Weird coming?Fortunately, I am the King of Hades

Chapter 246 This is called professional

The funeral home is located near the bloody paper shop, just a few steps away.

It's more like a funeral home than a large apartment.

Except for the cremation room on the first floor, the rest of the floors are hotel apartment layouts.

Shen Jian stood at the door.

In my mind, I recalled what the scarlet paper figurine said just now.

Funeral parlors are the places where ghosts are cremated and where the dead return. As long as ghosts have undergone body replacement, their decayed bodies will be sent to the cremation furnace and burned to death.

The spirit is immortal, and the ghost is immortal, but if the spirit is transferred, the body will naturally return to the soul, and the earth will return to the earth.

Shen Jian stepped into the funeral home.

At the front desk, I met the funeral director who just woke up.

"Humans? Let's inspect this place. You are really unlucky to be drawn here."

The administrator is an old man with cloudy eyes, and the supernatural power exuding from his body has reached the level of the top red clothes.

Shen Jian's eyes moved.

The palm of my hand was already a little uncontrollable.

But he endured it.

This ghost can't be caught yet.

The funeral parlor apartment is very large, even if a few dormant ghosts disappear, nothing will be found in a short time.

But if the administrator disappears.

In less than a day, it will attract the attention of the bloody paper shop.

"Oh, is there anything to say?"

Shen Jian asked.

"Hey hey, you're asking the right person."

The old man smiled grimly, and looked at Shen Jian full of jokes:
"You know that this apartment is filled with ghosts who are queuing up to change their bodies, right? These ghosts are beings whose bodies are about to decay, or are decaying. They are not in a good mood. If they can rely on dormancy to pass the waiting time, then naturally No one will have an opinion."

"But for the sake of the reputation of the blood-colored paper shop, the boss does not allow any ghosts to die directly before changing their bodies. For this reason, they need to be woken up once a day, but no matter when you call it, it is the same as just to them. Do you know what happens when you fall asleep and wake up?"

Shen Jian said seriously: "They will thank me for waking them up."

administrator:……

God thank you so much.

You have such a big face.

He opened his mouth, and it was the first time he saw a human being not only not afraid of hearing this, but also dared to joke with him.

He admitted that this human being is a bit bold.

But what's the use?

Only toughness can reflect the strength of a man.

Humans don't have this.

The old man forcibly brought back the terrifying atmosphere: "They will be angry, and no one knows what a ghost will do when it is angry."

Seeing that Shen Jian didn't speak, the strange smile on the old man's face became more intense, and he continued to add details: "I have been here for decades in funeral homes, and I have seen batch after batch of human beings like you come here, but you know Is it their end?"

"Recently, I remember that there was an unlucky guy whose head was picked off as a potted plant just because he knocked loudly on the door; there was another one who was so careful and humble that he woke up a player who bowed and apologized, lucky guy After I got down, it was only on the fifth day, because I woke up a bear child, the child cried and was beaten to death by the other party's father in the room."

"That's not all. There are also various players who were killed by supernatural powers and whose bodies stained the apartment with blood. They are all dead, without exception."

The old man's words are palpitating.

In the description of the other party, this is basically a situation of ten deaths and no life.

The survival rate is not even 1%.

Even if some survived, they were lacking arms and legs, and they were extremely humble.

It can be said that this should not be the player's task.

It was a death mission that was forcibly arranged by the Scarlet Paper Tie Shop. Whoever was selected would be unlucky.

"I understand now. Once you enter here, your end is already doomed. Is there anything you want to say? I'm afraid you won't be able to come down later."

While talking, the old man looked at Shen Jian's expression.

He will tell this to every human being who arrives here.

I want to appreciate the fear, helplessness and fear of human beings who know that they will die, but have to choose to face death.

"Have."

Shen Jian pondered and said: "I don't think it's safe to call once a day. What if the other party dies during the time period after waking up? I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case. I think it's better to increase it to two times." , Once at 3 o'clock in the morning and once at 8 o'clock in the evening, let them form a regular sleep."

administrator:? ? ?

Looking at the humans in front of him, he suspected that he had heard wrong.

Once at [-]:[-] in the morning and once at [-]:[-] in the evening.

fuck.

Cubs are not as good at living as you are.

You have to form a regular sleep pattern, you think this is a nursing home, you have to get up every morning to keep fit.

and.

Call once at three o'clock in the morning and once at eight o'clock in the evening, what kind of hell is this.

Ghosts don't wake up like this, okay?

"you sure?"

The old man looked at Shen Jian with very different eyes.

As if wondering if he was talking big, or if he really wanted to.

"Of course, I will provide the most professional bed-calling service, and I will ensure that these ghosts get up and exercise in a proper manner. Their decayed bodies should not be a reason for them to behave badly."

Shen Jian laughed.

There is already attention in the heart.

He has been here for a long time, and it is too troublesome to wake him up again and again.

It is obviously a good idea to train these ghosts to be model soldiers who go to bed early and get up early, and can get up and exercise.

The old administrator: ...

The old man was ignored.

