Girl, take it easy
Chapter 97 Chen Lu, don't get excited
Chapter 97 Chen Lu, don't get excited
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Chen Lu got off the flower boat and was escorted by a maid to the shore.
"Mr. Chen, please go slowly." The maid bowed.
"En." Chen Lu nodded.
Then he walked to a distance, and after walking about the same distance, Chen Lu looked back, but there was no one there, and he started to run wildly!
Chen Lu didn't go home directly, but went to Zhenyun Division.
Today Zhenyun Division is on duty with a team leader named Xiyangyang and Guangtouqiang.
On duty on the second day of the Lunar New Year, both Xi Yangyang and Guangtouqiang were dozing off.
During the Chinese New Year, there is really not much work to do.
This is not to say that monsters also celebrate the new year, and they don't know that monsters don't celebrate the new year.
Anyway, during the Chinese New Year, it is the time when the fortune of a dynasty is at its peak, and all the monsters in the Qian Kingdom will be suppressed in strength.
Generally, no monster would seek death when he was weak.
And when the two were watching "The Wind, Flowers, Snow and Moon", suddenly, Chen Lu rushed in and sat down, which made the two of them tremble smartly.
Chen Lu.
They remember.
But at that time the great hero of the task of killing King An Le.
"Ding Shisan Group, Chen Lu, right? What's the matter with you? You're not on duty today." Xi Yangyang asked curiously, but still poured a cup of tea for Chen Lu very thoughtfully.
Chen Lu swallowed: "Next, don't be afraid of what I'm going to say!"
Xi Yangyang: "Chen Luyou are you kidding me? We are the township envoys! And we are the team leader, we are not even afraid of King Anle, what else are we afraid of? Tell me!"
"."
Why do I feel that the group leader is a little bit clever in speaking?
Chen Lu: "Just now, I participated in the Hundred Flowers Festival, and then wrote a poem called "Ode to the Goose". As a result, I was invited by Miss Qiuqiu from Chunfeng Tower to board the boat! As a result! I saw a Fox demon!"
"Fox demon?"
Sunset Yang drew a picture and showed it to Chen Lu.
Chen Lu: "No! A fox! It's a vixen in human form!"
Xi Yangyang quickly drew a picture of a vixen in human form and showed it to Chen Lu.
Chen Lu: "It's not a human-shaped fox with fur, no claws, no fox head, no hair on the body, it's not Fu Rui!"
Sunset draws another picture.
Chen Lu: "No, where's your tail? She has a tail! Lots of tails, nine tails! And fox ears!"
Sunset continued to draw a picture.
Chen Lu: "No Jill, she's a girl!"
Xi Yangyang picked up the picture, but Guang Touqiang took it and added a curly hair: "Female."
Chen Lu pulled out the painting impatiently: "You vixen! Haven't the two of you ever caught a vixen before?
It's the kind of vixen with long hair, a good figure, and nine fox tails.
Miss Qiuqiu from Chunfeng Tower is a vixen, understand? "
Xi Yangyang nodded: "Understood, you continue to talk."
There was a little melancholy in Chen Lu's eyes:
"She's targeting me and saying I'm talented.
May I ask who doesn't know I'm talented?I was already very talented.
She is also very beautiful, and then, ah, I wrote poems, trying to win the favor of the beauty.
It's not just me, Hui Mingwei and Xiong Erlang are also there, as well as team leader Lu Houda, they went to the Hundred Flowers Club with me.
In the end I was selected, and then I entered the flower boat.
I was under the illusion of that vixen, she kept seducing me in my dream!Seduce me over and over again!
But in the end I was determined and broke away from the illusion!
As a result, this vixen stopped acting, the tail is so long, nine!Nine!A whole nine tails!I was scared out of my wits. "
Xi Yangyang lowered his head and couldn't help laughing, wiped his face and became serious again, and couldn't hold back the laugh, but forced himself to hold back.
Chen Lu: "What are you laughing at?"
Xi Yangyang: "I think of happy things."
Chen Lu: "What happy thing?"
Xi Yangyang: "My wife has given birth."
Guangtouqiang couldn't help laughing either, and forced himself to hold back.
Chen Lu: "What are you laughing at?"
Guang Touqiang seemed sincere: "My wife has also given birth."
Chen Lu: "Are your wives the same person?"
The setting sun was unclear, so he nodded: "Yes, yes——"
Guangtou forced a smile, and the two of them covered their faces and laughed.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Guangtou coughed a few times, calmed down, "No, they gave birth on the same day."
Chen Lu: "I repeat. I'm not joking."
Xi Yang: "That's right."
The two couldn't stop laughing.
