Sweeping the Infinity from Apprenticeship to Chen You

Chapter 235 I have studied for 3000 years, but I still can't take a break?

Shi Jian obviously didn't understand what a "notebook computer" was. Lin Ge simply took out a spare one. The difference was that this one didn't download movies, while the one destroyed by Shi Jian had a whole 1T TV series downloaded in it.

When everyone looked at it, they didn't expect Lin Ge to have such a novel gadget, and Shi Jian also recalled that he had indeed hacked one of these gadgets when he was trying to catch a female ghost.

With Shi Jian's character and temper, it is obvious that he is not a person who does not recognize what he has done. He immediately recognized it. Just when Lin Ge thought that he was going to pay for it or take a magic weapon to pay off the debt, the other party said "I owe" and ran away. up!

This directly made Lin Ge stunned. He thought that Shi Jian would not admit it, or simply leave. Who knew that the other party would leave a sentence of "I owe".

Good guy, you're really arrogant, aren't you?
Why don't you call Shi Fengjiao.

"Ah, then our TV series are gone. It only struck him three lightning bolts, what a loss." At this moment, Huang Ni suddenly appeared behind Lin Ge, and said as she watched Shi Jian and the two of them leave.

She appeared suddenly, startling her four eyes.

The four eyes originally thought it was the "sister-in-law" who was haunted by ghosts before, but they didn't want to be a female ghost in white clothes they had never met before. The strange thing was that there was no trace of resentment on this female ghost, but she had the illusion of seeing a fairy.

"Ha!" Mao Shanming ran in from the outside, pointed at Huang Ni and said, "I just said, the Taoist partner I saw last time is obviously this one!"

Snapped!
Mao Shanming was slapped by a hand that appeared out of nowhere, and was immediately dizzy by the slap. He covered his face and said in a daze, "What happened!"

Huang Ni looked at the disappearing blood mirror, covered her mouth and smiled, "Hee hee, your little female ghost is jealous, I'm going back, I can't beat her now."

After speaking, Huang Ni turned into a white smoke and flew back to Lin Ge's right hand.

Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Ge in surprise, as if to say: Another new female ghost?
Lin Ge didn't know how to explain it, so he could only change the subject and said, "Senior Brother, I'm sorry for ruining your Yizhuang, but I will definitely find a way to rebuild it."

Uncle Jiu waved his hand and said, "You don't have to worry, Junior Brother. Master Ren gave me all the gold bars in return for the gold bars we gave you a few days ago. It is more than enough to build a righteous village. Tomorrow I will ask Qiu Shengwen to find workers."

When Uncle Nine said that, Lin Ge didn't force it anymore, after all, his original intention was to change the subject.

But after this battle, Shi Jian took Shi Shaojian to live in a hotel in the town, and Yizhuang also returned to the calm before he came.

The next day, Master Ren heard about this, and without a word, he sent workers to help rebuild the Yizhuang, and built a few new houses for Uncle Jiu by the way.

A few days passed by, and Lin Ge saw Shi Jian in the town these days, but he didn't see Shi Shaojian. Obviously, the spiral ascension package that day made this guy a little psychologically shadowed.

As the Ghost Festival is approaching, the first thing Uncle Jiu needs to prepare is to promise the "extradition" of ghosts and wild ghosts in Guicheng, and he can't do it alone.

Lin Ge suggested asking Mr. Ren for help. After all, with his status in Renjia Village, he discussed with the village chief that on the day of the Ghost Festival, the villagers should stay at home and not go out, and then set up a theater at the entrance of the village and invite a troupe to sing , it can perfectly solve this matter.

Of course, the premise is that Qiu Shengwen and the two tricks force the apprentice not to die.

However, since Jiale came here during this period, the two goods have been compared. In addition, Qianhe's comparison with each other also put some pressure on Qiu Shengwen.

Especially after seeing how miserably Jia Le was being bullied by Si Mu, he suddenly felt that he couldn't be too happy under Uncle Jiu's protection.

