I am the Dragon King of the Well
Chapter 104 I just like dealing with idiots
Chapter 104 I just like dealing with idiots
"Oh."
Qiu Ping rolled his eyes, he was so annoyed that he didn't bother to pay attention to the big locust.
"Honestly, are you going to explode right now?" The big locust circled around Qiu Ping, chattering non-stop.
Qiu Ping glanced at the tall tumor on the head of the big locust, secretly contemptuous in his heart.
This guy forgets about the pain before the scar heals.
It happened that I was full of anger, why don't I beat this big locust again?
"What kind of eyes are you looking at? What are you doing! Let me tell you, if you hit me now, you are beating your colleagues, and your city god will not let you go!" The big locust looked at Qiu Ping with something wrong, and hurriedly moved its front and middle legs. Standing in front of him, he took a step back.
"cut."
Seeing his cowardly appearance, Qiu Ping lost all interest in beating him up.
Not far away, the messengers and monks had already begun weighing and bagging the grain, and the golden millet exuded a fragrance from a long distance away.
After all, this is the millet nourished by the essence of the real dragon. It is larger in size and more fragrant, and it is enough to supply the emperor.
Which emperor in the past dynasties can eat the millet nourished by the corpse of a real dragon.
The big locust on the side swallowed quietly, these millets are really sweet.The gods outside are really guarding the golden mountain and begging for food, and it is against the law to eat food from mortals.
My brain is broken.
I kept working until it was dark, and sent people and monks to load all the grain into the trucks. The young and strong in the village followed along and helped deliver the grain to the treasury and the temple.
"This batch of food is very important. I just hope that there will be no mistakes, otherwise I will definitely be dismissed by the city god. Without the priesthood, I will be reduced to the countryside, helpless, and have to kowtow to the gods. If After living a life like this, I might as well die..." Qiu Ping squatted by the roadside, looking at the food, and muttered to himself.
The Landlord on the side was full of question marks. We little gods only need to ensure a good harvest of grain. What does the harvested grain have to do with us?
And the second half of what you said is too exaggerated, how could a little monster kowtow to see us.
"It seems that this little loach was so angry today that he started talking nonsense." The land father secretly shook his head, these monks are also wicked, you have nothing to do with children.
Originally, the big locusts were scratching their ears and cheeks anxiously when they saw that Qiu Ping refused to eat oil and salt.But suddenly hearing Qiu Ping sighing from the side, his ears were immediately pricked up.
The more he heard it, the brighter his eyes became.
Alright, I finally found your flaw.
You wait, Lord Locust God will make you unemployed, and you will have to kowtow to salute when you see me, hehehe...
"What are you laughing at?" Qiu Ping turned his head and looked at the big locust curiously.
"Um... I want you to take care of it. I laugh as much as I like." The big locust put away the smile on its face, raised its head, spread its wings, and flew away in a blink of an eye.
And after he left, a smile slowly appeared on Qiu Ping's face.
I really like dealing with idiots, it's peace of mind.
……
The grain harvesting team has been going out for a long time. The young and strong in the village are either pushing wheelbarrows or pulling carts, while messengers and monks hold torches to light up the road.
In this way, everyone walked forward on the uneven road with one deep foot and one shallow foot.
Now the world is peaceful, and there are few bandits around. Although they are not many, they don't worry about their food being robbed by gangsters.
So this journey is not in a hurry.
"Om."
The big locust fluttered its wings, and emerald-green runes intertwined above his head, quickly forming a dark cloud.
Inside the cloud, there are countless locusts the size of mosquitoes and flies.
"Go, boys!"
The big locust screamed strangely, and then his figure flickered, his size shrank rapidly, mixed into the dark clouds, and swarmed towards the food team.
"What's going on?"
A policeman raised his head in wonder. He seemed to hear a slight roar. In this day and age, people generally cannot see clearly at night.
The locust clouds merged with the night, and they couldn't see anything at all.
But in the blink of an eye, the roar became louder and louder, like countless wild bees flying.
The food transportation team was a little flustered, everyone greeted and moved closer to one place.
Dozens of torches are connected to one place, instantly illuminating a space.
"Buzz!"
The noisy sound resounded in everyone's ears like a demon's voice, and only then did they realize that a cloud had descended from the sky.
