The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 75 Han Zhou Gives Lessons to Trainees
At some point, Han Zhou fell asleep on the rest bed in Wang Xiya's office.

When Han Zhou woke up again, Wang Xiya had already gone home to sleep and came to the company again after waking up.

The bed was occupied by Han Zhou, and Wang Xiya, who had just merged with the company, went home to rest for a night.

The first time Han Zhou woke up, he rushed to the trainee floor instead of eating and drinking.

Now, Han Zhou felt the pressure of an adult.

I used to muddle along, I didn't think so.

Only now do I know how difficult it is to get ahead and be famous.

Not to mention that there are dragons and phoenixes among adults.

Large practice room for trainees.

Men and women do morning lessons here.

Starting today, all schools are on holiday. Those trainees who still have their studies, today is the first time to participate in the mid-week morning class.

So, it was the first time that everyone was there.

When Han Zhou walked into the practice room, he saw several girls in practice clothes watching videos.

Han Zhou went over to take a look, and a few girls just came across a new video, playing lions, or in other words, lion dances.

A few girls watched others practice lions, praised how powerful they were, and said it was dangerous.

The lion dance duo stepped on the ground with their front feet and almost rolled off the pillar to the ground. Fortunately, their back feet stabilized, and a beautiful movement was reconnected.

There was also a girl who discovered Han Zhou, but they knew that Han Zhou was not from Tianle, so they didn't care.

Soon, the vocal teacher came over.

A group of talents practiced independently.

While Han Zhou is here, Wang Chuyang and Lin Jianqiu are still very involved.

After practicing for about half an hour, Wang Xiya came to the practice room.

The vocal teacher hurried forward.

Wang Xiya: "Han Zhou."

Han Zhou froze for a moment: "Huh?"

"Do you want to teach them?"

Han Zhou thought for a while: "Okay."

When Han Zhou came on stage, Wang Xiya raised her voice: "This is Han Zhou, you can call him Mr. Han. He has been very popular since his debut. Currently, he has six songs in the top [-] on the song list. It's still in theaters."

"You all know each other?"

"I know!" The trainees have dreams of entering the entertainment industry, so of course they know the new seniors who have just debuted in recent months.

Wang Xiya: "Everyone welcome."

At this time, Han Zhou pressed his hand amidst the applause, signaling to stop, and then put his hands behind his back: "Today, when I just arrived in the practice room, I saw a few girls watching short videos."

"I watched lion dance practice."

The faces of the girls changed and they lowered their heads instantly.

They thought that Han Zhou was going to catch them as a model.

However, Han Zhou said on the stage, "There are five kinds of lions and five colors in lion dance. Among them, the white ones are called Machao lions, filial lions, and mourning lions."

"In the previous lion dance culture, this kind of lion was only performed at funerals, and the performers were also the most stable and powerful lion dancers. In other words, only the class masters and master masters could perform."

"But now times have changed, and some people will use white lions in commercial performances."

"For example, during the New Year's Eve yesterday, there was a lion dance performance in England. It was a white lion. More than 70 tourists and New Year celebrants watched the performance on this day."

"Even students who study lions use white lions."

Han Zhou scolded angrily: "Smelly shameless!"

"No rules!"

"Don't take your employer seriously!"

"Is the white lion also suitable for beginners? Beginners don't practice the basic skills. They carry the white lion and jump around. What if they fall at someone's funeral?"

"Oh, it hurts, my fingers are bleeding..."

"Is it shameful or not?"

"It's a funeral, don't say your fingers are bleeding, even if you break your leg, no one else will give you a damn good face."

"Why didn't you fall to your death? It's best to walk with the old man!"

Han Zhou glanced across the audience.

Many people bowed their heads.

why?
Refers to Sang curse Huai.

In this practice room, there are millions of stereos, hundreds of thousands of electric guitars, various instruments, and the best performance equipment.

These things, in the former entertainment industry, did not belong to newcomers at the level of trainees.

Your fucking 100 yuan electronic keyboard can't be played stably, how about Steinway?

