book of troubled times

Chapter 906: This Night Emperor, you don’t want to…

It wasn't enough that you wiped the gun with your face when you wrote the book, but now you want to wipe it actively, right?

Ye Wuming took a quick glance with disgust on his face. What a huge caterpillar, and it was blind.

Usually, he is always in a tense state, but this gloomy state is quite rare... The more common state is hiding in someone else's body...

He often calls this thing the Dragon Bird, and Xia Chichi is the White Tiger. So Xia Chichi is lying there, and he is hiding inside Xia Chichi, isn't this called Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?

His thoughts went off the rails and turned to such a nonsensical place. Ye Wuming felt that he should write fewer books in the future. People who write books have different brains from others...

"Hello?" Zhao Changhe asked curiously, "What are you daydreaming about? Haven't you seen it?"

"You're not injured or bloody here, why do you want to wipe it?" Ye Wuming resisted the urge to chop that thing off, expressionless: "Don't try, they didn't hit you here."

"Don't." Zhao Changhe said, "Human body parts are all related to other parts. What if it hits other parts? It will also have an impact. I don't feel anything now. I'm panicking."

"How can you feel now? You are so injured that you are almost a vegetable. Can you still be hard?" Ye Wuming put on a wet towel and grabbed it viciously: "Do you feel it?"

Zhao Changhe's eyes bulged: "You murdered your relatives..."

"I just feel annoyed seeing you always risking your life. Do you want to teach me a lesson?"

"You can't scratch it like that. Your happy life depends on it." Zhao Changhe said with a shameless smile: "Don't do that... I've got a swell up from your scratch. I need to touch it to get it down..."

Ye Wuming didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Ye Jiuyou was so arrogant in front of me, but was he like this with you in private?
It’s not so bad now, but if compared with Ye Jiuyou who was a villain in the last era, it makes people feel that the world has changed a lot and it’s like a dream.

"Can it get rid of the swelling by touching it? Won't it make it more swollen?" Ye Wuming didn't know why he answered like this. Was he COSing Ye Jiuyou, or was he just a witch... So when he was no longer Ye Wuming and put on Ye Jiuyou's mask, he became unscrupulous.

Zhao Changhe smiled shyly: "Isn't it a good thing that it's more swollen? It means there's nothing wrong with it, and it also means there's nothing wrong with the whole person."

"Are you mentally ill?" Ye Wuming said unhappily, "What's your current state? You can't even move your fingers. Why are you thinking about this kind of thing?"

Zhao Changhe sighed, "Actually, it's because I know that with my current injuries, it will take a long time to recover through normal treatment, at least a year. But if that function is not affected and I can practice dual cultivation, this year can be shortened to at least one month. So of course, the most important thing to consider is this aspect. If I can't practice dual cultivation, it will be troublesome and I have to find another solution..."

You still plan to practice dual cultivation for a month! Sharpening needles?

Ye Wuming gritted his teeth and said, "One year is just one year. What are you afraid of? Luo Chuan's injury can only be more serious than yours. It will take at least one or two years for him to recover. He won't be able to come to us in the short term."

Zhao Changhe put away his smile and said seriously, "But we have to find him. Why don't we take this opportunity to eliminate the trouble forever? Do we want to continue wandering and hiding? Will it never end?"

Ye Wuming wanted to say that you can just lie down and sleep now, and we can go to the door ourselves. But he hesitated when the words came to his lips. After all, no one knows what special situation the other party may have in such a powerful main plane star field. What if Luochuan can recover quickly, or if he sees that the situation is not right and may not want to monopolize the heavenly book, and may gather other magicians together, then it is not certain that they can win.

The safest option is of course for Zhao Changhe to recover... Unknowingly, this man has become the most important backbone of their side, both in terms of power cohesion and his personal bravery.

Being able to escape from Tiandao's clutches for so long alone, and finally using various situations to win a mutual defeat without sacrificing anyone's life, Ye Wuming could not have predicted this outcome. And this outcome also solidly proved that her original idea of ​​always wanting to die together was unnecessary. As long as Zhao Changhe was there, she could expect a complete victory.

