I am the Dragon King of the Well

Chapter 431 Your name is Qiu Ping
Little Loach was hiding in the crowd and wandering around, but suddenly he heard someone impeaching him, and he suddenly became excited.

And as more and more people impeach him, his attention is also highly focused.

However, he was very angry in his heart. After all the efforts he had put in to rectify the water transport, these old guys did nothing but just gossiped. They should all be sent to tongue-pulling hell.

Isn't this a coincidence? I also have acquaintances in hell.

Whether it's Lord Yama or the kid working below, they are all acquaintances of mine.

Little Loach thought bitterly in his heart.

"Where is Qiu Ping?"

At this moment, King Minngling's majestic voice echoed throughout the hall.

All the gods looked left and right, trying to find Qiu Ping's location.

"What does Qiu Ping look like? This man actually committed such a serious crime and attracted so many impeachments. It's really awesome."

The god standing next to Qiu Ping also started muttering.

"This shows that Shinto is too good to these spiritual officials. They spend all day eating and not doing anything."

Qiu Ping also complained.

The gods actually thought it was quite reasonable. The gods who were officials in the imperial capital feared the impeachment of the imperial envoys the most.

These people are like mad dogs. Once they are caught, life will be very difficult.

"Where is Qiu Ping? Why don't you come forward quickly?"

The priest next to King Minngling repeated King Minngling's words and scolded him loudly.

"The little god Qiu Ping, the Bo of Bashui River, pays homage to King Minngling."

Seeing that he could no longer hide it, Qiu Ping bowed his body and got out of the crowd.

The man of the gods who just chatted with him was dumbfounded. Your name is Qiu Ping.

All the gods turned their attention to Qiu Ping. They had heard about the name of this great genius for a long time, but this was the first time they saw him in person.

It's very ordinary, and even gives people a very weak feeling.

"Qiu Ping, do you have any rebuttal to the imperial envoys' impeachment remarks?"

"Back to King Mingling, can I say dirty words?"

Qiu Ping looked at King Minngling and asked seriously.

His words caused another commotion among the gods. It was the first time for them to see such thorns, and they were so brazen in front of King Minngling.

"No."

"Then I have nothing to say."

The little loach could increase the pronunciation of a certain word, and then secretly give a middle finger to the envoys.

"How can we be disrespectful in front of the Divine Court? Uncle Qiu He, we are just discussing matters on the matter. We speak in public, and there is no need to criticize personally."

An imperial envoy snorted coldly and spoke.

Most of these spiritual officials were appointed after the death of noble ministers from previous dynasties. They were all outspoken and did not have too many selfish motives.

Of course, this is just a modified statement.

To put it harshly, they all had bad tempers and were so stubborn that they were almost disgusted by the gods and abandoned by the ghosts.

"Qiu Ping, if you have any grievances, just talk it over here."

King Minngling sat on a high place and looked down at the little loach. This loach was as slippery as ever.

"Then what you asked me to say, then I will say it."

Qiu Ping's face showed a hint of shyness and cowardice.

The gods on the side only thought that there was something wrong with this loach and why he was swishing like a girl.

"I want to impeach all the imperial officers present today. Their professional abilities are very inadequate, and they seriously lack scientific and engineering thinking." "I suspect that they are just doing it for a living, and their rhetoric may even be revised from the last draft. The most modifications would mean replacing other people's names with Qiu Ping, and replacing the Tiangong Department and the Fuyun Department with Bashui Yamen."

Qiu Ping said loudly.

His words made the spiritual officers' faces turn red, they were furious, and they opened their mouths to curse.

"Now it's my time to talk, you guys have to talk shit later."

Qiu Ping's words blocked everything these spiritual officials wanted to say.

These spiritual officials who usually make a living by trolling people usually face the heads of various ministries and departments. They are all about face. If you impeach me, I will argue with you based on the content of your impeachment.

But Qiu Ping was not used to them, which was the so-called first rule of quarrels.

Don't let others dictate you. You say yours and I'll scold mine.Once you follow the opponent's chain of logic, you lose.

And the second rule of quarreling...don't give your opponent a chance to interrupt, stifle him to death!

Qiu Ping's words with guns and sticks stunned many gods present, but they also felt that they made sense.

It seems that the impeachment of these spiritual officials is basically to disturb some rules and cause resentment.

This is not nonsense. What our gods do is related to human beings. Once there are some changes, it will easily cause fluctuations in the human world.

Qiu Ping's words spoke to their hearts.

"So I suggest that our imperial yamen can tie up a dog there. If any of the spiritual officials are unavailable at work, we can ask him to take over the shift."

"Uncle Qiu He, when you talk about business, don't talk nonsense."

A priest standing next to King Minngling gave a warning.

But the way he pursed his lips showed that he was clearly trying very hard to suppress a smile.

"What nonsense!"

"Bastard!"

The spiritual officials on the side were almost furious because this guy was so mean-mouthed.

"Ahem, next I want to say that our team of spiritual officers lacks scientific thinking."

"When you impeach someone, you can't just talk nonsense. As the saying goes, without research, you have no right to speak. Have you done research? Have you done data analysis?"

"You said that public dissatisfaction is boiling. Have you counted the number of people worshiping the Thirteenth River by quarter and year, and made a comparison chart of good and evil in different periods?"

Qiu Ping was just an appetizer just now, and now it's the main meal.

Many spiritual officials did not understand his words.

These old scholars who have been dealing with scriptures for so long, if you ask them to do analysis charts and data research, it is better to kill them.

However, many department heads think this is reasonable.

This method of data research and analysis seems to be of great benefit if used in daily work.

"Unfortunately, I made a chart analysis here, which is just in time to slap all the spiritual officials in the face."

Qiu Ping took out a jade slip from his sleeve, shook it gently, and a ray of light and shadow was projected out.

Above the light and shadow, there are a large number of tables, data and comparison charts.

This is what he asked Du Yu to do. Qiu Ping taught Du Yu how to do data research last time.Du Yu spent a few days sorting out the changes in luck, water transport population, and total water transport value of Bashui in the past 30 years.

And based on the changes in numbers, a line chart is drawn.

"As you can see, these data were recorded from 30 years ago. We can see that from 30 years ago to last year, the total value of grievances about water transport has been on the rise."

"Especially ten years ago and 13 years ago, there was a very big uptick."

"The population and total value of water transport are on an overall downward trend."

(End of this chapter)