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Chapter 232 I want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus with wine

God's will is vague and unpredictable, and all living beings are in it.

The cycle of cause and effect has its own set number, and everything has reincarnation.

"So, do you understand, Xiao Yufeng, it is predestined for you to join our Tianyi Sect and become the chief disciple."

Su Lin stood at the end of the mountain wearing a white Taoist robe, watching the sea of ​​clouds surging, the golden dye of the rising sun swaying wantonly, and the refreshing wind blew the robe with a hint of coolness.

He stroked the long white beard on his chin with one hand, and stroked the little fat boy's head with the other hand, a face of a kind elder of the sect.

"If I'm guilty, God can accept me, but why did you let me meet you bastards?" Shenwa Yufeng muttered, he had just recovered from sobbing, and the corners of his eyes were still red with tears.

"You kid is so smart, how do you know I'm called Su Bantian?" Su Lin flicked his head lightly, and said, "Isn't that why you're here?"

The god baby Yufeng's eyes became even more hollow. The aura on this guy was terrifying, and he had no strength to resist at all.

The little fat man pursed his mouth, thinking of the unreliable contract he signed, and thinking of his bleak future, he couldn't help but want to wipe his tears.

Although he has stayed in Shizhong for a long time, he still knows more or less about the outside world. How can there be such a sect in the world!

Zongmen needs help when there is something to do, and he will take care of it himself.

Teaching and learning are included, but meetings are not included. If you learn it, you will not waste it yourself.

Is this reasonable? !
Seeing the appearance of the little chubby baby, Su Lin nodded secretly. The ideological work was almost done, and the other party was moved to tears.

"Dinner is ready!" Zhang Chulan's voice came from behind, echoing in the green forest on Shuijing Peak.

Su Lin pulled off the fake beard on his chin, and walked down the mountain with the chubby baby.

"Accordingly, you belong to Beidou Peak and are Ye Fan's apprentice." Su Lin said as he walked, and he used some broken pure sources as fertilizer to increase the concentration of aura around the fruit trees, "but since you belong to this sect The first disciple, we make an exception and let you enjoy the treatment of a famous teacher and a worry-free future."

“早上6：30起床，7:00上课，12:00下课。”

“下午2:30上课，5：40下课，周一到周六要上晚自习到每晚10:00。”

"We set a small goal for you, three years as a great sage and five years as a quasi-emperor."

Yufeng didn't know the meaning of the schedule and class arrangement that Su Lin said, but he somehow felt a great terror in the world.

He suddenly wanted to cry, but found that he couldn't cry anymore, the tears were dry, and he could no longer live a life of sleeping when he wanted to in Xianyuan.

"Hey! Big bastard, why is my bed getting smaller?"

Yufeng suddenly remembered that a small piece of the fairy source had been cut away, which was his accompanying item.

"What is your bed? It is the property of the sect." Su Lin shook his head and said solemnly, "Where is the law enforcement elder?"

Holding a roasted thigh of a fierce beast in his hand, Ye Fan came out in response, saying:

"The first article of Zongmen's rules: Zongmen's property is sacred and inviolable."

Yufeng squinted at Ye Fan. He gritted his teeth and said, "You are still an elder even if you are so weak? You still accept me as a disciple."

He still remembered the scene where Ye Fan drove him out slowly with a knife. If it weren't for this monster suppressing him, he could easily shoot ten million monks of Ye Fan's level.

"Why don't you be my apprentice of Emperor Yufeng? My lord will pass on the Tao to you regardless of the villain's faults."

Ye Fan heard the words, smiled indifferently, and called, "Little Nannan."

"Big Brother, who is he?" Little Nannan poked her head out behind Ye Fan, looking curiously at the little fat man in Xianyuan.

"He is my brother's new apprentice, and I will call you Shigu from now on." Ye Fan said with a smile.

Disdain appeared on Yufeng's face when he heard this, and he looked at Ye Fan and Xiaonuan provocatively.

Seeing this, Su Lin directly threw the little guy to Ye Fan, who always looked like "you weak chicken can do nothing to me".

Ye Fan was not annoyed, and said to the little girl, "Touch and see."

The little girl touched the fairy source with her hand, and at this moment, the fairy glow wrapped around Yufeng immediately flew towards her body.

"Ghost!!!"

"Don't come here!!!"

Yufeng in Xianyuan struggled, feeling as if he had encountered a scourge.

What the hell is going on with this place!Is any little girl a monster! ?Immortal energy flew out of his body and kept sinking into the little girl's body. This girl was born to suppress him.

