The Reiki Era of the Powerful

Chapter 403
"Have you guys watched the latest "Into the Extraordinary"? Hahaha, it's classified as a popular science documentary. I was rolling on the ground laughing hahaha."

"The truth of the world is revealed, the future Empress Caesar is actually a superhuman!"

"Have you noticed the voice-over that interviewed the eldest daughter of the emperor? After my sleepless comparison! I'm 300% sure that the interviewer is the director of Yanlugeyan himself!"

"The significance of the 'sugar-to-salt technique' is epoch-making. It breaks the laws of chemical element conservation, atomic conservation, electron conservation, charge conservation, valence conservation, and energy conservation——"Sugar-to-Salt Technique" Special Research Group Expert Group Team leader Cheng Xiaoyuan."

"Zhenghuo Master Yanluge's latest production, if you don't read it, you won't know it, just look at it and laugh to death."

"Yan Shoufu is really a planning genius (laughing and crying)! But the eldest daughter of the emperor really has a temperament! She can speak so elegantly with serious nonsense!"

"The Transcendents exposed this time are really powerful and terrifying. Now I'm looking forward to the rise of new humans to occupy Planet Aquamarine (manual dog head)."

"..."

Yan Luge sat with his legs crossed, on the edge of the coast of Zizi Island of the Black Stone Islands, feeding spirit fish to frigatebirds one by one, and at the same time reading online comments one by one to the golden cat beside him.

"Look, look, this year's netizen's acceptance of supernatural beings is quite high, isn't it?" Yan Luge laughed happily, "There are still people who want to invite superhumans to rule the world, why don't I go?"

Su Er VII shook his ears, and tilted his head in a rather humane manner with a questioning expression: "?"

It still doesn't quite understand modern things, such as "network reviews", "science popularization documentaries", and "reorganization", but it does understand the last sentence of Yanlvge.

It seems to be asking: really?
Yan Luge laughed, and rubbed the cat's head angrily: "Just kidding... I'm not interested in doing this kind of thing, it's too troublesome.

"Ah, Xiaoqi, I feel that you have grown hair! Your hand feels better and better!"

Zur VII: "Short hair."

"Yes, yes, right now, it's just short hair, about half a centimeter in size, not long enough, and not soft enough to touch, it's a little prickly."

"It's growing."

"Huh? Will your hair grow longer?"

"correct."

"Will it grow up to be a cute, fluffy cat like a Maine Coon cat?"

"……effort."

Surr VII, who initially had only a cat-shaped outline, now looks more and more like a real cat.

The originally hard golden body began to become soft, and the face as stiff as a knife began to become vivid. The pupils carved from white jade and lapis lazuli became more like the vertical pupils of a cat, and the size of the pupils could be adjusted according to the light and darkness.

It even has eyelids, short fur and retractable claws.

After a while, it will become a kitten that is difficult to distinguish between real and fake.

"By the way, I have handed over your golden scepter and white bone snake whip to the third research department. After the runes inside are reproduced, I will ask the venerable to help you transform them into collars and cat bells."

"it is good."

"Wow, so refreshing? Then I engrave '[-] yuan a time' on the collar?"

"it is good."

"Wow, do you agree with this? Xiao Qi, do you want to be so good-tempered? What if you are bullied in the future?"

"..."

The newborn spirits involuntarily showed a somewhat helpless look.

It stretched out its paws and touched Ridge's fingertips, passing a memory over.

The memory scene happened recently. Yanluge was watching "The Queen's Concubine Wants to Compete for Favor" in the hotel of the Nile Federation with Su Er VII in his arms.

In the play, the domineering Empress Gu Xize pinched the chin of the male concubine in the harem with one hand, and smiled wickedly: "Except for you, no one dares to be so unreasonable to this king!"

This is what it wants to say.

Yanluge: "..."

Surr VII lowered his head, nonchalantly learning how to lick his paws.

Facts have proved that no matter how cold the cat looks, it has a rich inner world.

Yan Luge hugged the 222-jin golden cat in his arms, grabbed a handful of small spirit fish from the bucket with his tentacles, and threw them towards the group of chirping frigate birds.