Shen Jian took a universal room card and went to the dormitory.

……

third floor.

Shen Jian found a room where ghosts were sleeping.

Knocked twice very politely.

"Don't knock, don't knock, don't worry, I'm not dead."

A middle-aged woman's sharp, impatient voice came from inside.

The voice sounded, and then, the dead silence returned.

Obviously.

The ghost fell into dormancy again.

According to the previous rules, after it was clear that the ghost in the room had not crashed, the administrator's goal had been achieved.

What happens to the other party afterwards, the administrator does not need to care.

After all, the other party spent money to replace his body, he was a distinguished customer of the Scarlet Paper Shop, not a real prisoner.

But obviously.

Shen Jian was still not satisfied.

I knocked hard on the door again, and made a deafening sound: "Sleep every day, sleep every day, what time is it still sleeping, the sun is drying your butt, don't you need to eat breakfast, don't you want to send your children, don't get up in the morning and take a breath Fresh air?"

"Get up, get up."

Middle-aged women:! ! !
The female ghost in the room woke up with a startled look on her face.

What the hell?

Are the administrators here crazy?

Why are you calling her so loud outside.

Haven't you already called out once?
Is it possible that he has dementia?

wrong.

It doesn't sound like an administrator's voice.

This voice is too young and full of vitality, with a kind of vigorous vitality that her body does not have, just like the yang energy of human beings.

Ok?
Humanity?

She was taken aback for a moment, but Shen Jian's yelling continued.

She had accumulated a lot of anger in her heart and hadn't vented it, she couldn't bear it.

"Ah, daughter, go and shut up this human being."

The middle-aged woman roared sharply.

Her body is already decayed, and her behavior is like withering. It is very worthless to use the remaining power for a human being.

Fortunately, his daughter is also there.

Hearing her mother's words, a three or four-year-old little girl rubbed her eyes and opened the door.

Little Lolita was sleepy and was obviously a little dazed when she was woken up by her mother. However, she soon showed a face without eyes, opened her teeth and claws at Shen Jian, and walked over slowly.

Shen Jian's expression changed.

I didn't expect that besides those rotten ghosts, there are normal ghosts here.

But it's not surprising to think about it.

This place can be regarded as a nursing home, and it is normal for children to come here to be filial.

It's normal to have children come to accompany you.

"Staying in bed at a young age, it's okay when you grow up. Uncle must teach you how to say that the early worms are eaten by the birds."

Shen Jian rushed up to hold down the little Lolita and gave him a good beating. His wide slap fell on the little pelvis, and the skin was ripped apart in a short while.

The second generation of ghosts from rich families is different.

A three or four-year-old little loli already possesses Yin Qi not weaker than the red-clothed level. If this is placed in a three-star dungeon, it must be a high-level elite monster.

"what!!!"

The little loli let out a sharp cry.

The middle-aged woman in the room stood up abruptly, layers of gravel kept falling from her body, and her body became a little stiff.

This is the state of decaying bodies.

The spirit is immortal, and the ghost is immortal. Even if it is only a decayed body, the ghost will still not die, but its movements will be restricted, and it will continue to fall off itself.

Unless they couldn't afford the money, no ghost would be willing to move with such a body.

The middle-aged woman came out slowly.

Seeing a handsome human being beating his daughter.

Her face darkened: "Human, are you looking for death?"

Shen Jian ignored this threat, and said with a bright smile: "Guest, the wake-up call you ordered has been fulfilled, please give me a five-star praise."
Shen Jian put down little loli.

Little Loli covered her back with her hands and carefully hid behind her mother.

He looked at Shen Jian in horror.

Middle-aged woman:? ? ?
Hearing Shen Jian's words, she was completely dumbfounded.

This human first knocked on the door loudly, and then beat her daughter, just to wake her up?
What are you special.

You have all the bamboo shoots on the mountain.

And when did she book this damn wake-up call?

Shen Jian seemed to know what the other party was thinking.

He still kept a smile that made it impossible for any guest to pick a problem: "It was just added, but the administrator downstairs has already agreed, this will be the latest rule of the funeral home."

"If the guests don't want to be woken up, they can wake up before I come to knock on the door, so that they won't be disturbed."

Shen Jian finished speaking.

Turn around and go to the next room.

Before leaving, Shen Jian shook his head and murmured in a low voice unconsciously: "Mother now, it's really outrageous, you can't suffer yourself even if your child suffers, right? My dog ​​gets up earlier than this."

Middle-aged women: ...

you scold again?
She looked at Shen Jian's back, and the horror belonging to Li Gui seemed to be emerging.

But the grave soil on his body fell off faster.

It would be too worthless to use the rest of the spirit here if it crashes.

Little Lolita who was hiding behind her mother's eyes lit up with anticipation. Is her mother going to avenge herself?

This human being must be severely punished, or I will be sorry for the few bruises behind her.

Then she saw that her mother picked herself up and hit the red and swollen place a few more times.

"Who told you to just open the door and go out."

Little loli:? ? ?

Her small face was full of great doubts.

So, this beating was for nothing?
(End of this chapter)