According to Lin Ge's suggestion, Uncle Jiu found Master Ren, and after talking about the matter, Master Ren immediately patted his chest and promised that Uncle Jiu would take care of the matter.

According to the tradition of the Datian Dynasty, July is the ghost month, and the fifteenth day of the seventh month is the ghost festival, and it is also a day when the gates of ghosts are opened.

Those incense paper candles burned for the ancestors, if they are not claimed by the ancestors, or if the ancestors have passed away, they will be enjoyed by these lonely ghosts.

In the past, under the "protection" of Uncle Jiu, the Ren family village would hold a ritual ceremony every year. Even if Uncle Jiu didn't speak up this time, the village head would discuss with Master Ren and spend money to ask Uncle Jiu to do it.

And since Uncle Jiu has spoken in person, Master Ren will fully support Uncle Jiu's work. Ren's family's shops, land, etc. are all in Renjia Village.

After Master Ren agreed to help, Qianhe asked his four disciples to lead the workers of Ren's family and build a theater.

Uncle Jiu and Qiusheng Wencai are in charge of printing Mingbi paper money as soon as possible to prepare for the "consumption" on the day of the Hungry Ghost Festival.

On the day of the Hungry Ghost Festival, there are still customs in most places such as putting water lamps, burning paper clothes, and putting water cloths.

So Si Mu and Jia Le were responsible for preparing the water lamps and water cloths, and Lin Ge helped make some new paper clothes with the help of paper tying technique, and also changed the little girl into a new outfit by the way.

Due to the huge demand for Mingbi paper money in ghost towns, Uncle Jiu was still working overtime to print Mingbi paper money until the day of the Hungry Ghost Festival.

In the past few days, Qiusheng has been able to skillfully cut and classify the printed Ming coins. While cutting, he held a "5000 taels" Tiandi Bank Ming coins and said, "Oh, these 5000 taels, give me a fortune." La!"

Uncle Jiu continued to print Ming coins, without raising his head, he said: "Then you should prepare more, you are welcome, I will burn them for you if I have a chance."

Qiu Sheng was speechless for a while, so he could only change the subject and said, "Yes, Master, last year when we helped the village go to other towns to purchase Ming coins for the Ghost Festival, I remembered that the silver tickets we bought were all 4000 taels. How could it be our turn? Yin, it became 5000 taels? You, the manager of Tiandi Bank, can change the denomination size at will? Doesn’t this mean that everyone in the ghost town has to look at Master’s face for food?”

Uncle Jiu replied: "The ghost city said that the prices in Yangjian are rising now, and the prices below are also rising, so it's best to mention this denomination."

Lin Ge on the side sighed in his heart when he heard the words, because of this kind of operation, all the hells in the reincarnation world are inflated, and they would rather paper money than ghost coins?

"Bring a sample of Qiqi's 49 Ming coins. After I finish writing this notice, you and Wencai will take it and burn it together." Uncle Jiu said.

"Oh." Qiu Sheng replied, and ran to count 49 Ming coin samples.

After Uncle Jiu took it over, he put the notice he had written inside and handed it to Qiu Sheng, saying, "Remember, burn this stack together, don't separate it."

"Oh." Qiu Sheng took it and walked downstairs, muttering as he walked: "It's such a big pile, why don't you burn it one by one, if it's not burned clean, wouldn't it be impossible to receive the complete one? There is also a notice Shan...huh?"

Qiu Sheng went to the stairs and took out the notice and looked at it. His eyes lit up immediately: "Haha! Master, no wonder you told me to burn it together and not to separate. It turned out that I was afraid that I would see the signature on the notice! It turns out that Master's real name is Lin Fengjiao, we always thought it was called Lin Jiu, haha, it sounds really nice, Gillian, Gillian!"

Qiu Sheng called out in a very artificial manner, but he didn't know that Uncle Jiu had already come behind him, kicked his ass directly, and kicked him down the stairs.

"Aiyo." Qiusheng lay on the ground, screaming in pain.

