This director only makes bad movies.

Chapter 100 The box office of the movie was [-] million, I drank Lin Hongxiu's foot-washing water on the spot
A room with a computer.

The film critic Tao Heng sat on the chair with a hesitant look on his face. He put his finger on the Enter key several times, but he still couldn't press it.

A film review has been written, and he can send this film review with a single touch for netizens to see.

This job, which usually seems very simple and easy, has become extremely difficult at this moment.

Strictly speaking, this movie review was not written by him, but Xu Nan had already prepared it for him.

Film critic Tao Heng has posted two film reviews on "Captain of China" before.

The first film review was: "Inferior service, ridiculous plot, ridiculous lines, rubbish acting, "Captain of China", a movie that can't find any merits."

The second film review is: "A director who touches porcelain, and a Bai Fumei who can't act at all, jointly created a miracle in Chinese film history."

These two film reviews were prepared by Xu Nan for him in advance, and every time he posts a film review, he can get a lot of money.

The third movie review that is going to be sent out is also prepared by Xu Nan in advance for him. As long as it is sent out, he can make money.

Tao Heng only briefly read the first film review and the second film review before posting them without hesitation.

But this third film review, Xu Nan sent it for several hours, and he couldn't make up his mind to post it.

The first two film reviews will be sent out as soon as they are sent out, and will not have much impact on him.

But if this third film review is really sent out, then he will have no way of turning back.

Either, become a well-known laughing stock, or become a legend in the world of film critics.

Thinking of heaven and hell, Tao Heng had to be cautious.

Even Xu Nan urged him several times, but he still couldn't make up his mind.

Although Tao Heng's integrity value is very low, he still has integrity.

But if this film review is sent out, his integrity will really be completely lost.

"Jingle Bell"

The phone suddenly rang.

Tao Heng's body shook, he took the phone and looked, it was indeed Xu Nan's number.

He smiled wryly and quickly picked it up.

"Why haven't the film reviews been sent out for so long? Do you not want to post them? It doesn't matter. I can find someone else to post them, but you have already signed the contract. You must pay me liquidated damages."

Tao Heng showed a look of helplessness.

He signed a contract with Xu Nan, as long as he can complete the things in the contract, he will be paid generously, and even let him be financially free.

But if it fails to complete, you must pay high liquidated damages.

This liquidated damages is astronomical for him, and he can't afford it at all.

Thinking of the terrible consequences of breaching the contract, Tao Heng smiled wryly: "Just now I was just checking the movie review for typos. I wasted a little time. I will post the movie review right away."

"That's good, act according to my instructions, and you will have the money."

Xu Nan hung up the phone.

Tao Heng sat back in his seat, looked at the movie review to be sent, gritted his teeth, and pressed the send button with his fingers.

From the moment he signed the contract, he was in no position to go back on his word.

For the sake of money, such things as integrity should be completely abandoned.

Soon, the computer indicated that the movie review was sent successfully.

The title of this film review is: "I guarantee the lives of my whole family, if the box office of "Captain of China" exceeds [-] million, I will drink Lin Hongxiu's footwashing water."

Liu Dongdong saw this film review, and after seeing the title, he clicked in without hesitation.

Not to mention that he is paying close attention to the information about "Captain of China", even if it is not, when he sees such a hot title, he will click in and take a look.

"Hello everyone, I am Tao Heng, a film critic. I have used two film reviews to analyze the movie "Captain of China" in all aspects, from the director, to the screenwriter, to the plot, to the lines, to the special effects and finally to the actors. This movie is pure rubbish, no matter how you judge it.

But what I never thought was that Lin Hongxiu has so many brain-dead fans, dare to stand up and say that this movie is bad and has nothing to do with the actors, the movie trash is not the actor's fault, she has worked very hard. shit.

Damn, it has nothing to do with me whether she works hard or not. Even if she really works hard, the movie should be garbage, but it is still garbage. Why do you say it has nothing to do with her?
Before the movie was released, a group of fans clamored wildly there, saying that this movie would be Lin Hongxiu's masterpiece, which would amaze everyone and make all the stars in the entertainment industry get ready for the arrival of the actress.

Now that the movie is released, and it is found to be a bad movie, they start to say that the movie's performance has nothing to do with the actors, it's all the director's fault and other nonsense.

I’m just so eager to get rid of the relationship, and I want to pin the blame on others. To be honest, I watched the movie “Captain of China” three times in a row in order to write a movie review. The biggest problem with the whole movie It's because of the actor Lin Hongxiu.

The plot of this movie is actually okay. An old-fashioned revenge movie, if the actors have good acting skills, it can be regarded as a mediocre movie, but it is because of Lin Hongxiu's incredible acting skills that brought this movie to an unprecedented level. The pulpy realm where no one will come after.

Netizens can see clearly that this movie is so bad that the princess is responsible for more than half of the blame, but there is always a group of brainless fans who are crazy about washing the floor. They have no brains at all, and the dung beetles will dance excitedly when they open your heads.

There is also our little princess Lin Hongxiu from Shenhua. Some time ago, the marketing press release was well known on the Internet. What kind of fairy descends to earth, a princess on the run, who works hard and has outstanding acting skills. The advantages of the whole world are not as many as yours. Is this the result of the movie?

A piece of advice, Princess Shenhua, don’t come to the entertainment industry in the future. Although the entry threshold for this industry is so low that you can even get into it, there are still barriers to entry. At least your conditions are definitely not suitable for the entertainment industry. Let's go, the little princess whom the family loves infinitely.

Oh, by the way, a group of fans of Lin Hongxiu clamored to me that the box office of this movie was 7000 million on the first day, which shows that this movie is not useless.

To be honest, I laughed. Obviously, the 7000 million box office was purely because the movie was marketed too hard before, and a large number of audiences were deceived into entering the theater. Now the word of mouth of the movie has come out, and the reputation of bad movies has spread In the whole country, absolutely no idiot will continue to watch movies.

I estimate that the box office of this movie is about 5000 million. After all, this world is always full of weird people who know that it is a bad movie and go to see it, but the limit of this movie is 5000 million.

As for the idiot who said that the box office of the movie can reach [-] million, I will put it here. If the box office of this movie can exceed [-] million, I will drink Lin Hongxiu's foot-washing water.

Do you understand, the box office of a movie can reach [-] million, so I drink Lin Hongxiu's footwashing water. "

(End of this chapter)