The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 8 A Song for Teacher Jin
At the end of the voting, the solo scores of the four will be announced together.

In the first round, 630 people voted for An Lan, and only 85 people voted for Zhao Qian.

The rest abstained.

Although she knew that she was miserable, Zhao Qian never thought that she would be so miserable.

What I didn't even expect was Liu Yiling.

However, the bond between the mentor and the contestants of this show is not that strong, so Liu Yiling did not lose her composure, but applauded.

Mentor Kim Hyo Hee went numb from laughter.

In the second round, Han Zhou got [-] votes.

Hu Xilin breathed a sigh of relief.

Anyway, Zhao Qian was even worse.

When his votes were counted, Hu Xilin cried.

Hu Xilin got 53 votes!

Less than one-tenth of Han Zhou's votes!

The remaining 150 viewers abstained from voting!
Some viewers really didn't think Han Zhou's song was good, but felt that Hu Xilin was not as good as Han Zhou, so they didn't vote.

The host was rather excited: "In the first round of team-to-group duels, the point difference is so big!"

Chen Feng was also dumbfounded.

Chen Feng thought it was impossible for Han Zhou to win this song because he sang so happily.

But Chen Feng also forgot one thing.

That is, as a king of rock and roll, he can be brainwashed, and it is quite normal for ordinary audiences to be brainwashed.

Liu Yiling: "Zhao Qian, Hu Xilin, I know your strength, I hope you can work hard and show your strength!"

At this time, Liu Yiling remembered that two disciples had arrived, so she was encouraged.

Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin told me.

After a few minutes, Jin Xiaoxi finally said: "Han Zhou, An Lan, I am very optimistic about you, I hope you will work hard."

A drumbeat.

While talking, he thought, if he wins the Heavenly King and Queen in the battle, doesn't it mean that he is stronger than them?
This feeling is about to take off, so ecstatic!
An Lan picked up the microphone: "Thank you Teacher Jin for your help. Teacher Jin gave us a lot of help with this song."

Kim Hyo Hee was stunned.

Since the grouping, Kim Hyo Hee has indeed coached the players, but it was the other group with the strongest subordinates.

Han Zhou An Lan and Kim Hyo Hee didn't even want to see it.

Moreover, these two didn't stay in the training place provided by the program group, and I didn't watch them rehearse songs.

I helped?

The next moment, Kim Hyo Hee understood.

These two people!Something will happen!Will be a man!

Kim Hyo Hee laughed: "Hahaha, a little help is nothing to worry about."

Chen Feng corrected: "It's not worth mentioning."

Kim Hyo Hee: "Oh yes yes yes, Teacher Chen is right, it is not worth mentioning. Teacher Chen is not worth mentioning."

Chen Feng's face darkened.

An Lan smiled: "It took Han Zhou a long time to make this song. During this period, Han Zhou also made the first two solo songs, and even played DJ in the part of "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" For the content, Han Zhou didn’t have any equipment, so he could only use a simulator on his laptop, which took a lot of time.”

"The song we sang together is the most time-consuming and labor-intensive song among the three songs. It is also the most difficult to sing and the most fun."

"This song is dedicated to Teacher Jin."

The host was already embarrassed at this time, because he knew the song list in advance, but when he thought about it, the effect of the show came!
Anyway, the director team wants the effect of the program. The effect of this program must be the best and the most controversial. It must be effective!
Host: "I didn't expect Teacher Jin to help the two contestants so much, so what is the name of the song that the two contestants are going to give to Teacher Jin?"

An Lan: ""Song of Psychosis"."

Kim Hyo Hee was still laughing, she laughed several times before she realized it, and then her smile froze.

The smile doesn't disappear, it transfers to the faces of the live audience.

"Hahahahahaha!"

Such an obvious sarcasm, if you don't understand it, you are a fool!
The host's smile was also 'stiff' on his face.

He knew it in advance, but he played it perfectly.

But Han Zhou still saw that his acting skills were flawed and patted him on the shoulder.

This scene is even more mocking in the eyes of the audience.

This scene seemed like the host was stunned when he heard "Song of Neuropathy" given to Mr. Jin, and then Han Zhou comforted him: You heard it right, this is the song.

The host came back to his senses: "Then please Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin take a break, and please Han Zhou and An Lan to prepare for the performance."

Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin walked to the side stage while talking.

"They're doing something."

"If they do something, let's do it. This kind of song won't get voted by the audience. They are giving us a chance to come back!"

"Yes! We must grab points!"

Then the two heard Han Zhou and An Lan together on the stage: "We are a combination of dumb and fools."

If the director is smart enough, he will definitely not edit this scene, and will also put the name of the group in the singer column when the song is sung.

Then I will also use this combination name in the version for music software.

The two stood in front of the stage.

Electronic music with a strong sense of rhythm has already begun.

An Lan tapped the time with the microphone, found a place and immediately entered:
"One day when I was free, I asked Han Zhou to tell a joke.

The guy started laughing before he opened his mouth! "

The audience froze when they heard An Lan's singing.

Because An Lan's song "Flammable and Explosive" was very powerful, with a tearing sound and a metallic feel.

But now, An Lan's voice was crisp to the limit!
Before everyone could react, Han Zhou had already started:

"Yeah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Yay!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! "

Han Zhou has researched this song, and if he wants to make a ghost video, of course, the more nonsense the song is, the better.

