Weird coming?Fortunately, I am the King of Hades

Chapter 241 Fairy tales are all lies

Room 4404.

The creepy and creepy atmosphere was destroyed by Shen Jian's kick.

Outside the door, a man with a brisk tone and a hint of excitement on his face walked in.

"Hey, how can you tell the story without me, I'll tell the story Thief Six."

little boy:? ? ?

He was slightly startled.

A bit of doubt appeared on his face.

This human being didn't hide in the room in the middle of the night, but was so bold that he kicked open the door here. Is he begging for death?
"What? Your storytelling is also exclusive, and no one else is allowed to tell it?"

Shen Jian said casually.

The little boy stared at a pair of resentful pupils, stared at Shen Jian with his eyes turned white, and said in an extremely grim tone: "Okay, big brother, you can tell, but it must be a story that I have never heard, otherwise it will be too boring , as soon as I get bored, I can't help but eat my big brother."

"If you don't speak well, you will be eaten, which is reasonable."

Shen Jian nodded.

Agreed with the little boy's theory.

little boy:……

No.

You are a human being, why did you agree so readily?
At this time.

Shen Jian has already started his own story.

"Come on, big brother will tell you a beautiful fairy tale."

Hear this beginning.

The little boy grinned.

He has heard fairy tales since he was a child, and he has long been tired of hearing them.

He has already decided.

As long as this human being talks halfway, he will kill this lifeless human being in the name of boring.

Let him know that not everyone can break into the room.

Uncle Chen on the side was also secretly anxious.

This man, if he guessed correctly, should be the player who came to support him.

But it's also reckless.

Even Li Gui rushed in without knowing the rules of killing, which undoubtedly put himself in the most dangerous situation.

And the fairy tale is exactly the little bedtime story the little boy told him two days ago.

"Young man, you can't talk about...uh."

Uncle Chen was about to make a sound to remind, when there was a suffocation feeling from his neck again.

The little boy turned around and said with a sinister smile: "Grandpa, to listen to a story, you must have the consciousness of listening to the story. Not interrupting is the most basic virtue."

Uncle Chen looked desperate.

This ghost blocked all his possibilities.

That boy is in danger.

Shen Jian continued: "A long time ago..."

"There is a little girl who sells nuclear bombs..."

Uncle Chen:? ? ?

little boy:? ? ?

This is a fairy tale?

You are fucking kidding me.

The little boy looked shocked.

He was familiar with various fairy tales to the point of reciting them fluently, but he had never heard of such an outrageous story.

This is something you made up on the spot.

"This doesn't count, this doesn't count, this isn't a story at all."

The little boy cried out.

Shen Jian thought for a while, then continued: "Then let me tell you one more thing."

The little boy stopped barking.

He stared at Shen Jian sullenly again.

He has changed his mind.

This time, without waiting for the human being to speak halfway, as long as he heard the familiar opening, he would kill.

"Once upon a time, there was a purple sweet potato essence who sold gems. After selling it for a long time, he didn't sell a single gem. One day, he picked up a glove..."

"This is not Andersen either..."

Snapped.

Shen Jian slapped him with a big push.

With dangerous eyes, he said, "Didn't your mother teach you not to interrupt when others are telling stories?"

The little boy covered his mouth.

He looked at the man in front of him in astonishment.

How dare he?

Do you feel like you can't lift a knife?
"Human, you are looking for death, do you feel that you are having difficulty breathing now?"

Being slapped hard, the little boy was completely enraged.

The gloomy words kept echoing in the room.

There were bursts of ghost sounds.

The supernatural power covered the audience.

Uncle Chen's face immediately turned red.

This supernatural power is even more terrifying than just now.

Apparently, this ghost has been irritated to the point of losing its mind, and it exploded with all its strength.

Unstoppable.

Totally unstoppable.

If a ghost close to the red-clothed level wanted to kill a human being, it would be a breeze, let alone when it was in a rage.

The spiritual jigsaw puzzle in his body just resisted for him for less than ten seconds, and then completely fell silent.

It’s over.

This thought flashed through Uncle Chen's mind.

next second.

Shen Jian stepped forward and slapped two big pussies again.

After thinking about it, I added three more, making up an even number of six.

"When you listen to the story, you listen to the story. Why are you so anxious? You child, you must be an orphan, but it doesn't matter. I have a big family here who loves each other. The family members come from all corners of the country. We gather together and form together A warm and beautiful home, join us, you can also enjoy this kind of warmth.”

Shen Jian sent out an invitation.

With a smile on his face.

But the little boy only saw a demon threatening him.

The smile in his eyes seemed to say: Joining means loving each other and loving one family. If you don’t join, you can’t even be an orphan.

