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Chapter 59 Amusement Park Rules! (change)

The moment you pass through the iron gate, it is as if you have stepped over a faint water curtain, and you have come to another world in the blink of an eye.

It was different from the scene of the ruins I saw before. Inside was an amusement park that was intact.

Brand-new rides, relaxed and fun music, clean and tidy floors, colorful balloons, and the faint scent of various foods.

Except for not being able to see any tourists and staff, this looks like an amusement park waiting to open to welcome customers.

But at this moment, it ushered in two uninvited guests ahead of schedule.

Looking carefully at the Dream Valley in front of him, Su Mo always felt very magical.

He has been to this place several times, but every time he sees the barren and dilapidated ruins outside.

To be honest, this was the first time he saw the original face of Dream Valley.

It's a pity that this face doesn't really exist in reality.

And compared with the Dream Valley that was originally built here, there are obviously some very subtle differences.

At least, the balloons in Dream Valley can never look like this.

Looking up, I saw scattered balloons floating in the sky.

Most of the balloons are colorful and very festive.

But many of them are black and white.

The black side is the back of the head, and the white side is the face.

The bloodless man's face was imprinted with a very realistic expression.

Or frightened, or angry, or crazy, or fierce...the list goes on.

It feels like imprinting all the expressions of people before they die.

Moreover, the drawstring under the balloon is also different from ordinary balloons. It is red, slightly twisted and elastic, and bounces back and forth in the sky when it is shaken by the wind.

It was clearly a whole original intestine.

When Su Mo and Shen Panxia looked up, the human-headed balloon in the sky seemed to have spotted them.

Immediately, the two human-headed balloons broke away from their surrounding companions and flew down quickly.

Although the human-headed balloons looked terrifying, the aura exuded from them was not even at the novice level.

Not even comparable to the transformed ghosts, a gust of wind seems to blow them away.

Su Mo and Shen Panxia didn't do anything, they wanted to see what kind of moth this human-headed balloon was going to mess with.

As a result, those two things were only halfway through the flight, and they dropped their intestines with a pia, as if they were going to slap them in the face.

Su Mo: "..."

Shen Panxia: "..."

Just when Shen Panxia was about to tear them apart with black lines on his head.

The fallen blood sausage suddenly stopped in front of them.

Immediately afterwards, the bloody intestines spread out layer by layer, turning into two pieces of yellow intestinal paper with a square of two meters.

On the paper was written crooked big characters in light black font:
"Dream Valley Amusement Park Rules, Tourists Must Read!" "

Su Mo and Shen Panxia looked at each other, and couldn't help but look at each other.

This amusement park is pretty fun.

Without thinking too much, they immediately began to check the content of the code:

1. The opening time of this amusement park is [-]:[-] noon. Two of the four doors in the east, west, north, and south will be opened randomly for ten seconds. Please be sure to leave within the specified time. In addition, the time displayed by all the clocks in the amusement park is not allowed trust

2. The shops in the park do not sell any souvenirs. If you find any souvenirs for sale, please leave immediately
3. The Ferris wheel has a total of 44 cabins. If you find 45 cabins, please do not go up and ride

4. The roller coaster needs to take at least ten passengers to start, please do not jump out of the car during driving
5. When playing the carousel, you must complete [-] laps before getting off. If you can’t do it, please don’t play
6. When driving a bumper car, please be careful not to fall to the ground. If you are knocked down, please stick your butt up

7. There is no VR theater in the amusement park. If you see a theater, please leave immediately
8. The jumping machine will rise from the ground. If it is a jumping machine raised from the ground, please do not play

9. When playing the pirate ship, please make sure that there are staff dressed as pirates on board
10. The treacherous house is very dangerous. It is not recommended for tourists, whether timid or daring.
11. If you see a clown holding a balloon, please immediately go to the hidden house to hide
12. If you successfully visit seven or more facilities, you will meet the principal
14. There is no No.13 article in this code
15. Catch five dwarves and send them to the Grand Theater, Snow White will be rewarded
Seeing the gut paper gradually disappearing, Shen Panxia said:

"These thirteen rules are well compiled."

Leaving aside the missing No.13 and the nonsense No.14, the so-called amusement park rules are indeed only thirteen.

Su Mo looked at the human-headed balloon that evolved into two intestines again in the sky, and pondered:

"It may be that these human head balloons are used to send entry reminders to entrants."

"But is it necessary?"

Shen Panxia was puzzled and said:

"Basically, the creatures that break into the foreign land, whether they are human or weird, will be regarded as food by the derivatives of the foreign land. Will it be so kind to send out reminders to remind us? I always feel that there are evil intentions in these rules, maybe Ten of them are correct, but there must be problems with the remaining three!"

