Traveled into the chronicle and was pampered by a reckless man

Chapter 29

People who grew up in the countryside have never seen big dung farmyard manure. They are sixteen or seventeen years old. When they were half adults, Zhou Chunhe even competed with Daman Xiya. Who can urinate farther, so he is not afraid of picking dung to irrigate the ground? What I'm afraid of is that my daughter-in-law will smell his body when I go back.

The things were collected from three families, so it was natural to pick shit for the three families.Just right, the three of them are a family.

Zhou Chunhe acted righteously and let Xiya and Daman choose first, leaving Liu Xinghua's widow's family to Zhou Chunhe.

Zhou Chunhe threw the pole on the ground, "Is it on purpose?"

"Really, Boss, we are afraid of her too." Xi's teeth shrank.

"Why can she eat people?" Zhou Chunhe was not afraid of her, but annoying her.

"If you don't eat people, why don't you go!" Daman said.

"Look at how promising you are, and you still want to marry a wife." Zhou Chunhe picked up the pole with his toes resignedly.

"I'm afraid I won't be able to get a wife if I go there, Boss, you already have a wife anyway, so go." Da Man hid behind Xi Ya and urged.

Zhou Chunhe went with a pole.

Liu Xinghua had been waiting at home for a long time. She even specially changed her clothes, combed her hair in a new style, even put on oil on her hair and face, and waited for Zhou Chunhe to come to her door.

When Zhou Chunhe appeared at the door, the door opened automatically from the inside before there was a knock. Naturally, Liu Xinghua saw it through the crack of the door and opened it.

"Here we come." Liu Xinghua half covered her face, her eyes hooked.

Seeing her appearance, Zhou Chunhe was taken aback, "Are you okay? Is it cold to wear this today?"

Liu Xinghua was wearing a thin coat, with a vest under the thin coat, the buttons on the outside were not fully buttoned, and when she lowered her head a little, the vest was visible to others.

"It's not cold, it's already spring, and it's very warm." Liu Xinghua said quickly, and closed the door behind her.

Zhou Chunhe didn't care if she was cold or not, so he said, "Don't close the door, where is the cesspit?"

Liu Xinghua still closed it, "Don't worry, I went to the county a few days ago and bought some wine and peanuts. Come and have a few sips to warm up your body first."

He even squeezed his eyes violently at Zhou Chunhe a few times.

Zhou Chunhe had a pole across his shoulders, and looked at Liu Xinghua with interest, "Are there any snacks?"

"Enough!" Liu Xing said happily, and came forward with her waist twisted.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chunhe yelled, "Daman, Xiya, come in for a drink and a meal, you'll be full!"

Before Liu Xinghua could react, the door opened, and Daman and Xiya ran in at a sprint speed of [-] meters, "Where is the wine?"

"Where is the wine?" Zhou Chunhe turned around and asked Liu Xinghua.

Liu Xinghua was dumb, and stammered, "The house, it's in the house." Grandma was careless.

"Then we won't be polite," Zhou Chunhe said with a smile, and turned to face Daman, "Don't make trouble for others, just take it away, and let's drink it on the ridge of the field."

"It can be done!" Daman responded with a full mouth.

"Why are Xiya standing still, go help." Zhou Chunhe urged.

Xi Ya ran in quickly.

"Is the cesspit over there? I'm going to carry the dung." Zhou Chunhe said calmly, with an innocent face.

Liu Xinghua never expected such a result. Her wine, her peanuts, and her rouge and hair oil were all for nothing.

Liu Xinghua didn't cry, she didn't laugh, she watched Daman and Xiya take away her wine and vegetables, and saw Zhou Chunhe carrying dung past her.

A gust of wind blew, and the domineering smell got into her mouth, nose, and internal organs. With a wow, Liu Xinghua vomited it out, she caught a cold, didn't she!

When Zhou Chunhe came out of the courtyard, the corners of his mouth curled up, trying to set him up, and he set her up in a set.

The three of them picked up the dung to the field. Zhou Chunhe didn't know which piece of land Liu Xinghua's family owned. When he asked Daman and Xiya, they only knew the general idea.

