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Chapter 113 Do You Know How Disgusting That Is?

Chapter 113 Do You Know How Disgusting That Is?

Tao Heng stood where he was, with his eyes closed tightly, and a tear fell from the corner of his eye.

At this moment, he felt that the whole person was completely sublimated.

He seemed to have entered a new realm, and suddenly he didn't care so much about the things he cared about before, and everything in this world had nothing to do with him.

He saw the destruction of the universe, the birth and death of all things, from the microscopic quarks to the macroscopic universe. In just a short moment, his brain completed the reverie that many people could not complete in a lifetime.

His gaze, from the eyes, into the interstellar, and from the interstellar, into the universe.

Compared with the heaven and the earth, a human's life is as short as floating, and compared with the vast universe, human beings are so insignificant, so insignificant that they even make people despair.

From primitive times, to slash-and-burn farming, to the industrial revolution, the history of mankind seems to be glorious, but it is only a few hundred thousand years. On the scale of the universe, it is only a short period of time.

A person's life is only a few short decades. Qin Huang Han Wu, Tang Zong Song Zu, these heroes, although they were brilliant when they were alive, they still belong to a handful of loess in the end.

Hundreds of years have passed, some people remember them, some curse them, some despise them, but they no longer exist, no matter what kind of views the descendants hold, it has nothing to do with them.

More people, without leaving even a small trace, returned to the dust and disappeared forever.

The world is so vast, obviously there are such wonderful scenery, but many people's eyes can only see the place closest to them, they can only see superficial fame and fortune, and they are always chasing those things that can be called insignificant to the universe .

Sad, sigh.

he realized

He has achieved great enlightenment and immediately became a Buddha.
What the hell.

Hastily, hastily, hastily!
Xu Nan, I hate your grandma, I want to eat your meat, drink your blood, and pick up your skin.

You bastard, you tricked me into signing a contract with deceitful means, and even made me drink footwashing water. I am at odds with you in this life.

At this moment, Tao Heng felt a fire ignited in his stomach, making his whole body boil.

He drank the footwashing water.

He drank the footwashing water.

He drank the footwashing water ah ah ah ah ah.

Tao Heng has collapsed, and the Three Views have completely collapsed.

He opened his eyes, bloodshot eyes began to appear in the whites of his eyes, his face flushed as if he was drunk, and every pore in his body was emitting the breath of madness.

He's evolved, completely hyper-evolved.

Xu Nan walked up to Tao Heng and held out the microphone.

"Hello, Mr. Tao Heng, how do you feel now?"

Tao Heng decisively grabbed the microphone and roared loudly: "You bastards, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't drink footwashing water at all, I wouldn't drink footwashing water at all."

"You want to ask me how it feels to drink foot water, okay, I'll tell you what it feels like."

"Grass, you think the footwashing water is really delicious, but figure it out, it's footwashing water, do you know how disgusting it is?"

Tao Heng roared crazily as if suffering from mania.

Hearing this, Lin Hongxiu couldn't sit still anymore, and stood up angrily: "You are talking nonsense, my feet are obviously clean, and I did it specially before soaking them... um."

Lin Lanzhou quickly covered Lin Hongxiu's mouth, and pulled her to sit down.

My silly sister, how can you argue about this kind of thing? Didn't you see that this guy is mentally abnormal.

Originally, everyone would not care if you didn't speak, but your words are equivalent to attracting all the attention of others.

Fortunately, at this moment, Tao Heng was possessed like a monkey in heat, and his every move was extremely restless, which attracted everyone's attention.

"So the footwashing water doesn't smell very good, does it?" Xu Nan echoed in a timely manner.

"Of course it's not good." Tao Heng continued to roar: "How could the footwash taste good? It's footwash, even the footwash of a beautiful girl is footwash, disgusting footwash."

"You netizens are so perverted. There are still people who want to spend money to buy me this opportunity, and why do you want me to share half of you and your sister? If it weren't for the fact that I had already spoken, who would want to drink this?" Kind of thing, you think everyone is as perverted as you are."

"And you idiots, how many times have I already said that "Captain China" is a bad movie after a bad movie, you bastards still have to go to the movie, and you ran to me after watching the movie. ridiculed under Weibo, you guys are sick, right?"

"Ah, if it weren't for you bastards, I wouldn't be able to get to this point at all, shit, I'm at odds with you bastards who watch movies."

Tao Heng was already crazy.

But the eyes of the reporters lit up, and they held up the equipment to record everything in front of them, just like watching a monkey in a circus to see what tricks the monkey can do next.

The barrage in the live broadcast room is even more dramatic.

"Judging from Tao Heng's appearance, he has obviously started to go crazy."

"Impossible. The foot bath liquid is the supreme treasure medicine. The foot bath liquid from Princess Hongxiu is the supreme treasure medicine among the supreme treasure medicines. How can it make people go crazy?"

"Could it be that this person has comprehended the ultimate principle of heaven and earth, comprehended the mysteries of all wonders, mysterious and mysterious, and is about to become a fairy, so he is happy in appearance?"

"Damn it, don't drag the text upstairs, it is obvious that Tao Heng was disgusted and his spirit was stimulated."

"Beautiful girl's footwashing water is such a good thing, but it's still super white and beautiful footwashing water. It's too late for me to be happy."

"Upstairs, the Internet is not a place outside the law, please don't expose your abnormality unscrupulously."

"According to common sense, Tao Heng is actually very pitiful, but I don't know why, I always find it a little funny."

"Me too. I know I shouldn't laugh when others are so miserable, but I still can't help laughing out loud."

"I have received special training, and I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it, hahahahaha."

"Don't go too far upstairs. An honest person, because of the persecution of the society and the help of netizens, drank the footwashing water that he didn't want to drink at all. You know how much this would cause a normal person. The psychological harm, you still laugh in this situation, you are still human hahahahahaha”

Tao Heng has fallen into a semi-crazy state, like a burning powder keg, which may explode anytime and anywhere.

Xu Nan quickly stepped forward: "Film critic Mr. Tao Heng, although I can understand your current mood, I have to remind you that our movie "Captain of China" is not a bad movie. If you continue to slander, I will You can be sued for defamation in court."

(End of this chapter)

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