"This possibility cannot be ruled out."

Su Mo thought about it:
"However, there may also be weird ones who like to make unique rules, like to make rules to play games, and like to play with human nature for fun.

And the most important thing is, since the big man with the death mark entered here before, maybe this handwriting has something to do with him.

Maybe he is the director of the garden. "

"It would be great if he was the head of the garden!"

Shen Panxia looked excited, eager to try:

"Rule No. 12 mentions that as long as you have played seven game facilities, you can meet the director. This is easy for us, and by the way, we can also identify whether the content of the rule is true or not!"

Su Mo naturally had no objection to this, and he also wanted to see what kind of tricks the dead Indian man was playing.

The two continued to move forward, and soon saw a huge carousel.

Carousel, Ferris wheel and roller coaster can be said to be the royal family of amusement parks.

Among them, the carousel is the most common.

In addition to large amusement parks, many small game fields and even shopping malls will have carousels.

Conventional carousels also have 16 seats, 24 seats, or 32 seats.

Even a double-decker carousel in a large amusement park generally does not exceed 100 seats.

And the giant carousel with a diameter of more than 30 meters in front of you actually has 369 seats.

This scale is almost as big as a Ferris wheel.

In addition to their huge size, the wooden horses on the merry-go-round are also different from the conventional painted wooden horses. They are basically strange beasts only found in the classics of mountains and seas or myths and legends.

There are more than 2 colorful lanterns hanging above the strange beasts, but only a few red lanterns are lit at this moment.

The lights shone on the strange beasts, indistinctly, making their ferocious faces more real, ready to choose and devour at any time.

"For such a large carousel, assuming it turns twice a minute, it will take about 1 minutes for 15 turns, which is not too long."

Shen Panxia's eyes were shining.

She has never been on such a big carousel since she was a child.

"Look at the above meaning of the rules, there should be some accidents during the rotation, which will force you to fall."

Su Mo stepped forward:

"But that's exactly what I want."

Seeing Su Mo staring at a wooden horse in the shape of a phoenix, Shen Panxia rolled her eyes, her face turned delicate, and said hurriedly:
"Brother Mo, in order to prevent any accidents, let's sit on the same horse. If something goes wrong, we can take care of each other!"

Su Mo thought the same, just in case, it's better to sit together.

He nodded, and climbed directly onto the phoenix, giving way to the front.

Then I saw Shen Panxia running towards him at a charge, pressed his little hand, turned his waist, and landed behind him on the spot.

Su Mo made her feel a little confused for a moment.

Before he could speak, there was a "click", and more than 2 colored lights above his head were immediately lit up, but all of them cast a bleak light like blood.

Accompanied by the eerie opening tune, the carousel starts to move like an old train, slowly moving in circles.

When the merry-go-round started, Su Mo was keenly aware of a strange force falling on him out of thin air, which could not be induced.

It seemed that as long as he fell off the wooden horse, it would immediately detonate.

"Interesting, it's still possible to play like this."

Su Mo became interested, and he wanted to see what the other party could do.

Just thinking about it, the field immediately began to change.

The phoenix under him let out a crisp cry, and his whole body seemed to come to life. His not-so-slender back undulated like a snake, and the height difference could even reach two meters.

If ordinary people were caught off guard, they would have been thrown out long ago.

Even a practitioner may not be able to stabilize his body if he is not careful.

However, Su Mo didn't move as if his butt was stuck to its back.

On the contrary, Shen Panxia who was behind him, who might not be able to sit still, screamed and hugged him directly.

Su Mo, who was hit by Sydney, didn't have much thought of it.

Because the phoenix under him stepped on his horse and started acting like a demon again.

It fluttered its wings, leaped straight up, turned 720 degrees in the air, and then flipped back after Thomas spun.

Su Mo was in the air, his legs pinched lightly.

There was a light "click", and the entire body of Phoenix was covered with fine cracks.

Even the shining eyeballs turned into shattered glass balls.

It fell back to its original place, trembling all over.

Seeing the fallen wing fragments, it didn't even dare to shake.

At this time, the various other Trojan horses in the shape of mythical beasts around them also seemed to come to life.

They all charged towards him.

Su Mo opened his right hand, and there was a dark red ball in his palm.

In the next second, these balls exploded in all directions like hidden weapons.

Many divine beast Trojan horses that initiated the siege instantly gasified and burned out.

In the blink of an eye, a large area was emptied.

The rest of the game can only be described as lackluster.

The broken phoenix under him didn't dare to move, so that he completed the game with an unprecedented smooth posture.

It feels like a girlfriend who is going through the seven-year itch and just lays down and fucks without emotion, which is really meaningless.