Chen Lu slapped the table angrily: "Two team leaders! We are colleagues! We are both town transport envoys! Do I look like the kind of person who is joking?!"
Guangtouqiang: "Chen Lu, don't get excited, let's get down to business. Well, is the vixen you just mentioned beautiful?"
Chen Lu: "It's not a question of whether she's pretty or not. She really is that kind, that rare kind... Her eyes are very charming, seductive like a fox, her nose seems to be upturned, and her teeth are white ,very nice.
It's a pity that I was too nervous to see her breasts clearly—”
Sunset laughed again.
Chen Lu: "You are too deceitful, I have tolerated you for a long time! Don't think that you can make fun of me just because you are the team leader! I am also covered by the team leader!"
Xi Yangyang: "Chen Lu, calm down, I didn't laugh."
Chen Lu: "You're obviously laughing at me, but you haven't stopped."
Xi Yangyang: "Chen Lu, we have been strictly trained, no matter how funny it is, we will not laugh unless we can't help it."
Guangtouqiang: "How about this, Chen Lu, you go back and wait for the news, we will contact the Spring Festival emergency action team to deal with it, and notify you as soon as possible."
Chen Lu: "Okay, you guys hurry up, I can go with you too, it's very dangerous, the other party's realm is even higher than Tang Zhan's! It's best to notify the chief and bring more people."
Chen Lu sighed and walked out, but as soon as he went out, he heard the envoys of the two towns laughing.
The envoys of the two towns were overjoyed in the house.
Chen Lu turned his head and opened the door to go in, but saw the two township envoys standing in front of the table with serious faces.
Xi Yangyang: "Chen Lu, do you have anything to add?"
Chen Lu didn't catch the present, closed the door and left.
The two laughed from ear to ear again, the door was pushed open by Chen Lu, and the two of them looked serious again.
Guangtouqiang: "Chen Lu?"
Chen Lu left angrily.
"Speaking of which, don't we really need to go and see?"
After Chen Lu left, Xi Yangyang asked his colleagues.
"no need."
Guangtouqiang yawned.
"The director said that that vixen will not be dangerous to Chen Lu, let us fool it and leave it alone."
"What is the status of a vixen who can make the chief minister turn a blind eye?" Xi Yangyang asked vigilantly.
"Who knows?"
Guangtouqiang looked outside the door.
"In contrast, I want to know more about the identity of our colleague."
(End of this chapter)
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Chen Lu got off the flower boat and was escorted by a maid to the shore.
"Mr. Chen, please go slowly." The maid bowed.
"En." Chen Lu nodded.
Then he walked to a distance, and after walking about the same distance, Chen Lu looked back, but there was no one there, and he started to run wildly!
Chen Lu didn't go home directly, but went to Zhenyun Division.
Today Zhenyun Division is on duty with a team leader named Xiyangyang and Guangtouqiang.
On duty on the second day of the Lunar New Year, both Xi Yangyang and Guangtouqiang were dozing off.
During the Chinese New Year, there is really not much work to do.
This is not to say that monsters also celebrate the new year, and they don't know that monsters don't celebrate the new year.
Anyway, during the Chinese New Year, it is the time when the fortune of a dynasty is at its peak, and all the monsters in the Qian Kingdom will be suppressed in strength.
Generally, no monster would seek death when he was weak.
And when the two were watching "The Wind, Flowers, Snow and Moon", suddenly, Chen Lu rushed in and sat down, which made the two of them tremble smartly.
Chen Lu.
They remember.
But at that time the great hero of the task of killing King An Le.
"Ding Shisan Group, Chen Lu, right? What's the matter with you? You're not on duty today." Xi Yangyang asked curiously, but still poured a cup of tea for Chen Lu very thoughtfully.
Chen Lu swallowed: "Next, don't be afraid of what I'm going to say!"
Xi Yangyang: "Chen Luyou are you kidding me? We are the township envoys! And we are the team leader, we are not even afraid of King Anle, what else are we afraid of? Tell me!"
"."
Why do I feel that the group leader is a little bit clever in speaking?
Chen Lu: "Just now, I participated in the Hundred Flowers Festival, and then wrote a poem called "Ode to the Goose". As a result, I was invited by Miss Qiuqiu from Chunfeng Tower to board the boat! As a result! I saw a Fox demon!"
"Fox demon?"
Sunset Yang drew a picture and showed it to Chen Lu.
Chen Lu: "No! A fox! It's a vixen in human form!"
Xi Yangyang quickly drew a picture of a vixen in human form and showed it to Chen Lu.
Chen Lu: "It's not a human-shaped fox with fur, no claws, no fox head, no hair on the body, it's not Fu Rui!"
