This director only makes bad movies.

Chapter 498
"so short."

Lin Ziyi muttered.

The progress bar on the screen shows that the length of the first episode is only four and a half minutes, which is simply too short.

Xu Nan smiled slightly, but did not speak.

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The progress bar on the screen keeps going.

"This episode was sponsored by Nobody."

"Is someone sponsoring us? No one is sponsoring us, is someone sponsoring us? No one is sponsoring us."

Lin Ziyi opened her eyes wide in shock.

What's the matter?

Then dense white characters appeared on the screen, but before Lin Ziyi could see them clearly, these white characters flashed past, and the official plot began.

Lin Ziyi felt very uncomfortable in an instant.

Many people have obsessive-compulsive disorder. If they don't understand a line in a TV series, they have to go back and understand it, otherwise they will feel that something is wrong.

Lin Ziyi is such a person, she was very upset that she didn't see the line of words clearly just now.

So she decisively picked up the remote control and clicked Pause, and rewinded the progress bar, making sure to see clearly what was written on the screen just now.

"Is it as hot as a dog? It's a hot dog, woof woof."

"The box lunch of the film crew is so bad that you will die, but if you don't eat it, you will die."

"Everyone says my bad shots are because they don't understand how to appreciate them."

"This is a short play, a short play, I never expected it."

"What the hell?"

After reading it, Lin Ziyi couldn't help but complain.

This seems to be all nonsense, why is there such meaningless content on the screen.

Lin Ziyi couldn't help but gave Xu Nan a strange look, wondering what was going on in his mind and why he added a bunch of meaningless nonsense to the skit.

Why is the brain circuit so unusual?

Xu Nan smiled.

In fact, this is the manifestation of Wulitou. The real meaning of Wulitou is that there is no reason, no reason.

Who stipulates that TV dramas cannot suddenly appear on a screen of nonsense.

And don't look at it as some nonsense, it is estimated that after the broadcast, there will be many obsessive-compulsive patients like Lin Ziyi, they must drag the progress bar to the nonsense to see this line clearly.

Because that's what he did in the first place.

Lin Ziyi clicked play to continue the short play.

In the center of the screen, a man with a slightly open mouth appeared in a daze.

"The protagonist looks so stupid." Lin Ziyi complained unceremoniously.

The voice-over sounds.

"My name is Wang Dahammer, I'm an actor, and I'm starring in a low-budget martial arts drama."

The screen zoomed out, and a rough-looking toy sword appeared in Wang Dahammer's hand. He turned his head to look at the toy sword.

The voice-over began to complain mercilessly: "This is too low-cost, children's toy swords are the ones out there."

Lin Ziyi opened her eyes strangely.

At this moment, the toy sword flashed a cold light and made a "bin" sound. Lin Ziyi was no stranger to this sound. It was the sound of weapons rubbing together in film and television dramas.

It’s just that other film and television dramas that make this kind of sound are magic swords, no matter how bad they are, they are relatively normal-looking swords. A toy sword makes the friction sound that only magic weapons can make, which has an inexplicable sense of joy.

The voice-over continued to rant: "You've already got this quality and you're still flabbergasted."

The toy sword made continuous rubbing sounds, and the cold light on the blade continued to flicker.

Voiceover: "You are still not convinced that your quality is poor, you."

Lin Ziyi was speechless, but inexplicably found it funny.

At this moment, another character jumped out, looking as dumb as Wang Dahammer.

He let out the regular laughter of the villain of the film and television drama.

"Hahaha."

"If you want to rescue the princess, then"

"At once"

"At once"

The actor's lines actually got stuck.

Wang Dahammer shook his head feebly.

"Please memorize the lines before you come up. Shouldn't the crew's requirements be so low?"

The villain actor shouted: "Come on, use your unique move, Nine Suns Fist."

Wang Dachui's eyes widened in surprise, but because he was so stupid, his expression looked like a fool no matter what, and there was a sense of inexplicable joy.

He threw away the toy sword in his hand without mercy.

Voice-over: "It turns out that I used the boxing method, Nine Suns God Fist. It sounds so good."

Wang Dachui stretched out his fists, and strange special effects appeared on the screen.

Voiceover: "I feel a powerful force coming to my fists. My left fist is as hot as a flame, and my second fist is as cold as ice."

On the screen, Wang Dahammer looked solemn, and the villain looked terrified.

Coupled with the previous lines, Lin Ziyi instinctively felt a little more anticipation, feeling that a fierce fight was imminent.

But in the next second, four words appeared on Wang Dahammer's left and right fists, which were blue frost special effects and red flame special effects.

You read that right, it's not a special effect, but four words, frost special effect and fire special effect, printed on Wang Dahammer's fist.

