How can you become a devil if you don't work?

Chapter 39 What nonsense are you talking about, you little guy who can't even move Ci Hai? (Seek to follow up)

At seven o'clock in the evening, the sun faded, and the endless fire burning clouds in the sky.

The traffic on the road is bustling, the lights are shining, and there is a constant beeping.

On the non-motorized lane, a group of takeaway brothers rode a small electric donkey and rushed in all directions.

One of them, heading straight east, walked through the smoke from the shops on the side of the road, couldn't hold back, bought ten roasted sweet potatoes, babbled all the way, and turned into the old community called Rongyue Huating by bicycle.

Stopping in front of the old-looking villa, Su Mo walked down with the last roasted sweet potato, casually threw the rest of the garbage into the trash can 15 meters away, strode to the anti-theft door, and pressed his fingerprint to open the door.

There was a soft "beep", and when the door opened, Xiaomeng was seen obediently standing on the dining table with her hands behind her back and her head down, obediently being scolded.

Hand girl clasped her hands, setting off the two small watermelons in front of her chest, and behind her, countless strands of black mist condensed hair stretched their teeth and claws in the air, as if trying to hang Xiaomeng up and beat her.

"What did this girl do again?"

Su Mo asked in surprise.

Why do you see this little thing being beaten twice in three days?

"You let her speak for herself."

The hand girl said angrily.

Xiao Meng raised her chubby face, turned her head to look at Su Mo, pursed her lips, and said in an aggrieved voice:
"I just ate a chestnut."

"Chestnut?"

Su Mo's gaze swept over a plate of chestnut roast chicken, and he saw clearly:
"If you just ate a chestnut secretly, your sister-in-law would definitely not get angry. You must have done something else, right?"

Xiaomeng's eyes wandered, and she said with a guilty conscience:
"That's right, I accidentally choked while eating..."

The girl almost laughed angrily at her:
"Did you choke? You almost choked yourself to death!
When I saw you lying on the table and rolling your eyes, my heart was cold.

No one is robbing you, why are you in such a hurry?
Say it yourself, are you wrong? "

"I was wrong."

Xiaomeng lowered her head with a dejected look on her face.

Su Mo could not help but feel dumbfounded when he listened.

Although Xiaomeng is weird, she is quite special and weird, and her origins are also very mysterious, but after all, her strength is low, she is only a beginner now, and with her body size, even a little milk dog may not be able to beat her.

And unlike Yinmei's spiritual body, she is a monster with a physical body, so she can also be hurt by physical attacks, such as data cables, rubber bands, nail clippers, lighters, etc., can actually give She brings pain.

In the past, this little guy took big adventures at home, clumsy, reckless, and broke himself into a pile of parts several times. Thanks to the ingenuity of the girl, he can pretend to be complete for her every time. If he is allowed to come, I guess It means either fewer parts or more parts.

It's not like today's life crisis has happened before. I thought it was outrageous to be almost crushed to death by a book of Ci Hai last month. I never thought that one day she would almost be choked to death by a chestnut.

If she really dies like this, all the weirdos in the world will feel that she has completely humiliated her.

Shaking his head, turning his thoughts back, Su Mo's throat couldn't help but twitch when he saw the [-] hearty dishes on the table, including roasted chicken with chestnuts, steamed sea bass, sliced ​​meat, and sliced ​​boiled pork.

It seems that the hand girl took his noon instructions to heart, and actually cooked him such a sumptuous dinner, which was almost considered a New Year's Eve dinner in an ordinary family.

This is not to say that ordinary people cannot cook so many dishes on weekdays, but because it takes a lot of time to cook these dishes.

Even if Su Mo has never cooked before, he knows that it takes a lot of time to process the ingredients before cooking. Ordinary people will not waste so much energy. With that time, wouldn't it be more convenient to go out for a meal?

When I came to him, although it was not as rich as usual, there were five dishes and one soup as a guarantee, and it was not easy to make new dishes every day.

