I became a god after resigning

Chapter 488

Su Wanting's travel route first went east to Shencheng, and then went south along the coast. Of course, she also traveled to the hinterland on the way to visit some beautiful places.

The reason why I didn’t choose to go north to see the majestic snow-capped mountains and endless grasslands was because it was too cold and I was afraid that my children wouldn’t be able to bear it, so I chose the relatively warm south.

So after leaving Nantang Old Street, the group continued heading south.

However, I didn’t rush to any tourist attractions, but went all the way south, walking through villages, forests, and climbing mountains...

There are no well-known attractions, and no famous shops. Some only have simple meals from farmers, and some only have small country shops...

But the group of people tasted a different kind of beauty. Even Nuan Nuan and Xiao Ma Yuan seemed to feel the happiness of harmony between man and nature.

Nuannuan squatted on the roadside, looking at a pile of cow dung.

Yes, it is cow dung, not a wild flower or a grass.

At this time, a group of them were resting on the roadside. The scenery here was beautiful, with a gurgling stream next to it and a bamboo forest not far away.

So everyone was going to rest here and have a picnic.

Not only is the car fully equipped with pots and stoves, but it also has all kinds of ingredients, so there is no shortage of anything.

In addition to the RV they were riding in, Nuannuan, their group was also followed by three SUVs, which were the accompanying bodyguards, photographers and accompanying tour guides.

"What is this, Hei Buliuluo?"

Nuannuan said and wanted to poke it with her hand curiously.

"Don't poke it, this is cow daddy."

Xiao Ma Yuan had quick hands and eyes, and grabbed her hand, preventing her from poking it.

"Cow daddy?"

Nuan Nuan stretched her neck and sniffed.

"But it doesn't stink at all." She looked puzzled.

Xiao Ma Yuan was also confused. Although she knew it was cow daddy, she didn't know why cow daddy didn't stink.

Nuannuan looked around, and after some research, she came to a conclusion.

"This cow must have eaten too much meat and got a little angry." Nuan Nuan said.

"how do you know?"

Xiao Mayuan's eyes widened, and she was very surprised. She felt that Nuannuan was so powerful, but - do cows eat meat?
"Look, this poop is hard, which means that this cow must have eaten too much meat, and then got angry and constipated, so it is so hard."

Nuannuan pointed to the dried cow dung and analyzed it rationally.

"Wow, Nuannuan, you are so awesome." Xiao Mayuan said in surprise.

I think Nuannuan is quite smart and knows a lot.

"Because I eat too much meat and I get like this. I have to push hard, so my dad told me to eat more vegetables." Nuan Nuan said with a smile.

At this moment, Kong Yumei noticed the two of them and hurriedly said: "Nuan Nuan, Xiao Ma Yuan, what are you two squatting in front of cow dung? It stinks to death, come here quickly."

"It doesn't stink at all. If you don't believe it, come here and smell it." Nuannuan looked at her and said.

"I don't smell it. No one would go out of their way to smell cow shit."

Kong Yumei looked disgusted, and everyone who was busy laughed when they heard this.

"It really doesn't stink." Nuannuan muttered.

Then he looked around and saw a dead branch nearby. He immediately ran over, picked it up and poked at the cow dung.

"Oh, it's hard on the outside, but a little soft on the inside."

Nuannuan dipped some cow dung on a branch, held it high and ran towards Kong Yumei.

"Grandma, this cow shit doesn't stink. If you don't believe it, just smell it."

She ran and shouted loudly.

When Kong Yumei saw this, her expression changed immediately, she stepped back and said loudly: "Don't come here, stay away from me, and quickly throw away the things in your hands."

Everyone laughed so hard when they saw this, especially Yun Shiqi, who laughed very loudly.

Nuannuan heard the sound and immediately looked at him.

"Grandpa, grandma doesn't want to hear it, so you can smell it."

As he spoke, he poked the cow dung in his hand towards his face.

"Go away, go away..." Yun Shiqi also didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

At this time, her back was facing Kong Yumei. She hurriedly stepped forward and snatched the branch from her hand from behind.

"Cow shit is so dirty, how can any child play with it?"

Kong Yumei threw the branch in her hand far away.

Hearing this, Nuan Nuan reached out and pointed to the side, only to see Xiao Ma Yuan poking at a pile of cow dung, ready to let Da Meili and Ma Pangpang smell it.

Everyone didn't pay attention at first, they were all attracted by Nuan Nuan, but now they turned their heads and looked over.

Xiao Mayuan was holding up a branch stained with cow dung. When he saw everyone suddenly looking over, he immediately froze on the spot, dumbfounded.

"Oh?"

She also heard Kong Yumei's words, and quickly threw away the branch in her hand, then looked left and right, pretending as if nothing had happened.

