she's nice but not human
Chapter 1 The dating platforms are all liars
Chapter 1 The dating platforms are all liars
【L.A. City Dating Network】
【Background Operation Reminder】
[Lu Nanke, your exclusive VIP has expired! 】
[Execution action: reduce to the lowest level]
【执行时间:2022-08-04 23:01:38】
【Executor: Automatic execution by the system】
[Remarks: In order to prevent you from passing by your significant other, it is recommended that you recharge and upgrade as soon as possible]
"Damn! It's been a year?"
The impotent and furious young man with his mobile phone rolled up his shirt sleeves to his knuckles, planning to trouble the matchmaker on the dating platform.
Click on the WeChat chat interface with "Loapolis Matchmaker Duo Duo", and what comes into view is the message sent by the other party a few days ago.
"Lu Nanke, are you busy recently?"
"I will select a girl for us here and send it to you for a look."
"(photo)"
"In 88, I worked in the operation of distance education in educational institutions, with a salary of 2-3K"
"I pushed WeChat to you, you can add it"
At the bottom is Lu Nanke's reply "Okay, thank you".
Seeing this chat record, his handsome face darkened instantly and he became angry.
"Gan!"
That's right, he added the other party's WeChat at that time and met.
Although the other party was almost seven years older than him, he still endured it. After all, money cannot be spent in vain, but the key to the problem is
That photo is not me at all!
At that time, he sat directly at the table next to a woman with a child in the restaurant!
Then he waited for a long time and didn't see the other party coming, so he sent a WeChat message to the other party!
Then the cell phone of the woman at the next table who was coaxing the child rang.
It's so loud!
Then Lu Nanke watched helplessly as the other party replied to the message, and then received the message on his mobile phone.
At that moment, he was only thankful that his phone was on silent.
And that was already yesterday.
He didn't intend to pursue it at first, but now the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, finally he couldn't hold back and sent a message to that "Matchmaker Duoduo".
"I'm only 27. I'm not saying I haven't grown up at this age, but at least I'm still a teenager. You don't have to give me the whole divorce when I am seven years older than me? The key divorce is fine. If you bring a girl It's fine, you give me the whole boy? Do I have to prepare a wedding room and a wedding car for others in the future? Our platform is not cheap at 3599 a year! It's not like you!"
He hit send hard!
Then he saw a red exclamation mark and a sentence.
"Duoduo, the matchmaker in Los Angeles, has turned on friend verification, and you are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first, and you can only chat after the other party passes the verification."
"."
"Ha ha."
Lu Nanke suddenly stopped being angry, and even laughed out loud.
"Old Lu, what are you laughing at?" Wu De, a colleague at the next table, poked his head and glanced at his phone, "Tsk, I just read the news two days ago that many dating platforms are scamming money, you are obviously being fooled Well."
"Eat a fall and gain a wisdom, this failure will definitely be used for the next time."
Lu Nanke could see it.
After all, things have already happened, so what can we do if we don't look forward?
Anyway, it's a good thing, at least he won't fall for the same trick next time.
Ding-dong-
When I was about to put away my phone, it suddenly prompted someone to add me as a friend.
The applicant ID is "Lu Wanqing", and the profile picture is a woman with purple eyes showing only the upper half of her face.
"I'm Lu Wanqing, introduced by the dating platform"
Lu Nanke almost laughed again.
What is this?Deathrattle?The Hearthstone national server is going to be gone!
If you delete all your friends, you want to blackmail me for another meal?
And where did you find this photo online?Didn't take off the purple contact lenses!
OK, then I'll give you a chance to see how you perform.
Lu Nanke agreed.
The other party sends a message in seconds.
"Hello, is this Lu Nanke? I'm Lu Wanqing, introduced by the blind date platform."
Lu Nanke typed expressionlessly, "Yes."
"Would you like to have dinner together tonight?"
Then the other party sent a map to locate it, which is a Shandong restaurant.
so enthusiastic?
Lu Nanke thought for a while and replied, "Okay."
At that time, he will be foolish anyway, no matter what the other party says, he will do the opposite.
That's right, he's full of rebellious psychology now.
Putting down his phone, Wu De next to him was quite curious, "Why, another blind date at night?"
"Hmm." Lu Nanke shrugged, "We'll see how I break that girl's defense then, come to the company tomorrow and tell you."
"What are you arguing about! It's working hours!"
The voice of Li Lu, the head of the department, suddenly rang out from the desk.
Lu Nanke looked up, just in time to see Li Lu, who was in his thirties, was holding a bag in his hand and frowning, "Xiao Lu, I sent a document to your mailbox just now, remember to make the plan tonight, and send it to me before nine o'clock tomorrow morning." I."
After finishing speaking, he left without waiting for Lu Nanke's reaction.
Lu Nanke glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer monitor, and it was already 47:[-] in the afternoon.
Seeing the back of the supervisor leaving the office, Lu Nanke spat, "You are a jiba!"
