Weird coming?Fortunately, I am the King of Hades
Chapter 94 Toilet God of War
Chapter 94 Toilet God of War
"Let go of me, let me go, you scumbag."
The little female ghost struggled desperately with her hands and feet.
His face was full of anger.
Because of Shen Jian, she was almost dismissed from the Past Life Villa.
If the proprietress hadn't been kind and willing to give her another chance, she would have packed up her bed and left long ago as a white-clothed ghost.
Seeing the source of her misfortune at this time, her first reaction was to run, and if she couldn't run away, she vented her emotions.
"Okay, be quiet."
Shen Jian held down the little female ghost, and slapped it on the pelvis like a lesson to a disobedient child.
clap clap clap!
The crisp sound is endless.
The little ghost was immediately stunned.
I cried directly.
Sure enough, this human being is a pervert.
She knew that this human being was not a good thing as early as the other party entered the Wangsheng Villa Hotel and took away all their special guests.
But being taught personally, she never thought about it.
"Cry again, I'll keep beating."
Shen Jian said viciously.
The little female ghost stopped crying.
He looked at Shen Jian pitifully.
"That's the lesson."
Shen Jian put the other party down and said casually.
"Now tell me about the situation, Aunt Lu, Director Lu told me that you know the twists and turns of the purchasing department."
The little female ghost rubbed her back.
Duzui said: "I don't know how you got in touch with Director Lu, but you found the right person this time. If you go to the bloody supermarket to buy ingredients alone, whether you can bring the ingredients back is a problem. "
"Is it dangerous?" Shen Jian's eyes lit up.
"Of course, you are the No. 90 unlucky guy who went shopping. Of the previous 89, only 2 came back alive, and they came back with missing arms and legs. That's not a place for humans to go at all."
Shen Jian nodded.
Not even a 3% survival rate.
It is indeed dangerous.
……
talking room.
One person and one ghost have come to a large supermarket.
Very modern atmosphere.
Basically, it is not much different from the supermarket in the real world.
The little ghost exhorted: "Wangsheng Villa has a cooperation with this supermarket. If you buy goods, you need to check the receipts yourself. Not in this line of human beings, you may not even be able to recognize all the ingredients, let alone the unit price. Even if you can live When I go back, I will often be torn to pieces in the kitchen because of the short weight."
"Just stay here and I'll check the receipt."
Saying that, the little female ghost went to the supermarket warehouse.
Shen Jian also wandered around in the supermarket.
The bloody supermarket has a very large area, and the products inside are even more dazzling.
There are not only all kinds of food from the human world, but also a lot of strange ghost food.
With just a glance, relevant prompts appeared on the game panel.
【Turkey-flavored rice cracker (edible): Specially made by the chef of the Xiangsheng Villa. Advantages: You can taste it fresh.Price: 100 horror coins. 】
[Sanhua Evaporated Milk (expired): Food in the human world, technology and ruthless endorsement products, must-have for Hex Technology, because it has expired, one spoonful makes people crazy, two spoonfuls make people go to heaven, three spoonfuls with ashes Five and a half catties with box.Price: 300 horror coins. 】
[Roasted chickens that have been practiced for two and a half years (edible): The food in the human world, only select chickens that have been practiced for two and a half years. Due to regular exercise, the meat is chewy.Price: 500 Horror Coins]
Shen Jian was thoughtful.
What the little female ghost said was not entirely correct.
At least in terms of recognizing ingredients, players are competent.
Just as Shen Jian was thinking, a charming female voice rang in his ears: "Little human brother, want to try this hot pot flavored chicken...Turkey flavored crispy rice? It's delicious."
This tone was a little provocative.
As soon as Shen Jian turned around, a kitsch figure came into view.
He was wearing a supermarket employee uniform, with a white silk under his feet.
Winking like silk.
Heavy makeup.
At first glance, it is very eye-catching.
Of course, the long knife on the female ghost's chest had to be ignored.
The long knife was stained with blood, and it was inserted straight into the heart.
So, only at first glance.
And the opponent's terror level is the white-clothed level.
Shen Jian immediately lost interest.
But holding the principle that no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, Shen Jian still said: "Then can you try this hot pot... er... turkey-flavored rice crust?"
Nima.
Who is it that came up with the name.
