Weird coming?Fortunately, I am the King of Hades

Chapter 118 Want to be more open, maybe he is dead

When Shen Jian took out the mourning stick, the starved ghost's expression was a bit wrong.

This ghost weapon seems to overwhelm him a bit.

He sensed danger.

If this ghost weapon hits him, he will probably cry out.

So, he chose to stay still for the time being.

Shen Jian stepped forward.

With a blank face, he said: "I have always been courteous before soldiers. If you have not made mistakes, I will not make things difficult for you."

"You cook here, do you have a sanitation permit?"

Hungry Ghost: ? ? ?

I cook in my own home, do I still need a sanitation permit?

He froze.

Is there such a rule?
no.

"I cook at home."

Said the starving ghost.

"So what? Isn't it amazing? Without a sanitation permit, what if the things you make are eaten by other ghosts by mistake? What if other people eat something wrong?"

Shen Jian's eyes turned cold.

Starving ghost: ...

"These things are not enough for me to eat, and I won't give them away."

"What if other ghosts steal it?" Shen Jian retorted.

"?"

Others steal my ass?

I haven't sued the other party for theft yet.

Shen Jian slowly shook his head: "You're still too old, you have to take responsibility for the things you make, if someone else eats something wrong."

The starving ghost didn't understand very much, but was shocked.

Certificate for cooking at home.

I still need to be responsible if others steal my food?
According to your logic, if I feed a stray dog ​​every day, and the stray dog ​​bites people, this responsibility is also mine?
"Yes."

Shen Jian nodded.

Starving Ghost:! ! !

Hooligans speak the rules better than you.

The starving ghost trembled from anger.

Under Shen Jian's series of questioning, the hungry ghost's grim face was distorted and wronged.

The more you think, the more angry you are.

then.

He responded.

The expression became extremely resentful.

"Who the hell are you? Do I need you to take care of what I do at home?"

The starving ghost gritted his teeth.

Terrible yin energy erupted from all over his body, and a piercing wail came out of his mouth.

"Hungry, so hungry, I'm starving to death..."

A terrifying spirit erupted along with the howling of the ghost.

Immediately, there was a strange growl from the ghost daughter's stomach.

She just finished eating, and now she is hungry again.

And an exaggerated hunger.

This feeling was so exaggerated that when the little Lolita looked at her pink hands, a strong desire rose in her heart, and she couldn't help stretching her hands to her mouth.

"dad."

Little Lolita immediately panicked.

She doesn't even have a white-clothed level, how can she resist the supernatural attack of a green-clothed ghost?

"I originally wanted to have a friendly exchange with you, but I didn't expect you to be so ignorant."

Shen Jian switched left and right hands.

He took out a giant ghost sickle.

A burst of black light flashed out.

The head of the starved ghost was immediately dismembered.

Hungry Ghost: ? ? ?

I am super.

You beat me?

I typed all 4 2s, and you actually beat the king and added the plane.

how can that be.

The starving ghost was dumbfounded.

Why does his supernatural power not work on the man in front of him?
There are also these two ghost weapons.

Ordinary owners can't afford it at all.

Cub species.

You showed these earlier, why should I fight with you.

Gudong.

A head rolled off.

The starving ghost blinked and looked at Shen Jian in horror.

Spirits are immortal, ghosts are immortal.

Shen Jian just dismembered his head, which lowered his terror level to the level of white clothes, and there was still a way to go before he died.

Shen Jian came over.

He raised the head of the starving ghost.

In the sky, a ghost moon is shining.

"Looking up at the bright moon".

The ancients never lied to me.

At this time, the starving ghost could no longer understand what Shen Jian meant.

He roared: "What do you want to do? You broke into a private house and mutilated me. This has violated the rules of Sweet Home Community. If I report it to you, you will have to move and be punished."

Shen Jian raised his eyebrows.

Dropped his head.

"You can report and try."

Hungry Ghost: ?

so rigid?
Very good, I will help you.

The starving ghost successfully connected to his body, took out his mobile phone, and called the security brigade.

Jingle Bell.

A sudden ringing of the phone rang in the room.

The starved ghost's face froze.

Seeing that Shen Jian picked up the phone, answered the call, and said casually, "What? Do you need me?"

Starving ghost: ...

#￥￥%&@#.

It doesn't contain half a sentence of mother, but every sentence of Chinese quintessence comes from the mouth of a starving ghost.

After scolding, he said viciously: "Don't be complacent, as a security guard, you know that you broke the law, and the crime will be aggravated, so you can wait to be dealt with by the captain of the security brigade."

The starving ghost made another call.

This is the call from the security chief.

At the beginning, he only got the phone call after delivering several meals, and the other party assured him that as long as no major incident was involved, he could be guaranteed.

Now, it's time to use up this favor.

Jingle Bell.

The phone rang again.

The starving ghost looked stiffly.

Shen Jian took out another mobile phone from his pocket, connected the call, and said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Starving Ghost:! ! ?

He was completely bewildered.

How could this person be the captain of the security team.

Then who was the ghost security guard he saw two days ago?

After delivering those meals, he didn't know how distressed he was.

Tell him now that he gave it away for nothing?

The starving ghost vomited blood on his back.

that's it.

Shen Jian stuffed the opponent into the sack.

When he walked out of the room, Shen Jian found that the ghost daughter was looking at him with shining eyes.

