i'm not a trainer

Chapter 98

How can someone tell a joke when you come up?
Luo He was caught off guard, looked at Senior Qing, and saw a trace of anticipation in her bright eyes.

'Do I look like a joke to you? '

Luo He suppressed the desire to complain in his heart, but decided to follow the other party's wishes, and murmured:

"Senior, what kind of jokes do you like to hear?"

"I want to hear a joke that Xueshan doesn't have." Qing said lightly.

Luo He was quite self-aware, and said, "But I don't have a sense of humor, I can only tell bad jokes."

"What's a bad joke?" Qing used declarative sentences to express interrogative sentences.

"A cold joke is not funny at all. It will make people feel boring after telling it, and then make a cold joke." Luo He said frankly.

Qing nodded, and immediately said, "Sounds very interesting."

"So, that's called a hot joke..."

Luo He laughed twice, and said, "Then I'll tell a bad joke."

Yulong's comprehensive strength has already stepped into the extraordinary realm.

[Movements: Dragon Fish Leap (Exclusive Skill), Steam, Oil Soak, Bubble, Torrent Tail, Dragon Might]

The sweet fragrance bursts, floating towards the clouds.

"what happened?"

Luo He asked the senior to pick two snake beauty fruits as an advance payment for this mission, and then summoned a whole set of kitchen utensils to light a fire and cook under the island in the middle of the lake.

Luo He sensed the data outside the beast space and was surprised.

When the color bell sounded, Hu Tu glanced at his phone, connected to the call from Luo He, and said in a deep voice:

And the energy originating from the snow-capped mountains also made the dragon fish's life source grow stronger.

[Pet name: Arowana (variation)]

Qing said lightly: "You read it wrong."

Suddenly, the wind and clouds surged.

The corners of Qing's mouth twitched and lowered continuously.

a moment ago.

Luo He coughed heavily, and said, "Ru Zui has finished."

"You plan to make a meal of 'Crass Red Delicious' with snake beauty fruit on the island in the middle of the lake, and it will be your morning tea!"

Yulong let out a groan, small teardrops gushed out of his eyes, extremely regretful.

The dire bear plucked his fur and said 'bad heat'.

Luo He: "Huh?"

It is clearly not the fish god who roams the seven seas, but appears in human form to protect Yuhu Village!

Luo He said: "The big penguin passed by, and saw that there was no pile of ice bear's fur on the ground, so I ran to ask what happened to the ice bear."

He obviously didn't see Yuyu's figure, but that magnificent scene obviously heralded the arrival of Yuyu God.

Racial level breakthrough awakening, across a short period, to the high and extraordinary!

Luo He glanced at Senior Qing, unable to discern any emotion from her iceberg-like face, he hesitated and said:

"Fish God likes it or hates it, he likes to hear hot jokes!"

Younger Qing glanced at Arowana, then looked at Luo He, and said:
A bare dire bear.

"It's not funny if the joke is told, it should be fine, right?"

What is the identity of the younger generation, so easy to weaken the source of life of Yulong?
"If you receive his thank you the most, then leave it alone."

"what?"

[Growth Level: Advanced and Extraordinary]

Luo He couldn't see the change in Bingshan beauty's expression, and complained in his heart.

In the clear sky under the vast snow-capped mountains, there is a magnificent sea of ​​clouds stretching thousands of miles away. The magnificent clouds seem to gather into a giant dragon.

"It's a joke." Senior Qing said calmly, "I learned it from others a long time ago."

"He missed a joke for you, so you give him a gift too."

"Listen to your end!" Luo He said badly when his story was interrupted.

[Racial Level: Advanced and Extraordinary]

Luo He comforted Tang Yao, saying: "At most, you know that Yuyu God will appear in the snow mountain domain in human form."

The white-haired man stared at Luo He quietly, waiting for the above.

"It's broken, don't be sad."

The white-haired woman nodded, pretending to be listening attentively.

"Hey~" The senior hugged his little tail and shivered.

"Yulong, the Yuyu God he is looking for is not the young junior just now, right?"

Luo He seemed to have discovered Xin Xiaolu: "Junior, did he laugh just now?"

"Director Hu, you don't have a single thing to report!"

The white-haired man turned to leave, and Luo He also planned to stay weak.

The joke isn't funny at all, and it's already intimidating!

"The ice bear told it the story, and then the big penguin also finished plucking its own fur. Before it finished plucking, it said: It's really hot!!"

"His eldest son, saw the totem class again?!"

Yuyushen swims in the clouds, overlooks the island in the middle of the lake, his eyes move slightly, and disappears into the depths of the sea of ​​clouds.

Co-author, he hates listening to hot jokes, right?

Luo He was full of confidence and said:

Luo He knew that Tang Yao was blaming herself for not being able to recognize Yu Yushen, thus missing the good opportunity to investigate her grandma's whereabouts.

Although today you can get a taste of your own craftsmanship, if you don’t have a chance, I will always see you again, and I will mention it when the time comes.

On the way.

The scene was terribly quiet for a while, and then fell into a strange heat.

"Yes, yes, I will let you do another dance for him~"

"Huh?" Yulong brimming with tears.

Yulong: "Woo...⊙_⊙" (It's hot.)
"Besides, you also know what it likes and dislikes, so you are no longer confused about it."

Hearing that the senior year was in low spirits, Tang Yao cheered up.

"It's something."

The host's jokes are really too hot.

"One, two, eight... Pulling and pulling, the ice field bear has finished pulling out its own hair."

Luo He glanced at Xiao Jiu and Yu Yu behind him, cleared his throat, and said slowly:

Then what kind of young junior, what kind of dragon man.

……
Director Hu sat under the boss chair in front of the handmade writing desk, with an angry look on his face, examining the files under the computer screen.

"It's not funny, I will send you to see the Snow Mountain." Senior Qing said coldly.

Moreover, Yulong possesses dragon power and has no original tactics, so it is doubtful that he can single-handedly kill the 'Lord of the Secret Realm' Anaconda!

Yulong was startled for a moment, then felt the energy in his body continuously rising, breaking through the level that had been stagnant for a long time!

"Woo..." Yulong raised his head, still blaming himself.

Immediately, the younger generation turned around and said lightly:

"Young people should calm down." Hu Tu said calmly, "What happened?"

"Ice Bear has a chat, why do you want to pluck your hair." Younger Qing still expressed his doubts in declarative sentences.

Imperial Capital, the fourth game.

There seems to be no gust of hot wind blowing over the island in the middle of the lake.

Thinking back to the joke just now, Qing thought nothing of it:
Luo He looked at the ripe snake beauty fruit under the tree, smiled and said:
The corners of Qing's mouth twitched imperceptibly, and it fell into Luo He's eyes.

Luo He was stunned and suspicious, but when he came back to his senses, he saw the younger generation walking into the forest, and his back seemed to dissipate like a cloud.

Luo He, Senior, and Yulong looked up, and they were all in shock.

"Oh." The younger generation shut up.

"Before pulling it out, it said a word: 'Bad heat'."

Luo He was stunned for a long time, looked at Yulong, and said:

Hu Tu narrowed his eyes, slapped the table and got up, his voice suddenly lowered:
Luo He said: "It will stop pulling its hair."

"There was a glacier bear that lived on the glacier. Every day it felt very boring, so it stopped plucking its fur."

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[Attribute: Water]

When Luo He was in a daze, a violent white light gushed out from Qing's palm and fell into the body of the golden dragon fish.

(End of this chapter)