If it wasn't for the mortgage repayment, he would have quit his job a long time ago!
"All right, all right, don't be angry." Wu De glanced at the time, "You can go on a blind date at seven o'clock later, I won't tell him."
Lu Nanke gritted his teeth, "He still has plans tomorrow morning."
"Then you should stay up all night tonight, anyway you have to stay up if you don't have a blind date."
"I thought you were going to do it for me, okay, thank you brother."
After more than ten minutes, Lu Nanke said goodbye to Wu De, who was still working overtime, and left the office.
After getting off the elevator and coming outside the office building, Lu Nanke looked back at the office building.
It was already dark tomorrow, but the numerous windows on the building were still brightly lit.
They are all working hard.
He took out his mobile phone and called his mother, who was quickly connected there.
"Son, what's the matter?"
"Mom, I won't be coming back for dinner tonight."
"Ah? You said you were coming back for dinner this afternoon!"
"I'm on a blind date."
"That's okay, you go~ I happen to be going to play cards~"
"Okay, remember to come back early."
"go Go."
Hanging up the phone, riding a small electric donkey and putting on a helmet, Lu Nanke rushed all the way to the Lu restaurant.
It took about 10 minutes to arrive. After locking the car, he went to the lobby and found a table by the window to sit down.
Now it's time for dinner, and there are more diners in the restaurant.
Amidst the noise around him, Lu Nanke suddenly felt lonely.
"Ah."
He had already thought about it, but the other party released him for 10 minutes!
After a while, if the other party arrives and says "Sorry I'm late, I've been waiting for a long time", he must answer "Yes, I have been waiting for a long time, why are you so late for food"!
"Sorry, I'm late, I've been waiting for a long time."
Just as he was thinking, a slightly clear but very sweet female voice suddenly surprised Lu Nanke's heart.
He raised his head, but saw someone who surprised him even more.
Her hair is tied up in a bun behind her head like a waterfall of blue hair, the phoenix eyes slightly squinted under her plump and smooth forehead reveal a mysterious purple brilliance, her tall nose bridge, her bright red lips, her tall figure with unevenness under her slender neck are wrapped Inside the half-sleeved cheongsam with red cloud pattern on the black background, under the slender legs is a pair of red high-heeled shoes.
This is a quiet and noble beauty with impeccable temperament and elegant temperament.
"It's okay, I just arrived."
After finishing speaking, Lu Nanke was about to slap himself.
You are a scumbag whose three views follow the five senses!
Newcomers and new books~~All kinds of requests~~
(End of this chapter)
【L.A. City Dating Network】
【Background Operation Reminder】
[Lu Nanke, your exclusive VIP has expired! 】
[Execution action: reduce to the lowest level]
【执行时间:2022-08-04 23:01:38】
【Executor: Automatic execution by the system】
[Remarks: In order to prevent you from passing by your significant other, it is recommended that you recharge and upgrade as soon as possible]
"Damn! It's been a year?"
The impotent and furious young man with his mobile phone rolled up his shirt sleeves to his knuckles, planning to trouble the matchmaker on the dating platform.
Click on the WeChat chat interface with "Loapolis Matchmaker Duo Duo", and what comes into view is the message sent by the other party a few days ago.
"Lu Nanke, are you busy recently?"
"I will select a girl for us here and send it to you for a look."
"(photo)"
"In 88, I worked in the operation of distance education in educational institutions, with a salary of 2-3K"
"I pushed WeChat to you, you can add it"
At the bottom is Lu Nanke's reply "Okay, thank you".
Seeing this chat record, his handsome face darkened instantly and he became angry.
"Gan!"
That's right, he added the other party's WeChat at that time and met.
Although the other party was almost seven years older than him, he still endured it. After all, money cannot be spent in vain, but the key to the problem is
That photo is not me at all!
At that time, he sat directly at the table next to a woman with a child in the restaurant!
Then he waited for a long time and didn't see the other party coming, so he sent a WeChat message to the other party!
Then the cell phone of the woman at the next table who was coaxing the child rang.
It's so loud!
Then Lu Nanke watched helplessly as the other party replied to the message, and then received the message on his mobile phone.
At that moment, he was only thankful that his phone was on silent.
And that was already yesterday.
He didn't intend to pursue it at first, but now the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, finally he couldn't hold back and sent a message to that "Matchmaker Duoduo".
"I'm only 27. I'm not saying I haven't grown up at this age, but at least I'm still a teenager. You don't have to give me the whole divorce when I am seven years older than me? The key divorce is fine. If you bring a girl It's fine, you give me the whole boy? Do I have to prepare a wedding room and a wedding car for others in the future? Our platform is not cheap at 3599 a year! It's not like you!"
He hit send hard!
Then he saw a red exclamation mark and a sentence.
"Duoduo, the matchmaker in Los Angeles, has turned on friend verification, and you are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first, and you can only chat after the other party passes the verification."
"."
"Ha ha."
