Koi carp is three and a half years old, seven uncles are vying for pet

Chapter 92 Do you have a chip in your head?

Ling Buyun suddenly appeared, and both Susu and Qingxuan were startled.

"Brother, why are you here?"

Susu turned over on the bed, with a mess of curly hair on her head, and looked at Ling Buyun suspiciously.

"Don't you want to be smart and get [-] points in every exam?" Ling Buyun raised his eyebrows and pointed to himself, "I can help you!"

Susu nodded excitedly, "Yeah, is it okay? Susu wants to be smart!"

In this way, you can teach Guoguo~
I can also go to my grandpa to get candy~
(* ^ ▽ ^ *)
"Then you wait!"

Feeling that he has been greatly recognized, Ling Buyun turned around and strode back to the room.

One minute later, there was another rushing sound in the corridor.

Ling Buyun rushed back to Susu's room with his award certificate and test papers in his arms, "Look!"

Susu took the stack of [-]-point test papers in a daze, and looked up and down.

Brother, what's wrong?
Could this be his own [-]-mark paper?

Just use it and get [-]% of the door?

Well……

That's great! ! !

"Brother, I will use it now!"

Susu blinked her two big eyes, raised her little hand, put her index finger and middle finger together, exerted strength at the same time, and cast spells.

"Ah!"

Qingxuan: ...

Uneven Ling: ...

There was no sign of trouble in the paper in his hand.

Susu was not discouraged, her cheeks were bulging, and she was milky, "Try again! Heh!"

Eh?
Why is it still useless?

Susu shook her little head, she didn't feel that she had become smarter!

"It's useless!" Susu rolled her eyes suspiciously, "Brother, your talisman paper is useless, have you been deceived?"

"What talisman? This is a scroll!"

Ling Buyun patted her on the head, "I'll teach you how to do these questions and let you get [-] points in the next exam."

You can get [-] points when you finish it?

"Wow wow wow!"

"Come on! Which do you want to be?"

He can't wait to show his super learning talent in front of Susu!
Without even thinking about it, Susu answered loudly, "Chinese!"

"???"

Ling Buyun clasped his fingers, looked east and west, up and down, but he didn't look at Susu.

He hesitated, "I didn't bring a Chinese paper today, you can choose another one..."

Chinese is the lifelong enemy of uneven Ling.

His slogan is that he would rather do a hundred math test papers than write a Chinese composition.

Asking him to tutor Susu in Chinese is no less than asking him to go to the bathroom with a bowl!

Susu saw through Ling Buyun's thoughts, nodded her head inexplicably, and took out a test paper from behind with a smile, "That's math~"

"Okay, let me take a look." Ling Buyun took Susu's test paper and glanced at it, and immediately frowned, "Damn it! Who gave you this test paper? It's completely beyond the standard, and those doctoral students can't do it." It must be done!"

Such topics have risen to the field of professional research.

Which pervert is the one who came up with a set of questions like this?
He is so busy!
Second Olympic!

"Second Uncle~" Susu poked her finger and pouted, "Just now Susu was playing with Benben in the corridor, but Second Uncle took her away, and he gave Susu these."

Susu took out a large box of test papers from under the bed.

"Second uncle."

That's normal.

What Ling Buyun is most afraid of is this second uncle, who haunts the house like a ghost, and whenever he appears, he will be caught doing math.

If he can't do it, he needs to help him tidy up his study...

Those thousands of books!

He cleans it every year!

Every time everyone set off fireworks after the New Year's Eve dinner, he could only wipe the books silently in the study alone.

Ling Buyun looked at Susu, with the excitement of finding a companion in his eyes.

Inexplicably, Susu's back felt cold, and she shook the scroll in her hand, "Brother, don't you know how to do it?"

"Of course I will! I'm the second uncle's last disciple!"

Although this is only his self-proclaimed.

○` 3′○
Close the door flute?

Susu frowned.

It seems to be something very powerful!

"Let's get started!"

Ling unevenly sat down on the ground, and took out a pen from his pocket.

Susu also sat down with her buttocks, stretched her little head to read the questions on the paper, "Okay~"

Ling Buyun flipped through the paper.

Although these questions are difficult, he can also make a rough idea, that is, Susu...

Ling Buyun's eyes fell on her curious and ignorant face.

How to teach this?
Teaching a three-year-old child such a difficult math problem, isn't it playing the piano against the cow?
"Uh... these questions are very difficult, I will tell you the easiest one first, let's learn the first question first today!"

I hope that Susu can understand this question in three hours.

"You don't need to learn this question! Brother." Susu leaned her little head over to have a look, and obediently raised her little hand, "Choose A."

"Susu, it's useless to know the answer. No one will tell you the answer directly in the examination room. You have to learn to do the math yourself!"

Susu must have read the answer in advance!

"Susuhui, the first step is to determine the range of this number, and then use the Robbie's law that uncle said to calculate it!"

"You you...how do you know L'Hopital's law?"

This is a knowledge point that only high school can learn!

Moreover, this question is extremely easy to get confused by L'Hopital's rule, which requires strong computing power.

Susu raised her hand and patted Ling Buyun's head, "Brother, Susu is not an idiot."

The second uncle praised her for being very smart!
Ling Buyun hurriedly pushed the test paper in front of Susu, "Then you do this again!"

"Hmm...choose C!"

"What about this and this?"

"one fifth."

"What is this choice?"

"B."

"This this!"

……

Three 10 minutes passed.

Susu actually finished all the rolls!

And the accuracy rate is [-]%!
Some questions even he can't do...

Ling Buyun felt that this world was magical. With trembling hands, he took out a test paper from his pocket, pointed to a question that he had studied for several days but failed, and said excitedly, "Do this question, this application question!"

The multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions in front have a chance of being fooled, and this kind of question is the most test of strength.

"Okay~"

Susu took the pen with a smile, scanned the topic with her eyes, and started writing excitedly.

Less than 1 minutes.

The concise and perfect answer jumps off the paper.

Susu raised her small eyebrows, and looked at Ling Buyun with air.

"Susu..." Ling Buyun's pupils constricted, "You, you, me, me, me..."

"You, you, you!" Susu imitated him, pointing at him, then at herself, "I, me, me!"

"Do you have a chip in your brain?"

Artificial intelligence problem solving?
"Chips? There shouldn't be any." Susu shook her head, "But Susu has souffle, strawberry shortcake, lava chocolate..."

Susu wrung her little finger and listed them one by one.

While talking, the little guy swallowed his saliva, and looked at him pitifully, "Brother, Susu is hungry~ Strawberry cake, strawberry cake~ Susu wants to eat strawberry cake~"

Before recovering from the shock, Ling Buyun nodded blankly, "...OK."

Such a child who only has food in his mind can actually solve the math problem that he has been thinking about day and night but has no results...

(End of this chapter)