The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 51 How Easy It Is To Enter The Play

"I was wrong, I was wrong~" Han Zhou clasped his hands together, put his fingers together on his forehead, his bangs fell down to his fingertips, and sincerely closed his eyes and begged for mercy.

The director of the zombie film crew, Ma Dao, had a dark face and was so angry that there was white smoke floating above his head.

This is placed in the martial arts and fairy tales, at least it has to be crazy.

The theater manager is assessing the actor's injuries.

"How about it, can this continue?"

The doctor looked at it and said, "It feels...no problem. Fortunately, the rolling pin is not a baseball bat, and the rubber tube is used instead of a steel tube."

The male makeup teacher who looked a bit enchanting: "Why so serious?"

This voice made people including Han Zhou goosebumps all over the place.

Han Zhou froze for a moment, Why so serious?special stage?What special stage?
The next moment, Han Zhou realized that what the enchanting teacher meant was 'why be so serious'.

I mean it's okay?
The drama manager smiled: "Does that mean it can continue?"

Teacher Enchanting: "Fortunately, many zombie actors have put silica gel on their bodies for the effect of body shape, otherwise they will definitely hurt a few."

"As for the actor who was hit and didn't stick the silicone... Anyway, the zombie makeup will also draw bruises on the injury, it doesn't matter."

"I suggest giving them red envelopes to make amends."

Han Zhou was very sincere: "I'm sorry I was wrong, I really didn't know there was a filming here."

This place is a newly built community in Hengdian, and the current occupancy rate is not high.

So this zombie film crew chose here as one of the shooting scenes.

After obtaining the consent of the owners' committee, a notice was issued among the owners.

But Han Zhou is a tenant, and he just rented a house, so he is not in the group.

Yesterday, when the crew set up the set, they put up a big public sign at the entrance of the community, informing the community that a temporary filming was about to take place, and the time and so on.

But when Han Zhou came back last night, it was too late, it was dark, and he didn't see the public notice clearly.

And the shooting team of this crew is all on the east side. Looking down from the window of Han Zhou's apartment, he just couldn't see the shooting team and could only see the zombie actors with their teeth and claws.

After Han Zhou explained, the crew also had trouble.

Logically speaking, the appearance of large-scale zombies on the street would generally not be misunderstood.Because everyone knows this is filming, please, this is Hengdian!
However, it doesn't seem surprising that this kind of thing happened.

After all, that's what the protagonists of zombie movies do...

Moreover, the director recognized Han Zhou and knew that Han Zhou was from the industry. He saw the press conference news yesterday.

"For compensation...we have insurance." Director: "However, you have to play a role with us, and it's an apology. I will give red envelopes to the injured actors, and you don't need to pay for it."

Han Zhou was stunned for a moment: "But I have to go to the set today, and my time is very tight."

Director: "It's a matter of a while."

"You played the role of a handsome guy who saves the scene, but you just pretended to be aggressive, and you were immediately bitten by zombies."

Han Zhou: "Then I'll ask the female zombie to bite me!"

director:"……"

Han Zhou: "Young and beautiful!"

Director: "Okay... let's..."

Director Ma's heart: LSP.

Han Zhou's heart: being touched by an actor's mouth on the neck?Ha ha, I choose to retreat.

Bullshit dedicates himself to art, devotion is fine, I have to choose a partner!
"You're also lucky, we've already finished filming, the crew is about to disband, and the filming of the scenes is over."

"If this was just the beginning of filming, I would have to pay 10,000+ lost wages to my carefully selected extras."

Han Zhou laughed awkwardly: "Sorry, sorry, I'm an idiot!"

At this time, Ye Manyi dressed neatly and went downstairs, wearing a scarf and hat, and walked past the planned area that would not be worn out.

He and Han Zhou exchanged glances.

Han Zhou waved: "You go to the set first, I will delay it for two hours at most!"

The director looked over and saw a slender figure in winter clothes: "That's..."

"Oh, my... assistant, let her go to the set to arrange things first."

Soon, Teacher Enchanting put on makeup for Han Zhou.

Han Zhou: "Teacher, you finished filming today, are you going to quit the crew?"

"Of course." The enchanting teacher smiled and said, "The foundation is really good, and you can be handsome just by drawing casually."

Han Zhou: "Make me a little more masculine, with sharp edges and corners."

