I was determined to be bad, but I went straight to the Basketball Hall of Fame

Chapter 1 Tasks with Soaring Difficulty

The piercing alarm rings in the ear.

Min Congda woke up from his sleep in a daze, and reached out to touch the cell phone on the bedside table.

After touching it several times, I couldn't touch the phone, and the alarm kept ringing.

"Why is my phone missing?"

He stood up and opened his eyes, only to find that the surroundings were dark.

"It's so dark in the room... Oh no, I overslept!"

Min Congda, who was still a little confused, woke up immediately.

Yesterday, in order to cope with the inspection by the superior, he stayed in the unit overnight to make materials.

As the social animal account manager with the least background and connections in the industry, he took over the job alone.

Facing the mountain of excrement materials accumulated year after year, Min Congda roamed in it while filling the pits, fighting with excrement until eight o'clock in the morning.

It was too late to go back, so I simply continued to go to work, relying on strong tea for the whole morning.

When I went to the cafeteria to eat, I felt my head was fried, my feet were fluttering, and the sun was particularly dazzling.

The soul is about to leave the body, and if you don't sleep, you will sleep forever.

Hurry home and take a nap.

Because there are still a lot of things to do in the afternoon, I set the alarm clock at [-]:[-].

He reached for the light switch on the wall, but found nothing.

"Where's the switch? Why isn't there even a switch on the wall?"

Min Congda felt more and more that something was wrong. The single room he rented was only so big, and he could figure out what was in every corner with his eyes closed.

First, the mobile phone by the bed was missing, and then the switch on the wall was missing.

"Am I still in a dream?"

I pinched myself, it hurts.

It wasn't a serial dream, the ear-piercing alarm continued.

The sound was not coming from the bedside table, but from the opposite side, from the direction of the end of the bed.

There should have been a TV hanging there, why did the TV become a cabinet?
Min Congda's eyes gradually adapted to the dim environment, and the windows were drawn with thick curtains.

There was light leaking from the gap, but he remembered that it was obviously raining today.

Sit on the bed and look around.

He was sure that this was not the single room he rented for 500 yuan a month.

"Wallpaper, floor, chandelier, bedside table... all wrong... And where is my TV? Where is my computer? My only entertainment device! Have I been kidnapped?"

This idea flashed through Min Congda's mind and was immediately rejected.

As a financial migrant worker working at the bottom of the bank.

Min Congda has no value in being kidnapped.

The three generations of farmers in the family have passed on the good virtue of the Chinese people-poverty.

Although he works in a bank and handles tens of millions of funds every day, it has nothing to do with him.

His salary plus bonus is only one ten-thousandth of it.

I haven't even made enough down payment to buy a house after working for many years.

It is impossible for him to kidnap Tucai.

Is it coloring?
Min Congda touched his face.

Think about it, no one has appreciated your appearance in the past 30 years.

If someone kidnapped him for his face, he would rather not resist and let things go smoothly.

The ear-piercing alarm bell interrupted his fantasy.

Neither for money, nor for hatred, so what is going on?

"Whatever, why don't you sleep for a while, maybe it's just a dream, wake up and go to work."

Min Congda thought about getting up from the bed, went to the closet and turned off the alarm clock.

"Clap" sound.

The annoying alarm clock sound finally stopped.

The room suddenly fell silent.

At this moment, the alarm clock emitted a burst of light, and lines of golden text appeared in front of my eyes:

[The system of the bad master has been activated, and the user is being bound...]

【Binding succeeded】

【User: Min Congda】

[Whether to accept your first task: 1 accept 2 Think about it before accepting. 】

"What... what's going on?"

Seeing the golden characters popping up, Min Congda was startled, and took two steps back.

After reading clearly what was written above, Min Congda immediately understood.

"The system has come? Great! I was not kidnapped, I should have crossed over!"

As a bookworm who has been reading online novels since junior high school, Min Congda immediately realized that he was favored by fate.

Finally it was his turn, the system came, married Bai Fumei and went to the pinnacle of life!
I just don't know what year he went back to?
How many years is it now?Before the reform and opening up?

It must not be ancient times. Ancient houses were not decorated like this.

Are you still in China?Could it be in a foreign country?

Min Congda noticed that the decoration of the room did not look like China.

The decoration and layout of the house gave him the feeling of a hotel.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what age or country he is, what is there to be afraid of when he becomes the son of the system?"

Min Congda calmed down immediately.

Look at the two options given by the system.

He cursed secretly in his heart: "Damn, what's the difference between these two? Anyway, I can only accept it? Then accept it."

"I choose 1 and accept the task."

Min Congda accepted the task of the system.

New content appears:

[Welcome to the master system of bad performance, let us start a life of bad performance and winning all the way]

Seeing this line of words, Min Congda felt a little excited.

Isn't this the life you want to be a loser and win all the way?
Lie down and earn money!
Ever since he was a child, Min Congda has never played badly.

From the beginning of elementary school, the teacher said to study hard.

Parents also said to read good books to get ahead.

He doesn't hear anything outside the window, and only reads the exam books.

Climb all the way in the test of thousands of troops crossing the single-plank bridge.

