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Chapter 1000 You grabbed me first, then touched me around

Looking at Shen Jian with a joking look on his face, the real Buddha slowly typed a question mark on the public screen.

?

clam?

Keep praising, don’t stop?

You don’t fucking think I’m complimenting you.

So there is no ABC number?

really.

Counterfeit goods are just fake goods and cannot be put on the market.

Even though he has been a Buddhist for more than ten years, he is still a lowly guy at heart, unable to tell the difference between good and evil.

Unlike him, the dragon lurks in the abyss and soars into the sky.

Think of this.

The mocking look on the corner of the true Buddha's mouth deepened.

He started outputting like crazy: "What? You don't want to tell me that you are actually the sixth Pharaoh, no, no, no, you don't think you can convince me by telling such a lie? Someone like you Counterfeiters do not deserve the name of Buddha at all.”

"If you have the ability, just stay in the middle and see if you can use your status as a Buddhist disciple to get the new pharaoh to give in."

"This is the hero who only spent half a month to suppress a problem that even bothered the Zhenfo Temple. Others did not dare to offend the Zhenfo Temple, but this pharaoh was different. He had never done anything like liberating slaves before and would never do it again. I dare to sum up everything about him in one word. In terms of courage, this is the first time I have seen him in my life. Even if my mother and Wu Datangkou heard the news, I am afraid they will treat him as a guest. In terms of merit, you flatter him. I can’t even catch up.”

Seeing that Shen Jian didn't say anything, the real Buddha was in a good mood and felt relaxed all over.

even.

He gave Shen Jian a small boost.

If Shen Jian really stood in the middle because of his words, blocking the way of the Pharaoh and ruining his relationship with him, then it would be an opportunity for him.

Even if it doesn't work, he can still rely on his identity as a true Buddhist son to meet the new pharaoh first and take the opportunity to apply eye drops in front of him.

He was very good at this set.

The most typical example is that during the five years that Shen Jian had been his childhood sweetheart, he would "accidentally" say something bad about Shen Jian from time to time, making his childhood sweetheart even more disgusted with him.

Same now.

Although this trip to the Pyramid Country has changed, and there is no chance for Zhenfo Temple to intervene, the real purpose of Zhenfo Temple is actually to incorporate the Pyramid Country into a vassal state.

Without the riots and the need to rely on strength, he could do more.

All he had to do was promise generous terms and reach a consensus with the Pyramid Nation, and then all the credit for the vanguard army would be his, and his mother would look at him differently.

Think of this.

The excitement in the eyes of the true Buddha could not be concealed.

at this time.

Outside the palace.

A charming voice sounded at the right moment.

"What are you doing here? Being a conspicuous bag?"

With the sound.

The true Buddha saw a beautiful figure approaching.

It was a majestic yet charming exotic woman. She was dressed in gold, silver, and a golden crown. She was graceful and luxurious. Her whole body exuded an invisible nobility. Her face was covered with gauze, so she couldn't see it clearly, but from now on A bit of unparalleled beauty can also be glimpsed in a pair of beautiful purple eyes that can speak.

While walking, the willow waist that can only be grasped is swaying, which makes people feel evil.

What a witch who brings disaster to the country.

This is the first thought of a true Buddhist.

The second thought is to make it your own.

Let it become a collection that belongs only to him.

He can guarantee that this must be the common thought of all men.

with no exceptions.

but……

I don't know if it was an illusion, but the true Buddhist always felt that the words spoken to Shen Jian by the enchantress who had walked in and brought disaster to the country seemed a bit resentful.

It was as if Shen Jian had done something to feel sorry for her.

impossible.

In just a moment, the true Buddhist gave up this idea.

I find it a bit funny.

The impostor Shen Jian had been licking her for five years, but he still couldn't lick away his childhood sweetheart, let alone have anything to do with this enchantress who was infinitely more beautiful than his childhood sweetheart.

Just thinking about it.

From the corner of his eye, the true Buddhist disciple saw the two ghost guardians sitting on both sides of him in the Discipline Hall. They seemed to have something wrong with their expressions. Their pupils were narrowed and full of horror, as if they had seen someone who was unbelievable.

"No, that's impossible, that's Cleopatra?!"

"That's right, that's Cleopatra. Why did she appear here? Didn't the intelligence say that she had been buried in the pyramid tomb? Why did the sixth pharaoh release her? Wasn't he afraid that she would rebel? "

Hear the content.

The true Buddhist was slightly startled.

Cleopatra? The fourth pharaoh? The most powerful pharaoh in the history of the Pyramid Kingdom?

He knew that the reputation of this female pharaoh was, to a certain extent, even greater than that of the Buddha.

In terms of identity, the other party is the owner of a super-standard seven-star supernatural place.

In terms of strength, the opponent has unreasonable supernatural powers and can use the body of a ghost to fight against three ghosts and gods at the same time, who are infinitely close to the world-destroying level.

To put it into perspective, it means fighting against the abbots of the three main halls of Zhenfo Temple at the same time.

This strength is not comparable to that of the impostor, the First Buddha.

Vigorous yuppie.

And now...

This legendary female pharaoh actually possesses unparalleled charm.

hiss……

The true Buddha took a breath of cold air.