"It's already very masculine." The enchanting teacher raised his orchid fingers, put his hand on Han Zhou's left shoulder, and looked at the mirror: "Look, you are very masculine!"

Han Zhou looked left and right in the mirror: "It looks a little older."

"OK." The enchanting teacher smiled and began to put on makeup.

Teacher Enchantment only added a few strokes and added a little shadow line, which made Han Zhou's face look a bit vicissitudes.

And it doesn't look like makeup, it's very natural.

As expected of being a make-up artist on the crew of a zombie drama, her level is pretty good.

The scene that Han Zhou wanted to shoot was actually not difficult.

First of all, the survival group surrounded by zombies was blocked here.

A large number of zombies surrounded them.

At this time, Han Zhou appeared on the stage. Han Zhou played this role as a guest. As soon as he appeared, he used his homemade gun to sweep away a group of zombies, and then chopped up a zombie with a knife.

Then he turned around and acted aggressively towards the protagonist group, letting them follow.

The protagonist group had just been delighted for two seconds before looking behind Han Zhou in horror.

When Han Zhou turned around, a female zombie hugged her throat and gnawed on her.

Then a large number of zombies surrounded.

Then it's over.

On the whole, if you want to add a guest role in the finished film, no matter what the plot is, this role is already good.

The director has also heard of Han Zhou's reputation, and knows that although Han Zhou is mentally ill, he has good acting skills. This clip can be shot without much effort.

There is also a little funny factor, which can be regarded as an adjustment to the tense rhythm of zombie films.

It's just that the actor's role in the original adjustment link had to be dropped.

However, this is all too common in the film shooting industry.

Sometimes, the cameos of first-line stars may not be edited in the end, let alone small roles with a salary of 1000 yuan.

"Fix it!"

The role of Han Zhou played for half an hour, a total of three shots, each shot was saved once, that is, six shots were taken, and it was over.

Han Zhou smiled and went to the place where the field staff were staying, and found Teacher Yaoluo: "Mr. Yaoluo, I have a job for five days. Are you interested?"

The enchanting teacher Lan Hua pointed out: "My surname is Mao, Mao Luanbu. You can call me Uncle Mao, or Aunt Mao, hehe."

Han Zhou didn't take over, but continued to invite: "However, the salary will not be paid until next month."

The enchanting teacher thought for a while: "Just the last five days? Okay, you can take it."

Han Zhou laughed loudly: "Okay, I'll drag you to the set."

At this time, Director Ma, the director of "Rampaging Zombies", came over.

The director came over and smiled: "Han Zhou, I know you write songs well. The soundtrack of my film is made by Nanlin Studio, but I don't think the interludes and theme songs they wrote are interesting enough, and I want Hua Guo Style songs, can you write a suitable one?"

Han Zhou came alive.

selling songs, right?

There are so many underworld songs here, I just don’t know how to use them!

"Interlude, theme song? No problem, I can write it, just wait."

Han Zhou borrowed a pen and paper from the field manager and started writing.

Director Ma immediately waved: "Come on, get a song contract!"

Director Ma thought it over, whether Han Zhou wrote it well, he wanted this song himself.

Because he has watched "Mr. Hello Tree" and knows that the three major companies are promoting "Mr. Hello Tree".

Although this is not a commercial film, Han Zhou's fame will definitely grow further in the near future.

And his own "Zombie Rampage" can also use Han Zhou's song to carry out a wave of publicity.

It is cost-effective to spend money to buy a wave of publicity.

Soon, Han Zhou wrote two songs.

Just looking at the melody and words, it seems that there is nothing to see.

However, Han Zhou continued to write and arrange music on it.

Director Ma directly retreated tactically!

I have seen lyricists who write words quickly, and composers who write songs quickly.

Songwriters write a song live, not for nothing.

Those who write fast are all great people!
But... how come there are still immortals who write songs on the spot and then arrange them on the spot?

You are too much! ! !

And Han Zhou wrote these two songs, one is called "Monkey Play" and the other is called "Hi".

"Xi" uses the buried version, the most underworld version of singing and arrangement.

And "Monkey Play" is the rock and roll of second-hand roses.

Second-Hand Rose can be said to have filled the gap that there was no rock song in the past life funeral industry.

In this life, this job is in Han Zhou's hands.

High EQ: No way, standing on the shoulders of the godmother of rock and roll, it is Han Zhou's job to do this.

Low EQ: It's too profitable, too fragrant!