Studies have shown that the order of Chinese characters does not necessarily affect reading.
"Of course you can~ But, my guest, do you want to eat turkey-flavored crispy rice, or do you want to eat milky white Xuezi?"
The coquettish female employee smiled charmingly.
"Of course you took the first shot, and I took the second shot."
Shen Jian grabbed the coquettish female ghost's hand and dragged it out.
"By the way, where is the toilet?"
Shen Jian turned around and asked.
The toilet is also a high-frequency location.
Self-irritating, concealed, plus a little exposure.
Coquettish female ghost:?
bathroom?
Do you want to be a toilet god of war?
There is no option to unlock the toilet in her XP yet.
The coquettish ghost was a little flustered.
But the thought of her being a ghost.
Self-confidence arises spontaneously.
"Wait, little human brother, you have to answer my question first."
"If you answer wrong, I will be very angry."
While talking, the coquettish female ghost drew out the long knife pierced into the heart, and licked the blood on the knife edge, looking crazy.
"If I were your girlfriend and someone raped me, would you still want me?"
The coquettish female ghost's eyes became hotter, her hand clenched the long knife even harder, and a sick smile flashed on her face.
Shen Jian was taken aback.
It's another question-and-answer ghost like the rip girl.
Shen Jian stopped, and said without thinking: "Then if I kill that person and get sentenced to ten years in prison, and we haven't received the license yet, will you still wait for me?"
Coquettish female ghost:? ? ?
Why don't you play Tai Chi here?
I want you to answer, not kick the question back to me.
The coquettish female ghost gritted her teeth: "Then if you come out ten years later and I have a child who violated me, will you still want me?"
Shen Jian was expressionless.
"Then if I kill this child and get another ten years in prison, will you still wait for me?"
Coquettish female ghost: ...
No, you are playing with me.
Her eyes widened and her mouth opened slightly.
It was the first time I saw a human being who could answer the second question.
It made her head go crazy.
I don't know how to answer.
Subconsciously asked: "Then what if I don't wait for you?"
Shen Jian smiled, took the long knife in the hand of the alluring female ghost, and stabbed her heart again under the staring eyes of the other party.
The white knife goes in, the red knife goes out.
"Then I'll kill you too."
Coquettish female ghost:! ! !
Looking down at her new wound, the alluring female ghost couldn't hold back anymore.
What a tiger you are.
I obviously just want an answer that can kill you, how the hell do you know how to use knives and knives.
In his previous life, he was the reincarnation of the kitchen knife.
The point is that she still can't refute.
But soon, the coquettish female ghost reacted.
This human stabbed her.
"You don't love..."
"You are so troublesome."
Shen Jian was a little disgusted.
The voice did not fall.
Hit it with a hammer.
While taking out the soul-binding bag, he stuffed the female ghost into it.
The whole process went smoothly.
You can see that it has been rehearsed several times.
After doing all this, Shen Jian couldn't help but feel a little sorry for the alluring female ghost.
Because he suddenly thought that human energy is limited.
He has to focus his limited energy on other people.
This kind of wild flower is okay to eat occasionally.
But if the main course is delayed, it will not be worth the candle.
……
boom.
at this time.
There was movement from the warehouse in the backyard of the supermarket.
I could faintly hear the little female ghost's angry sharp voice: "What do you mean? Everyone is short of weight, and I dare to do this when you are here. Who gave you the courage?"
Shen Jian's eyes flashed.
There is a little excitement in the eyes,
Oh, there is a contradiction?
He, Lord Yan, is best at mediating such contradictions.
With excitement, Shen Jian came to the warehouse in the backyard.
The little ghost put her hips on her hips, fighting with the Confucians.
On the opposite side, dozens of ghosts were carrying ingredients and watching the show.
From time to time, he also showed a teasing smile.
A tall and strong butcher ghost was half reclining on the reclining chair, with an evil spirit all over his body and a big belly. The old god responded to the little ghost's words.
The little female ghost was so angry that her whole body was full of yin.
But there is no way to take the other party.
Shen Jian walked in.
The breath of a living person was immediately sensed by the ghosts.
Butcher Ghost showed a little excitement.
He laughed ferociously and said, "Where did the humans come from?"
"I heard that human kidneys are very easy to sell here, so I caught him and stabbed his waist."