Facing this kind of power, the little boy showed the decisiveness that an adult should have.

"I'll join."

Hear this.

Shen Jian withdrew the scalpel regretfully.

little boy:! ! !

fuck.

If I just refused, are you going to use this scalpel to dismember me?
You, a family who love each other, have a wrong style of painting.

Is it too late for me to quit now?

Seeing the regret in Shen Jian's eyes, the little boy subconsciously took a few steps back.

He felt that this big loving family might not be what he had imagined.

But under Shen Jian's lustful power, he could only succumb.

Looking at this scene.

Uncle Chen's eyes stared straight.

A fierce ghost close to the red-clothed level, just solved it like this?

Incredible.

It's like dreaming.

No, he didn't even dare to think like that in his dreams.

He looked at Shen Jian in disbelief, his mind was already turbulent, where did that female player invite such a golden thigh.

He guessed wrong.

This is not a three-star player, this is a four-star player.

……

Come out of room 4404.

Next to Shen Jianjian was a submissive ghost and an old man with a tense expression.

Shen Jian fell into deep thought.

Although Huangquan Hotel is a three-star dungeon, there are not many external ghosts inside. Except for the room of four players, there is only one substitute.

The five ghosts have all been taken away by him.

The rest is the chef of the Huangquan Hotel.

If you catch that one, this dungeon should be temporarily closed.

It's the main mission...

I thought about it.

Shen Jian looked at the little boy, and asked forcefully, "You know the chef here, what are the so-called four-color siu mai ingredients?"

Hear this.

The little boy stopped, subconsciously showing a scary smirk on his face, "Oh, don't hit, don't hit, this is my subconscious reaction, I don't smile like that anymore."

After being warned by Shen Jian, the little boy sobbed silently: "I have heard your conversation, haven't you already guessed that the four-color siu mai represents the four humans who entered the dungeon... the four flavors of meat It is minced in a special way, and then mixed according to a certain ratio to form the characteristic siu mai of Huangquan Hotel."

Hear this.

The dull girl and Uncle Chen all trembled.

Although they had guessed for a long time, they still couldn't help but feel chills when they heard the truth.

No wonder the four players invited by Huangquan Hotel are the same men, women and children every time.

This is not playing a customs clearance dungeon, this is clearly selected as an ingredient.

If it wasn't for Shen Jian, they might have already become Li Gui's meal.

There was deep gratitude in the eyes of the two of them.

"Then where is this chef now?"

Shen Jian was not surprised and continued to ask.

"At this point in time, that master Xie should have already started preparing the ingredients. You guys want to go there? That master Xie is very scary. Many of his kind are afraid of him and dare not speak out."

The little boy swallowed.

"why?"

"Because that master Xie is not only interested in human beings, but also the ghosts. He once said that ghosts are also a dish, but he has not found a suitable cooking method. For this reason, many people in the back kitchen , I lose a part of my body every day.”

"Moreover, he sometimes researches new products and lets other people taste the dishes cooked by his own body."

Following the little boy's words, the image of a sick chef has jumped onto the paper.

Both players were a little thankful that they were not reckless, otherwise they would have lost some parts when they saw this ghost in the kitchen.

If there are fewer ghosts, there will be fewer, after all, it will not affect normal activities.

But they are different.

Not to mention missing some organs, even if a piece of flesh is cut off, it is possible to bleed too much and die.

If you want to deal with such a ghost, you must think long-term.

But obviously.

Shen Jian's thinking was different from theirs.

"Take me there."

Shen Jian said.

He was still waiting for the surprise from the proprietress, how could it be delayed until the next day.

All he wanted was a speed pass.

Seeing this, the two players looked at each other and followed.

……

Private kitchen.

A tall and burly man is cooking food.

There is also an iron rod nearly two meters long standing beside him.

The top of the iron rod was thick with blood and flesh, as if it had just been used to beat beef, and it was stained with blood.

next moment.

The chef ghost smelled the smell of a living person, and turned around as if feeling something, just in time to see Shen Jian and the others walking in.

His face was slightly blank.

Then there was a hint of excitement.

"There are guests visiting so early, I don't know what they want to eat? I have the most classic golden ratio siu mai here, and the freshest meat is used. The guests who have eaten it all say it is good."

"Or, a pair of meatballs? I just pounded them, and the meat is all rotten. It tastes first-class when used to make meatballs."

Chef Ghost introduced his specialty dishes.

It's just that the smile on his face has changed, and the more he talks, the more excited he is. At the same time, his eyes have been sweeping over the three humans of Shen Jian, first staying at the heart, then the thighs, and finally the head.

Uncle Chen's complexion changed for a dull girl.

The chill ran straight from the bottom of the feet to Tianling Gai.

