Uchiha's God of Muscle

Chapter 25 Danzo's Tea
After exiting the alley.

The group did not go to the root base, but came to a teahouse built under the willow tree by the Konoha River.

"Master Danzo has been waiting for a long time, please come in."

The oil girl Ryoma turned sideways and made a gesture of invitation.

This teahouse is made of wooden tiles, covering an area of ​​less than ten square meters, especially the entrance for entry and exit is very low.

It is a square of only 60 centimeters.

"Is this a dog hole? How do I get in such a small entrance?" Duan brow frowned, after all he was too big.

Seeing this, Itachi was worried about misunderstanding, so he took the initiative to explain:
"Uncle, guests have to bend their knees to enter the tea room, this is not to make things difficult, but to reflect the spirit of equality and humility in the tea ceremony.

Any guest entering in this way means leaving the identity and rank out of the door and entering a non-secular world.

I think Danzo-sama invited us to meet in the tea room in order to show us equality and friendship. "

Although his speech was a bit leaky because of the tooth loss, Itachi still tried his best to explain the etiquette of the tea ceremony clearly.

He was born in a wealthy family, and he had been exposed to the patriarch's father since he was a child, and he was exposed to this knowledge very early.

"Itachi was right."

The oil girl Ryoma expressed appreciation for Itachi's words, and lightly warned Duan, "Mr. Duan, Danzo-sama took the initiative to condescend, if you are still arrogant, don't enter."

"Uncle, let's go in quickly."

Itachi didn't want to embarrass Duan too much, so he walked to the mouth after speaking, took off his shoes and crawled in.

however.

Still go its own way.

He walked to the opening, grabbed the connecting window above the opening, and stretched out his hand to pull it.

Tear.

Under the stunned eyes of the oil girl Ryoma, the entire window was just broken and taken down, and thrown aside casually.

"The hole is bigger now."

After saying something to himself, his burly body walked towards the mouth, and squeezed into the tea room abruptly.

The oily girl Longma frowned and followed in.And the two roots stood guard at the door.

The tea room is very simple.

Although it is small, there are tatami mats, tea tables, tea stoves, and tea sets. There are flower arrangements in the corners of the room, and there is a picture hanging on the alcove, with four Chinese characters "He Jing Qing Ji" written on it.

Danzo, the owner of the teahouse, was wearing a kimono, kneeling at one end of the tea table with his eyes closed, his body straightened, and his hands on his lap.

It looks very formal.

Itachi quietly walked across to Danzo, and knelt down in the same standard posture, with a serious and polite expression.

I really don't like to sit on my knees.

So he sat down next to his nephew, and his huge weight of three hundred catties shook the whole tea room.

It also made Danzo open his eyes.

From the moment he entered the door, Duan did whatever he wanted, did not obey the rules at all, and broke all the etiquette that should not be broken.

Danzo didn't seem to care, but said slowly to Duan:

"Uchiha Duan, the old man finally saw you. You really are an informal person as the rumors say."

"Thank you, Danzo-sama."

Duan casually crossed his legs, and asked straight to the point, "You don't come to us at night just to drink tea, do you?"

"Don't worry, young man."

While talking, Danzo skillfully brewed tea even though only his left arm could move.

soon.

Danzo pushed a bowl of steaming, emerald green matcha in front of Duan with one hand:

"Please."

"I don't like drinking tea." Duan said.

"If you don't drink, how do you know you don't like it?" Danzang said lightly, with a pun, which was quite meaningful.

Duan frowned, but still picked up the tea bowl and drank it down in one gulp.

"puff!"

As soon as the tea was in the mouth, it felt abnormally bitter. Immediately, I couldn't hold back and squirted it out, spraying Danzo on the opposite side.

the next moment.

"Bold!"

Several voices sounded at the same time, and several root ninjas rushed out from nowhere, and put various weapons such as ninja sword and kunai on the broken neck.

A small tea room can hide so many people.

"Go back."

Danzo didn't get angry, and ordered in a low voice to a group of men.Then, he took out a handkerchief from his clothes and slowly wiped the bitter tea off his face.

It was a temptation for him to let him drink tea.

Danzo thought that Duan deliberately sprayed him in the face, but it was a childish provocation, and only children would do it.

The young man in front of him has a simple mind and well-developed limbs, and his personality is very immature.

Such a person is actually the best to control.

"I'm sorry." The apology was sincere, because he really couldn't hold back.

"It's okay."

Danzo forgave Duan's offensive behavior, and he was neither angry nor angry, showing the unfathomable city and the demeanor of being the assistant of Hokage.

He put it aside for the time being.

Brewed another bowl of bitter tea, pushed towards Itachi, and said:

"Itachi, as I said, your life will be full of chaos. Drink this cup of Qingxin tea, it can relieve your inner anxiety and pain."

"Thank you Danzo-sama."

Itachi's heart was shaken, and he sat down and bowed to Danzo, and then took the tea bowl with both hands, brought it to his mouth and drank it down.

Danzo is kind to him, without his recommendation, he would not be able to enter Anbu.

He also promised Danzo that he would become the eyes and ears of the latter and monitor the Uchiha clan.

"Well……"

After drinking a bowl of matcha, Itachi suddenly widened his eyes and puffed out his mouth, feeling a strong nausea and nausea.

If he only drinks bitter tea, he can bear it.

But the terrible thing was that Weasel had just drank a full liter of chicken breast juice, and his stomach was feeling uncomfortable. At this time, a bowl of bitter tea entered his stomach, and immediately "poisoned more poisonously".

There was a tumbling in his stomach, and his complexion quickly became more and more ugly.

after a few seconds.

"Yuck~"

Itachi finally couldn't hold back any longer and spit out a large puddle of unknown liquid.

Yellow, green, chicken feces, bitter, and sour smell of digestive juices... all mixed together for a while, permeating the small tea room.

"You said you, why did you still vomit?"

Seeing this, Duan frowned and patted Itachi on the back, while sternly exhorting his nephew, "In this case, all the protein I ate today will be lost, and I must eat ten boiled egg whites when I go back tonight."

Seeing this scene, Danzo's face finally sank.

Is the tea he made really that bad?
No, it's clear that the uncle and nephew colluded together and didn't give him face.

Forget about Uchiha's decision, Danzo was surprised by Itachi, who should have been respectful to him, but now embarrasses him in front of him.

Was it interrupted?
Take a deep breath.

Danzo tried to calm down, looked straight at Duan, and suddenly said:

"Du, you should know that itachi's entry into Anbu was recommended by the old man, right?"

Juan Wenyan nodded, "I just found out."

Danzo: "..."

He suppressed his anger and said in a deep voice again:

"To be honest, the Second Hokage set up a police force back then, in fact, to push the Uchiha clan out of Konoha's power center.

Therefore, Hirizhan, Koharu, and Yan strongly opposed Uchiha's joining Anbu, but I still used my honor to recommend Itachi.

Do you know why? "

"Why?" Duan pretended not to know, and humbly asked for advice.

(End of this chapter)