The mindset can definitely change...

Just as she was lost in thought, she felt her waist tighten. It was Zhao Changhe who put his arm around her waist.

Ye Wuming's whole body stiffened, and he angrily said, "Lie still! Look at your hands, they are shaking even when you stretch them out, and you are still so lustful!"

"Isn't it a good thing that I'm lustful towards you..." Zhao Changhe hugged her waist and said coquettishly, "Okay, we're an old married couple and you're still shy... Try it quickly. If it really doesn't work and we can't practice together, we have to think of other ideas, so don't waste time."

Ye Wuming tilted his head and looked down at his majestic body.

Originally, after this rebirth, all the scars on his body had disappeared, but this time, countless new scars appeared, looking hideous and terrifying.

But in Ye Wuming's eyes, each of these new wounds made his heart palpitate.

She sighed softly, and silently wiped with the wet wipes, slowly moving down. Then she paused and really wiped the fatal place.

Really took the initiative to wipe it... Ye Wuming simply didn't know what he was doing. Forget it, just treat it as taking care of a patient, it's the same as other people taking care of patients, just don't think wrongly.

The cool wet wipes were wiped on it, and since they were an old couple, there was really no stimulation. Zhao Changhe was injured and tired, so he really didn't react to this little stimulation.

After rubbing it again and again, the caterpillar is still a caterpillar, with basically no change.

Ye Wuming's face changed slightly, and the shame of helping a man wipe that thing almost flew away. He thought to himself that he might really be unable to do it... If he was really unable to do it, the sin he committed this time would be more serious than death, and those women would tear him apart.

But can I be blamed for this? If you hadn't used witchcraft to trick me, the situation wouldn't have turned out like this...

Zhao Changhe's expression also changed: "No way..."

Ye Wuming reluctantly said, "Are you...conscious?"

"Yes, yes..."

“Conscious but no reaction?” Ye Wuming’s expression became even uglier: “Doesn’t that mean…”

Zhao Changhe looked equally grim: "Try using your hands instead of the wet wipes?"

Nameless Ye: "..."

"What are you hesitating about?" Zhao Changhe was anxious: "Are you afraid that Ye Wuming will see it? Why do you care about her? This is a serious matter. Even if Ye Wuming is standing by, I will still scold her."

"..." Ye Wuming rarely saw Zhao Changhe so angry, and he wanted to laugh for some reason. But with his words, he couldn't laugh. Instead, he became more angry and stuffed the wet towel in his hand into his mouth: "I told you to do it!"

Actually, gag is useless, Zhao Changhe directly sent a message: "I want to confront Ye Wuming, why are you angry?"

“This…” Ye Wuming rolled his eyes and said coldly: “It’s because you think of Ye Wuming at times like this! You like her, right!”

"what?"

Just when Zhao Changhe was trying to find an excuse to argue, Longque had already been grasped in Ruzhiyu's hand.

Then I couldn’t say what I wanted to say, so I just lay down.

"Do you feel anything?" Ye Wuming asked coldly.

Of course there is... and once the desire is aroused, it will trigger coordinated actions...

Zhao Changhe was lying on his back, and Ye Wuming was sitting on the side wiping her. In this position, Zhao Changhe's right hand could only hold her waist a little. Unconsciously, he moved closer and closer, and his head was almost lying on her thighs. The hand that was originally around her waist began to caress and climb upwards.

Ye Wuming's whole body was tense, and he watched Longque roar and grow violently.

"I see you're fine!" Ye Wuming grabbed his clinging hand anxiously and was about to stand up: "No matter how much you want to practice dual cultivation, now is not the time. You have to wait until your vitality recovers a little bit before you can do it. Let go!"

When you recover some of your strength, Jiuyou will come out to face you. You can do whatever you want then. I'm sorry I won't accompany you.

As a result, the movement of getting up was too violent, and Zhao Changhe was thrown away by her. His injuries were affected, and he fell on the bed with a groan.