This fierce ghost has reached the terrifying red-clothed level.

Although the upper limit of the three-star dungeon is the red-clothed ghost, under normal circumstances, as long as the player does not trigger side missions casually and completes the corresponding tasks in a regular manner, it is difficult for the four-player dungeon to encounter the red-coated ghost head-on.

Even if it happens by accident, as long as it is within the scope of the mission, there is no need to worry about Li Gui's sudden attack.

But things are different now.

They took the initiative to step into the territory of the red-clothed ghosts.

Ghosts can launch supernatural attacks at any time.

Especially this tall and burly chef ghost was filled with a smell of extreme fear. Just watching them made them tremble from the heart.

The two subconsciously looked at Shen Jian.

Shen Jian frowned at this time: "I just woke up, I can't eat something so fishy, ​​I can cook something light, I can make Jiuzhuan large intestine, I want to eat that."

Chef Ghost: ...

Nima, you asked me to make Jiuzhuan large intestine if you can't eat fishy. Is this the light taste you said?
Your appetite is quite heavy.

"Hehehe, I know how to do it. I just slaughtered a fresh one a few days ago, and I have plenty of intestines."

Done.

The chef ghost walked back to the private kitchenette.

After a while, he came out with a plate.

On the plate is braised large intestine with delicious color and flavor.

The dull girl's face turned pale.

Because it's literally teriyaki.

The large intestine was covered with bright red soup, which was simply blood poured on it.

The chef ghost smiled meaningfully, and put the plate in front of Shen Jian, "Guest, you didn't specify what kind of juice you want, so I made my own suggestion and poured the most common one for other customers, and eat it while it's hot."

Done.

He stared closely at Shen Jian's face, as if he wanted to find a trace of fear from it.

Shen Jian leaned over to take a look, and indeed he frowned, and waved his hands in disgust, as if he was frightened by this dish.

"Hehe..." Chef Ghost just wanted to say something.

Shen Jian scolded: "It's a waste, it's too wasteful. Nine turns of the large intestine, what you eat is the original taste of the large intestine. If you remove these flavors, is it still a large intestine? Do you know cooking?"

"I don't even know about this kind of thing. It can't be that I learned culinary skills in some fancy school."

Chef Ghost: ? ? ?

No.

Eat the original taste of large intestine?
Then why don't you just eat it raw, the original taste is stronger.

After being scolded face-to-face and insulted to his cooking skills, the smile on Chef Ghost's face couldn't hold back, and his whole face became gloomy.

This human seemed to be embarrassing Fat Tiger.

"Forget it, I won't eat it. With your culinary skills, my dog ​​would shake his head and cook four dishes and one soup."

Shen Jian was very polite.

Chef Ghost: ...

His teeth were about to shatter.

Shut up if you can't speak.

"Hehe, it's because I don't know the taste of this guest. I'll make another one. This time, I'll satisfy you."

The chef ghost endured it.

He saw that the human was here to find fault.

Although killing is the easiest way, this human insulted his cooking skills.

A man can be bad at that, but he can't be bad at cooking.

He returned to the private kitchen.

Start cooking again.

Invisibly.

A retching sound could also be heard from the kitchen.

It seems to be disgusted by something.

Soon.

The chef ghost came out again.

A plate of exactly the same Jiuzhuan large intestine was served.

The dull girl covered her nose and subconsciously moved away.

This taste is too choking.

This is not to retain the original flavor, it is not washed at all.

The boss will not be self-defeating.

There was deep concern in her eyes.

Shen Jian looked at this plate of defense, and said with an attitude of guidance: "Have you tasted this plate?"

Chef Ghost: ...

If I dare to taste it, I will be a ghost.

Not only did I follow your advice, I kept the original taste of the intestines, I even kept the water for washing the intestines and poured them on top together.

No matter which piece you eat, you can accurately taste the original flavor.

Hehe, I did it on purpose.

You don't eat.

I will kill you immediately.

If you eat it, then I will watch you finish eating and then kill you.

The chef ghost thought viciously in his heart.

He couldn't wait to see the expression on the human swallowing the lump.

"You didn't taste it?"

Shen Jian pressed again.

"Why don't you taste it? As a chef, you have to taste the taste of the dish after it is finished, so that you can know whether your cooking meets the taste of the customer. If you don't even taste it, how do you know that this is the original taste I want?"

"I don't have any basic knowledge of cooking."

Shen Jian cursed.

He grabbed the chef ghost, picked up a lump of large intestine, and stuffed it into the chef ghost's mouth.

Chef Ghost:! ! !

Don't, don't!
Ahhhhh!
I'm stupid, you step on the horse... vomit...

(End of this chapter)