The songwriter of this song has also written songs such as "Darabang Bar" and "Ordinary Disco". His songs have a characteristic, that is, they are too difficult for real people to sing, so they have to train virtual idols to sing.

And if a real person wants to sing, first of all, he must be angry enough, and then he must have his own characteristics.

Because electronic sounds can be very flat, but real people can't.

Therefore, Han Zhou chose Cao Cao's smile from Peking Opera for himself!
The timbre quality of this laughter, and the high-pitched singing voice similar to bel canto, made the audience dumbfounded.

Can songs be written and sung like this?This is too... nonsense, right? !
"It's not that I laugh too low, my jokes are too good

After finishing it, take a deep breath, look back at An Lan and smile! "

An Lan: "Yeah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Yeah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Han Zhou chose a serious bel canto soprano for An Lan, with a little bit of coloratura.

An Lan's high pitch is absolutely astonishing if the lyrics "ha ha ha" are excluded, and it is not far behind the high pitch of the national team.

The strong foundation of bel canto scares people to death.

Such an authentic bel canto treble and such nonsense lyrics destroy every audience's perception of the world.

Fuck me!My mentality is broken!

Then Han Zhou and An Lan held hands and looked at each other, together: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

At this point, the key is here!
An Lan pointed to Kim Hyo Hee who was on the judging panel:
"Then we translated it and it became a stick joke!

Tell it to my mentor Kim, and listen to them laugh! "

The most magical thing in the audience is coming.

The song comes with Kim Hyo Hee's laughter.

That was Kim Hyo Hee's unbridled and hearty laughter after scolding Han Zhou for being dumb, and after winning a group of high-scoring contestants.

Being trained by Han Zhou to laugh like a ghost.

It was so harsh at this time.

"Hey! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

(Hey) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! "

In the song, Kim Hyo Hee is smiling.

Outside the song, Kim Hyo Hee was thinking about which country's law kills people without breaking the law, so Han Zhou must be tied up, and he will add a set of American-style living together for two knives!
"Everyone heard the joke and decided to tell it to their friends!

And then to a friend of a friend and a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend Friends of friends of friends of friends of friends of friends of friends of friends of friends! "

In this passage, An Lan's singing skills are undoubtedly revealed.

A normal singer should be out of breath after singing one-third of the song.

A powerful singer who can finish singing in one breath.

An Lan changed her gas inside three times, but no one could hear it!

The ignorant audience has 'hahaha' in their ears and 'hahaha' in their minds.

A knowledgeable audience hears 'hahaha' in their ears and 'this female singer is crazy!Book a day later! '

'As for Han Zhou, a mental hospital bed is reserved! '

Han Zhou and An Lan sang 'hahaha' expressionlessly.

Although the lyrics are brainless, all kinds of skills are flashy, and all kinds of singing skills are undoubtedly revealed.

And the audience was like, 'What the fuck is this? ’ and then ‘How the fuck can this man sing? ' finally turned into '嘿~呀!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! '

After the whole song was sung, Chen Feng was numb from laughter.

He didn't care about Kim Hyo Hee's expression anymore, he clapped and said, "You are very courageous, not to mention the new singers in the talent show, even the older generation singers who have been famous for a long time, I have never seen such a dare to play!"

"For this song, I give zero points for the artistry of the lyrics, and [-] points for the satire. I give zero points for the artistry of the song, and [-] points for the fun."

"You sing, I give zero points for emotion, and one hundred points for skills."

Liu Yiling: "So it's [-] points in total?"

Chen Feng asked back: "What do you think?"

Liu Yiling looked at the two poor people in her group, who told you that you have encountered a neuropathy, let's just forget that this person is just a neuropathy, he is still a genius, then you will be cold.

And it was three points more penetrating than the coldness of meeting ordinary geniuses.

"I'll give it 95 points. If I sing mine, I'll practice at least a week before I can sing it. If I'm on stage...prepare for at least a month."

An Lan smiled: "I just took a gamble, and I didn't fully grasp it."

Beside, Kim Hyo Hee got up angrily and left the recording.

The manager hurriedly chased after him, and as soon as he caught up with the manager, he received a call from the director, and then went back with Kim Hyo Hee in his arms: "Liquidated damages of 3000 million, 3000 million, soft girl money! It's not a stick coin!"

Kim Hyo Hee's face turned ugly: "I came to China to be an idol, how can I be an idol when I am played like this?!"

The agent hurriedly persuaded: "If they do this, your fans will scold them even more crazily, and then spend more money on you. The dispute will spread, and you will earn more!"

At this time, a small number of live audiences have seen the previously recorded ones.

Members of the program team at the scene.

And Chen Feng and Liu Yiling both understood a truth.

Don't mess with Han Zhou.

He will pull your sanity to the level of a psychopath, and then use his wealth of experience to ravage you wantonly!
At this time, Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin took the stage.

Kim Hyo Hee left and returned.

The program resumes recording.

But when Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin sang, in the ears of the audience, what they heard was: "Yeah! Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Some viewers covered their ears, but the voice was still raging in their heads.

He cried.

"Who can give me a pair of ears that have never heard this song, I will pay 500 million!"

(End of this chapter)