"It doesn't matter, let's just take this piece." Zhou Chunhe casually pointed to a piece of land, and began to water it.

As soon as the manure is sprinkled, the smell floats in the vast fields with the wind, mixed with the smell of rice seedlings and green vegetables, and blends out a unique smell of nature, which is not so pungent, but has a sense of original ecological freshness.

The three men quickly completed the task, sitting on the ground with the sky as the roof and the ground as the table, drinking and eating vegetables.

Green vegetable leaves were used as wine bowls, and when the wine was finished, a few peanuts wrapped in vegetable leaves were eaten together, so there was no waste at all.

"It's so comfortable, Liu Xinghua is so generous." Daman wiped his mouth heartily, enjoying himself.

"Haven't we been honored by the boss, otherwise the widow Liu Xinghua could give us good wine and good food?" Xi Ya said soberly.

But Zhou Chunhe slapped him with chestnuts, "I can't stop you from eating, remember, Liu Xinghua gave it to the three of us today, and everyone who asks will say that!"

"understood."

"remember."

The two nodded again and again, whispering in secret. They didn't expect that the boss would be afraid of his wife one day.

In the evening, Zhou Chunhe didn't eat much, and he was full after drinking a bowl of porridge, and the food didn't move much at all.

"Not to your liking?" Mrs. Zhou asked.

If he dared to say yes, Mrs. Zhou was ready, and the chopsticks would hit him, daring to dislike her for her poor craftsmanship.

"No, I'm not very hungry, eat more." Zhou Chunhe didn't get his mother's wish and didn't get the beating.

"Not hungry, did you eat outside?" Mrs. Zhou asked again.

Jiang Lu pricked up his ears to listen.

"Drink some wine with Daman and Xiya." Zhou Chunhe said, leaving half of it unsaid, he didn't want to cause extra trouble.

"No wonder you smell of alcohol when you enter the door." Mrs. Zhou said disgustedly.

"Mother, I really wonder if I'm your own, daughter-in-law, do you think I resemble hers?" Zhou Chunhe saw that Jiang Lu was silent, so he deliberately asked for something.

"How would I know, I have to tell my mother." Jiang Lu smiled.

"I picked it up in the cesspit." Mrs. Zhou picked up the bowl and went out.

"It's turned into a cesspit again. It was still a ditch yesterday." Zhou Chunhe shouted.

Mrs. Zhou ignored him at all, and dropped by the door with a bowl.

"Daughter-in-law?" Zhou Chunhe called out seeing his mother walking away.

Jiang Lu buried her head in the porridge. Today's sauerkraut didn't contain chili, so the taste was a bit off.

"Daughter-in-law?" Zhou Chunhe tried again.

"Speak up if you have something to say." Jiang Lu is thinking about hot pot, hairy belly, thousand layers, shrimp slippery...

"Look, I drank some wine, can we have something tonight?"

"What?"

"That's what?" Zhou Chunhe raised his voice.

"Mother, Chun He said..."

"My ancestor, what are you talking about with my mother?" Zhou Chunhe covered Jiang Lu's mouth.

Jiang Lu was not polite, and bit down, causing Zhou Chunhe to yell and jump in pain.

"What happened?" Mrs. Zhou rushed back when she heard the sound.

"It's okay, the stool hit my foot." Zhou Chunhe hurriedly said to his mother.

"Is that so?" Mrs. Zhou asked her daughter-in-law Jiang Lu.

"Yes." Jiang Lu replied.

"That's what you deserve. What a man, you can still be hit by a stool." Mrs. Zhou said, squatting down to check.

"It's okay, mother, it's not broken." Zhou Chunhe shook his feet hurriedly, his mother's standard was too high, and he couldn't bear it.

"I see if the bench is broken." I heard Mrs. Zhou say quietly.

Zhou Chunhe wanted to slap himself, he had no self-knowledge!

　What is mother's love?It's looking down at the gaps in the bench to see if your son's feet are injured; it's mending your torn clothes after cursing; it's getting old and getting up to serve you a bowl of noodles as long as you call mother. After you finish eating, the disgust on your mouth is satisfied in your heart.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)