math score has finally dropped from the abominable 26 points to 22 points."
"What does 22 points mean? It means that if I throw the paper to the first-grade children and let them write the answers at will, they can get 22 points by marking the paper."
"Xie Yufei, tell the truth. Did you plant your brain in the ground? Tell me, where did you bury it? I'll dig three feet into the ground and dig it out for you."
Lin Nianhe taught Xie Yufei one-on-one for a week, and her frustration tightly wrapped her up - this person's existence did not pose any threat to her academic career, but it was definitely the biggest failure of her educational career.
Xie Baibi's eyes were full of confusion: "Xiaohe, I just followed your instructions to do the questions. Why do I still get it wrong?"
Lin Nianhe: "I said one plus one equals two. What you hear is that one times one equals two, but what you remember is that one equals two. Tell me why you still do it wrong."
Xie Yufei: "Well...what do you mean?"
Lin Nianhe: "..."
Adhering to the fine tradition of shouldering the responsibility together, Lin Nianhe packaged Xie Yufei and gave it to Principal Wu.
"Okay, leave it to me," Principal Wu looked at Lin Nianhe with a smile, "You go read the book and review, and I'll teach him."
Looking at Lin Nianhe's running back, Principal Wu laughed out loud: "This kid is still young after all. He is still a little impatient when things happen..."
Soon, she discovered that it was not just Lin Nianhe who was young.
Principal Wu, has 15 years of teaching experience.Like all teachers, the students she taught who were most successful were recommended to study at Fudan University, while the students who were least successful were recommended to work on the streets.
She has seen all kinds of students and taught them all, no matter how stupid they were.
Smart or stupid, she is their teacher.
She survived great tragedy and hardship, but fell into the deep pit of Xie Yufei.
Principal Wu looked at Xie Yufei's 20-point math paper, pondered for a while, and asked Niu Wa to find Lin Nianhe and ask for her little pointer.
Xie Yufei, the youngest son of the Xie family.As the saying goes, "The eldest grandson, the old son, the old man's best person", his "best person" treatment is obviously different. He was beaten by his father since he was a child.
When other people's father beats his son, it would be outrageous to swing the belt. But when Xie's father beats his son, he can stab his son with the bayonet even if no one stops him.
After experiencing thousands of beatings since childhood, Xie Yufei developed a good ability to take beatings.
So, when Principal Wu's pointer fell on his butt, Mr. Xie just scratched his butt twice - it was a bit itchy.
Principal Wu: "Niu Wa, go and ask your sister Wen Lan for two quick-acting Jiuxin Pills."
Niu Wa trotted away, taking the quick-acting Jiuxin Pill and the kitchen knife generously sponsored by Sister Hehe.
Niu Wa said: "Sister Hehe said, if one knife can't solve the problem, just use a few more blows."
Principal Wu: "..."
She does not advocate reading to death, nor does she recommend dying to reading.
Principal Wu and Xie Yufei spent three days and three nights together, and finally came to the conclusion that this kid didn't have a brain related to mathematics.
She was a little annoyed.
She should have thought of this since Xie Yufei couldn't spend all the three yuan of royalties last year.
Letting people who can't learn mathematics learn it by force is a great torture for both learners and teachers.
Principal Wu did not let Xie Yufei continue to study mathematics. Instead, he took the time to teach him Chinese language and history and geography, hoping to make up for his points from other subjects.
Fortunately, Xie Yufei was good at liberal arts. With the help of his kitchen knife and pointer, he memorized a history book in half a month.
……
Since the news of the resumption of the college entrance examination spread to every household, it seems that the only thing left for the whole family, the whole village, and the country is the college entrance examination.
There are countless disputes caused by this.
Some people are hesitating between work and the college entrance examination; others do not want to succumb to reality and marry themselves for two bags of rice, hoping to use knowledge to change their destiny; there are also educated youths who got married in the countryside and want to take the college entrance examination... Of the two, there are very few in Lan County.
But the latter...
"Hey, aren't you afraid that your daughter-in-law won't be strong when she goes to college? Let me tell you, it doesn't matter if she doesn't take the college entrance examination. They have been married for a long time, so it is serious to have a child!"
Widow Zhao didn't know how many times she had heard people say this.
She rolled her eyes knowingly and spat again: "You idiot, don't be jealous just because I have a college student daughter-in-law!"
In front of others, she was full of confidence and didn't seem to worry about anything like this happening.
Behind the scenes, she turned around and went home and looked at Yu Xiangqin with tears in her eyes, as if just one glance was enough to miss her.
Yu Xiangqin felt uncomfortable looking at her: "What's wrong? There are flowers on my face?"
Widow Zhao sniffed and muttered in a low voice: "No, I'm just the planner. You go to college, and I won't see you anymore."
