The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 55 Depression and fun are more compatible!
On New Year's Day, Han Zhou, Chen Xiaoyong, and Zhang Jiuquan were sound asleep in the office.

When you sleep, you don't know it's daylight.

In the past few days, Han Zhou edited "This Man Comes From Earth", and Chen Xiaoyong and Zhang Jiuquan helped.

In Han Zhou's words, it cost less than 20 yuan to make a movie. How could it be possible to ask an editor to edit this movie with [-] yuan?Wouldn't it be a loss?
And among the [-] yuan, at least [-] yuan was paid by Zheng Jianjun, which can be regarded as Zheng Changhe...Zheng Xiaolong's tuition.

Borrowing equipment from Hengdian's official film and television company costs only 3000 yuan for two days.

Saved so much money!

As for the musical debt, Han Zhou can only say sorry.

When I become famous and make money, one day, I will invite a symphony orchestra to play these pure music, but for now, everyone will just listen to it...

Han Zhou turned over from the single bed, his hair like a chicken coop resting on his head.

With a dazed look on his face, he touched fire and smoke.

I was going to drink saliva, but when I felt the cigarette, I took one out.

In the quiet office, the smoke 'rustled' lit up.

A plume of blue smoke rose.

"Clap!"

The moment the door was knocked open.

There is another "Zheng!"

Zhang Jiuquan pushed open the door excitedly, and saw Han Zhou draw his sword and raised his sword in one go.

"There are assassins, help!"

"Don't come close to me, I tell you, I like killing people in my dreams!"

Zhang Jiuquan was stunned for a moment, before stepping forward to pull away the unsharp sword: "Boss! Let's go to the movies!"

Han Zhou, with a messy coop hairstyle, was smoking a cigarette, and the smoke made it hard to open his right eye.

Shan Eye looked back at the scabbard several times before poking the sword back: "What movie are you watching at noon?"

Zhang Jiuquan was dumbfounded: "It's five o'clock! Five o'clock in the afternoon!"

"Boss, you should find an assistant. Didn't the actor named Wei Yang die suddenly in a dream last year? I think you need someone to check regularly to see if you are still alive."

Han Zhou turned over and put on his clothes, and shook the ashes into the disposable cup: "It's already five o'clock, how did you settle for lunch?"

Zhang Jiuquan: "Of course... I didn't eat."

Han Zhou got up, put on his slippers, and zipped up his clothes: "I'll go to the toilet and eat after I get out."

"What about two?"

"Second brother is watching a movie."

Han Zhou washed up in the company toilet before walking out.

Zhang Jiuquan and Chen Xiaoyong are ready to go.

The three of them went downstairs and ate a set meal at Shaxian snacks.

When they came out, each of the three lit a cigarette on the side of the road.

Zhang Jiuquan: "Watch "Mr. Hello Tree"."

"I won't go." Han Zhou said with a cigarette in his mouth, "I've watched it so much that I'm about to throw up."

I watched every shot during shooting, checked the shot library and watched it again, watched it again during editing, and watched it three times with Wang Xiya after editing.

No matter how good the acting skills are, it can't withstand watching so many times in a short period of time!

Besides, Han Zhou is not a narcissistic person. He can't be narcissistic if he appreciates his performance at most three times.

Chen Xiaoyong: "Let's go, Brother Han, let's take a look and learn how Tianle works in film marketing and film format production."

"Besides, today is the premiere of "Mr. Hello Tree"."

"They won't give me any money." Han Zhou: "What does the premiere have to do with me..."

"Forget it, let's go."

The three of them boarded Han Zhou's second-hand van and drove all the way to Hengdian Times CBD.

Upstairs, Chen Xiaoyong went to buy drinks, and Zhang Jiuquan went to collect tickets.

Han Zhou admired the small poster of himself in the theater.

In the theater, the largest poster or roll-up banner belongs to an American film called "Mechanical Woman".

And the biggest poster on the wall belongs to an American film called "Mars Retrograde".

To put it simply, during the New Year's Day schedule, American films are fighting against each other.

