Chapter 67
The principal lived up to expectations, not only arranged an additional test for Xu Qingyan Suxi, but the difficulty was also called devil.
A family of three was brought into the meeting room.
The teacher distributed test papers to all three of them and announced the rules for the additional test:
"This test is to test the cultural quality of the family group. As we all know, only parents with high cultural literacy can educate excellent children. Green Apple Kindergarten adheres to the principle of cultivating excellent students for Huaguo. In terms of student selection, It's also very strict."
"Considering the special identities of Ms. Suxi and the guarantor, for the sake of fairness and justice, the principal added this extra test. Please take it seriously!"
Suxi looked at the "mathematical analysis" test paper in her hand and fell silent: "..."
She has gone to college, but her major has only studied advanced mathematics.
Is this mathematical analysis too much?
Xiao Shuibao looked at the test paper in his hand, one head and two big.
Although my mother usually taught her to read and read, she also taught her simple English words.
But why is there no Chinese character on her English test paper?
The test paper in Xu Qingyan's hand was even more horrible. Although it was a Chinese test paper, he was asked to write "Advertising Analysis" from the first question, and even an argumentative essay?
As a genius, this kind of question would not embarrass him, but he felt that it was very cumbersome, and there were too many words to write.
The family of three stared at the test paper and fell into a brief silence.
Suxi looked at the sky speechlessly, scratched her head, and couldn't even understand the topic.
Xiao Shuibao stared blankly at the test paper for a while, and then threw his head on the test paper: "It's hard to be a fat boy~"
Suxi raised her hand to her forehead, and said with emotion: "It's hard to be a fairy."
She sighed for a while, then turned to look at Xu Qingyan beside her:
"I can understand your test paper at least. My test paper..."
Xu Qingyan turned her face away, glanced at her test paper, and explained: "This is mathematical analysis. Few majors learn this. It's normal if you don't know it."
Suxi knocked her head on the table:
"I brought a guarantor to reduce the difficulty, not to increase the difficulty. If I had known earlier, I would not have brought a guarantor!"
Xiao Shuibao looked at Suxi and asked innocently:
"Mom! Is this what you often say... stealing chickens is not enough?"
"Nonsense!" Suxi explained: "This is called capsizing in the gutter!"
Xiao Shuibao didn't understand, so he tilted his head to look at her, and asked shamelessly, "Mom, what is a shipwreck in a gutter?"
Su Xi patiently explained: "It means that we are being targeted by someone!"
Xiao Shuibao nodded to show that she understood, she said in a milky voice:
"Mom, we can only blame us for being too good! Aunt Qin said that only those who shine like stars will be gossiped and targeted!"
The audience in the live broadcast room were all impressed by the child's precocious wisdom:
"Little brat is really sensible and cute! Suxi teaches children so well. I don't believe that a person with corrupt morals can teach children so well."
"Children are very simple and don't have too many eyes. Her words and deeds are the reflection of adults."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo on little brats on her way!'"
Of course, under the favorable atmosphere for Suxi, Meng Shuyao's fans will not be idle, and they will spare no effort to pull Suxi away:
"Isn't this more proof, isn't Suxi clever? Teach a child to be as scheming as a young adult."
"Yes, this child is too sensible, but it makes me feel uncomfortable. It's just to encourage growth."
"It's so funny. Suxi really can't afford to lose money by stealing chickens. I wanted to take a shortcut and found a guarantor like Xu Qingyan. I didn't expect to shoot myself in the foot."
"Suxi was stumped this time. She can't pass this interview, so she can only wait for next year. Taking shortcuts and hurting her child, she deserves it!"
……
Xu Qingyan didn't expect that with him around, the difficulty of the interview would suddenly increase.
Assistant Wang must have made a mistake to create such an embarrassing situation.
Hearing that Suxi regretted asking him to be a guarantor, Xu Qingyan suddenly had the desire to win, and immediately started to do the test papers.
Three or ten minutes later, Xu Qingyan handed over the test paper, then lay down on the table and began to sleep with his eyes closed.
Su hoped that Xu Qingyan, who was sleeping on the conference table, was shocked: "Mr. Xu, it's not appropriate for you to sleep now?"
Xu Qingyan had already fallen asleep and had no intention of answering him at all.