Seeing her funny look, everyone burst into laughter again, especially Ma Zhiyong and his wife, who fell down laughing. This look was so cute.

"Okay, in short, you two are not allowed to play with cow shit anymore. There is nothing wrong with playing with cow shit." Kong Yumei said.

Yun Shiqi heard the words and said casually.

"Actually, it just sounds unpleasant. Cow dung really doesn't stink, especially dry cow dung."

"Listen, listen, grandpa said the same thing."

When Nuan Nuan heard this, she immediately became excited, feeling that her grandpa was speaking for her.

In fact, Yun Shiqi was just telling the truth. After cow dung is dried, there is no peculiar smell. In the past, there were cow dung cakes in rural areas. Cow dung was collected, posted on the wall to dry, and then used as a fire starter.

It is even considered a food in India.

But regardless of whether it stinks or not, Kong Yumei couldn't accept it. After hearing this, she gave Yun Shiqi a blank look.

Only then did Yun Shiqi react and quickly shut up.

Nuan Nuan looked at her grandpa, then her grandma, and finally sighed. She walked up to Yun Shiqi, reached out and patted his thigh, shook her head, and let out a long sigh.

From the time of the cloud: ...

"What do you mean?" Yun Shiqi looked embarrassed.

But Nuannuan ignored him, turned around and walked towards Xiao Mayuan, and went to the creek to throw stones with her.

The stream is gurgling, the pebbles on the bottom are clearly visible, and the edge of the stream is covered with pebbles of different sizes.

The two little guys picked up pebbles and threw them into the water, making a continuous sound of "dong dong".

"Haha, I can throw it farther than you." Nuannuan put her hands on her hips and proudly showed off to Xiao Ma Yuan.

Hearing this, Xiao Mayuan lowered his head to search among the many pebbles, then picked up one and threw it out.

The thud easily surpassed Nuan Nuan.

The smile on Nuan Nuan's face froze, and she hurriedly poked her butt and searched among the many cobblestones.

The two little guys are not stupid. They know that the smaller they are, the further they will be thrown.

"You two, don't play by the creek, come back quickly." Kong Yumei shouted immediately when she saw this.

"Why not?" Nuannuan turned around and asked strangely.

"Because it's dangerous, stay away from the stream."

"It won't work this way, that won't work either, grandma, you're in such trouble." "I'm doing it for your own good, come back quickly."

"Then can you not be good to us now?" Nuan Nuan said.

Kong Yumei: ...

Just when she was about to say more, Yun Shiqi interrupted her and said: "Okay, let the two of them play. The stream is so shallow, what's the danger? At most, the clothes will get wet. It's just a change of clothes. I Will watch them."

Seeing Yun Shiqi say this, Kong Yumei said nothing more.

But after thinking about it, I felt a little unwilling, so I turned to Nuannuan and said, "Okay, grandma doesn't care about you now."

"Thank you grandma."

Nuannuan thanked her obediently, then stuck her butt out and continued looking for suitable pebbles, completely unaware of Kong Yumei's mood.

Kong Yumei: ...

"Oh, sometimes I can really get mad at this little guy. It's a good thing I don't have high blood pressure, otherwise my blood pressure would soar."

Yun Shiqi heard the words and smiled and said: "Children should be like this. If they are too obedient, they will lose some of the innocence of children."

"You, just talk to her." Kong Yumei said angrily.

Yun Shiqi smiled, then walked towards the two little guys with his hands behind his back.

The two little guys who were throwing stones ended because Nuan Nuan found a strange pebble.

"This is Rourou Stone." Nuannuan said excitedly.

The pebble in her hand looked like a small piece of pork belly, which made Nuan Nuan very excited. She even wanted to take a bite and taste it to see if it tasted like meat.

The two little guys played on the rocky beach for a while. When they were tired, they sat down on a big rock to rest.

Nuannuan gave her fleshy stone to Xiao Ma Yuan.

And Xiao Ma Yuan gave her a "Little Ma Yuan" stone.

Why is it called a Ma Yuan stone? Because there are many black dots on this gray pebble, which looks like sesame seeds on a Ma Yuan stone, so Xiao Ma Yuan named it the Ma Yuan stone.

But at this time, the two people sitting on the stone to rest had lost interest in the stone.

Yun Shiqi sat behind the two of them and did not disturb them.

On the other hand, the two of them used Yun Shiqi as a backrest and leaned on his back. Yun Shiqi did not dare to move around while sitting, allowing the two little guys to have a good rest.

At this time, I heard Xiao Mayuan suddenly say: "Will there be a giant panda in the bamboo forest ahead?"

Hearing this, Nuan Nuan said excitedly: "Pandas love to eat bamboo. There are so many here, there will definitely be giant pandas coming here."