Ye Wuming looked back at his pale face, and saw his white hair again. He pursed his lips and sat back down. He wiped the sweat off his forehead with a wet towel again, and said in a softer voice, "Okay, I know you're fine. There's no need to rush."

Zhao Changhe sniffed: "How come it's fine? It's obviously not as hard as usual." Ye Wuming thought to himself, I've only seen it before but never touched it, how can I know how hard it is... He could only say, "You are weak, of course it's like this. As long as it proves that the function is fine, it will be fine once you recover."

Zhao Changhe still felt uncomfortable: "You seem a little strange today... You seem to be resistant to being intimate with me."

Ye Wuming had a blank expression on his face: "You think too much, but you are not in a suitable condition right now, I can't hurt you."

"Okay." Zhao Changhe sighed and said, "Since everything is fine, I will continue to sleep. I should feel much better after I wake up."

Ye Wuming sighed: "That's good."

Zhao Changhe pouted: "Kiss me, or I won't sleep."

Ye Wuming: “?”

Seeing Zhao Changhe's confused and suspicious look, Ye Wuming was extremely conflicted.

Are you two bored? You two are so old, and you still play the trick of asking for kisses or you won’t sleep. Ruoyu doesn’t need Yue Hongling’s coaxing at the age of eight!

But since this often happens between husband and wife, if they refuse, then their secret will be completely exposed... Zhao Changhe is a smart man, and he has personally experienced the situation of Piao Miao and Cui Yuanyang. If he realizes that the person he was hugging and pulling just now was Ye Wuming, he might as well just slit his own throat.

Ye Wuming gritted his teeth, slowly leaned over and kissed him on the mouth, and even rubbed his hands twice, saying softly: "Be good, sleep well. Tomorrow... I'll accompany you tomorrow."

Zhao Changhe's doubts were temporarily resolved, but he was truly exhausted at this moment, and soon fell asleep.

Ye Wuming stood up and felt cold sweat all over his body.

"Hehe." Ye Jiuyou's laughter came from the sea of ​​consciousness.

Ye Wuming was furious: "When did you wake up?"

"It's been a while, just when you were doing it." Ye Jiuyou laughed and said, "I never thought Ye Wuming would actually do such a thing. What's even more unexpected is that Ye Wuming could be so distracted and obsessed that he didn't even notice that I woke up in his sea of ​​consciousness."

"What do you mean you're really willing to do this?" Ye Wuming stiffened his neck. "It's precisely because you don't want to that you have to play your role well! I don't know what you're so happy about. Haven't you seen women like you with sick brains who are only happy if they have to have a little green on their heads?"

"Who made that person you, Ye Wuming? Seeing you like this, Piao Miao and I are happy." Ye Jiuyou said with a smile: "It doesn't matter whether you are pretending or willing, as long as you are doing it, I am happy."

"Neuropathy."

"Oh, you dare to scold me... Believe it or not, next time I will tell him directly that the woman who helped him with this and that today and kissed him gently to sleep was Ye Wuming, not me?"

Nameless Ye: "..."

I thought that Jiuyou was in a trance and no one knew about it. Zhao Changhe would never talk to an old couple like Ye Jiuyou about the "last time they were intimate" and the matter would be over. Unexpectedly, Ye Jiuyou woke up...

What to do this time?
Mr. Night Emperor, you don’t want people to know that you are so passionate, right?

Ye Wuming's mind raced, his face expressionless: "It doesn't matter, if I can't hide it, then I won't. I was just taking care of him, he wanted to see if his function was gone, this is also a major healing matter, there is nothing to be shy about. You can say whatever you want, you want to control me, are you still asleep?"

Ye Jiuyou actually found that as long as this guy was playing bad, he really couldn't be controlled. Whether Zhao Changhe knew it or not, what could he change? Instead, it would make Zhao Changhe more soft-hearted towards her, and everyone would be even more unhappy.

Really uncute, much worse than the shy and timid Piaomiao.

