This director only makes bad movies.
Chapter 11 Sullying the noble art of cinema
Chapter 11 Sullying the noble art of cinema
After the screening permit at the beginning, it is a close-up of a picture.
This picture, at first glance, is not bad, but on closer inspection, it can be seen that the quality is very average, and there are some obvious defects.
Zhang Yange frowned.
What's the matter with this director, how dare he use such poor quality props.
If it was his crew, the prop master would definitely be fired if he dared to fool him with such poor quality props.
With a hint of displeasure, Zhang Yange continued to read.
Then, he discovered a problem.
Where's the cast?
What about the cast and crew?
Isn't there usually a cast and crew list at the beginning of a movie?
Which actor played which role must be listed, as well as the producer and producer. Normal movies will be released, and they will be displayed in a prominent middle position to attract the audience's attention.
This movie does the opposite. The names of these personnel are made very small, and they are all placed in the corner. They pass by in a flash.
Zhang Yange was watching it seriously, but after reading the beginning, he didn't even see the names of the protagonist and director clearly, let alone remember them.
After the brief opening, it's the feature film.
In a "heavily guarded" museum, several experts are discussing how important "A Picture of Shanghe on Qingming" is.
The corners of Zhang Yange's mouth couldn't help twitching.
Is this Nima an expert?
You tell me this is an expert?
How is this character image different from that of a migrant worker!
The white coat she was wearing was also stained and not convincing at all.
The casting of this film does not conform to the basic rules of film casting at all. The image and temperament of the actors do not fit the role at all.
Such a movie that doesn't respect rules in casting, Nima still dares to release it.
This is completely tarnishing the art of film.
Zhang Yange felt as if he saw the high-cold goddess whom he regarded as a treasure, being manipulated by a filthy beggar who didn't know where he came from, and was playing with Awei's [-]th style.
This feeling is extremely sour and refreshing.
The movie continues to show.
Next, the classroom converted into a museum, as well as toy guns, and heavy guards like jokes appeared one after another.
Zhang Yange's body couldn't help trembling, he gritted his teeth, and continued to watch viciously.
Then, it was the process of the villain organization stealing Qingming Shanghetu. The red laser light turned into red wool, and the cracked code became a combination lock that could be bought for tens of dollars on the street.
The thief steals the treasure as if it were a joke.
Zhang Yange's eyes were red with anger, and he clenched his fists tightly, his knuckles turned white because of too much force.
He remembers very clearly that when he saw the Treasure Hunt movie for the first time, he saw the protagonist using sunglasses to check the laser light, then walked through it carefully, and then used high-tech equipment to crack the [-]-digit code.
At that moment, his whole body was stunned, as if his soul had been baptized.
That is to say, from that moment on, he made up his mind that he must make a high-quality treasure hunting film in the future.
This is also the reason why he made "Surfing the River During the Qingming Festival".
In order to pay tribute to that classic movie, he specially filmed similar plots in "Surfing the River During the Qingming Festival", which won unanimous praise from netizens.
But what about this movie?
Such a classic plot, why did you use such bad props to film it like this.
Against the backdrop of red wool, the classic exciting plot that should have made the audience feel extremely nervous and adrenaline soared has become extremely funny and ridiculous.
This kind of feeling is no longer the high-cold goddess who is regarded as a treasure being played by dirty beggars, but being trained by several wild dogs in turn.
But he could only watch from the sidelines.
"call"
"call"
Zhang Yange kept panting heavily, his eyes were bloodshot
This director, how could he make a movie like this?
In his heart, did he still feel awe of the movie?
After two hours, the movie ends.
Zhang Yange sat on the seat with a spoiled expression.
This movie is simply challenging his physical limits, and it has shocked his worldview.
Two young people who had watched the movie next to them started talking.
"It's so bad, it's worse than what was said on the Internet. Apart from the heroine's legs, there is nothing to see. There are too many slots, and I don't know how to vomit."