Su Mo felt a little emotional in his heart. On the side, the benevolent handmaiden who taught Xiao Mengxun stepped forward, reached out to take the coat he took off, and asked in a soft voice:

"Why did you come back so early today?"

There was a trace of unknown joy in his tone.

Su Mo didn't realize it, and replied while taking off his shoes:
"Well, I've been busy for too long today, and I'm a little tired. I might as well get off work early, so I can take a little vacation for myself."

"It's just right to come back now."

The hand girl handed over the slippers and said with a smile:
"The dishes have just been prepared, and there is still a mutton soup boiling in the pot, so there is no problem eating it now."

"Then eat now, there are too many things to do today, I'm almost starved to death."

The black mist on Shounv's body rose slightly, without further delay, she quickly swept into the kitchen.

Xiaomeng stood on the dining table, her dark eyes rolled slowly, she glanced at the bag in his hand from time to time, and said obediently:
"Brother Su Mo, what are you carrying? Do you want me to help carry it? I have great strength!"

Su Mo squinted at her:
"What nonsense are you talking about, you little brat who can't even push Ci Hai?"

Xiaomeng blushed suddenly:

"I didn't push it seriously! And I ate a lot during this time! I must be much stronger now!"

"Ha ha."

Su Mo came to the dining table and sat down, opened the bag, took out the roasted sweet potato inside, raised his hand and peeled off the crispy and blackened skin of the sweet potato, revealing the golden yellow and steaming honey flesh, and the sweet smell in the house became more and more intense .

Xiaomeng ran forward, swallowed and swallowed, and asked eagerly:
"This roasted sweet potato should be delicious, right?"

"I don't know, let me try it for you."

Su Mo opened his mouth wide and swallowed it whole.

Little Dream:"?"

Su Mo pouted, nodded and said:
"not bad."

Xiaomeng was about to cry.

"I'll bring you one tomorrow."

Xiaomeng's tearful expression stopped immediately, and she stretched out her little finger and said:

"Lagou, don't lie to me."

"Pull the hook."

While pulling the hook, Su Mo thought about what to buy for this girl tomorrow.

Chestnuts can be choked on, and sweet potatoes are probably even worse, so I have to change to something that is easier to eat.

Just as she was thinking, the hand girl had already walked over with a large plate of mutton soup.

With all the dishes ready, Su Mo picked up the full 4-liter rice cooker liner, and ate directly with the table full of rich dishes.

Xiaomeng squatted next to her children's bowl, trying to secretly dig chestnuts with a spoon.

As a result, the hand girl turned her head to look, and with a trembling little hand, she directly inserted it into the plate next to her, and with a mournful face, scooped out a piece of red meat.

"I did a special search today and found that many elementary schools in the city have opened online classes, and many first graders can take them."

The hand girl said to Su Mo with a slightly hesitant expression:

"However, Xiaomeng's foundation is too poor, and she can't recognize all the letters, so she may not be suitable to be sent to elementary school."

Su Mo picked up a piece of delicious sea bass and said with a smile:
"Anyway, the school doesn't start until September, and it's still a while before we leave. Why don't you give her some extra tuition?"

"It was after this period of teaching that I felt that this time was not appropriate."

Hand girl said sadly:
"She has relatively poor background, and her academic ability is not very good. I am worried that she will not be able to keep up with the progress after school, and she may have to repeat a grade after a year. Repeating a grade is quite stressful for elementary school students. It will affect the formation of her character."

"You can't blame Xiaomeng for this kind of thing."

Su Mo glanced at Sihashiha's little dream of eating meat, and sighed:

"Actually, she is only three months old now, a human doll is still at home to drink milk at her age.

Although Xiaomeng is weird, she is a special weirdness for new students. She has no so-called past life memory, and she has to learn from scratch to understand the whole world.