When the music stopped, the wooden horse had just turned thirty times, and the strange power on its body also disappeared strangely.

Su Mo fell off Phoenix with a little regret.

Shen Panxia also turned down with some dissatisfaction.

What about ups and downs?

What about the joy of spinning?
This is completely different from what I imagined!
"Forget it, let's go to the pirate ship again, I don't know what the staff looks like."

Su Mo looked up at the giant pirate ship faintly visible ahead.

……

The northeast side of Dream Valley Amusement Park.

A souvenir shop.

The traces at the scene were a bit chaotic, obviously experiencing a battle.

There were many dolls, jade and other souvenirs scattered on the ground, the long wooden counter was completely smashed, and many scratches and holes were left on the steel walls.

The transvestite man from the Guild clapped his hands and said with a bewitching smile:

"Those broken rules are completely fooling everyone, saying that shops selling souvenirs are not allowed to enter. In the end, they are just two Tier 4 monsters, not enough for us to squeeze between our teeth."

"Yeah, if we didn't rush in together, we wouldn't be able to find the strange things hidden inside."

The man with the scar was caressing a golden key chain, and the smile on his face looked quite ferocious against the backdrop of the scar.

"Don't forget our heroes."

Lin Zedong patted the skinny monkey Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder, and smiled with great satisfaction:

"Without Xiaoqiang's ability, we would have no idea that there are strange objects hidden in it.

Bring Xiaoqiang with you, and we will discover more and more wonders in the future.

Maybe in the future, you will have a part in the spiritual wave god-making plan. "

Hearing this, the Scar Man and the others all became short of breath, and the eyes they looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang became even more fiery.

Zhang Xiaoqiang also had a rare look of pride on his face.

After cleaning the scene and making sure that there are no more strange objects, the group left the store one after another.

However, just after they came to the outside world, a loud shout suddenly came from the dark place:
"trap!"

The moment the voice fell, the solid ground where the few people were on immediately turned into a swamp.

The five people were trapped in the muddy swamp on the spot, and they couldn't pull out their legs and feet with all their strength.

The four of Long Xiaofei walked out from the corner of the opposite house.

Looking at the group of the Guild of Cultists struggling in the mud, the purple-haired Long Xiaofei sneered and said:

"Lin Zedong, when you sneaked up on me last time, did you expect that today will happen?"

Lin Zedong struggled a bit, but instead of pulling it out, his legs and feet sank even deeper.

He was not too flustered, looked at Long Xiaofei opposite, smiled slightly and said:
"Who am I? It turns out to be the patrolling dragon, chicken and dragon of the Magicians Alliance!"

"Don't call me dragon chick!!"

Long Xiaofei's face was full of veins.

Lin Zedong sighed:

"Then what can be done? At that time, everyone was attacked by an unknown strongman and had to be honest with each other. To be honest, I didn't expect that the famous patrol officer Long Xiaofeilong would be Long Xiaoji. It was beyond my expectation."

Thinking of this, Long Xiaofei became angry, and said harshly:

"If you hadn't started to rob people from my side, how could I have been attacked on the road? In the end, it was all your fault. We must have a break here today!"

"Guardian Long, we can't open our eyes and talk nonsense about whether to grab or not, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't agree to join your magician alliance at that time.

His original organization, the blood-clothed god jiao, was wiped out, and he was the only one left. It was normal to find another family.

With his awakened ability to sense strange objects, any organization is willing to accept him.

Now he volunteers to serve our deceitful order, I don't persecute him at all, if you don't believe me, ask him yourself. "

Long Xiaofei raised his eyebrows, looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was at the end, and said with great wealth:

"What conditions will Guixiu give you, our Artisan Alliance will double!"

"Really?!"

Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes lit up suddenly, and he hurriedly said:

"Minister Lin promised to help me find an 18-year-old beautiful girl to be my wife!"

Long Xiaofei was startled slightly, gritted his teeth and said:
"Okay, if you agree to double, then double, and I'll find you a 36-year-old later!"

Zhang Xiaoqiang was dumbfounded.

Lin Zedong smiled disdainfully:
"How dare you lie to children! How can you be as good as I am 36 at the age of 18?"

"What do you know? How can you have my 18-year-old Run at the age of 36?"

"Heretical theory, give me my life!"

Lin Zedong exploded suddenly, and the whole person jumped out on the spot and rushed towards them.

Seeing this, Long Xiaofei smiled coldly:
"Do you really think I'm idle talking to you? This swamp is full of poison, and the longer you stay, the deeper the poison will be! No one wants to leave today!"

After the words fell, suddenly attack forward!
PS: Nima, the brains written in this chapter are almost exhausted...orz
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