Koi carp is three and a half years old, seven uncles are vying for pet

Chapter 64 Cute Baby Variety Show: Good Morning, Baby ([-])

The little seedling fell onto the man's head with a "click", and the mud covered his face.

"I bother!"

The man was so angry that he waved the dirt off his face with one hand, and ran towards Guoguo angrily, "You little bastard! I can't beat you to death!"

Susu froze for a moment, watching the man jump into the field and run wildly, cursing, looking like a monster.

Ugly.

Susu wrinkled her nose, and shouted loudly at Ling Shuheng, "Uncle! Hit him, hit him!"

"it is good!"

After receiving Susu's order, Ling Shuheng nodded, grabbed his hand, folded it hard, and said in a cold tone, "Who do you want to hit?"

"Ah, pain, pain, pain!" There was severe pain in his hand, and the man's face wrinkled into a ball, seeing fear rising in Ling Shuheng's eyes, "Are you... an expert?"

motherfucker.

Feelings This man who looks like a flower is still a practicing family?

Ling Shuheng didn't bother to pay attention to him, raised his hand to lift him up easily, and threw him hard into the mud.

"You are so tall, don't you find a job to support yourself, and make money by bullying the elderly and children to collect protection fees every day?"

Susu nodded approvingly, "Uncle farmers, it's not easy for them to make money! You have hands and feet, why don't you make money yourself!"

"That's it."

Guoguo picked up another seedling and threw it on him in a dignified manner, angrily, "Three-year-olds like Susu know that they need to work to earn money, don't you know?"

Susu was inexplicably Q, and pointed at herself foolishly.

From what he said, sister Guoguo seemed to be praising herself.

Susu proudly puffed out her small chest, and hummed twice.

Netizens were overwhelmed by the cuteness of this pair, swiping their screens crazily.

[Hahahahahaha, Guoguo looks like the dean of the teaching staff. The only thing missing is a pair of black-rimmed glasses for her serious appearance. 】

[Susu looks like a good student who got a little red flower in the class, look at this proud little appearance. 】

Susu's heart cos: It's me, it's me, it's me!The praised silver is the nest!
……

The other gangsters watched this scene, gritted their teeth angrily, took out the knives in their hands and ran towards them, "Dare to touch our boss! Die!"

Susu looked at this scene, unhurriedly wrapped her arms around her, and snapped her fingers quietly.

The water in the field was secretly surging, flowing in the direction where the gangsters ran.

The firm and solid ground was suddenly wet and deep, and the gangsters staggered and fell directly into the mud.

"Ouch!"

"Who tripped me up?"

"Why are you tripping me?"

"Who made you run with me?"

The gang started blaming each other.

Seeing this scene, Susu shook her head curiously, "Uncle, is this just the legendary dog ​​biting dog?"

really interesting.

Ling Shuheng snorted, squeezed Susu's little ears, and praised her, "Susu is really getting smarter."

When one of them heard their discussion, he put his hips on his hips and scolded her, "Who are you calling a dog! What are you guys? You trash who rely on your face to eat!"

"waste?"

Ling Shuheng glanced at him coldly.

The man was immediately forced to shut up subconsciously by his aggressive aura.

He Qifang, who was silently watching the battle, finally stepped forward and kicked the leading man, "How much did you charge them before?"

Looking at the skilled way of doing things, it must be a large sum.

"I don't remember, it's only tens of thousands of dollars..."

"Just a few tens of thousands?" Ling Shuheng patted his chicken nest head, "Don't you know what tens of thousands of peasants mean to them?"

That's a lot of people's annual income.

To say so lightly about his evil deeds.

Susu gritted her teeth, "Big villain! Return the money to the peasant uncle!"

"You said you'd pay it back?"

The gangsters in the middle gritted their teeth. The money they robbed so hard will be returned if they say it will be returned?

"So you're not going to pay back?"

Susu squinted her eyes, imitating Ling Shuheng's usual aloofness by ten percent.

Punks are not afraid of her, what is there to be afraid of a three-year-old kid.

"Why should I pay it back? What was given to me is my money!"

"Okay you!" Susu was so angry that she ran up to the gangster, took out a piece of talisman and stuck it on his mouth, "Disobedient bad boy, you are not allowed to talk until you pay back the money Already!"

What a joke, can a piece of paper make him speechless?

The gangster didn't believe this evil, and raised his neck, but found that he really couldn't speak a complete sentence.

"Uuuuuuu..."

"Repay the money!" Susu stretched out her little hand and patted his mouth fiercely.

Seeing this, the other gangsters stretched out their hands angrily to grab Susu.

Ling Shuheng twisted their hands, and with a single look they frightened them so that they dare not move, "Try to touch her?"

The opponent was too strong, and the gangsters were forced to dare not speak up.

The gangster at the head glanced at his speechless companion, shrunk his neck weakly, "Where do we have money..."

In fact, they have already run out of money, and even owed a lot of debt.

Susu had thought of this a long time ago, stomped her feet, and looked like she hated iron but steel, "It's really bad! Fortunately, Susu thought of other ways to pay off the debt for you!"

"What... what method?"

"We can all earn money through labor, why can't you help the farmer uncle to pay off his debts?"

It is spring now, and the farmers have a lot of farm work to do.

"Help them work?" The gangster was unconvinced, looked at the rough peasants, and yelled at Susu angrily, "Why do you want us to help them with work... Mmmmm!"

Susu put another spell on his mouth with a "snap".

"You don't feel ashamed of stealing money! Do you feel ashamed of doing such an honorable job for the farmer uncle?"

Susu's language expression ability is not strong, but she expressed that meaning.

Being pointed and scolded by a three-year-old child, the shame of the gangsters is rare.

The leading gangster lowered his head and nodded reluctantly, "Just do it! What's so great about it!"

Anyway, they will stay here for a few days, and when they leave, they will continue to do their jobs.

Susu had anticipated their plan, smiled mysteriously, and ran to Ling Shuheng, "If they don't help the farmer uncle finish his work, will they be punished? Uncle!"

"of course!"

cut.

Also punished.

A kid is a kid.

The gangsters were very disdainful in their hearts, but they kept nodding on their faces, "Okay, okay! We must finish it, we must finish it."

Ling Shuheng glanced at the messy land, and ordered, "Why don't you start doing it now? Restore the land you just destroyed to its original state."

The gangsters looked at each other and nodded perfunctorily.

"We do it now!"

"Do it now!"

The other two who were silenced could only agree, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Susu stood beside Ling Shuheng, watching the scene silently, and said to the farmers standing in the field with a sly smile, "Uncle farmers, I will trouble you to supervise them! If they are disobedient..."

　Preview: In the next chapter, the hilarious Susu demonstrates what it means to "drill wood to make fire"!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)