"This is the first lesson, respect the teacher." Ye Fan picked up a piece of green copper, and put it on the little fat man's wailing.

Immediately afterwards, one rune after another suddenly appeared on its body, which was extremely dazzling.

This piece of bronze is a fragment of the fat man's body.

This situation didn't last long, Nannan timidly withdrew her small hand under Ye Fan's signal, and Yufeng found that his body became lighter.

The law fragments in his body are less messy.

"Okay." Ye Fan put away the green copper sheet, carried Yufeng who had settled down, and came to a campfire with a five-meter-long crocodile beast on it.

It's not very healthy to eat barbecue in the morning, but
Very cool.

"Congratulations on our opening. We have officially accepted the first disciple since the sect was established!" Su Lin raised his wine glass. The wine in the glass is medicinal wine brewed by Han Li. It is good for monks to drink it.

"Cheers." XN
With enough food and drink, except for Zhang Chulan and Song Shuhang who joined in the fun, the rest of them all signed their names at the beginning.

Su Lin squinted his eyes. If that's the case, then I'm sorry everyone, I'm the physical education teacher.
Just as Su Lin was about to speak, someone took the first step.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Klein coughed loudly and violently, "I recently caught a cold, probably because I caught a cold in the Land Abandoned by God some time ago, suzerain, Zhongli, please help me Substitute."

"Cough cough cough cough!!"

While coughing, Klein's figure returned to history.

Can mythical creatures catch cold?Angel caught cold?
"Cough!" Ye Fan spat out a mouthful of golden blood, and the color of his lips suddenly turned pale, "Sorry, the hidden dangers left by forcibly crossing the tribulation to the Four Extremes some time ago have been violated."

"This body is still too weak, just a mere avenue of injury. Cough cough!"

"Brother!" The little girl hugged Ye Fan and said worriedly, "Are you okay, brother!"

"Brother is fine." Ye Fan touched the little girl's head and pulled out a "reluctant" smile: "You can go back first after eating, brother still has to teach the apprentice."

"No, baby, don't leave alone." The little girl had tears in her eyes, "My baby wants to stay with my brother."

"Be good, my brother will definitely come back, don't worry." Ye Fan hugged the little girl, and said in a deep voice, "Don't worry about me."

He raised his pale face and looked at Su Lin: "Don't worry, Sect Master, I will do my duty."

"Let brother take a break, okay?" The little girl raised her head and stared at Su Lin with tears in her eyes.

@#! $@#
It's okay, there's an honest way
"What is this?" Su Lin's eyelids twitched, and Lu Mingfei was actually distributing post after post to everyone.

"To be honest." Lu Mingfei rubbed his head and said shyly: "Brother uncle is more traditional, if you want me and Eliyi to make an engagement, just recently, the ceremony will probably take several days, I also want to give Erika an unforgettable memory."

"I, Lu Mingfei, don't have many friends. Su Lin, you are my best friend." Lu Mingfei looked at Su Lin sincerely, and said, "It is because of your great help that Erika and I can get together."

Su Lin's breathing was stagnant, and the invitation card in his hand wrinkled unconsciously.

"Will you come to participate?" Lu Mingfei looked at Su Lin expectantly.

"Yes." Su Lin muttered, and forced a smile from the corner of his mouth, "Go and do your work."

And Han.
He suddenly looked for Han Li in the crowd, huh?What about people? !
At this time, a message prompt came from the chat group.

Han Li: "Looking at the chaotic atmosphere and seeing the birth of a saint with his own eyes, I felt something in my heart, and took spiritual wine to improve my cultivation. Han Li went back to his own world first to prepare for the catastrophe."

Han Li: "Please forgive me for leaving without saying goodbye."

Emiya Shiro: "Congratulations, Brother Han Li."

Irena: "Congratulations."

Song Shuhang: "I said, why did Big Brother Han retreat behind me and Senior White? It turned out that he was about to break through."

Song Shuhang: "Congratulations, Senior Han Li!"

Zhang Chulan: "Congratulations, senior Han Li!"

After everyone finished and started to go about their business, Su Lin said to Yufeng, "You have graduated."

Yufeng: "?"

In fact, it is not a problem to teach Yufeng. For a being who is born to be holy, there are some things that can be taught at the current level of everyone, but not many.

The most simple and clear way is to put it in the Sutra Pavilion and wait for him to learn it by himself.

The difficulty of this task lies in-temporarily taking care of the children.

