This director only makes bad movies.

Chapter 539 What is this?

Chapter 539 What is this?
The lights in the projection hall came on, revealing the bewildered expressions of the audience in the theater.

What is this?

What the hell is this? ? ?

The audience's expressions were as uncomfortable as if they were constipated.

Everyone walked into the movie theater with extremely strong expectations, thinking that they would see a classic and beautiful fairy tale blockbuster, but instead saw a spoof movie.

Zhao Ling'er has turned into a rough and tough man, and the whole story has changed from being entangled in fate to saving the world to Li Xiaoyao's escape from marriage.

Compared with the original, it dropped countless grades in an instant.

The key is.

This movie is simply not right.

Chen Nantian's expression twitched.

Xu Nan is the top director in the country, and he also has works with great special effects like "The Stare Man" in front of him.

Before the film was released, Xu Nan boasted and uttered wild words, saying that it was a cross-generational work.

Therefore, Chen Nantian had high expectations.

Then, he saw a trashy spoof movie.

lump.

Shet.

"Fuck."

"Garbage film."

"What the hell."

"Waste of my movie ticket money."

The audience left cursing.

At this time, the screen of Chen Nantian's mobile phone lit up, and the news of the company group began to flash.

"Lightning protection, lightning protection for everyone in advance, the movie "Legend of Sword and Heroes" is very bad."

"That's right, it's rotten to the extreme, Zhao Ling'er Nima is actually a man, and a macho with a beard."

"I was burned by thunder in the theater."

"Ah, really, it's director Xu Nan's work anyway, so it can't be too bad."

"Didn't you say that this movie is going to redefine Xianxia?"

Questions were raised.

The director of Xianjian movie is so famous, how could it be a bad movie?

It's unbelievable.

Hearing this, the few people who had just watched the Immortal Sword movie couldn't hold back.

"The propaganda is all false."

"It really redefines Xianxia, ​​because this movie is not a Xianxia movie at all."

"Xu Nan is starting to trick people again."

"Fuck, this movie has the same style as "Captain of China", that's ridiculous."

"Whoever sees is an idiot."

At this time, there was Aite Chen Nantian in the group.

"@陈常, have you watched "The Legend of Sword and Heroes"? If you haven't, don't watch it. It's a bad movie."

Chen Nantian's expression was twisted.

Although I appreciate your reminder, the problem is that I have already finished watching the movie.

Chen Nantian sighed, clicked on his phone, and sent a message.

"Just watched it. This movie is really rubbish, especially the casting of Zhao Linger, which can be called subversive."

The employees who had just watched the movie felt much better.

"My condolences, Mr. Chen."

"Don't blame Mr. Chen, who would have thought that such a famous director as Xu Nan would make a bad movie."

"That Mr. Chen, do we still need to go to the theater to watch "Legend of Sword and Heroes"?"

Someone asked a question in the group.

Chen Nantian immediately replied with a message.

"Of course it depends. Although "Legend of Sword and Heroes" is a bad movie, we can also learn from it and avoid making mistakes when designing games."

"Members of the game department not only have to watch the movie, but also write a summary after watching the movie, summarizing the reasons for the failure of the movie, and the game design should learn from the lessons of the movie's failure."

The group was silent for a while, and soon people from the game department started speaking.

"President Chen is wise."

"As expected of Mr. Chen, others would yell at each other when they saw bad movies, but Mr. Chen could think of a deeper level."

"If the movie fails, it has an impact on the game. We really have to watch it."

Flattery words are raging in the group.

Chen Nantian put the phone back in his pocket, and walked out of the auditorium with a cold expression.

I can't be the only one being cheated.

at the same time.

Director Liu Dongdong and film critic Tao Heng also bought tickets to enter the theater.

The two have a good relationship and have had special experiences before, so they went to watch the movie together.

As he walked into the screening room, Liu Dongdong said, "You don't need to have such a big opinion on Xu Nan, as you can see from "The Beginning" and "Glaring Man", Xu Nan has corrected himself, and is no longer the bad film he used to be. The film relies on crooked marketing directors."

"You should treat Shibie with admiration for three days. You can't always look at him with old eyes."

"And he also made the phenomenal TV series "Hurricane". He is one of the few directors in China who can shoot both movies and TV series well."

Tao Heng sneered: "Just because he asked me to drink footwashing water, I will hate him all my life, no matter what he becomes."

"And don't look at him looking like he's reforming his evil ways. If he doesn't, he will relapse one day and engage in crooked ways."

Liu Dongdong shook his head: "You, I have too much prejudice against Xu Nan, and what's wrong with drinking Lin Hongxiu's top-notch white and rich footwashing water, you don't even know how many people on the Internet want to kneel down and lick her. Feet, that's top-notch Bai Fumei, and looks so good, if I can."

Tao Heng looked at Liu Dongdong strangely.

Liu Dongdong also realized that he had said something wrong, so he quickly shut up.

Seeing Tao Heng's expression getting more and more strange, Liu Dongdong quickly changed the subject.

"What do you think of the movie Fairy Sword?"

Tao Heng said disdainfully: "It's probably a bad movie, this guy, the more he brags before the release, the more it shows that the movie is not good."

Liu Dongdong smiled: "You are a dead duck with a hard mouth. This is a movie adapted from a national-level IP. How could the quality be poor?"