Live Fans:
"Suxi can be content with it, he helped you finish a test paper anyway. When he was with Meng Shuyao, he was sleeping the whole time."
"Doesn't the program crew give Actor Xu to sleep?"
"That's interesting, at least I helped finish one test paper hahahaha."
"Suxi is confused.JPG."
"Little Shuibao is confused. JPG."
……
Just as Suxi was staring at the test paper in despair, a system voice sounded in her ear:
"Dear host, you can try to activate the system assistance function."
Su Xi: "?"
She can't talk to the system in her heart, she can only listen.
Only to hear the system say again: "Next, I say, you do it."
Suxi was speechless for a while: "..."
Xin said that this is a mathematical analysis, and they are all formulas that she has never learned.Even if the system could speak, she might not be able to write.
Just as she thought this way, subtitles suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.
The subtitles are full of steps to solve the problem. Even if Suxi can't understand it, she can still follow the instructions.
Su Xi called out in her heart:
——Rich cowhide!
The black fans are still waiting to see Suxi handing in a blank paper, as a dragging existence, she is "kicked out" by the kindergarten.
But no one expected that Suxi would start to work hard on the questions!
Barrage:
"Seeing how seriously she writes, it doesn't look like she knows anything."
"Write it blindly? If you don't, you won't. As for pretending to write blindly? Such a strong vanity is enough to prove that your character is not very good."
"What's wrong with Heizi? How do you know that he wrote nonsense?"
The camera lens zoomed in, and Suxi's strokes were broadcast live on the big screen.
A student from the Department of Mathematics posted a barrage saying:
"Damn it! Not only can Suxi know it, but she's also right! Although her formula symbols are a bit awkward, it doesn't prevent her from being correct!"
"I started to look at Su Xi with admiration."
"I thought Suxi was an idiot beauty, but I didn't expect to be a hidden boss?"
"So Suxi is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"
"Ah, Suxi gave me so many surprises! She's much prettier than Meng Shuyao next door!"
……
Su Xi quickly completed a test paper.
At the same time, Xu Qingyan felt a burst of fatigue.
Subtitle prompts constantly appeared in front of his eyes:
[Using life to exchange for 10 minutes of subtitles successfully consumes 2 months of life. 】
[Using life to exchange for 15 minutes of subtitles successfully consumes 2.5 months of life. 】
[Using life to exchange for 12 minutes of subtitles successfully consumes 2.2 months of life. 】
[Cumulative consumption of 3.7 months of life. 】
[The remaining lifespan is 2.3 months. 】
……
Xu Qingyan didn't feel distressed when he saw the life span that he had accumulated so easily disappear like running water, but felt that it was very worthwhile.
At the same time, Xiao Shuibao was also encouraged to see her mother face up to the difficulties and do the questions so seriously.
Even if she couldn't understand many words, she started to do the questions.
When she held the pen to fill in "ABCD", she smelled a strong orange sandalwood fragrance!
Although she couldn't see Xu Qingyan, she could feel that Grandpa Immortal was beside her.
Sure enough, when she didn't know which option to choose, the tip of the pen would be hit by an invisible force.
Then, the pen will fall on the correct option.
Xiao Shuibao glanced at the air next to him, then remained calm and began to "cheat".
Every time Xu Qingyan touched Xiao Shuibao's pen with his fingers, his fingers tingled.
80% of the child's test papers are multiple-choice questions, and his fingers hurt hundreds of times.
At first, the pain feels like a needle prick.
But the further he got to the back, the more intense the pain, gradually seeping from the skin to the bone marrow, the pain made him shiver all over.
……
Suxi and Xiaoshuibao's test papers were taken away by the teacher, and Xu Qingyan also regained consciousness.
The man sat up, and Suxi and Shuibao realized that his face was pale and his lips were black, as if he was in great pain.
Seeing his appearance, Suxi was also startled: "Mr. Xu, what's wrong with you?"
Xu Qingyan shook his head, indicating that he was fine.
When he opened his mouth, it seemed as if he had taken a knife. His throat was sore, and he couldn't help but began to cough.
Sensing that something was wrong with Xu Qingyan, Su Xi immediately reached out to touch his forehead, and was scalded by the other's hot forehead.