"I think this movie is okay. Although it's bad, it's not just bad, but a very special kind of bad. It's pretty good."
Think it looks good?
Zhang Yange turned his head in disbelief, and looked at the young man who spoke.
"Do you really think this movie is good?"
The young man nodded: "Yes, it's quite distinctive, very joyful."
Zhang Yange laughed back angrily: "You still think such a rubbish movie is good-looking. No wonder there are so many rubbish movies on the market. In the end, it's rubbish audiences like you who contribute to their box office."
The young man stood up immediately: "You are sick when riding a horse, so who are you talking about, you need a beating."
"Don't be angry, it's a misunderstanding."
The assistant quickly stood up and explained.
The brother next to the young man also helped to persuade him.
"Don't fight. If you lose, you will be hospitalized. If you win, you will be jailed. Look at this man's eyes are red and bloodshot. He is obviously mentally abnormal. Don't bother with him."
With the persuasion of the assistant and the people around him, the young man snorted coldly and left angrily.
"It's none of your business what movies I like to watch. I don't care if you make a bad movie. If I like it, it's a good movie, and if I don't like it, it's a bad movie."
Zhang Yange's fingers were trembling non-stop.
A rubbish director made a rubbish movie. After it was released in theaters, there were still rubbish audiences who thought it was good.
There is still the law of heaven, and there is also the law of the king.
Against the backdrop of this crappy film, his hard work making the movie is almost a joke.
"Director, are you okay?"
The assistant is concerned about asking.
Isn't it just a movie, although the name is similar, but it is not so angry.
Looking at Director Zhang's appearance, it was almost as if he had been greened.
Zhang Yange panted heavily and shook his head: "I'm fine."
"But he's going to be busy with the filming of "A Picture of Rising the River on a Qingming Day."
"Immediately sue the director and producer of the movie "On the River on a Bright Day" and sue them for plagiarism."
"People who make such bad movies must be punished by law."
"Dare to tarnish the noble film art, I will put him in jail."
Zhang Yange roared angrily.
(End of this chapter)
After the screening permit at the beginning, it is a close-up of a picture.
This picture, at first glance, is not bad, but on closer inspection, it can be seen that the quality is very average, and there are some obvious defects.
Zhang Yange frowned.
What's the matter with this director, how dare he use such poor quality props.
If it was his crew, the prop master would definitely be fired if he dared to fool him with such poor quality props.
With a hint of displeasure, Zhang Yange continued to read.
Then, he discovered a problem.
Where's the cast?
What about the cast and crew?
Isn't there usually a cast and crew list at the beginning of a movie?
Which actor played which role must be listed, as well as the producer and producer. Normal movies will be released, and they will be displayed in a prominent middle position to attract the audience's attention.
This movie does the opposite. The names of these personnel are made very small, and they are all placed in the corner. They pass by in a flash.
Zhang Yange was watching it seriously, but after reading the beginning, he didn't even see the names of the protagonist and director clearly, let alone remember them.
After the brief opening, it's the feature film.
In a "heavily guarded" museum, several experts are discussing how important "A Picture of Shanghe on Qingming" is.
The corners of Zhang Yange's mouth couldn't help twitching.
Is this Nima an expert?
You tell me this is an expert?
How is this character image different from that of a migrant worker!
The white coat she was wearing was also stained and not convincing at all.
The casting of this film does not conform to the basic rules of film casting at all. The image and temperament of the actors do not fit the role at all.
Such a movie that doesn't respect rules in casting, Nima still dares to release it.
This is completely tarnishing the art of film.
Zhang Yange felt as if he saw the high-cold goddess whom he regarded as a treasure, being manipulated by a filthy beggar who didn't know where he came from, and was playing with Awei's [-]th style.
This feeling is extremely sour and refreshing.
The movie continues to show.
Next, the classroom converted into a museum, as well as toy guns, and heavy guards like jokes appeared one after another.