Ye Jiuyou felt quite disappointed and yawned: "Forget it, you go into meditation, leave this to me."

Ye Wuming was sweating profusely, and quickly entered into a state of concentration, like an ostrich burying its head in the sand. Anyway, it was up to Ye Jiuyou whether to speak or not, so he could do whatever he wanted.

Ye Jiuyou was too lazy to think about these things all the time. The reason why she chose to enter meditation first and let Ye Wuming take care of her first was that she misjudged the time when Zhao Changhe would wake up, thinking that he would not wake up so soon. If she had known that Zhao Changhe would wake up so soon, she would have done these tests of dual cultivation much more skillfully than Ye Wuming. Why would she be needed?
Looking at Zhao Changhe sleeping peacefully at this moment, Ye Jiuyou reached out and gently stroked Zhao Changhe's body, feeling a little surprised.

Ye Wuming did not use any magic, but wiped it like an ordinary person, and it was actually wiped very clean, without a speck of dust.

So attentive...

So Ye Wuming, in your heart... are you as hard on him as you say? I'm afraid that's not necessarily true.

Ye Jiuyou shook his head and gave up the idea of ​​wiping it again. A halo of light appeared in his hand and he pressed it on his wounds to help him heal.

…………

Time always flies quickly when healing and meditating.

When Zhao Changhe woke up again, Ye Jiuyou was still sitting beside him, looking at him tenderly: "Awake?"

"Well...you've been staying by my side this whole time?"

"Nothing, just one day and one night, a snap of the fingers."

Zhao Changhe felt his body and found it was no longer so painful. His internal and external injuries were healing in an orderly manner. "Only one day and one night? How come your healing effect is so good? This shouldn't be..."

Ye Jiuyou smiled slightly: "I'm already on the other side, didn't you notice when you woke up last time?"

The last time I woke up, I was testing the dual cultivation function, so I didn't really pay attention to this. Zhao Changhe looked at Ye Jiuyou strangely, how come he was on the other side... Then thinking about the terrifying attack power of the Tianfa magic weapon before, Zhao Changhe's heart moved slightly: "Where is Ye Wuming?"

Ye Jiuyou said unhappily: "Ye Wuming, Ye Wuming, you only know Ye Wuming every day!"

In Zhao Changhe's eyes, she had the same reaction when she woke up twice. So Ye Wuming's COS was perfect.

Zhao Changhe could only say: "What I mean is, according to reason, none of you can reach the other shore in the short term, so why did you suddenly reach the other shore? Did Ye Wuming commit suicide again and merge with you?"

Ye Jiuyou thought to himself, "You really know her too well," and replied, "No, she is seriously injured and is in a coma. Do you want to take a look?"

As she spoke, she flicked her slender fingers, and the scene deep in the Night Palace appeared before her eyes like a mirror.

Ye Wuming's body was lying there quietly, like a sleeping beauty.

——She took the initiative to merge with Ye Jiuyou, but was reluctant to destroy her body, so she hid in the Ye Palace.

Zhao Changhe took a look, but couldn't feel anything from a distance, so he said, "It's good that he's not dead. There's no need to look at him any more. I'll heal my wounds first and then I can get up."

Ye Jiuyou's eyes rolled around and he smiled charmingly, "Did you test it yesterday? It wasn't hard enough, right?"

Zhao Changhe said awkwardly: "The body is weak like this, and we can only wait for recovery... Do you have any ideas?"

"Yes." Ye Jiuyou suddenly stretched out his hand, and Ye Wuming's body suddenly appeared on the side, placed side by side with Zhao Changhe.

"Men are always fickle. You keep talking about Ye Wuming, so you must be more excited about her, right?" Ye Jiuyou smiled and undressed Ye Wuming: "Why not have some fun?"

Deep in the sea of ​​consciousness, Ye Wuming opened his eyes: "Ye Jiuyou! How dare you!"

"Why wouldn't I dare..." Ye Jiuyou smiled and pushed his man to press him against Ye Wuming's body beside him: "Do you want to try?"

(End of this chapter)