Seeing this scene, Wang Dachui, who had kept his lips tightly shut and only complained from his heart, couldn't help it, and opened his mouth to complain.

"I'm so tired, what the hell, I didn't even do special effects, it's too perfunctory to type directly."

Seeing this scene, Lin Ziyi couldn't hold back anymore, and let out continuous laughter like a goose cry.

"Hehehehehe, what is this, what is this."

Lin Ziyi didn't know what to say anymore, this was the first time she saw such an outrageous plot, she was so tender on the outside, and her stomach was shaking all the time from laughing.

The villain showed a terrified expression.

"It's actually the Ice and Fire Nine Heavens of Nine Suns Fist."

Wang Dachui looked helpless: "Hey, how did you see this trick, and, the name is not right."

In the next second, the villain pretended to be attacked, and the eight characters of frost effect and fire effect shot out continuously like bullets, beating the villain crazily, and finally printed on the villain's chest.

"So strong."

The villain let out a whine and fell to the ground.

His face was pressed against the ground, his eyes were blank, and he sighed.

"Worthy of being the successor of Nine Suns Divine Fist."

"I have no regrets in my life."

Wang Dachui was speechless: "No regrets, my sister, I haven't made a move yet, hello."

The villain ignored Wang Dahammer's complaints, and continued to express his final speech: "I think of running under the sunset that afternoon, that is my lost youth."

Wang Dachui frantically complained: "Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things, hey."

The villain lets out a sigh, and dies.

Wang Dahammer sighed weakly.

As soon as the picture changed, he was walking on a trail.

The voice-over sounded: "Since the enemy has been defeated, I should be able to rescue the princess."

At this moment, an enemy jumped out from the side.

"No, you still have to beat me."

But what was surprising was that this enemy looked exactly the same as the villain defeated by Ice and Fire Nine Heavens just now, and he was completely an actor.

Wang Dachui also noticed this, and complained, "Didn't I beat you just now?"

The enemy laughed: "Do you think that person just now was me?"

Wang Dachui crazily complained: "It's exactly you, it's just a change of clothes, no one can recognize it, hey."

The enemy laughed wildly: "Hahahahahaha."

Then he nodded: "Yes, that's me."

Wang Dachui complained in disbelief: "It's shameless to admit it. This crew is too poor. Another actor will die."

"Hehehehehe."

Lin Ziyi's goose-like laughter sounded again.

This skit, this skit, is really funny, but it's so funny, it's so funny that I can't stop laughing.

On the screen, Wang Dachui showed a thoughtful look: "How should I deal with this enemy?"

Wang Dachui stretched out his fists, and strange special effects appeared again.

Just when Lin Ziyi thought that Wang Dachui would continue to use Nine Suns Fist, the content on the screen suddenly changed.

It has become a stick figure-like painting style, with two stick figures confronting each other, with Wang Dahammer written on one head and Enemy written on the other.

Then a line of words appeared on the screen.

"Wang Dachui used the unique skill of Nine Suns God Fist, and the enemy responded with the Vajra Palm of Heaven and Earth. Suddenly, flames erupted, and the two of them flew over the walls and fought for hundreds of rounds."

Following the font, the stick figure made various rough movements, and then there were more and more words on the screen, densely packed, and it was impossible to see clearly.

When the screen returned to normal, the enemy had already fallen to the ground, and made a final speech: "You really deserve to be the successor of Nine Suns Fist."

Wang Dachui couldn't believe it: "What happened just now? I didn't do anything. Hey, why did the enemy fall by itself?"

The enemy continued to give his final words: "I have no regrets in my life. I think of running in the sunset that day. That is my lost youth."

Wang Dahui complained: "Don't say this, okay, you said this line before when you died."

The enemy finished his lines and died again.

Wang Dachui let out a weak sigh.

As the plot continued, Wang Dahammer walked listlessly on the road.

"I'm going to rescue the princess soon, why don't I have any expectations in my heart."

Afterwards, he walked to a piece of grass, and a flaming mountain made of scumbag special effects appeared in front of him again. On the top of the flaming mountain, stood a demon king in armor.

Wang Dahui complained: "This special effect can be a little more sloppy, it doesn't even have a fifty-cent special effect, and the guy standing on the top of the mountain is the guy I defeated twice in a row."

"Why is Fu Hua Dao so delicate this time? You obviously said it so perfunctorily before."

Yes, the demon king we faced in the last level was still an actor who appeared before. He had exquisite makeup and a mace in his hand, and he did look a bit like that.

The Demon King smiled: "Brave man, you are finally here, the princess is locked up in this, this, and this."

The devil's lines got stuck again.

Wang Dachui couldn't help complaining: "It's so difficult to memorize just a few lines, how many times have you said it wrong, hey."

(End of this chapter)