Even if her mind is perfect and has reached the level of an ordinary child, this process is destined to take a long time.

Sending her to the school now, I always feel a little too hasty. If it really doesn't work, it's okay to wait another year. "

Hand girl shook her head and insisted:

"It is still necessary to let her receive education earlier. My opinion is that since elementary school is not good enough, she can go to preschool for a year.

Anyway, preschool will also teach some knowledge, she is going in now, and it is just right for a year of study.

And I also inquired about a well-known preschool institution that can also teach online, so Xiaomeng can give it a try. "

Su Mo considered for a moment, nodded and said:
"Then let's do this. Entering preschool just gives her a transition period."

When Shounu heard this, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and the black mist on her body rose with joy.

After a while, Su Mo cleaned up all the dishes on the table.

Touching his chubby belly, he smiled and said to his opponent:
"I had some unexpected gains outside today, which should be quite useful to you."

As he spoke, he took out five balls the size of marbles, plus a scarlet square brick.

Looking at these strange origins, Shounv said in amazement:
"You encountered so many strange things today?"

"There may be more than that, but that's all that's left."

Su Mo didn't feel too sorry when he thought of the monsters killed in Qingjing Temple, because quite a few of them were discouraged and white-shirted monsters, which might not even count as snacks for the opponent girl.

The hand woman took the small balls and the square bricks, and went straight to devour them.

Xiaomeng watched eagerly, her face full of longing.

"Don't look at it, those things are not something you can digest at all, be careful to hold them to death."

Looking at the poor little dream, Su Mo spread his hands and said with a slight smile:

"But this time I also brought other good things to our little dream."

Seeing the small round bead that seems to have countless dense mist flowing in it, Shounv was a little surprised:

"It turned out to be Yinzhu?"

"Yeah, I didn't expect it either, and ones with such a high purity are extremely rare."

Su Mo's face was also full of emotion.

Yin beads can generally only be formed in treasure lands with extremely strong yin qi.

To the monsters, this is equivalent to a magic elixir among human beings. After taking it, they can absorb the Yin Qi in it smoothly, and then they can achieve the purpose of rapid advancement, even faster than devouring monsters or even humans, and No sequelae yet.

It's a pity that Yin beads are extremely rare, and it's the first time Su Mo has seen ones of this quality in his hand.

From his point of view, maybe even the total value of the food that was handed to the hand girl just now is not as good as this little yin pearl.

Because this yin bead can even be used by a novice level Xiaomeng, according to Su Mo's estimation, after it is completely digested, it can almost make her reach the white shirt level.

I also don't know why the world-honored one held the yin bead in his hand and didn't use it, but it didn't matter, anyway, if something fell into his hand, it was his.

Watching Xiao Meng swallow the Yin Pearl like a hungry tiger, Su Mo finally knew why this little guy almost choked to death.

Fortunately, the yin bead shows the shape of a bead to the outside, but the body is an accumulation of countless pure yin qi, so there will be no problem if you eat it.

Just thinking about it, Xiaomeng closed her eyes and fell down on the table with a happy face.

"This girl is not worrying at all. Don't you know that it takes a lot of time to digest the Yin beads?"

The hand girl was angry and funny, grabbed Xiaomeng and went upstairs, obviously planning to put her in the bedroom.

Su Mo shook his head, took the finished dinner plate to the kitchen to wash it, made a cup of tea after finishing, and returned to his bedroom, lying comfortably on the armchair.

Today is indeed a very busy day. In the morning, I solved a batch of weird things at Han Yingzhen's place. At noon, I accidentally bumped into the Civil Security Bureau who was arresting the criminals.

At first glance, it feels like living in Gotham City in dire straits.

However, Qinghu City is much safer than Gotham City. Thinking about it carefully, he has also made a lot of contributions to this.

Of course, apart from subjugating demons and eliminating demons and supporting justice in the world, he has not forgotten his own job.

