she's nice but not human

Chapter 21 Sick people say they are not sick

In the yard where the patient was released, the sun shines through the leaves and leaves mottled shadows on Lu Nanke's white coat.

Lu Nanke felt more and more helpless when he saw the patients who were lazily basking in the sun like lazy cats all over the yard.

Especially Wu De in front of him.

"I'm really not sick, it's just that I have some secrets that others don't know. Why don't you believe me, Lao Lu? Aren't we two young?"

Lu Nanke took out a notebook from the pocket of his white coat, and a fountain pen from his chest pocket: "Oh, then what secret do you say you have?"

The guy in his 20s wearing a striped hospital gown whispered: "Old Lu, there is a monster hidden in my body! The one with superpowers!"

"Oh." Lu Nanke squinted at him, "Then put a fireball to see."

"will not."

Lu Nanke narrowed his eyes: "What about invisibility? What about mind power? What about Feitian? You must know one."

Wu De looked at him like he was insane: "I said it was the monster in my body, but I am not it. How could I?"

Lu Nanke: "...Actually, I also have superpowers, for example, I can discharge electricity."

"I believe you." An uncle sitting next to Wu De put his elbows back on the back of the bench and crossed his legs, "I'm not sick, I just keep a secret in my heart, don't they still Shut me in?"

Lu Nanke didn't bother to talk to him.

Few people who could come in said they were sick.

If I really said I was sick, I was afraid that I owed a lot of debts, so I ran in to hide the debts.

Seeing that Lu Nanke ignored him, the uncle came over instead: "Doctor Lu, do you want to know my secret?"

Someone Lu glanced at him.

Seeing Lu Nanke looking over, the uncle bared his teeth and smiled: "I work in real estate, believe it or not, the house price will be cut in half before the end of the year!"

Lu Nanke looked at him with the eyes of a mentally ill patient.

House prices cut in half?

It only doubled in less than a year last year!Even if the house price dropped slightly before he entered the false world, but cut in half?
He would rather believe that the commander of the United States would shoot himself into the sun with a cannon than believe that domestic housing prices will plummet!

This man also said that he was not sick!

"Hehe, the housing price has been cut in half? You still say that you are not sick?" An uncle in the Mediterranean who was strolling around in the sun next to him laughed at him.

Seeing that it attracted Lu Nanke's attention, he looked around, then moved closer to the three of them and lowered his voice: "I'll tell you three a secret."

Lu Nanke stared at the dead fish with no expression on his face, but the real estate uncle was attracted by his attention: "What's the secret? You also think housing prices are going to fall?"

"What should I do if my mortgage falls?" Mediterranean retorted, and then said solemnly: "Do you know? Those stocks in the pharmaceutical industry are going to soar!"

Lu Nanke: "."

Crazy it is!

Oh no, it's mental illness.

And this was originally a mental hospital
Sighing, Lu Nanke wrote the word "sick" on the notebook, then turned his head and walked into the building: "You guys exchange secrets slowly, I should get off work."

When he reached the building, he turned around and said, "By the way, remember to take your medicine on time."

"Okay! Don't worry, you!"

After returning to the office and sitting down, Lu Nanke continued to sigh.

The ponytailed female doctor Shen Xinghua sitting opposite him looked away from the computer: "What's the matter?"

Lu Nanke handed her the medical records, and sighed: "Those three people are getting sicker than the other. I think the dose should be increased, or should I be given an electric shock?"

Shen Xinghua's eyes paused slightly on the medical record, and when he heard what he said, he curled his lips and brushed the hair on his sideburns behind his ears: "We are a regular mental hospital, where do we get electric shocks, don't make such jokes in the future Be careful when the dean hears that your bonus will be deducted."

Lu Nanke dismissed it: "Tch, am I afraid of him?"

Of course he wasn't afraid.

Lu Nanke, male, 27 years old.

is a traveler.

Strictly speaking, this is his second crossing.

After that false world was shattered by Lu Wanqing's power, he left that world.

When he came back to his senses, he appeared in this mental hospital.

In this world, he is a doctor in a psychiatric hospital.

And also lived a normal life for a long time.

Even seeing Wu De, he still grew up on his own, but...unexpectedly, he was mentally ill.