While speaking, the lights in the auditorium dimmed and the screen came on.

Liu Dongdong lowered his voice: "Look, this is definitely a blockbuster fairy tale movie, maybe it will start a wave of fairy tales."

Tao Heng didn't speak, just looked at the screen quietly.

The movie begins.

The beginning is the game screen.

Some people think it doesn't matter, but some people are touched and feel their feelings rippling in their hearts.

Then the handsome and pure Li Xiaoyao appeared.

Tao Heng and Liu Dongdong frowned at the same time.

Both of them are professionals, and it can be seen at a glance that the film's service is very rough.

Although the director used tricky techniques to focus the audience's attention on the actors, through the actors, it can be clearly seen that the way of persuasion is not good.

It shouldn't be, this kind of fairy tale blockbuster, convincing the Tao is an extremely important factor, it can even be said to be the key to the success or failure of the movie, how could it be so rubbish.

Liu Dongdong sensed something was wrong.

The plot became tense very quickly. His aunt was seriously ill, and Li Xiaoyao went to Fairy Island to seek medicine.

Fairy Island.

In the lotus pond.

Zhao Ling'er, who was taking a bath, turned her head in a shocking way.

The theater audience was stunned.

Tao Heng was stunned.

Liu Dongdong was stunned.

Zhao Ling'er actually looks like this! ! !
Isn't it said that she is the number one beauty in China?
How could it be a man.

He was still a fat, rough, bearded man.

The audience's eyes are blinded.

The theater started commotion.

But what happened next was even more subversive.

Zhao Ling'er turned into a shrew who was dissatisfied with desires, and would take off Li Xiaoyao's clothes if she disagreed with her.

In the original book, the arrogant Jiu Jianxian came and was immediately beaten away by Zhao Linger.

Li Xiaoyao couldn't bear it anymore and ran to Hangzhou City, where he met Lin Yueru, another woman who was extremely important to him.

But Lin Yueru also changed, from liking Li Xiaoyao to liking Zhao Linger.

Xu Nan's adaptation made it seem like the protagonist changed from Li Xiaoyao to Zhao Ling'er.

In fact, the audience does not have any objection to the protagonist becoming the protagonist, but the problem is that Zhao Ling'er should not be so eye-catching.

Tao Heng sneered, and Liu Dongdong gritted his teeth.

What about the fairy tale blockbuster?

This is too subversive.

on the screen.

The movie is still showing.

It didn't surprise the audience, the movie's next plot of the Demon Lock Tower is completely different from the game and the TV series.

The person who entered the Demon Locking Tower was no longer Zhao Linger who was mistaken for a monster, but Li Xiaoyao, and the reason became to avoid the two shrews Zhao Linger and Lin Yueru.

Zhao Linger replaced Li Xiaoyao's role in the original plot, invincible all the way, broke into the demon lock tower.

Seeing Li Xiaoyao with a face full of grief and anger as Zhao Ling'er stripped off his clothes and performed double cultivation again, several viewers couldn't help laughing.

Unlucky handsome guy is one of the common jokes.

In fact, the fairy sword movie is still very spoof on the whole, and it is a qualified spoof movie.

But most viewers can't accept this spoof.

Because they came here with the expectation of watching a beautiful fairy movie, but Xu Nan gave them a spoof movie, and the audience was of course not satisfied.

The domestic environment is also different, generally more conservative, and less accepting of subversive things.

The plot of the movie is coming to an end.

Lin Yueru sacrificed.

Li Xiaoyao was almost squeezed dry by Zhao Linger, his face was exhausted, and dark circles appeared under his eyes, so he could only go to the Lord of Worshiping the Moon for help.

The leader of the Moon Worshiping Cult took advantage of Li Xiaoyao and seriously injured Zhao Ling'er, but he did not expect that Nuwa's descendants had strong vitality. In the end, he foiled his plot and died with him.

At the end of the movie, there is a slow-motion memory + sad BGM, a standard sensational technique.

Some people were moved, and more people found it ridiculous.

The stories in the game and TV series are really touching, but what the hell is your movie, what is so sensational.

Zhao Ling'er took off Li Xiaoyao's clothes when she disagreed with her, and almost sucked Li Xiaoyao dry.

In order to avoid Zhao Ling'er, Li Xiaoyao went to Hangzhou City successively, locked the demon tower, and worshiped the moon, but he still couldn't get rid of it. There was almost no relationship between the two of them.

"Fuck me."

"What the hell."

"Rubbish."

"Special."

Eight out of ten moviegoers were cursing.

This movie, it was rubbish, let them down.

Film critic Tao Heng turned around and asked Liu Dongdong: "Didn't you say that this is a fairy tale blockbuster that will start a wave of fairy tales?"

"Didn't you say that Xu Nan turned his back on evil and stopped making bad movies?"

"What do you say now?"

Liu Dongdong was speechless.

How could he have thought that Xu Nan, who was able to shoot excellent film and television dramas such as "The Beginning", "Glaster", and "Hurricane", would make "Legend of Sword and Heroes" like this.

This is a national IP.

"Say it."

Tao Heng refused to let go.

Liu Dongdong's face was flushed with anger, and he cursed angrily: "Xu Nan is a dog, I will believe him in the future, I am a dog."

(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like