One for each bird, no more, no less.

The frigatebirds, who were accustomed to this feeding method, lined up, took their share of fish, thanked Yanlvge clumsily, and then scattered to enjoy their own food.

Yan Luge blinked, and the sci-fi electronic field of vision in his left eye jumped, linking to the intranet of the Blackstone Research Institute.

"Into the Extraordinary: Useless Extraordinary Ability: "Eating Sugar to Salt Technique"" is amazingly popular, which means that everyone is full of expectations for this series of works. As long as the subsequent episodes do not collapse, the ratings will not be low.

Yan Lvge took a look at Tong Qingqing's plan and suggested topics for subsequent episodes.

The second episode: "Into the Extraordinary: Useless Extraordinary Ability: "Pull 3×3×3cm Cube Shit"", the material comes from the commander of Tianzhou No. 101.

Hey, it seems that Ms. Tong Qingqing's thinking is very consistent with his.

Director Yan also felt that this extraordinary ability was useless, so useless that it could compete with the "sugar-to-salt technique" for the title of "the most useless extraordinary ability".

He also hesitated for a long time when choosing the material for the first episode, and finally, under the advice of the professional Tong Qingqing, he chose Shikoti, which has its own popularity and traffic.

But he is still very optimistic about this extraordinary ability!
Although I always feel that with the mystical style of Command No. 101, there is a high probability that Lao Zheng will not agree with his superhuman being exposed in this way...

Then don't ask for opinions, just broadcast it to him!

By the time he finds out, it's a done deal, so forgive him for not daring to come to the Blackstone Research Institute to make trouble.

Yan Lige thought happily, then moved the focus of her eyes happily, and selected Pass under the topic selection.

He continued to watch.

The third episode: "Entering the Extraordinary: Useless Extraordinary Ability: "Perspective Eyelids"", the material comes from the supernatural countermeasures class of Sangdao.

Episode Four: ...

With a very professional eye, Ms. Tong Qingqing carefully selected a lot of useless extraordinary abilities from the database.

Including but not limited to: you can make any flavor of grilled fish sauce spicy, but only limited to the part of the grilled fish sauce that is in contact with the soil; you can change the color of your nails to achieve the effect of nail polish, but the color change is It is random and has a 50% probability that it will turn into shit yellow; it can control a certain brand of computer monitor to adjust the contrast, but it can only be adjusted between 0 and 100; it can be realized as a talking pink Thai Di Xiong, but no one can see it except himself; he can speak a proficient Pippi Shrimp language, but he will scare the Pippi Shrimp to death when he hears his voice...

After Yan Luge looked around, he nodded in satisfaction.

Everyone's awakened extraordinary abilities are really useless.

The next show should be good enough.

Of course, from Yan Luge's point of view, some extraordinary abilities are not particularly useless, on the contrary, they can produce unexpected effects when used well.

For example, the ability of "seeing through the eyelids", the ability owner Asano Kanazawa used it to pretend to be blind, pretending to be forced to cheat a lot of people's money.

But as a popular science program for the general public, the most important thing is visual and interesting, and we must also take into account the acceptance of everyone, so that ordinary people will not feel disgusted and afraid of extraordinary people... There is no lethality in choosing these The funny ability is the best.

As for whether Asano Kanazawa, the little liar, would be brutally beaten by the victim after being exposed...

Um?What does that matter to him?As the leader of an extraordinary organization, can't he even handle such trivial matters?

All the happy words and rhythms were selected and passed.

After spending 5 minutes, Director Yan completed all the work for today.

He lay on his back on the beach, spreading his soft tentacles in all directions like a big octopus, lazily basking in the sun.

However, at this moment, Yanlvge heard a rush of ringtones——his cell phone rang.

Since the newly installed electronic prosthetic eye is not connected to the auditory nerve, it cannot realize the call function, so Yanlige had to bend the tentacles, took out the phone from his pocket, and pressed the answer button without looking at it.

He heard the uncontrollable roar of the eldest daughter of the emperor opposite: "Word! Law! Song!"

　Thanks to "Lao Yan loves spicy food" and "Xingyuan BOOM" for their rewards~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)