As for domestic films, there is a feature film called "Sleep Safely" and an animation called "Dora the Mouse".

Han Zhou stood in front of the poster, turned on his phone, and took a look.

Wang Xiya sent a picture of the statistics of the filming rate.

The filming rate of "Mars Retrograde" is as high as 30.00%.

The screening rate of "Mechanical Girl" is as high as 20.00%. Third, it has the largest poster, probably because they want less box office revenue than "Mars Retrograde", so the theater is willing to push them.

The screening rate of "Sleep Safely" was 18.00%.

The screening rate of "Dora the Mouse" is 15.00%.

These four movies have a combined screening rate as high as 80.00%.

And "Mr. Hello Tree" has an [-]% screening rate.

In order to free up so many filming rates, almost all the filming rates of the movies released in the middle of last month were cut.

Han Zhou clicked on the ticketing software, wanting to see how the fans scolded him.

After clicking on it, Han Zhou had a question mark on his forehead.

"It's healed! I didn't expect Han Zhou to be a director!"

"An Lan fan doesn't want to talk, I want to watch your performance."

"Wuuuu, I wasn't in a very good mood last year, but now after watching this movie, I finally feel happy. This New Year's Day, saving is not happy!"

"One thing to say, Chen Feng and Liu Yiling's cameo appearances are also very joyful and very interesting."

Han Zhou can only say that he forgot that his fans are fun people.

these animals.

How is it different from the college student who lied to those villagers to be beaten by a crazy girl!
However, fans scored very high.

Up to nine point six.

Those who went to the cinema on the first day were either fans of An Lan, fans of Chen Feng and Liu Yiling, or fans of Han Zhou.

Fans rate it, Tu Yile.

But with such a high score, at least it can be stabilized at around [-] in the end.

People who sell tickets to watch movies give it a score of [-], and on a professional scoring website, the score should be around [-].

However, according to the consistent urgency of scoring one point lower for domestic films and one point higher for foreign films, the final score should be [-].

However, Mr. Shu shoots the rural style, and the rural style can add [-] points.

That's eight points.

In addition to Tianle's own operation and operation, it is estimated that the final score will be between [-] and [-].

However, with the publicity of this group of fun fans, it's hard to say whether the branch will be relegated in the future!
Han Zhou opened Weibo without any hassle.

My last Weibo post was taken on the set of "This Man Comes From Earth".

At that time, Han Zhou pulled Ye Manyi to make a short joke.

Probably Han Zhou taught Ye Manyi the wall-dong, and then told Ye Manyi that there is a trick called leg-dong.

In the end, Ye Manyi kicked Han Zhou's face with a 'boom'.

Most of the comments under the video at this time are relatively short.

"Should!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

"Newcomers, don't get me wrong. We feel sorry for Han Zhou. Han Zhou's new movie is very funny. Go watch it!"

Han Zhou's Leziren fan group is changing from a huge group of patients to the largest telecom fraud gang in history.

These people are even in the comment area: "Brother Meng, An Lan's super chat and comment area are a bit overwhelming, hurry up and support!"

Han Zhou went to An Lan's Weibo.

An Lan's last Weibo post was to promote "Mr. Hello Tree".

To be precise, it is the video of An Lan participating in the "Mr. Hello Tree" road show in Yanjing in the morning.

An Lan sang "Born to Be Human" on the road show.

An Lan's fans below: "Whoa, cry to death~"

"I don't want to talk now."

"Downstairs in the theater, I smoked seven cigarettes, turned around and saw that the battery of the battery car parked behind was gone, shit!"

"Hahaha, although Goddess Ann has made a lot of sacrifices in this drama, the comedy effect is full. I highly recommend "Mr. Hello Tree"!"

Obviously, this one was left by Han Zhou's fans.

Soon, An Lan's fans realized something.

Why am I depressed?
Why do I panic?

"Oh, this "Mr. Hello Tree" is too funny, Han Zhou is really sick... so talented! It's so depressing... healed, I'm so excited that I keep making typos!"