Han Zhou: "Take a step back, the current class leader allows students to use the most important, most expensive, heaviest, and most meaningful white lion for lion dance, and allows them to carry the most significant white lion in the celebration."

"What are the students doing? Carrying the white lion to show the kung fu of a three-legged cat?"

"The team leader expects you to be able to carry the white lion, which is a kind of expectation."

"Do you think you are a professional lion dancer when you pick up the white lion? No shit, no shit!!!"

Han Zhou tapped the whiteboard heavily with a pen: "Have you ever learned vocal music?"

Han Zhou was writing on the blackboard.

"Okay, sing one by one."

Several teachers gathered at the door.

The vocal teacher's face was not good-looking.

At first, they thought that Han Zhou was just talking about his own experience, to encourage him or something.

Unexpectedly, Han Zhou started scolding his mother when he went up, and now he has to assess his professional ability?
Han Zhou randomly ordered a boy: "Come on, sing."

The boy looked at the music score, and he was in a daze, and kept there: "Suo, duo, duo, suo..."

"Do you understand?" Han Zhou: "Sing."

Boy: "Life is just a few autumns, ah..."

"Didn't you have enough to eat?!" Han Zhou: "What are you singing? Now you are asked to record the show, are you embarrassed to go on TV?"

Then came another one.

Han Zhou: "Now go to participate in the Youth Song Competition, which one are you going to fight for? Guarantee one and earn two?"

Another girl.

Han Zhou: "Is there anyone else who can't catch the beat?!"

Here comes another boy.

Han Zhou: "Did you leave your vocal cord at home?!!!"

Wang Chuyang: "Life is short for a few autumns. If you don't get drunk, don't give up. The one in the east..."

Han Zhou: "Don't you wash your face when you get up in the morning?"

Wang Chuyang: "???"

What?I sing so well, you pick on my unwashed thorns?

Han Zhou: "Not convinced?"

"Come on, record a video of him, and show his fans the video of his eyes covered in gum in the future, as a fan benefit."

Wang Chuyang felt ashamed, so he just slipped away with his head in his hands.

Lin Jianqiu: "Life is just a few autumns, don't give up until you get drunk."

Han Zhou: "Sing as you sing, who taught you to sing while swinging, what are you doing with your hands? DJing?"

Lin Jianqiu: "..."

Han Zhou on stage: "Each of you has your own talent."

"Some people dance well, some have a good voice, and some sing well."

"Of course, the most important thing is that they all look good."

"Except for Wang Chuyang."

Wang Chuyang:? ? ?

Even though I'm the worst in appearance at home, I'm at the top of the pack here, right? !
Han Zhou: "But what does it have to do with you? These conditions are all born by mother."

"What the hell are you practicing early in the morning?"

"Are you going to show this to fans in the future?"

"The company will spend three to five million yuan to package it for you, stir up two hot spots, and then invite a group of people to pretend to be your fans, block the road at the airport, hold a sign outside the TV station, and then let you sing on stage A rubbish song that even dogs don’t listen to, cheat a little ignorant little fans, and then you can reap fans, right?”

"There's nothing wrong with it. Tianle can make money with this. After earning for one year, two years, or three years, I'll throw you away and replace you with newcomers. Then harvest fans for another three years, and then change another batch."

"what about you?"

"Plan to be a small student for three years, and then go home and don't know what to do? You didn't even go to high school and college, so you came here to be a trainee, and you practice how to fight with people in the practice room early in the morning, how do you joke?"

Han Zhou cursed people on stage, not because he had a problem with Tianle, nor did he object to traffic creation and idol packaging.

Every new industry has a reason for its existence.

Han Zhou only targeted each individual.

Mr. Nan Guo is just pretending to be a fool, so you want to learn too?
Mr. Nan Guo is smart, and he has been around for three years.do you have brainsDid you mess around for three days?
Han Zhou said on the stage, "I saw so much money being thrown on you, I wanted to beat you!"

"I told you."