Zhang Yange's body couldn't help trembling, he gritted his teeth, and continued to watch viciously.
Then, it was the process of the villain organization stealing Qingming Shanghetu. The red laser light turned into red wool, and the cracked code became a combination lock that could be bought for tens of dollars on the street.
The thief steals the treasure as if it were a joke.
Zhang Yange's eyes were red with anger, and he clenched his fists tightly, his knuckles turned white because of too much force.
He remembers very clearly that when he saw the Treasure Hunt movie for the first time, he saw the protagonist using sunglasses to check the laser light, then walked through it carefully, and then used high-tech equipment to crack the [-]-digit code.
At that moment, his whole body was stunned, as if his soul had been baptized.
That is to say, from that moment on, he made up his mind that he must make a high-quality treasure hunting film in the future.
This is also the reason why he made "Surfing the River During the Qingming Festival".
In order to pay tribute to that classic movie, he specially filmed similar plots in "Surfing the River During the Qingming Festival", which won unanimous praise from netizens.
But what about this movie?
Such a classic plot, why did you use such bad props to film it like this.
Against the backdrop of red wool, the classic exciting plot that should have made the audience feel extremely nervous and adrenaline soared has become extremely funny and ridiculous.
This kind of feeling is no longer the high-cold goddess who is regarded as a treasure being played by dirty beggars, but being trained by several wild dogs in turn.
But he could only watch from the sidelines.
"call"
"call"
Zhang Yange kept panting heavily, his eyes were bloodshot
This director, how could he make a movie like this?
In his heart, did he still feel awe of the movie?
After two hours, the movie ends.
Zhang Yange sat on the seat with a spoiled expression.
This movie is simply challenging his physical limits, and it has shocked his worldview.
Two young people who had watched the movie next to them started talking.
"It's so bad, it's worse than what was said on the Internet. Apart from the heroine's legs, there is nothing to see. There are too many slots, and I don't know how to vomit."
"I think this movie is okay. Although it's bad, it's not just bad, but a very special kind of bad. It's pretty good."
Think it looks good?
Zhang Yange turned his head in disbelief, and looked at the young man who spoke.
"Do you really think this movie is good?"
The young man nodded: "Yes, it's quite distinctive, very joyful."
Zhang Yange laughed back angrily: "You still think such a rubbish movie is good-looking. No wonder there are so many rubbish movies on the market. In the end, it's rubbish audiences like you who contribute to their box office."
The young man stood up immediately: "You are sick when riding a horse, so who are you talking about, you need a beating."
"Don't be angry, it's a misunderstanding."
The assistant quickly stood up and explained.
The brother next to the young man also helped to persuade him.
"Don't fight. If you lose, you will be hospitalized. If you win, you will be jailed. Look at this man's eyes are red and bloodshot. He is obviously mentally abnormal. Don't bother with him."
With the persuasion of the assistant and the people around him, the young man snorted coldly and left angrily.
"It's none of your business what movies I like to watch. I don't care if you make a bad movie. If I like it, it's a good movie, and if I don't like it, it's a bad movie."
Zhang Yange's fingers were trembling non-stop.
A rubbish director made a rubbish movie. After it was released in theaters, there were still rubbish audiences who thought it was good.
There is still the law of heaven, and there is also the law of the king.
Against the backdrop of this crappy film, his hard work making the movie is almost a joke.
"Director, are you okay?"
The assistant is concerned about asking.
Isn't it just a movie, although the name is similar, but it is not so angry.
Looking at Director Zhang's appearance, it was almost as if he had been greened.
Zhang Yange panted heavily and shook his head: "I'm fine."
"But he's going to be busy with the filming of "A Picture of Rising the River on a Qingming Day."
"Immediately sue the director and producer of the movie "On the River on a Bright Day" and sue them for plagiarism."
"People who make such bad movies must be punished by law."
"Dare to tarnish the noble film art, I will put him in jail."
Zhang Yange roared angrily.
(End of this chapter)
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