This director only makes bad movies.

Chapter 124 Audience Dads, I Was Wrong

Subconsciously, Liu Dongdong clicked into Tao Heng's Weibo.

This is also a common problem of many netizens. They feel uncomfortable when they see the little red dot, so they insist on clicking in to have a look.

Tao Heng sent a video this time.

The headline reads: "I kneel down to everyone, just please don't watch "Captain China."

Seeing this explosive title, Liu Dongdong's heart trembled, and he decisively clicked on the video.

At the beginning of the video, there is an empty room with a white background wall. Tao Heng, the main character, stands in the center of the camera, looking directly at the camera.

The clothes he wore were the same as the last celebration banquet, black suit, justice forehead, the forehead is a little dark, it seems that it has not been washed, and it seems to have a different charm.

What attracted the most attention was Tao Heng's expression. His face was full of grievances and begging, his eyes were moist and misty, and it seemed that he was going to cry in the next second.

"Hi everyone, I'm Tao Heng, a film critic, that is, the Tao Heng who drank the footwashing water.

A few days ago, I made a bet with Xu Nan, the director of "Captain of China", that if the box office exceeds one billion, I will drink Lin Hongxiu's saliva.

One billion, that's a billion box office, do you know what a billion box office is?

At present, there are only two domestically produced films with a box office of more than one billion. One is "Man on the Journey" directed by Xu Shan, and the other is "New Journey to the West" directed by Zhou Gongfu. The box office is only available during the schedule.

But the Chinese captain!
Captain China? "

Speaking of this, Tao Heng used a questioning tone, and the tears could no longer be stopped. Soybean-sized teardrops fell drop by drop. He covered his mouth and turned his head away quickly to avoid being seen by the audience. Weak look.

A few seconds later, he wiped away his tears, turned his head, and said in a deep voice:
"I'm sorry, I apologize to everyone, I was too naive, I didn't expect that the box office of "Captain of China" can be so high, I really can't understand why the box office of this movie is so high.

I heard that the reason you went to the movies was to make me drink Lin Hongxiu's saliva, if that's the case."

puff.

Tao Heng knelt down, tears fell like broken pearls, he cried, he really cried.

He cried very sad, very sad, very sad, very pitiful.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I was wrong, I was really wrong.

Audience fathers, I beg you, please don’t go to the movies, if I’m wrong, you can punish me in other ways, don’t watch movies, okay.

I'm guilty, I shouldn't be pretending, I'm wrong, I shouldn't bet with Xu Nan, I know you don't like me, but you can't just watch a bad movie just to punish me. "

Tao Heng issued a bloody and tearful complaint, and the tears have not stopped since just now.

"Captain China really sucks, it's a crap movie. You punish me by watching this movie, you are totally hurting yourself, for your health, for your mental state, please don't Let's go to the movies, I kowtow to you."

After finishing speaking, Tao Heng resolutely kowtowed, and his forehead hit the ground heavily, making a muffled sound.

The point is, Tao Heng didn't just knock once, he knocked nine times in a row, each time getting stronger and stronger. In the end, his forehead of justice was stained red with blood, and the dark red blood penetrated the forehead and ran down his face winding down.

At this point, Tao Heng was already sobbing and speechless, extremely humble and extremely pitiful, which made people feel pity.

However, there is something wrong with the comments below the video.

"To be honest, Tao Heng looks really pitiful, but I just want to laugh about it."

"I'm sorry, I know you are miserable, but I just can't sympathize."

"Two days ago: The box office of "Captain China" is absolutely impossible to exceed one billion, absolutely impossible, and two days later: Audience Dad, please don't go to the movie, please."

"I still like your rebellious look, please recover."

"Do you netizens still have sympathy? Tao Heng knelt down. The man has gold under his knees. A man was forced to kneel. You know how desperate he is. Why don't you hurry up and go to the movies? Let him drink the beautiful girl's saliva earlier to soothe the pain in his heart."

"Yes, yes, everyone, hurry up and go to the movies. Tao Heng is talking ironically."

"I'm laughing to death. The more humble you are, the more I want to bully you. I hope you can drink your saliva soon."

"Me too. Just now I wondered if I had a psychological problem and was a bit perverted. Now that everyone thinks so, I feel relieved. So I'm not alone."

"Laughing to death, Bai Fumei Jing salivates, this supreme fetish is given to you for free, what is there to be dissatisfied with?"

After watching the video, Liu Dongdong trembled with anger.

Marketing, what the hell is the marketing of "Captain of China".

Xu Nan, a bastard, doesn't want to improve the quality of the movie, and spends all his time on marketing, which is simply disgusting.

Especially after seeing the rapid increase in the number of views of the video, and the following comments from the audience that it is not a big deal to watch the excitement, Liu Dongdong really couldn't hold back.

Are you guys crazy?

It's funny that such obvious marketing is still fooled?
There are too many fools, and it is too easy to cheat. If he had known that this trick could increase the box office, he would have used it first.

Xu Nan, this guy can make a bad movie explode at the box office by relying on the marketing of footwashing water. There is no reason why he can't make a better quality movie.

And Tao Heng, a nasty fellow.

If Xu Nan is the number one villain in the film industry, Tao Heng's accomplice is the number two villain.

In the beginning, it was this guy who wrote a film review saying that the box office of the movie exceeded [-] million, and he drank Lin Hongxiu's footwashing water, which caused the popularity of this meme to skyrocket.

After Lin Hongxiu made the foot-washing water, Tao Heng, a film critic, came forward to respond again, completely making the foot-washing water topic popular all over the country.

Then this dog thing started to sell miserably again, heating up the meme of footwashing water, and by the way, adding box office to the movie.

At the final celebration banquet, this dog put on a performance and really drank the footwashing water.

That's footwashing water, and it's been three days of footwashing water, but this guy just drank it.

His morals are outrageously low.

The most amazing thing is that the same routine happened again, Tao Heng began to sell badly again.

And it works so well.

The same routine was played twice, and the audience found it amusing every time.

Look at this video, it is really pitiful, if not knowing the truth, Liu Dongdong would have been almost moved.

With such superb acting skills, being a film critic is too inferior, you should become an actor.

(End of this chapter)