Yu Xiangqin was instantly horrified: "Have you met a fortune teller? Can I die outside?"
Widow Zhao: "..."
Widow Zhao rolled her eyes this time with a particularly genuine feeling. She felt that she had really thought too much - this heartless daughter-in-law probably never thought that she could abandon her husband and mother-in-law.
She was relieved and went to the chicken pen to catch chickens to make chicken soup for her daughter-in-law to replenish her brain.
But Yu Xiangqin was so flustered by what she said that she could no longer read the book in front of her.
After pondering for a long time, she decided to ask Lin Nianhe.
"Lin Nianhe, do you know a fortune teller?"
"what?"
Lin Nianhe was asked inexplicably: "What's wrong? You have to choose between asking for help and asking for help yourself. Ask the master to solve the exam questions? Then you might as well ask for help from me."
"Fuck you," Yu Xiangqin poked her, hesitated for a moment, and then whispered, "My mother met a fortune teller today and said that if I get into college, I will die outside! I'll find a good fortune teller and I'll do the math."
Lin Nianhe: "...?"
Why is she a little confused?
The fortune teller still dares to hang out?
Lin Nianhe was silent for three minutes, reasonably doubting——
"You don't have to make such a lame excuse if you don't want to review, right?"
"Hey?"
Yu Xiangqin was a little confused, and immediately frowned: "I'm serious! My mother has been looking at me today with the look of saying goodbye to a body! She also said many inexplicable words. I feel like I am about to die."
Lin Nianhe thought about it for another three minutes and came up with another possibility: "Is there a possibility that Aunt Zhao thinks you should divorce your brother-in-law after you enter college?"
Yu Xiangqin said firmly: "Impossible, am I such a person who doesn't know what to do with others?"
Lin Nianhe's silence was deafening.
Yu Xiangqin frowned: "What do you mean you don't say anything?"
Lin Nianhe touched his nose and recalled the past with her: "Do you still remember what you said when your uncle sang the wedding song on your wedding day?"
"Huh? What did I say?"
"You told him not to do that useless thing, so he drank the wine quickly. He owes three drinks."
"..."
"So you really can't say you know what's good."
"..."
"I'm afraid God won't be able to see you and will strike you to death with thunder."
"..."
People who know how to do it will always know how to do it, but people who don’t know how to do it will always do it...
"Thank you Si, congratulations. After a week of hard study, your math score has finally dropped from the abominable 26 points to 22 points."
"What does 22 points mean? It means that if I throw the paper to the first-grade children and let them write the answers at will, they can get 22 points by marking the paper."
"Xie Yufei, tell the truth. Did you plant your brain in the ground? Tell me, where did you bury it? I'll dig three feet into the ground and dig it out for you."
Lin Nianhe taught Xie Yufei one-on-one for a week, and her frustration tightly wrapped her up - this person's existence did not pose any threat to her academic career, but it was definitely the biggest failure of her educational career.
Xie Baibi's eyes were full of confusion: "Xiaohe, I just followed your instructions to do the questions. Why do I still get it wrong?"
Lin Nianhe: "I said one plus one equals two. What you hear is that one times one equals two, but what you remember is that one equals two. Tell me why you still do it wrong."
Xie Yufei: "Well...what do you mean?"
Lin Nianhe: "..."
Adhering to the fine tradition of shouldering the responsibility together, Lin Nianhe packaged Xie Yufei and gave it to Principal Wu.
"Okay, leave it to me," Principal Wu looked at Lin Nianhe with a smile, "You go read the book and review, and I'll teach him."
Looking at Lin Nianhe's running back, Principal Wu laughed out loud: "This kid is still young after all. He is still a little impatient when things happen..."
Soon, she discovered that it was not just Lin Nianhe who was young.
Principal Wu, has 15 years of teaching experience.Like all teachers, the students she taught who were most successful were recommended to study at Fudan University, while the students who were least successful were recommended to work on the streets.
She has seen all kinds of students and taught them all, no matter how stupid they were.
Smart or stupid, she is their teacher.
She survived great tragedy and hardship, but fell into the deep pit of Xie Yufei.
Principal Wu looked at Xie Yufei's 20-point math paper, pondered for a while, and asked Niu Wa to find Lin Nianhe and ask for her little pointer.
Xie Yufei, the youngest son of the Xie family.As the saying goes, "The eldest grandson, the old son, the old man's best person", his "best person" treatment is obviously different. He was beaten by his father since he was a child.
When other people's father beats his son, it would be outrageous to swing the belt. But when Xie's father beats his son, he can stab his son with the bayonet even if no one stops him.
After experiencing thousands of beatings since childhood, Xie Yufei developed a good ability to take beatings.