Lu Nanke suddenly stopped being angry, and even laughed out loud.
"Old Lu, what are you laughing at?" Wu De, a colleague at the next table, poked his head and glanced at his phone, "Tsk, I just read the news two days ago that many dating platforms are scamming money, you are obviously being fooled Well."
"Eat a fall and gain a wisdom, this failure will definitely be used for the next time."
Lu Nanke could see it.
After all, things have already happened, so what can we do if we don't look forward?
Anyway, it's a good thing, at least he won't fall for the same trick next time.
Ding-dong-
When I was about to put away my phone, it suddenly prompted someone to add me as a friend.
The applicant ID is "Lu Wanqing", and the profile picture is a woman with purple eyes showing only the upper half of her face.
"I'm Lu Wanqing, introduced by the dating platform"
Lu Nanke almost laughed again.
What is this?Deathrattle?The Hearthstone national server is going to be gone!
If you delete all your friends, you want to blackmail me for another meal?
And where did you find this photo online?Didn't take off the purple contact lenses!
OK, then I'll give you a chance to see how you perform.
Lu Nanke agreed.
The other party sends a message in seconds.
"Hello, is this Lu Nanke? I'm Lu Wanqing, introduced by the blind date platform."
Lu Nanke typed expressionlessly, "Yes."
"Would you like to have dinner together tonight?"
Then the other party sent a map to locate it, which is a Shandong restaurant.
so enthusiastic?
Lu Nanke thought for a while and replied, "Okay."
At that time, he will be foolish anyway, no matter what the other party says, he will do the opposite.
That's right, he's full of rebellious psychology now.
Putting down his phone, Wu De next to him was quite curious, "Why, another blind date at night?"
"Hmm." Lu Nanke shrugged, "We'll see how I break that girl's defense then, come to the company tomorrow and tell you."
"What are you arguing about! It's working hours!"
The voice of Li Lu, the head of the department, suddenly rang out from the desk.
Lu Nanke looked up, just in time to see Li Lu, who was in his thirties, was holding a bag in his hand and frowning, "Xiao Lu, I sent a document to your mailbox just now, remember to make the plan tonight, and send it to me before nine o'clock tomorrow morning." I."
After finishing speaking, he left without waiting for Lu Nanke's reaction.
Lu Nanke glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer monitor, and it was already 47:[-] in the afternoon.
Seeing the back of the supervisor leaving the office, Lu Nanke spat, "You are a jiba!"
If it wasn't for the mortgage repayment, he would have quit his job a long time ago!
"All right, all right, don't be angry." Wu De glanced at the time, "You can go on a blind date at seven o'clock later, I won't tell him."
Lu Nanke gritted his teeth, "He still has plans tomorrow morning."
"Then you should stay up all night tonight, anyway you have to stay up if you don't have a blind date."
"I thought you were going to do it for me, okay, thank you brother."
After more than ten minutes, Lu Nanke said goodbye to Wu De, who was still working overtime, and left the office.
After getting off the elevator and coming outside the office building, Lu Nanke looked back at the office building.
It was already dark tomorrow, but the numerous windows on the building were still brightly lit.
They are all working hard.
He took out his mobile phone and called his mother, who was quickly connected there.
"Son, what's the matter?"
"Mom, I won't be coming back for dinner tonight."
"Ah? You said you were coming back for dinner this afternoon!"
"I'm on a blind date."
"That's okay, you go~ I happen to be going to play cards~"
"Okay, remember to come back early."
"go Go."
Hanging up the phone, riding a small electric donkey and putting on a helmet, Lu Nanke rushed all the way to the Lu restaurant.
It took about 10 minutes to arrive. After locking the car, he went to the lobby and found a table by the window to sit down.
Now it's time for dinner, and there are more diners in the restaurant.
Amidst the noise around him, Lu Nanke suddenly felt lonely.
"Ah."
He had already thought about it, but the other party released him for 10 minutes!
After a while, if the other party arrives and says "Sorry I'm late, I've been waiting for a long time", he must answer "Yes, I have been waiting for a long time, why are you so late for food"!
"Sorry, I'm late, I've been waiting for a long time."
Just as he was thinking, a slightly clear but very sweet female voice suddenly surprised Lu Nanke's heart.
He raised his head, but saw someone who surprised him even more.
Her hair is tied up in a bun behind her head like a waterfall of blue hair, the phoenix eyes slightly squinted under her plump and smooth forehead reveal a mysterious purple brilliance, her tall nose bridge, her bright red lips, her tall figure with unevenness under her slender neck are wrapped Inside the half-sleeved cheongsam with red cloud pattern on the black background, under the slender legs is a pair of red high-heeled shoes.
This is a quiet and noble beauty with impeccable temperament and elegant temperament.
"It's okay, I just arrived."
After finishing speaking, Lu Nanke was about to slap himself.
You are a scumbag whose three views follow the five senses!
Newcomers and new books~~All kinds of requests~~
(End of this chapter)
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