She immediately exclaimed: "Xu Qingyan! You have a fever!"
Xiao Shuibao also came to Xu Qingyan.
She stood on tiptoe, put her chubby face against Xu Qingyan's cheek, and exclaimed:
"Uncle Immortal's face is so hot! Mom, we need to send Uncle Immortal to the hospital!"
The little chubby girl's warm and moist face was pressed against Xu Qingyan's cheek, and his frozen heart seemed to be softened by something, it was completely soft.
Shui Bao was small, and quickly noticed Xu Qingyan's other drooping hand.
His five fingers became bruised and swollen, as if he had been beaten by something.
Shui Bao immediately took his swollen and painful big hand gently with his little hands, so anxious that tears were about to burst out:
"Mom! Uncle Immortal's hand is injured!"
Suxi followed the trend and found that Xu Qingyan's fingers were unusually swollen.
Immediately yelled at the photographer outside the camera: "The guest is injured, are you still in the mood to shoot? Hurry up, call an ambulance to the hospital!"
The staff realized it later and hurriedly called.
The kindergarten teacher immediately said: "There is a fever clinic in the school, send it directly to the school hospital!"
At this time, Xu Qingyan's consciousness was so burned that he was struggling to stand up. Two staff members came and failed to help him stand upright.
Suxi couldn't stand it any longer, and immediately said, "Remove the handcuffs!"
The staff also panicked. It was the first time they encountered such an emergency, so they quickly released Suxi's handcuffs.
Suxi and Xu Qingyan's handcuffs had just been undone, and she carried Xu Qingyan, a 21-meter-five man, on her back regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones.
She is thin in stature, but not weak at all.
Carrying Xu Qingyan on his back, he rushed to the infirmary.
At this time, the audience was also confused by this sudden situation, because of Suxi's coquettish operation, the barrage was stunned:
"Scary woman, I now believe that she has the ability to steal female guests."
"It's best not to provoke Suxi, I think she can kill a cow with one fist."
"I suspect that Suxi was impaled by a killer with infinite martial arts skills."
Two more fat badges in one ~ Please vote.
(End of this chapter)
The principal lived up to expectations, not only arranged an additional test for Xu Qingyan Suxi, but the difficulty was also called devil.
A family of three was brought into the meeting room.
The teacher distributed test papers to all three of them and announced the rules for the additional test:
"This test is to test the cultural quality of the family group. As we all know, only parents with high cultural literacy can educate excellent children. Green Apple Kindergarten adheres to the principle of cultivating excellent students for Huaguo. In terms of student selection, It's also very strict."
"Considering the special identities of Ms. Suxi and the guarantor, for the sake of fairness and justice, the principal added this extra test. Please take it seriously!"
Suxi looked at the "mathematical analysis" test paper in her hand and fell silent: "..."
She has gone to college, but her major has only studied advanced mathematics.
Is this mathematical analysis too much?
Xiao Shuibao looked at the test paper in his hand, one head and two big.
Although my mother usually taught her to read and read, she also taught her simple English words.
But why is there no Chinese character on her English test paper?
The test paper in Xu Qingyan's hand was even more horrible. Although it was a Chinese test paper, he was asked to write "Advertising Analysis" from the first question, and even an argumentative essay?
As a genius, this kind of question would not embarrass him, but he felt that it was very cumbersome, and there were too many words to write.
The family of three stared at the test paper and fell into a brief silence.
Suxi looked at the sky speechlessly, scratched her head, and couldn't even understand the topic.
Xiao Shuibao stared blankly at the test paper for a while, and then threw his head on the test paper: "It's hard to be a fat boy~"
Suxi raised her hand to her forehead, and said with emotion: "It's hard to be a fairy."
She sighed for a while, then turned to look at Xu Qingyan beside her:
"I can understand your test paper at least. My test paper..."
Xu Qingyan turned her face away, glanced at her test paper, and explained: "This is mathematical analysis. Few majors learn this. It's normal if you don't know it."
Suxi knocked her head on the table:
"I brought a guarantor to reduce the difficulty, not to increase the difficulty. If I had known earlier, I would not have brought a guarantor!"
Xiao Shuibao looked at Suxi and asked innocently:
"Mom! Is this what you often say... stealing chickens is not enough?"