Just like today, he seems to be busy with a lot of things, but he still delivered 180 orders in his spare time.

Today, his speed attribute has reached 4900.

One step closer to the upper limit of 6000.

It is a small step closer to the third talent, the talent of the spleen.

Speaking of talent, the talent of the lungs really brought him quite a surprise today.

In addition to many functions such as storm, flight, adsorption, repulsion, and domain, there is actually a special function to adjust the energy concentration of the sky and the earth.

To be honest, this function should have more room for development, and it really needs to be studied carefully.

In addition, the talent of the kidney, which has been acquired long ago but has not been considered deeply, may also have similar special functions.

Su Mo decided to find an opportunity to experiment.

"There are also strange objects."

Su Mo took out three strange objects from his pocket.

Among these three strange objects, two are red-clothed, one is in the shape of a pocket watch, and the other is in the shape of a wooden fish.

The pocket watch style was sent by the big bald head, and I haven't figured out the utility yet.

As for the strange object in the shape of a wooden fish, it was dug out in Qingjing Temple.

This wooden fish seems to be made of camphor wood, and its whole body is oily and shiny dark brown. Tuck it inside the wooden fish and take it out when needed.

As for its function, it has been tested in the field before. After hitting, it can make everyone except the holder be disturbed. The closer to the wooden fish and the lower the level of practice, the greater the impact will be.

The price is that you need to eat fast, the more you knock, the longer it will take to eat fast.

It's a pity that this effect is almost useless to Su Mo, he can only wish to have a few more boiled pork slices tonight.

As for the third strange object, it was a Yellow Pages Jade Buddha.

The Jade Buddha is small and exquisite, only as big as a thumb. After using it, it will transform into a crow, which replaces the user's eyes and flies to a distant place to investigate. The farther the investigation distance, the greater the price to pay.

Of course, there is an upper limit to this distance. If it exceeds the limit, the Jade Buddha will collapse directly, and the user will also bear the most serious price.

For Su Mo, the effect of this Jade Buddha is even stronger than that of the red-clothed wooden fish.

It can be seen that strange objects are not just based on their level.

In addition, he also got two other Yellow Pages-level wonders at the scene, namely a cassock that can make people invisible, and a bowl that can be turned into a two-meter-diameter bowl.

Su Mo gave these two strange objects to Chen Shuo and Zhang Xuanyang respectively.

Without Zhang Xuanyang's invitation, he would have no way of knowing about this incident.

Without Chen Shuo's soul whistle, it would be difficult for him to find Qingjing Temple in time.

They have made due contributions and should be rewarded accordingly.

And some things after that still need their help.

The Buddhist disciples who were fooled by the World Honored One were definitely not the only ones at the scene, there must be many left outside, who have not rushed to the temple yet.

These Buddhists left outside are like ticking time bombs, and they must find a way to deal with it. This kind of thing is too time-consuming for him to do, but for Zhang Xuanyang and Chen Shuo, who are backed by two major organizations, it should be easier. .

In addition, Su Mo also discovered that the World Honored One who died at the scene is most likely not the real mastermind behind the scenes, because what the World Honored One did was to transform the living into dead bodies, and the water monsters in the river were obviously infected after death. Those who are angry with the dead have inconsistent methods.

However, after looking through the bits and pieces of memory of the World Honored One, no relevant clues were found. Even the corpse aura he held in his hand was picked up from the gate of the temple. Fool who?

But he has to deliver food every day, and he has no time to toss about it, so he entrusts Zhang Xuanyang and Chen Shuo with the task of searching for the mastermind behind the scenes.

He didn't believe that with the background of the two major forces, there was still no clue.

As long as he can find someone, he can send him to see a victim like Hua Rui.

While waiting like this, three days passed quietly.

He failed to receive news from Henry Zhang and Chen Shuo.

Instead, I got new information from Shen Panxia——

She found traces of Deathmark weapons.

(End of this chapter)