Xiao Ma Yuan also agreed with Nuannuan's words and nodded repeatedly when he heard the words.

Nuan Nuan suddenly felt a little disappointed and said: "Pandas have really good teeth. They can bite such hard bamboo. I definitely can't bite it. I can't be a panda."

"I can't bite it, and I can't be a panda."

In fact, neither of the two little guys have ever seen a panda, they just saw it on TV.

"I really want to raise a panda so that I can play with it every day." Nuannuan said.

Xiao Mayuan heard this and said, "You can ask Dad Song to buy it for you."

"My father raises me, but he has no money to raise another panda."

Xiao Ma Yuan looked at the Labrador that Ma Zhiyong bought for her before, so she said, "Then I'll let my Ma Pang Pang buy it."

"Really?" Nuannuan said in surprise.

"Of course it's true, I won't lie."

Xiao Mayuan said, immediately got down from the stone and prepared to find Ma Zhiyong.

Seeing this, Nuan Nuan immediately followed, and couldn't wait to say: "Then if you buy it, let me play with it too."

"Okay." Xiao Mayuan heard the words and agreed.

Yun Shiqi listened to the conversation between the two, and did not say anything or stop it. He just listened with a smile. To him, the conversation between the two little people was extremely interesting and full of childlike innocence.

Ma Zhiyong was helping to fry chicken wings when he saw two people walking over together and thought they wanted to eat.

So he hurriedly said: "We have to wait a while, the chicken wings are not yet cooked."

"Chicken wings?"

Nuannuan looked surprised and immediately forgot about the giant panda.

Little Mayuan did not forget, and asked Ma Zhiyong directly: "Dad, can you buy me a giant panda?"

Ma Zhiyong was originally very happy to hear her call him daddy, but when he asked about buying a giant panda, he was dumbfounded. Can this thing be bought with money?

"Baby, I'm afraid this won't work."

Su Wanting heard the words nearby and hurriedly helped to explain.

"Why not? Is there no money? Do giant pandas need a lot of money?" Nuannuan asked curiously.

"This is not a matter of money. The sale and purchase of giant pandas is prohibited, and you can't buy them even if you have money." Ma Zhiyong said.

"Then how can I have a giant panda?" Xiao Ma Yuan blinked her big eyes and asked curiously.

"No matter what," Ma Zhiyong said.

Xiao Ma Yuan was a little disappointed when he heard this, and sighed: "Oh, Ma Pangpang, you are really not very good."

Ma Zhiyong felt very hurt when he heard this. Is this something serious?
And when you beg him, you call him daddy. If you don’t, you call him Ma Pangpang. This is too smart, right?Ma Zhiyong thought happily.

But thinking of Xiao Mayuan's disappointed look, he sighed helplessly, he really couldn't do it.

"Then let's go steal one?" Nuan Nuan suddenly said from the side.

"How can you steal? Stealing is illegal, be careful the police arrest you." Su Wanting said.

"You can't buy it, you can't steal it. Do you want to rob it? I'm afraid I can't rob it from others." Nuannuan said worriedly.

It seemed like he was about to snatch the panda.

Both of them were amused by Nuannuan.

"It's not okay to steal, and it's definitely not okay to rob."

"Then where do other people's pandas come from?" Nuannuan asked curiously.

"Individuals are not allowed to keep pandas. Pandas are all in zoos." Su Wanting explained with a smile.

"Then why don't we just buy a zoo?" Nuan Nuan said.

"Huh?" Ma Zhiyong was stunned when he heard this. This method seemed feasible.

But is it too extravagant to buy a zoo just for a panda?

You should know that the cost of maintaining a zoo is quite high.

But before he could say anything, Xiao Ma Yuan had already pulled Nuan Nuan away. Since he couldn't buy a giant panda, why did he do that?

"Oh, Nuannuan, I'm sorry, I don't have any more giant pandas, so I can't raise them for you." Xiao Mayuan said.

"It doesn't matter, I have Huang Lihong, I can raise it." Nuannuan didn't care, she just said it.

Xiao Mayuan thought for a moment and said, "I have a panda suit. If I put it on, you will treat me as a giant panda and raise me, right?"

"Haha, okay, okay~" Nuannuan was excited when she heard this.

At this time, Yun Shiqi, who was behind them, heard the words and said quietly: "If this is the case, you have to give half of everything you eat to the giant panda, such as barbecue, chicken wings, etc., you have to share half of everything you like. Giant panda.”

"Huh? Is that so?"

Nuannuan's eyes widened, and then she hurriedly said: "Then I won't support you anymore, I can only support myself."

"Haha..." Yun Shiqi laughed after hearing this.

(End of this chapter)