Sunset draws another picture.
Chen Lu: "No, where's your tail? She has a tail! Lots of tails, nine tails! And fox ears!"
Sunset continued to draw a picture.
Chen Lu: "No Jill, she's a girl!"
Xi Yangyang picked up the picture, but Guang Touqiang took it and added a curly hair: "Female."
Chen Lu pulled out the painting impatiently: "You vixen! Haven't the two of you ever caught a vixen before?
It's the kind of vixen with long hair, a good figure, and nine fox tails.
Miss Qiuqiu from Chunfeng Tower is a vixen, understand? "
Xi Yangyang nodded: "Understood, you continue to talk."
There was a little melancholy in Chen Lu's eyes:
"She's targeting me and saying I'm talented.
May I ask who doesn't know I'm talented?I was already very talented.
She is also very beautiful, and then, ah, I wrote poems, trying to win the favor of the beauty.
It's not just me, Hui Mingwei and Xiong Erlang are also there, as well as team leader Lu Houda, they went to the Hundred Flowers Club with me.
In the end I was selected, and then I entered the flower boat.
I was under the illusion of that vixen, she kept seducing me in my dream!Seduce me over and over again!
But in the end I was determined and broke away from the illusion!
As a result, this vixen stopped acting, the tail is so long, nine!Nine!A whole nine tails!I was scared out of my wits. "
Xi Yangyang lowered his head and couldn't help laughing, wiped his face and became serious again, and couldn't hold back the laugh, but forced himself to hold back.
Chen Lu: "What are you laughing at?"
Xi Yangyang: "I think of happy things."
Chen Lu: "What happy thing?"
Xi Yangyang: "My wife has given birth."
Guangtouqiang couldn't help laughing either, and forced himself to hold back.
Chen Lu: "What are you laughing at?"
Guang Touqiang seemed sincere: "My wife has also given birth."
Chen Lu: "Are your wives the same person?"
The setting sun was unclear, so he nodded: "Yes, yes——"
Guangtou forced a smile, and the two of them covered their faces and laughed.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Guangtou coughed a few times, calmed down, "No, they gave birth on the same day."
Chen Lu: "I repeat. I'm not joking."
Xi Yang: "That's right."
The two couldn't stop laughing.
Chen Lu slapped the table angrily: "Two team leaders! We are colleagues! We are both town transport envoys! Do I look like the kind of person who is joking?!"
Guangtouqiang: "Chen Lu, don't get excited, let's get down to business. Well, is the vixen you just mentioned beautiful?"
Chen Lu: "It's not a question of whether she's pretty or not. She really is that kind, that rare kind... Her eyes are very charming, seductive like a fox, her nose seems to be upturned, and her teeth are white ,very nice.
It's a pity that I was too nervous to see her breasts clearly—”
Sunset laughed again.
Chen Lu: "You are too deceitful, I have tolerated you for a long time! Don't think that you can make fun of me just because you are the team leader! I am also covered by the team leader!"
Xi Yangyang: "Chen Lu, calm down, I didn't laugh."
Chen Lu: "You're obviously laughing at me, but you haven't stopped."
Xi Yangyang: "Chen Lu, we have been strictly trained, no matter how funny it is, we will not laugh unless we can't help it."
Guangtouqiang: "How about this, Chen Lu, you go back and wait for the news, we will contact the Spring Festival emergency action team to deal with it, and notify you as soon as possible."
Chen Lu: "Okay, you guys hurry up, I can go with you too, it's very dangerous, the other party's realm is even higher than Tang Zhan's! It's best to notify the chief and bring more people."
Chen Lu sighed and walked out, but as soon as he went out, he heard the envoys of the two towns laughing.
The envoys of the two towns were overjoyed in the house.
Chen Lu turned his head and opened the door to go in, but saw the two township envoys standing in front of the table with serious faces.
Xi Yangyang: "Chen Lu, do you have anything to add?"
Chen Lu didn't catch the present, closed the door and left.
The two laughed from ear to ear again, the door was pushed open by Chen Lu, and the two of them looked serious again.
Guangtouqiang: "Chen Lu?"
Chen Lu left angrily.
"Speaking of which, don't we really need to go and see?"
After Chen Lu left, Xi Yangyang asked his colleagues.
"no need."
Guangtouqiang yawned.
"The director said that that vixen will not be dangerous to Chen Lu, let us fool it and leave it alone."
"What is the status of a vixen who can make the chief minister turn a blind eye?" Xi Yangyang asked vigilantly.
"Who knows?"
Guangtouqiang looked outside the door.
"In contrast, I want to know more about the identity of our colleague."
(End of this chapter)
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