This kid can't come out of the fairy source for the time being, and it's not good to let a little guy at the saint level ignore it. There is no way, who told them to drive this kid out.

Su Lin picked up a pen to write and draw in the diary.

[2023.5.15, the weather is fine.

I have learned new skills from the protagonists, and one day I can become a reliable protagonist like them. 】

"It won't be long, this little guy will be fine after breaking out of the source."

A historical projection pulled out by Su Lin hugged the god baby Yufeng, while his own body was lazily basking in the sun, holding a teacup in his hand, and said leisurely:
"These guys, I also said that everyone should drink Enlightenment tea, hey, run, just run hard~~~."

"You are still reliable, Elder Zhongli."

In the end, only Zhongli stayed to help take care of the children, and actually passed on some of the knowledge he had mastered to Yufeng.

Su Lin leaned back on the chair, watching quietly the breeze in the sky chasing the flowing clouds, the sunlight gilding the surrounding trees with time, and the Tao rhyme emanating from the cup of Enlightenment Tea permeated around him.

After a long time, Su Lin said with a faint smile, "This kind of life is not bad."

He doesn't like fighting and killing.

If life can always be like this, occasionally looking for some interesting things, plus not suffering from birth, old age, sickness and death, for Su Lin, there is no more enjoyment in life than this.

But from a rational point of view, it may just be because he has just entered such a mode, and he feels some freshness in the ordinary.

"Are you going back in two days?" Su Lin asked.

"En." Zhong Li put down his teacup and exited from the state of comprehension. He let out a breath, nodded slightly, and said:
"It's been a while since I left Teyvat. Looking back on the experience and gains during this period, it's like a dream."

"I need to go back to the place I am familiar with to settle and digest, and I also need to convey the gospel to the immortals in Liyue."

Su Lin propped himself up, threw the diary back to the 'subspace vault', and said with a slight smile: "Congratulations, you can go further. By the way, what is 'Master' doing at this point in time?"

"Master?" Zhong Li was a little puzzled.

"Sorry, what are you doing?" Su Lin corrected her statement.

Zhongli recalled that before he got the chat group, when he was taking a bird walk in Liyue Port, he could also see travelers returning to Liyue through the anchor point, and the other party said that he was not used to Xumi's food.

"Before, when I left Liyue, he had been traveling in Sumeru for a while." Zhongli said to Su Lin. Suddenly, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Are you going to Liyue with me? Maybe we can see Yu Heng Xing, but the temperament of the two of you may not be suitable for getting along with each other."

"." Su Lin heard Zhongli's words, the laziness on his face disappeared immediately, and raised his eyebrows: "How do you know?"

"Parents are often willing to learn about their children's hobbies, even though they don't know much about them." Zhong Li smiled and said, "The last time you came here as a guest, your father chatted with me and said that I look very much like the one you usually play with. A character in a mobile game."

"I said at the time, I also play this game, so we chatted about this game."

Su Lin nodded and signaled the other party to continue, Zhong Li did not lie at that time, he did play Yuanshen, but he played immersive.

Zhongli: "We talked about your favorite character."

"What else did he say?" Su Lin felt a little uncomfortable.

Zhongli: "He mentioned your pillow"

Su Lin covered his head, the treasure [My father's magnificent backstab to me] is very effective.

Su Lin knocked on the stone table twice, and said, "You guys don't always confuse paper figurines with real people."

"What is a paper man?" Yufeng asked aside, he was very interested in these new things.

"That represents perfection." Su Lin said seriously, he suddenly thought of a way to bring a baby, and took the phone to the historical projection to let him watch anime for Yufeng, "Be obedient, and I will take you to play games at night."

"Where are the immortal techniques?" Yufeng asked. Ye Fan told him that there are immortal techniques to learn from the suzerain. Anyway, they have all entered the wolf's den, and they can eat as much as they can.

"Go to praise the light and learn the Western God Realm's Emperor's Scripture." Su Lin asked the light god clone to take Yu Feng away, turned to Zhong Li and said, "You still have some work to do after you go back, let's wait for your treat in a few days." I'll come again when."

"Okay." Zhongli nodded.

There was a brief silence on Shuijing Peak again.

The sunlight casts mottled light and shadow through the leaves, and the breeze blows by, making the leaves rustle.

Zhong Li held the teacup that had cooled down and was slightly lost in thought. In a trance, he saw the scene of the past.

"I want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus wine"

　I'm sorry. But I seem to have sun again. I've been a little dizzy since [-] o'clock in the evening. I'll get an antigen test tomorrow

　　
　
(End of this chapter)