"Nonsense!" Suxi explained: "This is called capsizing in the gutter!"
Xiao Shuibao didn't understand, so he tilted his head to look at her, and asked shamelessly, "Mom, what is a shipwreck in a gutter?"
Su Xi patiently explained: "It means that we are being targeted by someone!"
Xiao Shuibao nodded to show that she understood, she said in a milky voice:
"Mom, we can only blame us for being too good! Aunt Qin said that only those who shine like stars will be gossiped and targeted!"
The audience in the live broadcast room were all impressed by the child's precocious wisdom:
"Little brat is really sensible and cute! Suxi teaches children so well. I don't believe that a person with corrupt morals can teach children so well."
"Children are very simple and don't have too many eyes. Her words and deeds are the reflection of adults."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo on little brats on her way!'"
Of course, under the favorable atmosphere for Suxi, Meng Shuyao's fans will not be idle, and they will spare no effort to pull Suxi away:
"Isn't this more proof, isn't Suxi clever? Teach a child to be as scheming as a young adult."
"Yes, this child is too sensible, but it makes me feel uncomfortable. It's just to encourage growth."
"It's so funny. Suxi really can't afford to lose money by stealing chickens. I wanted to take a shortcut and found a guarantor like Xu Qingyan. I didn't expect to shoot myself in the foot."
"Suxi was stumped this time. She can't pass this interview, so she can only wait for next year. Taking shortcuts and hurting her child, she deserves it!"
……
Xu Qingyan didn't expect that with him around, the difficulty of the interview would suddenly increase.
Assistant Wang must have made a mistake to create such an embarrassing situation.
Hearing that Suxi regretted asking him to be a guarantor, Xu Qingyan suddenly had the desire to win, and immediately started to do the test papers.
Three or ten minutes later, Xu Qingyan handed over the test paper, then lay down on the table and began to sleep with his eyes closed.
Su hoped that Xu Qingyan, who was sleeping on the conference table, was shocked: "Mr. Xu, it's not appropriate for you to sleep now?"
Xu Qingyan had already fallen asleep and had no intention of answering him at all.
Live Fans:
"Suxi can be content with it, he helped you finish a test paper anyway. When he was with Meng Shuyao, he was sleeping the whole time."
"Doesn't the program crew give Actor Xu to sleep?"
"That's interesting, at least I helped finish one test paper hahahaha."
"Suxi is confused.JPG."
"Little Shuibao is confused. JPG."
……
Just as Suxi was staring at the test paper in despair, a system voice sounded in her ear:
"Dear host, you can try to activate the system assistance function."
Su Xi: "?"
She can't talk to the system in her heart, she can only listen.
Only to hear the system say again: "Next, I say, you do it."
Suxi was speechless for a while: "..."
Xin said that this is a mathematical analysis, and they are all formulas that she has never learned.Even if the system could speak, she might not be able to write.
Just as she thought this way, subtitles suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.
The subtitles are full of steps to solve the problem. Even if Suxi can't understand it, she can still follow the instructions.
Su Xi called out in her heart:
——Rich cowhide!
The black fans are still waiting to see Suxi handing in a blank paper, as a dragging existence, she is "kicked out" by the kindergarten.
But no one expected that Suxi would start to work hard on the questions!
Barrage:
"Seeing how seriously she writes, it doesn't look like she knows anything."
"Write it blindly? If you don't, you won't. As for pretending to write blindly? Such a strong vanity is enough to prove that your character is not very good."
"What's wrong with Heizi? How do you know that he wrote nonsense?"
The camera lens zoomed in, and Suxi's strokes were broadcast live on the big screen.
A student from the Department of Mathematics posted a barrage saying:
"Damn it! Not only can Suxi know it, but she's also right! Although her formula symbols are a bit awkward, it doesn't prevent her from being correct!"
"I started to look at Su Xi with admiration."
"I thought Suxi was an idiot beauty, but I didn't expect to be a hidden boss?"
"So Suxi is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"
"Ah, Suxi gave me so many surprises! She's much prettier than Meng Shuyao next door!"
……
Su Xi quickly completed a test paper.
At the same time, Xu Qingyan felt a burst of fatigue.
