This director only makes bad movies.

Chapter 393 Ordinary Spoof Movies
In a manor, a pregnant woman is giving birth.

Outside the room, a man was walking around restlessly outside the room. Through his anxious expression, the audience can easily conclude that this man is the husband of the pregnant woman.

Outside the manor, the clouds were dense, the wind was howling, and the world was dark. In a trance, there was a feeling that the end of the world was coming.

But the people in the manor are not in the mood to be in the unexpected world at the moment, and their attention is always focused on the pregnant woman who is giving birth in the room.

"Wow"

With a loud cry, the pregnant woman in the room successfully delivered a baby.

Strange things happened. With the birth of the baby, the darkness of the outside world quickly dissipated, the bad weather quickly improved, and the sun reappeared.

A ray of sunlight shines on the newborn baby through the window, crystal clear, the sun shines on the skin, reflecting a faint halo, sacred and noble.

The man ran into the room, hugged the baby excitedly, walked to his wife's side, and said softly, "Thank you for your hard work."

The sweaty wife smiled: "You haven't named our baby yet."

The man thought for a while, and blurted out: "Let's call him George, George Washington. I believe this name will be remembered by everyone."

As soon as the picture changed, a little girl was making trouble in the manor and chopping down trees with an axe. He was Washington as a child.

While cutting down the tree, Washington also plausibly said: "One day, I will cut down the evil cherry tree like this tree, and become a hero."

A black friend next to him immediately retorted: "This is impossible, the evil cherry tree is too powerful, no one can defeat it, it is the evil big devil, we can only surrender."

Washington was not convinced, and quarreled with his black friends, but there was no result.

After returning, Washington asked his father again: "Is the evil cherry tree really that powerful? Why does everyone say it can't be defeated?"

Father nodded: "Yes, the evil cherry tree is extremely powerful, and even an army cannot defeat it. Perhaps, only a god can defeat him."

"So, even though the evil cherry tree is eating people every day, we can only bear it helplessly."

Washington said unconvinced: "Since it eats people, we must eliminate it. If others can't do it, it doesn't mean I can't do it."

Father sneered and shook his head: "It's a good thing to have ambition, but you'd better not do it, because it's impossible, no one can defeat that evil cherry tree."

The picture swept across Washington's face, and Washington, who was still a child, showed an expression of disbelief.

Next, the movie briefly describes Washington's youth in a few minutes, and then the scene changes, Washington has grown up and become a glamorous beauty.

She had a conflict with her father because she insisted on joining the army and defending the people, but her father firmly disagreed, thinking that it would be death.

In the end, the independent Washington left the manor with her black friends. In order to prove herself, she planned to find the evil cherry tree alone.

The audience watched this episode with gusto.

In fact, there is nothing special about this plot, it is just a brat kid arguing with his parents. This kind of plot is almost ruined in the movie.

But this time is different. Washington is played by Paris Hilton, a beautiful girl. She looks sexy and hot on the screen, but she is also the founding president of the country. The two feelings are combined.

Taboo and temptation.

Anyway, the male viewers enjoyed watching it very much, and felt that Paris on the screen poked the secret point in their hearts.

The following plot was lackluster. Washington found the evil cherry tree, but was beaten miserably by the cherry tree. The ax he carried was lost because of this, and he was almost eaten by the evil cherry tree.

At a critical moment, a bald eagle appeared and saved Washington in distress, and pointed Washington, saying that there was a stone at the door of the church in front, and there was an ax on the stone. As long as the ax was pulled out, the evil cherry tree could be destroyed.

The proud Washington decisively went to find the axe, and wanted to use this ax to destroy the cherry tree.

But I didn't expect that there was someone guarding the ax and no one was allowed to tamper with it.

Because the wizard predicted that the person who can pull out this ax will become the king of the New World in the future, so those who know this secret have sealed off this place, and do not want others to try.

After Washington was stopped, he felt unwilling, found an opportunity, approached the ax, and pulled out the ax under the shocked eyes of everyone.

Seeing this scene, someone immediately shouted out in shock.

"She pulled out the magic axe, and she is destined to become the king of the New World."

Some people are not reconciled, saying that just pulling out the magic ax is not a king, and only by destroying the evil cherry tree can one be qualified to become the king of the New World.

This was exactly what Washington wanted, and she immediately took the magic ax to find the evil cherry tree, planning to destroy the cherry tree while the iron was hot.

In fact, there is nothing to talk about in the final decisive battle. It was nothing more than going through some difficulties. Washington hacked on the cherry tree with a magic axe, and then the evil cherry tree was wiped out.

During the period, Paris showed off her action scenes gorgeously, but unfortunately, her action scenes were very ordinary. They didn't make people feel sharp and powerful, but only made people feel tempted and taboo.

In the end, Washington was cheered by the crowd, calling her king, and some even hoped that she would take the throne while the iron was hot.

But Washington shook her head and refused, modestly saying that she was still very young and not qualified to be the king of the New World. She even took the initiative to return the ax and returned to the manor alone.

In the last scene of the movie, Washington takes his black friends back to the manor and hugs his mother tightly.

As soon as the screen went black, the rolling subtitles at the end of the film appeared.

There were murmurs of discussion in the theater.

Gore and the producers walked out of the theater.

On the way, Gore asked, "What do you think of this movie?"

The producer immediately replied: "It's not that bad, it's just a normal spoof movie, the quality is average, Paris may be a selling point, but that's it, anyway, I don't think this movie can do anything to our audience." 'Bourne Bourne' poses a threat."

Gore nodded approvingly.

He had the same idea as the producer, and felt that the movie was too ordinary.

Paris may be a point that attracts the audience, but the whole movie is still very ordinary as a whole.

To put it bluntly, it's just an ordinary spoof movie.

There is an audience for this kind of movie, but do you want to make it big?
Impossible, absolutely impossible.

(End of this chapter)