"You polluted my ears for half an hour early in the morning. I didn't eat breakfast, and I almost vomited out the meal the night before."

The body shape teacher whispered: "Mr. Wang..."

"It's not good for our . . . plans."

Wang Xiya: "Let him talk."

"Those who can be listened to are trained as artists, those who are not listened to are cultivated as idols, and those who cannot be practiced are given up."

"Remember, as long as the money is in place, you will not lose money in anything you do."

Han Zhou on the stage knocked on the table: "Do you want to be a star?"

Han Zhou's eyes touched the man: "Think!"

"You deserve it too?!"

Han Zhou looked at the other person: "Do you want to be a star?"

"I practice!"

Han Zhou: "Your dictionary practice means: dealing with things?"

Han Zhou looked at Liuliu: "Do you want to be a star?"

Liuliu: "I can!"

Han Zhou yelled, "You fucking sober?!"

Liuliu lowered his head.

Han Zhou looked at Lin Jianqiu: "Do you want to be a star?"

Lin Jianqiu: "I want to be a first-line singer!"

"You dog day is still very firm in your goals. Which first-line singer's fingers are like chicken feet when singing? Are you knitting sweaters on stage while singing?"

Han Zhou said on stage, "I heard someone say something."

"You don't skip classes, go to Internet cafes, sing K, stay up all night, and fall in love. Your youth is fed to the dog."

"Which idiot said that?"

"You skipped classes, went online, sang karaoke, drank too much, fell in love early, did your youth dog bite?!"

"Let me tell you, the current Tianle's idol packaging strategy is to rely on defense."

"Currently, all entertainment companies in Huaguo cultivate idols based on defense."

"Idols, idols, what are you selling? It's youthful."

"You want to be young, handsome, cool, pure, and energetic, and then attract fans, spend money for you, support you, and call you."

"Have you any fucking youth?"

"I thought I was at the cemetery early in the morning!"

"The dogs of the vegetable sellers in the vegetable market all get up earlier than you!"

"Do you think it's easy to be an idol?"

"It's harder to be an idol than a star!"

"Are you worthy?!"

Han Zhou on the stage has been cursing for half an hour.

Very good, I finally finished scolding the recent unhappiness, and the people in the audience were willing to be scolded.

Is this feeling the feeling of being a lecturer?up!
"I'm here to fool you today, saying that you can be the idol of the whole people, and you believe it?"

"Then wait until tomorrow, use your 17-year-old face to earn him 3000 million, and only give you three melons and two dates, and then throw you into the trash."

"You ask me why then?"

"My fucking microphone of hundreds of thousands made you sing like fifty cents, you ask me why?"

Han Zhou looked at a person: "How do you say banana in English?"

The man said weakly, "Boo toot?"

"I'll dudu your grandma! Banana!!!" Han Zhou yelled, "If I were your boss, if you don't recite the Oxford Dictionary for me for a month, I will throw you into the Huangpu River!"

"The idea of ​​idols is nothing more than sending the most useless among you to go abroad for a walk, come back with an English name, and then say that you have experience abroad, and you have learned how to play basketball and hip-hop."

"Then send it to participate in the show, sing a few lines of love, five, and doodle."

"The reporter asked you how to say banana in English, you said jet head, asked you how to say potato, you said oh and turbine?"

Many people bowed their heads.

What the hell?No one said that to be an idol, you have to go abroad, you have to have an English name, and you have to be able to speak English.

At this time, Wang Xiya stared at Han Zhou.

Wang Xiya wanted to know why Han Zhou, who had never been in the entertainment industry before his debut, was so familiar with the operation of idols.

This set of things, Wang Xiya arranged a dozen people to go to Bangguo last year, and spent tens of millions of dollars before researching and analyzing it.

Is it worthless?
Han Zhou looked at the audience: "The more rubbish you are, the more people there will be in the future team."

"The awesome idol, who sings and dances alone, will be criticized as an amateur by the outside world, but he can barely do it anyway."

"For idols who are not close to each other, three or four people form a group to perform activities together, and the true fans of several people gather together, and they can barely support the performance."