Subtitle prompts constantly appeared in front of his eyes:
[Using life to exchange for 10 minutes of subtitles successfully consumes 2 months of life. 】
[Using life to exchange for 15 minutes of subtitles successfully consumes 2.5 months of life. 】
[Using life to exchange for 12 minutes of subtitles successfully consumes 2.2 months of life. 】
[Cumulative consumption of 3.7 months of life. 】
[The remaining lifespan is 2.3 months. 】
……
Xu Qingyan didn't feel distressed when he saw the life span that he had accumulated so easily disappear like running water, but felt that it was very worthwhile.
At the same time, Xiao Shuibao was also encouraged to see her mother face up to the difficulties and do the questions so seriously.
Even if she couldn't understand many words, she started to do the questions.
When she held the pen to fill in "ABCD", she smelled a strong orange sandalwood fragrance!
Although she couldn't see Xu Qingyan, she could feel that Grandpa Immortal was beside her.
Sure enough, when she didn't know which option to choose, the tip of the pen would be hit by an invisible force.
Then, the pen will fall on the correct option.
Xiao Shuibao glanced at the air next to him, then remained calm and began to "cheat".
Every time Xu Qingyan touched Xiao Shuibao's pen with his fingers, his fingers tingled.
80% of the child's test papers are multiple-choice questions, and his fingers hurt hundreds of times.
At first, the pain feels like a needle prick.
But the further he got to the back, the more intense the pain, gradually seeping from the skin to the bone marrow, the pain made him shiver all over.
……
Suxi and Xiaoshuibao's test papers were taken away by the teacher, and Xu Qingyan also regained consciousness.
The man sat up, and Suxi and Shuibao realized that his face was pale and his lips were black, as if he was in great pain.
Seeing his appearance, Suxi was also startled: "Mr. Xu, what's wrong with you?"
Xu Qingyan shook his head, indicating that he was fine.
When he opened his mouth, it seemed as if he had taken a knife. His throat was sore, and he couldn't help but began to cough.
Sensing that something was wrong with Xu Qingyan, Su Xi immediately reached out to touch his forehead, and was scalded by the other's hot forehead.
She immediately exclaimed: "Xu Qingyan! You have a fever!"
Xiao Shuibao also came to Xu Qingyan.
She stood on tiptoe, put her chubby face against Xu Qingyan's cheek, and exclaimed:
"Uncle Immortal's face is so hot! Mom, we need to send Uncle Immortal to the hospital!"
The little chubby girl's warm and moist face was pressed against Xu Qingyan's cheek, and his frozen heart seemed to be softened by something, it was completely soft.
Shui Bao was small, and quickly noticed Xu Qingyan's other drooping hand.
His five fingers became bruised and swollen, as if he had been beaten by something.
Shui Bao immediately took his swollen and painful big hand gently with his little hands, so anxious that tears were about to burst out:
"Mom! Uncle Immortal's hand is injured!"
Suxi followed the trend and found that Xu Qingyan's fingers were unusually swollen.
Immediately yelled at the photographer outside the camera: "The guest is injured, are you still in the mood to shoot? Hurry up, call an ambulance to the hospital!"
The staff realized it later and hurriedly called.
The kindergarten teacher immediately said: "There is a fever clinic in the school, send it directly to the school hospital!"
At this time, Xu Qingyan's consciousness was so burned that he was struggling to stand up. Two staff members came and failed to help him stand upright.
Suxi couldn't stand it any longer, and immediately said, "Remove the handcuffs!"
The staff also panicked. It was the first time they encountered such an emergency, so they quickly released Suxi's handcuffs.
Suxi and Xu Qingyan's handcuffs had just been undone, and she carried Xu Qingyan, a 21-meter-five man, on her back regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones.
She is thin in stature, but not weak at all.
Carrying Xu Qingyan on his back, he rushed to the infirmary.
At this time, the audience was also confused by this sudden situation, because of Suxi's coquettish operation, the barrage was stunned:
"Scary woman, I now believe that she has the ability to steal female guests."
"It's best not to provoke Suxi, I think she can kill a cow with one fist."
"I suspect that Suxi was impaled by a killer with infinite martial arts skills."
Two more fat badges in one ~ Please vote.
(End of this chapter)
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