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Chapter 115 It's Absolutely Impossible for a Movie's Box Office to Exceed [-] Million

Chapter 115 It's Absolutely Impossible for a Movie's Box Office to Exceed One Billion
Xu Nan's eyes lit up, he hurried up, and took over the goblet that Lin Hongxiu had spat on.

A bit of a surprise.

He thought it would take some effort to convince Lin Hongxiu to spit.

Unexpectedly, because Tao Heng's tone was too arrogant, Lin Hongxiu was angered, and she spit without thinking.

Great, now the props are complete.

In fact, except for a few perverts, most people don't like to drink women's saliva.

Even couples usually only taste it when they kiss, and that's only a behavior stimulated by hormones.

If you let a woman spit into a cup, you see which normal man would drink it.

Many people like to spit their saliva into a cup for others to drink as a prank. This clearly shows that drinking other people's saliva is a punishment.

At least that's how it seems to most people.

Tao Heng was so arrogant that he said that the movie she made was a bad movie. Lin Hongxiu was furious and wanted to punish Tao Heng with his saliva.

This emotion greatly facilitated Xu Nan. Without him trying to persuade Lin Hongxiu, she took the initiative to manufacture the key materials.

Unexpectedly, Tao Heng's ability to pull hatred is so strong.

"Everyone." Xu Nan stood in the center of the banquet, holding a goblet like a rare treasure.

"This is Miss Lin Hongxiu's saliva. The film critic Tao Heng just said that as long as the box office of "Captain of China" exceeds one billion, he will drink this glass of saliva."

"Please wait and see whether the box office of the movie can exceed one billion, and see if Tao Heng will drink this glass of saliva by then."

The reporters were excited to shoot, eager to record every inch of the cup.

What is the most important thing in posting news now is the gimmick.

A dog biting a man is not news, but a man biting a dog is news.

Spitting is not news, but it is news if someone wants to drink it, not to mention that the protagonists of this incident are all top-notch.

The barrage exploded instantly.

"Hahahahaha, come, come, come, another good show is about to be staged."

"To be honest, my parents and I watched the live broadcast together. The two of them watched it more enthusiastically than I did. I wish the movie's box office could exceed one billion now, so I can see Tao Heng drink his saliva."

"I'm so happy. I thought Tao Heng's fun would be over after drinking the footwashing water. I didn't expect that there would be a follow-up to this matter. Hurry up and go to Tao Heng to drink some water. I can't wait to see his face." The expression on the face."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"I recognized you upstairs, please stop exposing your perversion here."

"When the box office exceeds one billion, you will be able to see Tao Heng drink the girl's saliva with your own eyes. Rounding it up, it is almost equivalent to drinking it too."

"Since you can't own it yourself, it's the same to watch others own it, right?"

"Why are you still hesitating here, go to the movies and have fun."

The live broadcast room suddenly became a sea of ​​fun people.

Although this bet is very nonsensical, as long as it is fun to watch, they don't care so much.

The reporters at the scene had the same mentality. Although this turning point unfolded like a miracle, there was a breaking point.

They don't care why things have come to this point, they only know that if this news is sent out, the number of hits will inevitably explode.

Immediately, someone took the initiative to ask: "Mr. Tao Heng, Lin Hongxiu has already prepared his saliva. Will you drink it after the box office breaks one billion?"

Tao Heng stood beside Xu Nan, with a stern expression and a trace of disdain: "Of course I can drink it. I keep my word. I've already drank the water for washing my feet, so saliva is nothing."

"But don't dream, because the box office of the movie "Captain of China" cannot exceed one billion."

"Now the box office of this movie is [-] million, which is already a miracle. I estimate that the box office of the movie is at most [-] to [-] million."

"A billion?"

"Impossible, do you know what a billion is? The box office of the crap movie "Captain of China" is impossible to break a billion. Absolutely impossible."

The reporter asked: "Is it so sure that there will be no accidents?"

Tao Heng smiled contemptuously: "It is impossible to have any accidents. It is enough for a small probability event to happen once, and it is absolutely impossible to have a second time."

"If it really breaks one billion, I will lick and drink this glass of saliva like a dog."

The reporters recorded this sentence excitedly.

The barrage in the live broadcast room has exploded.

"Watching this scene, I always have a feeling of deja vu."

"I still remember that a few days ago, Tao Heng was so swearing, saying that the box office of the movie could not exceed [-] million, and then Captain China's box office broke [-] million."

"I have watched the movie once, and it is very good. Next, I will recommend my friends to watch the movie to help the box office of this movie grow."

"Looking at his arrogant look, I really want him to drink."

"I can't help but want to eat melons. The appearance of Tao Heng planting the flag is really fun. I really want to see his expression like a dog licking and drinking."

"Hahahaha, you guys upstairs are too bad, but I'm also a little eager to move."

"Here comes the melon. It's a big, big melon. Hurry up and eat the melon."

The reporters couldn't wait to record Tao Heng's rhetoric, and prepared to send it out after embellishing it.

Today's celebration banquet was really hot, it was the most hot party they had ever attended.

Xu Nan stood beside him and smiled faintly: "Everyone, you should have heard what the film critic Tao Heng said."

"I invite the people present, and I also invite the netizens in the live broadcast room to witness this bet together."

"As long as the movie box office exceeds one billion, our film critic Tao Heng will drink the glass of saliva in my hand."

"At that time, I hope that everyone can continue to participate in our celebration banquet and see our brave film critic drink with his own eyes."

Tao Heng sneered beside him: "Dream, it's impossible."

Tao Heng's voice was not low, and everyone present could hear it clearly, even the netizens in the live broadcast room could hear it clearly.

But Xu Nan just smiled and didn't pursue it.

What should be done has been done, and it is time for the celebration banquet to end.

Sometimes, ending with an aftertaste is often many times better than leaving with exhausted feelings.

Xu Nan signaled the reporter to turn off the camera and sit down to eat.

Although the red envelopes will still not be distributed, the meal is still enough.

As for whether the reporter is grateful or not, he doesn't care.

The live broadcast room will also be closed together.

But at this moment, a shout suddenly came from the corner of the venue.

"Wait a minute, everyone, listen to me, don't be fooled by Xu Nan, a liar."

(End of this chapter)

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