Take the high school entrance examination, the university entrance examination, and the bank examination after graduation.

Finally got a decent job in the eyes of others.

Then worked diligently for several years,
As a result, I couldn't even afford a house of my own in the city.

At the counter, I met a junior high school classmate who came to deposit money.

This person's grades in junior high school were very poor, and he dropped out of school before finishing high school.

It is said that they do nothing at home and just lie down and gnaw on the old every day.

As a result, the demolition of the family cost ten houses plus several million cash.

The money is deposited in the bank, and the house is rented out to collect rent.

The annual interest plus rent far exceeds Min Congda's income.

Less than 30 years old, this classmate has three children.

The older ones are in elementary school.

Look at yourself who never shows off?

Min Congda shed helpless tears in his heart.

He really wanted to show off, but the conditions didn't allow it!

Now the system gives him a chance to be bad:

[Mission 1: A small test of the chopper, a small show of joy.

Task objective: to master the methods and methods of performing badly.

Task content: stay in the room for half an hour and do nothing.

Mission Reward: Eligibility to enter the next level]

Sure enough, it was the initial task, to let myself practice my hand.

It's so easy to just stay in your room and do nothing!

Min Congda lay back on the bed.

Look at the alarm clock on the cabinet.

Now the time is two o'clock, stay until 02:30 and the task will be completed.

"Is the task really that simple? Do nothing? Is there something wrong?"

After staying for a while, Min Congda murmured a little. He looked around, wondering if something unexpected happened?

For example, there is a sudden fire in the room, or a robber breaks in.

Then if I don't do anything, won't my life be gone?
Thinking of some scenes in the movie, Min Congda shuddered.

But none of these ideas happened, and half an hour passed quietly.

Min Congda was safe and sound, and nothing happened.

relieved.

The alarm clock lights up again, and golden text appears:

[Congratulations on passing the trial of the first level. You have mastered the basic skills of performing badly. Let's go to the next level. 】

[Task 2: Difficulty soars!You are the worst team maker in the NBA!

Mission goal: Make the Los Angeles Clippers the worst team in NBA history.

Task content: After 1 minute, you will become the general manager of the Los Angeles Clippers. Use your poor ability to make the Clippers the team with the worst record and the lowest market value.

Task reward: 3 million US dollars.The current market cap of the Los Angeles Clippers is $3 million.The market value of the team is closely related to the record and profit.The reduced value of the team's market value every season will become your personal wealth, until the team's bankruptcy market value returns to zero, you will get 3 million US dollars in cash. 】

Min Congda read all the words.

Regardless of other things, the 3 million US dollars was firmly printed on his eyelids.

$3 million, or cash?

Converted into RMB, it is more than one billion!
Though this second mission is a bit fucked up.

Is it equivalent to the first question or 1+1=?Woolen cloth.

The second question becomes "You have mastered the basic laws of mathematical operations, please calculate:

Limx→0+(3log(|√2-√1+√1+16x|)+log(|1-√1+16x|)-4logx)=?”

But if the reward for answering is 3 million US dollars.

Min Congda is willing to go back to school to learn advanced mathematics again!

And the content of the task is bad.

It is not easy to run a company well.

Isn't it easy if you want to smash it and ruin it?
Oh no, it seems that it is not a company that is going to be destroyed, but a team?
"Los Angeles... Clippers? I haven't heard of it. NBA? It seems to play basketball? Basketball team?"

Min Congda is blind to sports.

When I was in elementary school, I often played table tennis, kicked the shuttlecock and played with rubber bands.

When I started physical education in middle school, I was always occupied by the main subject teacher.

In order to prevent the students from learning how to play basketball well, the principal of the high school simply locked the basket of the basketball court.

When he was in college, Min Congda never had anything to do with sports, and used part-time jobs to earn living expenses in his spare time.

At that time, most of the students in the male dormitory were football fans, mainly basketball and football.

Min Congda still remembers that the basketball games were held in the morning and noon.

Football games are mainly played in the evening and early morning.

There is an NBA in basketball, there is Yao Ming, there is Jordan, there is Kobe, there seems to be a LeBron or something, I don’t know about the rest.

In football, there is the World Cup, there is one that surpasses that one, there is Ronaldo, there is Messi, and there are endless national football teams.

This is the only little knowledge he has on the two major ball games.

It is basically on the same level as the janitor sitting in the reception room listening to the radio.

"But since the goal of the mission is to make the team suck, become the worst team until it goes bankrupt, then it's an advantage that I don't know basketball! It seems that this mission is really tailor-made for me."

"When I complete this task, I have [-] million US dollars, continue to the next task, get another reward, and continue to the next one... One day I will become the richest man in the world!"

"Oh, by the way, what is the name of this team, the Los Angeles Clippers? Los Angeles? Am I in the United States?"

Min Congda realized that he probably left his motherland and came to the United States.

"I am a financial migrant worker in China, how did I become the general manager of an American team? It doesn't matter, this must be a systematic process, and it will help me get it done."

Just then, there was a hasty knock on the door.

A clear female voice came from outside the door, speaking English:

"Mr. Smart, Mr. Smart! Are you in there? The draft is about to start, let's hurry up and go to the office!"

(End of this chapter)