I am the Dragon King of the Well

Chapter 12 Kicked by a Woman

The paper boat was only the size of a palm, and its whole body was golden, similar to the paper boats stacked during sacrifices in the mortal world.

"The sky is burning brightly, the lonely soul is extradited, hurry!" The woman reappeared from the mist, chanted a mantra, and the surface of the paper boat emerged with a turbulent flame, even if the outside water was turbulent, it could not damage it at all.

The woman took a step forward, stood on the paper boat, and the speed of the boat suddenly accelerated.

Under the burning of the flames, the coldness and turbidity in the water were immediately discharged, revealing a wide passage.

"Oh, I'm not on the boat yet."

Qiu Ping yelled, did this woman forget herself? He hurriedly speeded up a bit, trying to get closer to the paper boat.

But the woman ignored it at all, and even accelerated the paper boat, leaving Qiu Ping far behind.

Even if Qiu Ping used fish food to restore his divine power, it couldn't compare to the speed of the magic weapon.

Qiu Ping's small fin waved in place a few times, and the whole fish was dumbfounded.

"Yeah, we're just a bunch of people. If someone doesn't take the trouble to kill a donkey, it's considered conscientious." Qiu Ping laughed at himself, but he can adjust himself. Since this woman is backed by the city god, her background is naturally prominent.In the eyes of the other party, I am afraid that he is just a means of transportation, indistinguishable from that paper boat.

Well, maybe paper boats are even more expensive.

Qiu Ping flicked his beard, and then dispersed his divine power, allowing the power of the underworld to rush forward, pushing him back to the yang world at an extremely fast speed.

The higher he went, the more comfortable he felt.

After all, he is a human being, not a ghost of the underworld, and he doesn't like the breath of the underworld.

……

This time, the turmoil passed by so quietly, which made Qiu Ping, who had been worried all the time, a little uncomfortable.

It's as if I prepared a bunch of foreplay and took off my pants, that's it?

Although he didn't want to go to hell, being dumped was not so pleasant after all.

Still got dumped by a woman.

Where Huang'ao Village is fart, even trivial matters in the village will appear vigorous.

Sometimes, Qiu Ping even felt that his work rhythm was the same as that of those villagers. During the busy farming season, men and women in the village had to work in the fields, and he had to follow the clouds to spread the rain.The villagers are idle, and he only has to paddle and look up at the sky every day.

However, after a long time of boring and boring days, something can always happen.

Even if it's not a good thing.

The day before yesterday, a few half-year-olds from the village went hiking, and they didn't know how to keep their mouths shut. They dared to eat any wild fruit they saw.

No, I ate a group of food poisoning all at once.

These boys vomited and had diarrhea again. After a day or two, they almost collapsed.

Several families cried for their fathers and mothers, these half-sized children are the treasures of the family, and it is hard to raise them so big.

In the end, the villagers really didn't know what to do, so they could only kowtow and burn incense in front of the land temple all day long, hoping that the Lord of the Land would show his spirit and save these children.

But the Land Lord can't do anything.

His priesthood is to bless the village with a good harvest, and he is responsible for matters related to agriculture. There is no good way for him to cure diseases and save lives.

Simply, he regarded himself as a clay sculpture, and closed his eyes and ears as if he didn't hear anything.

The adults in the village held offerings and incense candles to sacrifice to the Lord of the Earth, but some children couldn't stand it anymore.

"What kind of bullshit landowners are all deceitful. Brother Gouzi and the others are so good, why doesn't he save them?"

"Yeah, it's useless at all, and you still eat so many delicious things."

After the elders left, the urchins were no longer restrained. They walked to the land temple and moved out the statue of the Lord of the Earth. One child even drew a big turtle on his face with a pen.

"Ouch."

The land master was resting in his one-acre three-point land, and suddenly, a big turtle appeared on his face.

"This... this, this is simply insulting!"

The land master wiped his face vigorously, and the big turtle seemed to grow in the flesh.

The clay statue outside is the support of the God of the Land.Any changes in the outside world will be reflected on his appearance.

"You monkey cubs, I'll find your parents in a dream at night, and discipline you well!"

The Lord of the Land has nothing to do, his status is too low, it is difficult to show his holiness in front of people, so he can only act in a dream.

Just when he was about to stay until night, he found that the children had started to unbutton their pants and wanted to pee on his statue.

"It's over!"

The land master's mind went blank. If he was pissed all over, wouldn't he become a joke of Changning County in the future?

He didn't dare to imagine how his colleagues would look at him when he went to Chenghuang to report on his work in the future.

"Shhhh."

Seven or eight urchins surrounded the statue of the land lord laughing and laughing. As soon as their pants were taken off, they would get wet.

But I don't know what's going on, a few people "shush" for a long time, but they can't squeeze out a drop of urine.

It's not that they don't want to pee, on the contrary, under the deliberate urging, they already want to pee.But the water outlet seems to be blocked by something, and not a drop can come out.

After a stalemate for a long time, a few urchins felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, so they walked back with their pants up.

But as soon as they turned around, the valve below seemed to be loose, and the water flow couldn't be stopped anymore. As they walked, they soaked water, and the pants were soaked in an instant.

After being dumbfounded for a while, each of them burst into tears with a "wow".

It is estimated that after going back, there will be a meal at home.

Qiu Ping stood in the dark, shaking his head slightly.

These urchins are really ignorant and fearless. It is not a big deal to draw a turtle on the face of the land master. In the past, there was a dragon king whose statue was dragged out to expose it to the sun because it couldn't rain.

But peeing on the head of a god is serious.

The land lord can reduce Huang'ao village's production in the coming year, and the city god will not blame him, because this is the power he should enjoy.

Shinto has both grace and power. If the people lose their reverence for Shinto, the Shinto system will also collapse.

As the saying goes, God's grace is like the sea, and God's power is like prison.

"Thank you Jingshen for your help this time." Seeing all the urchins disperse, the land master also came out of the temple with a big turtle on his face, but at least he escaped the humiliation of being pissed on the head.

"Lord of the Land, you and I are colleagues, and even neighbors. There may be some friction on weekdays, but at critical times, we are still on the same front." Qiu Ping said with a smile.

He belongs to the category of ghosts who have become gods, have their own physical body, and are far more capable of intervening in the world than the Lord of the Earth. He can naturally use magical powers to prevent those naughty boys from peeing.

"Well, I can't blame them for this matter. I can only blame the old man for being incompetent and unable to save those young people." The land of Huang'ao Village was a member of the village before his death, and everyone was equivalent to his juniors.

But if he couldn't save him, he couldn't save him, even if he was smashed, there was nothing he could do.

(End of this chapter)