"Swish."
These dark clouds quickly fell on the grain bags of the convoy. At first glance, it seemed that a layer of dark green dust had fallen on them.
But if you look closely, there are countless tiny locusts.
Despite the small size of these locusts, in a blink of an eye, the food bag seemed to be on fire, and a big hole quickly melted open.
The golden food inside "crashed" and flowed all over the ground.
But almost in an instant, countless small locusts pounced on the grain and ate it up after a few mouthfuls. Even the turf moss on the ground was gnawed off a layer.
"Food! Save the food!"
The messengers and monks all screamed, and hurriedly held up torches to drive away the locusts.
But these locusts are all transformed by priesthood, so how could they be hurt by strange fire.These torches not only failed to burn the locusts to death, but burned the food on the cart.
When the wheat is burned, it crackles, and the air is filled with the smell of burnt grain.
"Hahaha, little loach, obediently go back to the rotten mud pond and be a wild monster!" The big locust desperately stuffed food into its mouth, but it couldn't help feeling secretly happy.
It seems that every bite of food in his mouth is the meat of a small loach.
"Where is the evildoer, dare to snatch human rations!" At this moment, in the darkness, a bearded monk stepped out and shouted righteously.
He threw out the cassock, which turned into a cloud of golden and red smoke in a blink of an eye, covering it heavily.
Within the range covered by the cassock, all the locusts seemed to be squeezed by some kind of force, and turned into emerald green ashes, rustling to the ground.
The big locust looked up at the cassock that had expanded to the size of several mu of land, and cursed inwardly.
Where did this bald donkey come from, and he didn't sleep at night, and ran here to fight against himself.
"I am an upright god, I am dealing with important matters now, and the idlers leave as soon as possible!"
The big locust yelled something, but unexpectedly, the monk let out a sneer.
"God? I've been waiting for a god this time. Tell your City God to pick you up at the Arhat Temple. I've said long ago that the gods in Changning County appear to be sanctimonious, but they often do such ugly things behind their backs!"
Hearing the monk's words, the big locust nodded vigorously.
Well, I also think that the gods in Changning County are not good things.
But... I'm not from your county!
work hard!
(End of this chapter)
"Oh."
Qiu Ping rolled his eyes, he was so annoyed that he didn't bother to pay attention to the big locust.
"Honestly, are you going to explode right now?" The big locust circled around Qiu Ping, chattering non-stop.
Qiu Ping glanced at the tall tumor on the head of the big locust, secretly contemptuous in his heart.
This guy forgets about the pain before the scar heals.
It happened that I was full of anger, why don't I beat this big locust again?
"What kind of eyes are you looking at? What are you doing! Let me tell you, if you hit me now, you are beating your colleagues, and your city god will not let you go!" The big locust looked at Qiu Ping with something wrong, and hurriedly moved its front and middle legs. Standing in front of him, he took a step back.
"cut."
Seeing his cowardly appearance, Qiu Ping lost all interest in beating him up.
Not far away, the messengers and monks had already begun weighing and bagging the grain, and the golden millet exuded a fragrance from a long distance away.
After all, this is the millet nourished by the essence of the real dragon. It is larger in size and more fragrant, and it is enough to supply the emperor.
Which emperor in the past dynasties can eat the millet nourished by the corpse of a real dragon.
The big locust on the side swallowed quietly, these millets are really sweet.The gods outside are really guarding the golden mountain and begging for food, and it is against the law to eat food from mortals.
My brain is broken.
I kept working until it was dark, and sent people and monks to load all the grain into the trucks. The young and strong in the village followed along and helped deliver the grain to the treasury and the temple.
"This batch of food is very important. I just hope that there will be no mistakes, otherwise I will definitely be dismissed by the city god. Without the priesthood, I will be reduced to the countryside, helpless, and have to kowtow to the gods. If After living a life like this, I might as well die..." Qiu Ping squatted by the roadside, looking at the food, and muttered to himself.
The Landlord on the side was full of question marks. We little gods only need to ensure a good harvest of grain. What does the harvested grain have to do with us?
And the second half of what you said is too exaggerated, how could a little monster kowtow to see us.
"It seems that this little loach was so angry today that he started talking nonsense." The land father secretly shook his head, these monks are also wicked, you have nothing to do with children.
