she's nice but not human

Chapter 46 Lu Nanke's Brain Is Trembling

Lu Nanke was very sad.

But the sadness was not because of the car loan. In fact, the moment Lu Wanqing appeared, he no longer cared about the so-called car loan and housing loan.

What makes him sad is not that his long-awaited routine has been broken. After all, he has always known that this world is fake, but it's all so good anyway, so he just lies on his back.

Lu Nanke is a very realistic person.

Realistic people often have better tolerance. As long as they can survive, they can accept anything that happens.

Except for Niu Niu being forced to take a holiday and other things beyond the bottom line.

In other words, he just goes with the flow, even if his mother is not around, he can deceive himself and tell others that the one at home is his mother.

Probably the only "extraordinary" thing he has ever done in his life was to make an enemy of the whole world and go find Lu Wanqing on a date.

"Mr. Lu, please don't worry~~" Lu Wanqing turned her head, with a faint purple glow in her beautiful eyes, "I won't let this bitch hurt you~~"

Lu Nanke: "."

I'm about to kiss!Where did the damage come from?

And isn't it you, Lu Wanqing, who broke his dream of a false but comfortable daily life!
Unfortunately, Lu Nanke couldn't hate her.

She's really good after all
But is she happy too?

Because Shen Xinghua said that the brighter the eyes of monsters like them, the more excited they are at the moment.

"Injury? Huh." Shen Xinghua also stood up shaking at this moment.

The half of her tongue that was pulled off by Lu Wanqing also returned to normal at this moment.

Wiping the blood from the corner of her mouth, there was a crimson halo in her eyes, "You are the one who ruined our daily life, right? Obviously Lu Bao can live a decent life, without annoying bosses, and without the possibility of death at any time." There is no danger of falling, there is no inexplicable mother to look for, and with my perfect girlfriend, he can live happily here!

"It's because you bitch ruined his life! Lu Bao, you are very angry too! Don't worry, I will kill her to make you happy"

Lu Nanke scratched his cheek. In fact, he was not very angry.

But I'm afraid it's hard to say such words in the current atmosphere.

"I'm in a hurry, you're in a hurry." Lu Wanqing raised her chin and looked down at Shen Xinghua condescendingly, "Because you didn't make it this far, you didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to me."

She put her hands behind her back, and said in a frivolous and joyful tone, "Invade other worlds, then kill everyone you know around Mr. Lu and leave him alone, then use tyrannical strength and perverted personality to create a sense of despair, but because of deliberate carelessness 'And let Mr. Lu think that he escaped from birth.

"Then he created his dream life in this world to give him a false 'reality' and 'future', let him immerse himself in the falsehood and never leave, and in the end only you stayed by his side. Hmph. You I know Mr. Lu pretty well."

"of course!"

Shen Xinghua patted the mountains on his chest triumphantly, "Unlike you bitch, I am the vice president of the 'Lu Nanke Support Club'! I have been the runner-up of the 'Lu Nanke Knowledge Quiz Contest' for 39 consecutive years! All I also collect Lu Bao’s peripherals! There are even pirated figurines and sexy pillows! There is also a 210:1 ratio 'White Shirt First Love Edition' limited edition figure! No one knows Lu Bao better than me!"

"But you are only the vice president, and you are only a runner-up~~" Lu Wanqing still had that smiling expression.

Sure enough, the pleasure of seeing others deflated is always better than achieving the goal.

Not to mention that she saw the other party deflated and achieved the goal at the same time, that would be double the happiness!

Shen Xinghua was startled, and asked tentatively, "Are you the champion and president?"

Lu Wanqing shook her head and denied, "Of course not, I'm just a registered member, and I only won No.8 in the 'Lu Nanke Knowledge Quiz Contest'."

Shen Xinghua sneered, "It turns out you're a bad eight, so why are you mad at me?"

"Because unlike your trash loser who regards Mr. Lu as an idol, I truly regard him as a man who can become my husband." Lu Wanqing gently grasped the wrist of her right hand with her left hand behind her back, "Longing is distance." Understand the farthest distance, when you start worshiping Mr. Lu as an idol male god, you will never be able to get close to understanding his reality.

"By the way, I was the first champion of the 'Lu Nanke Inner Reading Comprehension Competition'."

"It's not an idol." Shen Xinghua corrected Lu Wanqing's mistake with a serious expression, and then stared at the bewildered Lu Nanke with his ecstatic eyes, two morbid blushes appeared on his inhumanly beautiful and delicate face, "It's Starfury force!"

".Can I interpret this sentence as you, bitch, provoking me?" Lu Wanqing's smile became sweeter, but the trash talk she spouted was not bad at all.

"Wait a minute." Lu Nanke rested his forehead and sighed, "My head hurts a little. I can't understand what you said at all. Can anyone explain it to me?"

What the hell is "Lu Nanke Support Club"?

What is the "Lu Nanke Knowledge Quiz Contest"?

And what is the "Lu Nanke Psychological Reading Contest"?
And the so-called "39 years", he is only 210 years old!

By the way, do you have your own authorization for the hand-made pillows and other surrounding areas?Playing a pirated version still dances like this?Could you please pay the copyright fee?
Lu Nanke couldn't understand what they were saying at all.

But there is one thing he can understand, that is, the illegitimate meal is really scary.

"Am I famous among youkai? Why? What's the reason?"

As soon as he said this, the two "people" fell into silence.

Lu Nanke smiled slightly, and directly took out from his trouser pocket the milky white ceramic fruit knife that he had specially packed before going out, drew the knife out of its sheath, and pressed it against his throat, "Don't tell me, right? Then I'll kill myself on the spot for you to see."

"Lu Bao! Don't—!"

"So you don't understand anything, Mr. Lu will not commit suicide."

Lu Wanqing remained unhurried, and even had time to mock the panicked Shen Xinghua.

"." Lu Nanke put down the fruit knife.

One thing to say, Lu Wanqing really knows him well enough.

But he also has special threats.

"Miss Lu, if you don't say anything, I'll be Shen Xinghua's Star Fury!"

Shen Xinghua was ecstatic.

Lu Wanqing's easy-going smile also froze on her face.

After all, with Lu Nanke's timid and lecherous character, he can indeed do this kind of thing.

"Okay, okay, I surrender." Lu Wanqing sighed, "Really, once Mr. Lu thinks that he won't be hurt, he will immediately make progress~"

"Shut up bitch! Don't say anything!" Of course Shen Xinghua wanted to stop Lu Wanqing.

"You bitch is really an idiot." Lu Wanqing dodged Shen Xinghua's attack and continued to taunt, "Mr. Lu will not be your Star Fury, he is just using you idiot to directly achieve balance between you and me, It's just that he has other threats."

Her purple phoenix eyes looked at Lu Nanke with a half smile but not a smile, "For example, what should Mr. Lu do if he eats poop?"

"...There is absolutely no such possibility!" Lu Nanke panicked.

This is a threat!This must be a threat!
(End of this chapter)