(End of this chapter)
"Let go of me, let me go, you scumbag."
The little female ghost struggled desperately with her hands and feet.
His face was full of anger.
Because of Shen Jian, she was almost dismissed from the Past Life Villa.
If the proprietress hadn't been kind and willing to give her another chance, she would have packed up her bed and left long ago as a white-clothed ghost.
Seeing the source of her misfortune at this time, her first reaction was to run, and if she couldn't run away, she vented her emotions.
"Okay, be quiet."
Shen Jian held down the little female ghost, and slapped it on the pelvis like a lesson to a disobedient child.
clap clap clap!
The crisp sound is endless.
The little ghost was immediately stunned.
I cried directly.
Sure enough, this human being is a pervert.
She knew that this human being was not a good thing as early as the other party entered the Wangsheng Villa Hotel and took away all their special guests.
But being taught personally, she never thought about it.
"Cry again, I'll keep beating."
Shen Jian said viciously.
The little female ghost stopped crying.
He looked at Shen Jian pitifully.
"That's the lesson."
Shen Jian put the other party down and said casually.
"Now tell me about the situation, Aunt Lu, Director Lu told me that you know the twists and turns of the purchasing department."
The little female ghost rubbed her back.
Duzui said: "I don't know how you got in touch with Director Lu, but you found the right person this time. If you go to the bloody supermarket to buy ingredients alone, whether you can bring the ingredients back is a problem. "
"Is it dangerous?" Shen Jian's eyes lit up.
"Of course, you are the No. 90 unlucky guy who went shopping. Of the previous 89, only 2 came back alive, and they came back with missing arms and legs. That's not a place for humans to go at all."
Shen Jian nodded.
Not even a 3% survival rate.
It is indeed dangerous.
……
talking room.
One person and one ghost have come to a large supermarket.
Very modern atmosphere.
Basically, it is not much different from the supermarket in the real world.
The little ghost exhorted: "Wangsheng Villa has a cooperation with this supermarket. If you buy goods, you need to check the receipts yourself. Not in this line of human beings, you may not even be able to recognize all the ingredients, let alone the unit price. Even if you can live When I go back, I will often be torn to pieces in the kitchen because of the short weight."
"Just stay here and I'll check the receipt."
Saying that, the little female ghost went to the supermarket warehouse.
Shen Jian also wandered around in the supermarket.
The bloody supermarket has a very large area, and the products inside are even more dazzling.
There are not only all kinds of food from the human world, but also a lot of strange ghost food.
With just a glance, relevant prompts appeared on the game panel.
【Turkey-flavored rice cracker (edible): Specially made by the chef of the Xiangsheng Villa. Advantages: You can taste it fresh.Price: 100 horror coins. 】
[Sanhua Evaporated Milk (expired): Food in the human world, technology and ruthless endorsement products, must-have for Hex Technology, because it has expired, one spoonful makes people crazy, two spoonfuls make people go to heaven, three spoonfuls with ashes Five and a half catties with box.Price: 300 horror coins. 】
[Roasted chickens that have been practiced for two and a half years (edible): The food in the human world, only select chickens that have been practiced for two and a half years. Due to regular exercise, the meat is chewy.Price: 500 Horror Coins]
Shen Jian was thoughtful.
What the little female ghost said was not entirely correct.
At least in terms of recognizing ingredients, players are competent.
Just as Shen Jian was thinking, a charming female voice rang in his ears: "Little human brother, want to try this hot pot flavored chicken...Turkey flavored crispy rice? It's delicious."
This tone was a little provocative.
As soon as Shen Jian turned around, a kitsch figure came into view.
He was wearing a supermarket employee uniform, with a white silk under his feet.
Winking like silk.
Heavy makeup.
At first glance, it is very eye-catching.
Of course, the long knife on the female ghost's chest had to be ignored.
The long knife was stained with blood, and it was inserted straight into the heart.
So, only at first glance.
And the opponent's terror level is the white-clothed level.
Shen Jian immediately lost interest.
But holding the principle that no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, Shen Jian still said: "Then can you try this hot pot... er... turkey-flavored rice crust?"
Nima.
Who is it that came up with the name.
Studies have shown that the order of Chinese characters does not necessarily affect reading.