【Ghost Daughter Su Ling】

[Current state; adoration, worship, excitement. 】

[Favourability: +20 (50 Familiarity)]

"Well, how about this social practice homework? If it's not enough, Dad will find some friendly exchanges."

Shen Jian said casually.

The ghost girl pouted and said, "Dad, you are moving too fast, and you are beating up and down, and this is not educational, the story is not strong, and there are no ups and downs. It is impossible to get No. 1 in social practice." of."

"It must be educational, but also storytelling, with ups and downs?"

Shen Jian frowned.

This was a bit difficult for him.

He is good at teaching, but I don't know if it is meaningful.

And the ups and downs seem to have nothing to do with him.

"Then let's enter this house this time."

Shen Jian pointed to the building next door.

Little Lolita, who was only able to keep up by trotting all the way, pouted and said: "Dad, you forgot, this family is gone. I heard from my mother that it was said that she was entangled by the woman upstairs who was looking for a child. Since then, there has been no family." My mother warned me not to go upstairs to play."

"A woman looking for a child?"

The little loli milked and said: "Yes, that aunt is very scary, even mom and grandma don't dare to provoke her. I heard that she is looking for her child everywhere. Whenever she meets anyone, she asks where her child is. Others say she has not seen her." If not, I will keep pestering you for questioning.”

"It won't stop until the other party tells her that she has seen her child, but the more details she asks, the more that woman will believe that the other party is the murderer of her child, and she will suddenly tilt her hatred on other people. The residents here That’s how it’s missing.”

"But oh..."

Speaking of this, the ghost daughter was a little tricky, and then said after a pause: "The more the details were learned, the owners came to a conclusion—her child was actually killed by herself."

Shen Jian listened thoughtfully.

There has been a slight fluctuation in the eyes.

Even Tsing Yi's wife and mother-in-law dare not provoke her, that woman is 100% a red-clothed ghost.

"Come on, let's go upstairs."

Shen Jian said.

Go upstairs with your daughter.

next moment.

At the corner of the stairs.

A head popped out.

"Brother, have you seen my child?"

Shen Jian glanced over.

The other party was a young mother with disheveled hair, haggard face, darkened eye sockets deeply sunken, she seemed to have not had a good sleep for several days, she looked very pitiful.

Little Loli grabbed Shen Jian's trouser leg and buried her head in it.

It seems that I am afraid to go to see this terrible aunt.

Shen Jian patted Little Lolita's head, and said casually, "I haven't seen it before."

"Are you sure?"

The young mother seemed to be getting a little agitated.

"My child is really lost. If you think about it carefully, have you really never seen it?"

Bao Ma blocked Shen Jian's way, her palm was still on Shen Jian's wrist, as if she wanted to leave without answering.

Shen Jian raised his eyebrows.

But after thinking about it, he still put away the mourning stick.

Then he comforted him with a kind face: "Don't worry too much, maybe your child is not lost, but died accidentally, so he never came home."

Mommy Ghost:? ? ?

Do you hear what you are talking about?

What does it mean to die accidentally?
Why are you comforting people like this?
Bao Ma's face froze.

Bad looks.

"How do you talk, young man? What does it mean that my child may be dead? How did you come to this conclusion? I understand, it was you, you killed my child."

A ferocious roar roared out.

Bao Magui's eyes also became ghastly.

Shen Jian: ...

You are also pretty awesome.

It can also forcefully maintain the law of killing.

For a normal Li Gui, he was already in a tangle at this time.

Shen Jian took a deep breath, and said seriously: "This mother, children can eat carelessly, but they can't talk carelessly. "

Mother Bao was stunned.

Her thinking couldn't keep up with the man's escape.

There is nothing wrong with this sentence at first glance, but after listening carefully, you will find a sense of disobedience.

What does it mean that a child can eat indiscriminately...

Your Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher.

Before she could speak, Shen Jian continued to teach the theory: "There are many cases where children die in accidents, such as being flooded to death by cement, being hit to death by a rushing truck, being torn and chewed alive by protein monsters, and possibly in Breaded and blown to death by roadside gourmets."

Mommy Ghost:?

Do you want to hear what you are doing?
"Breaded into bread crumbs, fried to death?"

she asked subconsciously.

Because of this method of death, it was the first time she heard of it.

This could well be a clue.

"Yeah, don't you know? This is a delicacy."

Like an old gourmet in the food industry, Shen Jian introduced this craft in detail:

"Wrap the marinated children evenly with flour and egg liquid, and finally stick the bread crumbs on it. Heat the oil in a pan on a low heat. When the oil is [-]% to [-]% hot, add the marinated children. When the two sides of the children are golden, take out and control the oil. Fry it again, then take it out and eat it.”

"The children next door are all crying and scrambling to eat."

Mama Ghost: ...

Ghost daughter: ...

"Ah ah ah ah."

After hearing this way of death, Bao Magui's expression froze.

Then a sharp roar sounded.

It seems that this cooking method cannot be accepted for a while.

Children are so cute, how can they be fried.

Exactly at this time.

"Gollum."

The ghost daughter who was hiding behind Shen Jianjian made a grunting sound in her stomach, and could faintly see the movement of swallowing.

"The kids next door are all crying."

Mother Bao remembered this sentence again.

Even more collapsed.

(End of this chapter)