"Mr. Shu's kneeling is so funny, I laughed when I saw it."

"Mute Xiaomei and idiot tree brother are finally married, and there are sex scenes!"

"What? Goddess An is filming a bed scene? Crap! Check again and report again!"

"Let me buy a ticket to go to Kangkang, and I'll tell you after reading it."

"After reading it, I can say it's so beautiful! Cover your mouth and cry/jpg"

Han Zhou swiped Weibo for a long time, and Zhang Jiuquan said, "It's the beginning."

The three entered the theater together.

Enter the cinema, and soon the movie starts.

When the dragon mark ended, accompanied by a very strange sound, the subtitles of Tianle Film and Television appeared.

As soon as the subtitles ended, there was an even weirder scene.

The tree played by Han Zhou is squatting on a big tree with no leaves but very dense branches.

Squat sideways.

Hold your head with one hand.

Raise your head slowly.

Slowly, one eye appeared, as if looking at the audience through a screen.

When he raised his head again, his eyes seemed to be looking in a very far direction.

As soon as the screen went black, three large blood-red characters of Mr. Shu appeared on the screen.

The camera moved forward, and a "Sun Metro" real estate promotional vehicle with a loudspeaker drove up, promoting the goodness of Sun Metro.

The car went away, and the camera stayed on the dilapidated car repair shop at the corner of the dilapidated country street. The camera entered through the broken glass window.

Between the welding sound and light, the camera moves to the tree.

Tree crawled out of the repair hole under the car, not to mention how awkward his body movements were.

"Has the car been repaired?"

Brother Shu's first sentence in the whole play is casual and not caring: "Cut~"

"Let him drive..."

When Han Zhou saw this, he didn't want to watch it anymore, because there was no need to watch every scene, it was stored in Han Zhou's mind, and it was more real than seeing it with eyes.

Every detail is flashing in my mind.

Han Zhou didn't look at it, but Zhang Jiuquan and Chen Xiaoyong watched it engrossed.

Chen Xiaoyong has watched it once, but he didn't read the whole thing last time, so he has to watch it carefully this time.

And Zhang Jiuquan wanted to see what the boss did in the first film after filming "The Man From Earth" in three days.

Time flows slowly.

When Brother Shu knelt down, there was a deathly silence in the movie theater.

Many people were puzzled by the plots that followed.

A small number of people who understand it have already gone deep into emo before them.

And most people, as time goes on, also emo.

When the movie theater reached the mid-range, many people still wondered why they couldn't understand it.

In the second half of the journey, what can't be understood? What does this have to do with the plot?
If you understand the mental illness plot, it will be wrong.

I can't understand the plot, but it's too depressing.

As the movie drew to a close, there was no sound in the theater.

When the movie ended, many people hurriedly got up and fled the theater.

Someone spread out on the seat.

Someone else said: "Fuck, the scammers on the Made website, I'm here to have fun, damn it!"

The brother next to him: "Hurry up and scold that bastard who lied to you to death!"

The man took out his mobile phone: "No, no, no."

Then I posted a movie review: "Oh, it's so fun, I laughed like a shackle after watching it~hahahahaha~ woohoo, when will I be able to see such a good movie, woohoo~"

"Looking good, funny!"

Zhang Jiuquan couldn't calm down after watching it for a long time.

The three walked out of the cinema together.

Outside the movie theater, there is a miasma of smoke.

After leaving the gate, many people took out cigarettes and fire, lit them and took a deep breath.

It is estimated that in movie theaters across the country, at least today, the workload of the cleaners will be much greater.

Zhang Jiuquan took a deep puff of cigarette, and said, "Fuck! The people who made this movie are nothing!"

Chen Xiaoyong was about to lift the back of his neck, Zhang Jiuquan continued: "It's God!"

Han Zhou laughed happily: "Let's go, go back."

"I have to make a song."

Zhang Jiuquan and Chen Xiaoyong became interested: "Is there a song for the road show of "Mr. Hello Tree" in Shanghai tomorrow?"

"Can I hear it tonight?"

"What kind of song are you going to write?"

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