But he can't bring his mobile phone with him when he sees the patient, and he can't contact his mother, so he can only talk about it after get off work.

Seeing his dismissive look, Shen Xinghua on the opposite side sighed.

Lu Nanke raised his eyebrows: "Why, our gardener also has troubles?"

"It's not about the dating website my dad opened." Shen Xinghua rolled his eyes at him, and handed him a magenta mobile phone, "Look for yourself."

Lu Nanke took the phone and looked at it, his face turned dark.

Shen Xinghua's family runs a dating website, and he knows it, because he was pulled over by the other party this morning and paid 598 to sign up for an annual membership.

To be honest, at that time he just came to this world and his eyes were darkened, so he agreed in order not to be seen as a problem.

Didn't expect there to be a sequel!
What is displayed on the mobile phone is the personal page of the dating website.

Lu Nanke found that there was an additional option in the lower right corner - "Real-time Matching".

It is said that according to your personality, conditions, and requirements, you can match members of the opposite sex who match your conditions online.

Click in, and within 3 minutes, the website matched a female member.

But the profile picture, height, weight, photos, jobs, requirements, etc. are all invisible!
Click on the other person's profile picture, and it actually costs nine yuan to unlock it!

Turning off the website and putting the phone in his pocket, Lu Nanke took off his white coat and put it on the chair with a dark face, and then said to Shen Xinghua who also stood up: "Your website is so stupid! I finally know why you can't open it. Start a BMW."

After speaking, he went out.

Shen Xinghua followed him and asked him, "Why are you going? Give me back the phone first, it's my phone."

"Get off work! I'm going home! What, you want to be my girlfriend? That's just right, I don't have to go on blind dates anymore!" Lu Nanke reluctantly handed over his phone.

Shen Xinghua couldn't stop laughing: "Forget it, I'm still young, and I haven't planned to find a partner yet."

"cut!"

Lu Nanke curled his lips and walked forward.

Going back to the doctor's dormitory through the corridor, he opened the door of his dormitory room, turned around and said, "Okay, go back quickly, aren't you going to be on duty today? Or are you going to come in and have a drink with me? It's okay to have sex after drinking." Don't blame me."

"No, no, I'll be right back!" Shen Xinghua waved his hands quickly.

"Tsk!"

Bah——!
Lu Nanke slammed the door hard.

Shen Xinghua stood quietly for a few minutes, then turned around and walked to the next room.

There is already a doctor in a white coat standing here.

Through the one-sided glass, Shen Xinghua stared at Lu Nanke who was lying on the bed in a daze, and sighed: "Dean, you heard everything."

"Ah."

This is a man in his 50s who combs his silver hair back and looks like a black boss.

He is Zhou Kejie, the director of this mental hospital.

Just now he was observing Lu Nanke's reaction in the next room through the one-way glass on the wall, as well as the radio equipment on Shen Xinghua's body.

Dean Zhou continued to observe Lu Nanke, without turning his head, he said, "How is the situation?"

"He still thinks he is a doctor, and the word 'sick' is written in the medical records. And he also guessed a dating website that doesn't exist, and he also took the plastic mobile phone toy I gave him just now as real. .”

The girl with the high ponytail looked at the handsome face next door through the one-way glass, and couldn't bear it, "Dean, what's wrong with him?"

Looking at Lu Nanke who was already paralyzed on the bed in the next room and started to daze, the old dean sighed deeply, and then handed the medical records in his hand to Shen Xinghua.

Shen Xinghua opened the medical record, and Lu Nanke's information came into view.

[Lu Nanke, male, 27 years old.

Height 170 nine centimeters.

Weight 75 kg.

Diagnosed with hypochondria and mild cognitive impairment.

Symptom 1: I think I am a time traveler.

Symptom 2: I think I have a monster girlfriend.

Symptom 3: I think I am a doctor in a mental hospital.

Symptom 4: Guessing a dating website that does not exist at all and thinking that he is a member and paying dues, but in fact he has no money at all.

Symptom 5: Assuming that I can discharge electricity and is a person with superpowers.

Symptom 6: I imagine that my parents who passed away 20 years ago are still alive. 】

(End of this chapter)