So, when Principal Wu's pointer fell on his butt, Mr. Xie just scratched his butt twice - it was a bit itchy.
Principal Wu: "Niu Wa, go and ask your sister Wen Lan for two quick-acting Jiuxin Pills."
Niu Wa trotted away, taking the quick-acting Jiuxin Pill and the kitchen knife generously sponsored by Sister Hehe.
Niu Wa said: "Sister Hehe said, if one knife can't solve the problem, just use a few more blows."
Principal Wu: "..."
She does not advocate reading to death, nor does she recommend dying to reading.
Principal Wu and Xie Yufei spent three days and three nights together, and finally came to the conclusion that this kid didn't have a brain related to mathematics.
She was a little annoyed.
She should have thought of this since Xie Yufei couldn't spend all the three yuan of royalties last year.
Letting people who can't learn mathematics learn it by force is a great torture for both learners and teachers.
Principal Wu did not let Xie Yufei continue to study mathematics. Instead, he took the time to teach him Chinese language and history and geography, hoping to make up for his points from other subjects.
Fortunately, Xie Yufei was good at liberal arts. With the help of his kitchen knife and pointer, he memorized a history book in half a month.
……
Since the news of the resumption of the college entrance examination spread to every household, it seems that the only thing left for the whole family, the whole village, and the country is the college entrance examination.
There are countless disputes caused by this.
Some people are hesitating between work and the college entrance examination; others do not want to succumb to reality and marry themselves for two bags of rice, hoping to use knowledge to change their destiny; there are also educated youths who got married in the countryside and want to take the college entrance examination... Of the two, there are very few in Lan County.
But the latter...
"Hey, aren't you afraid that your daughter-in-law won't be strong when she goes to college? Let me tell you, it doesn't matter if she doesn't take the college entrance examination. They have been married for a long time, so it is serious to have a child!"
Widow Zhao didn't know how many times she had heard people say this.
She rolled her eyes knowingly and spat again: "You idiot, don't be jealous just because I have a college student daughter-in-law!"
In front of others, she was full of confidence and didn't seem to worry about anything like this happening.
Behind the scenes, she turned around and went home and looked at Yu Xiangqin with tears in her eyes, as if just one glance was enough to miss her.
Yu Xiangqin felt uncomfortable looking at her: "What's wrong? There are flowers on my face?"
Widow Zhao sniffed and muttered in a low voice: "No, I'm just the planner. You go to college, and I won't see you anymore."
Yu Xiangqin was instantly horrified: "Have you met a fortune teller? Can I die outside?"
Widow Zhao: "..."
Widow Zhao rolled her eyes this time with a particularly genuine feeling. She felt that she had really thought too much - this heartless daughter-in-law probably never thought that she could abandon her husband and mother-in-law.
She was relieved and went to the chicken pen to catch chickens to make chicken soup for her daughter-in-law to replenish her brain.
But Yu Xiangqin was so flustered by what she said that she could no longer read the book in front of her.
After pondering for a long time, she decided to ask Lin Nianhe.
"Lin Nianhe, do you know a fortune teller?"
"what?"
Lin Nianhe was asked inexplicably: "What's wrong? You have to choose between asking for help and asking for help yourself. Ask the master to solve the exam questions? Then you might as well ask for help from me."
"Fuck you," Yu Xiangqin poked her, hesitated for a moment, and then whispered, "My mother met a fortune teller today and said that if I get into college, I will die outside! I'll find a good fortune teller and I'll do the math."
Lin Nianhe: "...?"
Why is she a little confused?
The fortune teller still dares to hang out?
Lin Nianhe was silent for three minutes, reasonably doubting——
"You don't have to make such a lame excuse if you don't want to review, right?"
"Hey?"
Yu Xiangqin was a little confused, and immediately frowned: "I'm serious! My mother has been looking at me today with the look of saying goodbye to a body! She also said many inexplicable words. I feel like I am about to die."
Lin Nianhe thought about it for another three minutes and came up with another possibility: "Is there a possibility that Aunt Zhao thinks you should divorce your brother-in-law after you enter college?"
Yu Xiangqin said firmly: "Impossible, am I such a person who doesn't know what to do with others?"
Lin Nianhe's silence was deafening.
Yu Xiangqin frowned: "What do you mean you don't say anything?"
Lin Nianhe touched his nose and recalled the past with her: "Do you still remember what you said when your uncle sang the wedding song on your wedding day?"
"Huh? What did I say?"
"You told him not to do that useless thing, so he drank the wine quickly. He owes three drinks."
"..."
"So you really can't say you know what's good."
"..."
"I'm afraid God won't be able to see you and will strike you to death with thunder."
"..."
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