"The most rubbish ones are groups of eight or nine people, or even forty or fifty people. The idols in the group are not as famous as the old Wang next door who steals people and cheats in the fucking social news."

"Think about what you can do."

"Anyone who can sing is called a singer."

"Those who can dance are called dancers."

"Some people rely on their faces, so they can be a facade."

"I advise those of you who don't want to practice hard, you can eat more, and when you become stronger in the future, you can be idol assistants, carry bags and run faster."

"Okay, you can get out, little brats."

Wang Xiya: "Is that the end of scolding?"

Han Zhou thought for a while: "Then I have another vocal lesson? Can I borrow your musicians and recording studio?"

Wang Xiya: "You just want to record a song?"

Han Zhou: "How is it possible, I am that kind of person?"

Wang Xiya: "You can use it as you like."

The vocal teacher applauded loudly: "Okay, Han Zhou is a singer who has already debuted. You can go to the recording studio and listen to professional singers record songs, so that you can have someone to set your goals on."

Walking out of the practice room, Wang Xiya whispered, "Why does that Lin Jianqiu look so much like Lin Xiaoxing?"

"You also found out?" Han Zhou: "It seems that when he debuted, he can use Lin Xiaoxing's fame in an open and honest way."

Wang Xiya: "So you came here today to help me sing bad faces? Are you afraid that I won't be able to shame them and scold them? Are you afraid that people in the company will scold them and make them unconvinced?"

Han Zhou: "No, I'm looking for the three best people among them."

Wang Xiya was stunned: "Why are you looking for the three best?"

Han Zhou: "Find the three most delicious ones to make them popular."

Wang Xiya and the teachers were all dumbfounded.

What the hell, you want to choose the three most delicious ones to win popularity? ! !Are you in Gan Shenmo?

It seems that the rumors that Han Zhou is mentally ill are true!
Han Zhou's eyes were red: "To make money, you need to be famous."

"I want to make the best one a smash hit and tell everyone that I, Han Zhou, make stars, just like playing."

Big horns are not easy to hold, and buffoons are not easy to hold?
Wang Xiya was stunned for a moment before she spoke: "This wave of idol idol craze, New World wants to get a piece of it?"

Han Zhou: "Look carefully, people from Bangguo like Kim Hyo-hee have come to Huaguo, and then the Huaguo idols in the group on the side of Bangguo are coming back in large numbers."

"Next, many companies will promote idols."

"I'm just making a little money."

Wang Xiya: "Aren't you afraid that someone will catch you and scold you every day for ruining the entertainment industry?"

Han Zhou: "Huh? I have a mental illness, and passers-by don't know?"

"Don't worry, they can't scold me. What if I put a group that debuted as a low-end combination of ugly shows on the altar?"

Wang Xiya: "Then you are the next probable godfather in the entertainment industry. In the future, you can be compared to Fourth Master Han who made movies and Third Master Liu who did variety shows in the previous era."

Before Han Zhou figured out how much an entertainment company would spend, he wanted to go the boutique route.

But now, Han Zhou realized why a giant company like Tianle started playing idols.

Times are changing.

Han Zhou himself can compete with others in the star market, but it is too difficult for the newly brought in to compete with others in this market.

Therefore, a new market must be bitten down.

Of course, Wang Chuyang and Lin Jianqiu are two treasures, and Han Zhou is not ready to throw them out as consumables.

Therefore, Han Zhou wanted to find the three people that Tianle chose and did not want.

Seize the market in the field of spiritual pollution.

Although they chose the rest, everyone here is more reliable than scouts who can find them on the roadside or in bars.

Han Zhou is confident that he can let them enter the circle as clowns first, and then train them to counterattack.

As for today's half an hour of cursing.

Han Zhou really didn't choose three dishes, but the three people who were least afraid of being scolded.

Because the three people with such thick skins must be the third brother who made the least progress in the end and was eliminated by Tianle.He is also the third brother who can withstand the ridicule of thousands of netizens.

(End of this chapter)