"Of course you can~ But, my guest, do you want to eat turkey-flavored crispy rice, or do you want to eat milky white Xuezi?"
The coquettish female employee smiled charmingly.
"Of course you took the first shot, and I took the second shot."
Shen Jian grabbed the coquettish female ghost's hand and dragged it out.
"By the way, where is the toilet?"
Shen Jian turned around and asked.
The toilet is also a high-frequency location.
Self-irritating, concealed, plus a little exposure.
Coquettish female ghost:?
bathroom?
Do you want to be a toilet god of war?
There is no option to unlock the toilet in her XP yet.
The coquettish ghost was a little flustered.
But the thought of her being a ghost.
Self-confidence arises spontaneously.
"Wait, little human brother, you have to answer my question first."
"If you answer wrong, I will be very angry."
While talking, the coquettish female ghost drew out the long knife pierced into the heart, and licked the blood on the knife edge, looking crazy.
"If I were your girlfriend and someone raped me, would you still want me?"
The coquettish female ghost's eyes became hotter, her hand clenched the long knife even harder, and a sick smile flashed on her face.
Shen Jian was taken aback.
It's another question-and-answer ghost like the rip girl.
Shen Jian stopped, and said without thinking: "Then if I kill that person and get sentenced to ten years in prison, and we haven't received the license yet, will you still wait for me?"
Coquettish female ghost:? ? ?
Why don't you play Tai Chi here?
I want you to answer, not kick the question back to me.
The coquettish female ghost gritted her teeth: "Then if you come out ten years later and I have a child who violated me, will you still want me?"
Shen Jian was expressionless.
"Then if I kill this child and get another ten years in prison, will you still wait for me?"
Coquettish female ghost: ...
No, you are playing with me.
Her eyes widened and her mouth opened slightly.
It was the first time I saw a human being who could answer the second question.
It made her head go crazy.
I don't know how to answer.
Subconsciously asked: "Then what if I don't wait for you?"
Shen Jian smiled, took the long knife in the hand of the alluring female ghost, and stabbed her heart again under the staring eyes of the other party.
The white knife goes in, the red knife goes out.
"Then I'll kill you too."
Coquettish female ghost:! ! !
Looking down at her new wound, the alluring female ghost couldn't hold back anymore.
What a tiger you are.
I obviously just want an answer that can kill you, how the hell do you know how to use knives and knives.
In his previous life, he was the reincarnation of the kitchen knife.
The point is that she still can't refute.
But soon, the coquettish female ghost reacted.
This human stabbed her.
"You don't love..."
"You are so troublesome."
Shen Jian was a little disgusted.
The voice did not fall.
Hit it with a hammer.
While taking out the soul-binding bag, he stuffed the female ghost into it.
The whole process went smoothly.
You can see that it has been rehearsed several times.
After doing all this, Shen Jian couldn't help but feel a little sorry for the alluring female ghost.
Because he suddenly thought that human energy is limited.
He has to focus his limited energy on other people.
This kind of wild flower is okay to eat occasionally.
But if the main course is delayed, it will not be worth the candle.
……
boom.
at this time.
There was movement from the warehouse in the backyard of the supermarket.
I could faintly hear the little female ghost's angry sharp voice: "What do you mean? Everyone is short of weight, and I dare to do this when you are here. Who gave you the courage?"
Shen Jian's eyes flashed.
There is a little excitement in the eyes,
Oh, there is a contradiction?
He, Lord Yan, is best at mediating such contradictions.
With excitement, Shen Jian came to the warehouse in the backyard.
The little ghost put her hips on her hips, fighting with the Confucians.
On the opposite side, dozens of ghosts were carrying ingredients and watching the show.
From time to time, he also showed a teasing smile.
A tall and strong butcher ghost was half reclining on the reclining chair, with an evil spirit all over his body and a big belly. The old god responded to the little ghost's words.
The little female ghost was so angry that her whole body was full of yin.
But there is no way to take the other party.
Shen Jian walked in.
The breath of a living person was immediately sensed by the ghosts.
Butcher Ghost showed a little excitement.
He laughed ferociously and said, "Where did the humans come from?"
"I heard that human kidneys are very easy to sell here, so I caught him and stabbed his waist."
(End of this chapter)
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