Subconsciously comparing Cleopatra with her childhood sweetheart.

Subsequently.

He shook his head.

This is nothing.

There is absolutely no comparison.

If childhood sweetheart Lin Yanxi is one of the most stunningly beautiful people in the outer city of Buddhism.

This Cleopatra is a goddess who only exists in heaven and is rarely heard of in the world.

It would be a bit too bullying to compare the goddesses in the sky with the mortal women below.

and.

After knowing that the woman in front of him was Cleopatra, Zhenfozi felt even more that she could not have anything to do with Shen Jian.

then.

He stood up directly.

He showed a smile that he thought was personable, and scolded Shen Jian: "Brother, although you are just an adopted son, you should at least take care of the face of our True Buddhist Temple outside. That is the fourth pharaoh, Cleopatra, you pester me. Why are you blocking other people's way in the middle? Do you want everyone to know that we, the True Buddhist Temple, don't know etiquette?"

Cleopatra:?

She was stunned.

Whoops.

Who is this stupid guy?

So cool? Are you sure this sinister, gun-toting tone isn't mocking this bitch?

Will you be able to walk out alive later?

Cleopatra gave the True Buddha a strange look.

Then he looked back.

Ignore the other person.

She said angrily to Shen Jian: "Brother, you called me here early in the morning. Do you have something to say? I'm very obedient. I will definitely do what you say."

True Buddhist:? ? ?

Damn it.

What did you call him when you stepped on the horse?

elder brother?

Aren't you Cleopatra? Aren't you the strongest pharaoh in the history of the Pyramid Kingdom?

Shouldn't your image be aloof and treat others like ants?

What the hell is brother called?

It's too boring.

and also.

What's going on with your dog-licking, flattering tone? Where is your dignity as a pharaoh?

Eaten by a dog?

In a trance.

The true Buddha said subconsciously: "Ms. Cleopatra, did you call the wrong person?"

The words fell.

Cleopatra, who was still addressing Shen Jian in a crooked manner one second, turned her eyes coldly in the next second and said clearly: "None of your business."

at once.

The true Buddha's face turned ugly.

There was a period of uncertainty.

I wanted to say something more, but seeing Cleopatra's attitude, I swallowed it hard.

Then he stared at Shen Jian with an even more resentful look.

Obviously.

He did not dare to show his dissatisfaction with Cleopatra, so he could only attribute all the troubles to Shen Jian.

See this scene.

The strange look in Shen Jian's eyes deepened.

I always feel that the protagonist in front of me, oh no, it is no longer the case, is the reincarnation of Ksitigarbha. It seems that it has been spoiled, and even his personality has undergone earth-shaking changes.

But then I thought about it, now he has pushed the mission progress to 75% and has become the protagonist of Luo Fengtian here. Since he is the protagonist, those who are hostile to him will naturally become the villain.

It seems normal for a villain to behave like this.

Immediately.

Shen Jian turned around boredly.

He walked straight up to the Amyrlin Seat.

In full view of everyone, he sat down.

Rows of noble slave owners knelt down and shouted "Great Pharaoh!"

That moment.

The air seemed to be quiet.

True Buddhist:! ! !

Two ghost guardians:! ! !

Their eyes almost popped out.

The mouth opens wide enough to fit a tennis ball.

The brain became even more blank.

When they got here, how could they not see that Shen Jian was the sixth pharaoh who suppressed the rebellion in the Pyramid Kingdom.

Can……

How is this so damn possible?

Just kidding.

Can outsiders also become pharaohs?

Doesn’t it mean that the pyramid country is highly hierarchical and completely prevents outsiders from controlling power?

So what's going on now?

Shen Jian is not only an outsider, but also a Buddhist disciple of the True Buddhist Temple. To a certain extent, this is more serious than outsiders interfering in politics.

At this moment.

Not only the two ghost guardians, but also the true Buddhist disciple Wang Hao were confused.

His face turned green.

He finally understood what Shen Jian meant when he said "keep praising, don't stop".

Originally he thought Shen Jian was a clown, but little did he know that he was the clown in the true sense.

In front of the enemy's true leader, praising him for his courage and being the so-called hero is even more devastating than simply being slapped in the face.

It made him want to crawl into the cracks on the spot.

Unbearable shame and anger.

Exploded.

In this regard.

Shen Jian was in a happy mood.

He said: "I am about to return to the Buddhist Kingdom, and all subsequent matters will be handled by Cleopatra."

This is a typical hands-off shopkeeper.

But for a group of noble slave owners, this is great news.

however……

next second.

Cleopatra almost exploded.

You bitch, want to get rid of me?

What about my heart?

You can't trick me into leaving before I get it back.

She controlled her expression and said timidly: "Brother, are you going to abandon me? Have you forgotten that last night, I went to your bedroom, and you grabbed me and put your hands on me and touched me. Today I I almost fell asleep late, and my feet were still a little weak when I woke up..."

True Buddhist:? ? ?

Ghosts:! ! !

Gan.

Is it so exciting?

Is this after sleeping with the pharaoh they had been sleeping with, not wanting to be responsible, and just running away if they wanted to pat their butts?

Nonsence.

Damn scumbag.

Shen Jian: ...(End of chapter)

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