However, this song "Monkey Playing" is very fierce, and the part played by suona is used by almost every UP master who edits short videos of ghost movies and zombie movies as BGM.

Many people even made a suona version of "Playing Monkey", which is used to edit short videos.

This part is similar in style to the Buddha's light in A Chinese Ghost Story BGM "Tao Dao Dao" and the night walk of the old demon in Montenegro.

The suona version of "Monkey Playing" is even stronger.

So much so that after watching this video, many people thought that it was used in the original version of Hundred Ghosts at Night or Ghost Meeting.

But the song "Playing Monkey", just like the title of his song, is playing monkeys.

Just listening to the suona version, I thought it was some fierce underworld thing, a majestic underworld thing, just listen to it, and you feel that the underworld soldiers are borrowing the way, and they are going to pick up their relatives. A group of demons and ghosts, carrying a red sedan chair Floating and jumping.

[Yin soldiers make excuses, Xiaoyang people evade]

However, it is majestic anyway.

And listening to the complete song, I feel that the underworld is the underworld, but it is very boring.

Many of Second-Hand Rose's songs are in this style, deliberately distorted and contrasted, forming a psychotic style.

Han Zhou felt that if Director Ma really used this music, he would not use the whole song in all likelihood, but would only play that section with suona.

But Han Zhou still wants to write the whole song.

Because there is no such thing as a piece of music being sold again later.

Director Ma is musically literate and can understand scores.

But after Ma Dao got the manuscript, he felt that his music class was reading into the stomach of a dog.

I can understand every note, but when put together, I can't build this song in my mind.

what is this?
Can a normal person write something like this?
After Han Zhou finished writing, he felt a little sorry.

I'm sorry, but the 'slow motion replay of the left hand and the right hand' came into this world in this form. If the price is lower, I will definitely not send you out.

Director Ma: "Wait a minute, I'll find a professional to estimate the price."

Soon Director Ma went to send a WeChat message.

After waiting for about 10 minutes, a 1-minute voice message came from Ma Dao's WeChat.

After clicking on it, the suona roared.

For a moment, Director Ma was shocked.

In front of Director Ma, there was a group of ghost cars, just drifting past.

The point is, this ghost car is still a bit festive, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a wedding party!

After listening to it once, Director Ma shivered.

His face was flushed, and he wished he could immediately pick up the plow and plow two miles of land!

The other party sent a new message: "The writing of the song is weird, but the quality is super high, it's too hell."

"The interlude in this song is interesting. We are not yet proficient. When we practice and record a version, it should be very shocking."

Director Ma replied: "I asked him to write in the underworld."

"How much is the right amount for these two songs?"

The other party: "For newcomers, [-] a song, the highest price for newcomers."

"For well-known creators, 20 songs, plus 5.00% of the song share."

Director Ma: "No, what I want is not the singing copyright, but the film and television usage copyright."

The other party: "To touch porcelain or not to touch porcelain."

Director Ma: "Come on! The other party is a very popular young man, good at writing songs, and also doing a good job in film and television. We hit it off, and the marketing is in the sky. It's a fantasy to say it, but it will definitely spread if it spreads." On the trending search."

The other party: "100 million songs, or a total of 100 million, plus [-]% of the movie revenue."

Director Ma thought about it for a while: "Han Zhou, 100 million plus [-]% of the film revenue, I want the film and television copyright of these two songs, but you will cooperate with me to promote the film when the time comes."

Han Zhou was stunned for a moment: "Okay...it's okay, but I have to ask Chen Feng to sing "Monkey Play"."

Director Ma: "No problem!"

When Han Zhou signed the contract and left, Director Ma didn't even notice that Han Zhou poached a corner and took away his makeup artist while he was on the set for a while.

Still excited: "Change the script, change the script, this part of the BGM must have a ghost kiss!"

The assistant director reminded: "We are a zombie film, not a ghost film."

Director Ma: "Zombies are not allowed to fall in love? Give the zombie king a little wisdom, let him show a little love, and then welcome the female zombies, then use this BGM."

"I saw a similar passage in the Yankee's "Mansion of the Living Dead" before, he can use it for Americans, and I can use it too!
At this time, Han Zhou took the enchanting teacher to a taxi and went straight to the suburbs of Hengdian.

Zhang Jiuquan came to the exclusive small courtyard that he rented.

The filming of "The Man From Earth" has officially started!

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