Originally, the big locusts were scratching their ears and cheeks anxiously when they saw that Qiu Ping refused to eat oil and salt.But suddenly hearing Qiu Ping sighing from the side, his ears were immediately pricked up.
The more he heard it, the brighter his eyes became.
Alright, I finally found your flaw.
You wait, Lord Locust God will make you unemployed, and you will have to kowtow to salute when you see me, hehehe...
"What are you laughing at?" Qiu Ping turned his head and looked at the big locust curiously.
"Um... I want you to take care of it. I laugh as much as I like." The big locust put away the smile on its face, raised its head, spread its wings, and flew away in a blink of an eye.
And after he left, a smile slowly appeared on Qiu Ping's face.
I really like dealing with idiots, it's peace of mind.
……
The grain harvesting team has been going out for a long time. The young and strong in the village are either pushing wheelbarrows or pulling carts, while messengers and monks hold torches to light up the road.
In this way, everyone walked forward on the uneven road with one deep foot and one shallow foot.
Now the world is peaceful, and there are few bandits around. Although they are not many, they don't worry about their food being robbed by gangsters.
So this journey is not in a hurry.
"Om."
The big locust fluttered its wings, and emerald-green runes intertwined above his head, quickly forming a dark cloud.
Inside the cloud, there are countless locusts the size of mosquitoes and flies.
"Go, boys!"
The big locust screamed strangely, and then his figure flickered, his size shrank rapidly, mixed into the dark clouds, and swarmed towards the food team.
"What's going on?"
A policeman raised his head in wonder. He seemed to hear a slight roar. In this day and age, people generally cannot see clearly at night.
The locust clouds merged with the night, and they couldn't see anything at all.
But in the blink of an eye, the roar became louder and louder, like countless wild bees flying.
The food transportation team was a little flustered, everyone greeted and moved closer to one place.
Dozens of torches are connected to one place, instantly illuminating a space.
"Buzz!"
The noisy sound resounded in everyone's ears like a demon's voice, and only then did they realize that a cloud had descended from the sky.
"Swish."
These dark clouds quickly fell on the grain bags of the convoy. At first glance, it seemed that a layer of dark green dust had fallen on them.
But if you look closely, there are countless tiny locusts.
Despite the small size of these locusts, in a blink of an eye, the food bag seemed to be on fire, and a big hole quickly melted open.
The golden food inside "crashed" and flowed all over the ground.
But almost in an instant, countless small locusts pounced on the grain and ate it up after a few mouthfuls. Even the turf moss on the ground was gnawed off a layer.
"Food! Save the food!"
The messengers and monks all screamed, and hurriedly held up torches to drive away the locusts.
But these locusts are all transformed by priesthood, so how could they be hurt by strange fire.These torches not only failed to burn the locusts to death, but burned the food on the cart.
When the wheat is burned, it crackles, and the air is filled with the smell of burnt grain.
"Hahaha, little loach, obediently go back to the rotten mud pond and be a wild monster!" The big locust desperately stuffed food into its mouth, but it couldn't help feeling secretly happy.
It seems that every bite of food in his mouth is the meat of a small loach.
"Where is the evildoer, dare to snatch human rations!" At this moment, in the darkness, a bearded monk stepped out and shouted righteously.
He threw out the cassock, which turned into a cloud of golden and red smoke in a blink of an eye, covering it heavily.
Within the range covered by the cassock, all the locusts seemed to be squeezed by some kind of force, and turned into emerald green ashes, rustling to the ground.
The big locust looked up at the cassock that had expanded to the size of several mu of land, and cursed inwardly.
Where did this bald donkey come from, and he didn't sleep at night, and ran here to fight against himself.
"I am an upright god, I am dealing with important matters now, and the idlers leave as soon as possible!"
The big locust yelled something, but unexpectedly, the monk let out a sneer.
"God? I've been waiting for a god this time. Tell your City God to pick you up at the Arhat Temple. I've said long ago that the gods in Changning County appear to be sanctimonious, but they often do such ugly things behind their backs!"
Hearing the monk's words, the big locust nodded vigorously.
Well, I also think that the gods in Changning County are not good things.
But... I'm not from your county!
work hard!
(End of this chapter)
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