Wencai at the side hurried over to help Qiusheng up, and together they went to the yard to burn paper money, scolding Qiusheng as they walked, "You dare to joke about Master, aren't you afraid of death?"

"I didn't know Master was so stingy." Qiu Sheng rubbed his waist and said.

"Hasn't Master always been so stingy?" Wen Cai sighed.

Uncle Jiu poked his head out from upstairs and scolded: "What are you two talking about? If you talk nonsense, go to the ancestral hall to punish you and copy the scriptures a hundred times."

"Master, we were wrong!" Qiu Shengwen hurried to burn paper money.

Uncle Jiu urged: "Hurry up, come back after burning and continue printing."

"Oh."

Lin Ge finished the last piece of paper clothes in his hand. Seeing that there were still a lot of raw materials, he tapped the back of his right hand and said, "Little girl already has a new outfit, do you want to make a new one for you?"

"No need." Huang Chang refused coldly.

"Okay." Huang Ni responded readily.

Lin Ge asked, "What style do you want?"

After Huang Ni came out, she asked Lin Ge to take out the laptop, and rummaged through it.And Lin Ge didn't know what the TV Five liked before, so each computer downloaded different things.He didn't even look at some of them, and directly moved the entire website one by one.

Normally, Lin Ge didn't have time to fiddle with these things, but now that Huang Ni has lost her cultivation, she lives a carefree and comfortable life, watching dramas or playing on the computer every day, even if there is no Internet, she still enjoys playing, just like a girl addicted to the Internet look like.

Huang Ni found some daily outfits, pointed to the pictures on the computer and said, "That's all!"

"that's it?"

Lin Ge looked at dozens of outfits of various styles opened on the computer, even with campus style, and couldn't help asking: "Are you thinking too highly of me? I only know a little bit of paper binding, don't I?" What a fashion designer! Besides, miss, you are just reshaping your soul, not transcending the world and letting yourself go. Don’t you practice computer games every day?”

"I've been cultivating for 3000 years, and I still can't rest?" Huang Ni raised her eyebrows and said.

Lin Ge hadn't spoken yet, but Huang Chang said first, "Of course. Sister, you can rest at ease, and just let me do small things like cultivation."

Lin Ge: ...

Ugh.

What am I talking about.

These materials are reserved for the little girl to make casually a backpack, a toy, etc. Isn’t it easy? Now it’s a good time to be a guest fashion designer.

"Hee hee hee--"

"uncle."

"What about me?"

The little girl suddenly poked out half of her head from the travel bag. Although the scene was a bit scary, Lin Ge was used to it, and asked with a sigh, "Tell me, what do you want?"

"I want an airship."

Lin Ge directly pushed the little girl back into the backpack: "Let me squeeze a Kirov for you!"

In the travel bag, came the little girl's happy (shen) quick (ren) laughter: "Okay, okay."

Lin Ge: ...

I will not talk too much in the future.

……

When Lin Ge was making a cameo as a costume designer, Qiu Sheng came up from downstairs humming a ditty, and said to Uncle Jiu, "Master, the burning is over."

"Hurry up and continue printing after the burning is over...Wait, where did Wencai go to be lazy?" Uncle Jiu asked.

Qiu Sheng walked up to the paper printing machine and said while printing coins, "Oh, just now when I came back from Southeast and Northwest to say that the theater shed was set up, Wen didn't realize that I was short, so I went to take a seat to watch the theater first."

Uncle Jiu scolded angrily: "What position does it occupy? Tonight's play is for ghosts, why is he running to join in the fun!"

Lin Ge on the side heard the words and suddenly thought of a key question.

In the movie, singing in a tent is a ghost messenger who escorts lonely ghosts to the underworld, and accepts alms from the underworld while listening to the opera. As a result, Qiusheng and Wencai are bewitched by the female ghost Xiaoli, and run to arrest the ghost messenger before letting them go. A lonely ghost.

but.

The situation is quite different now, the ghost town is short of ghosts, and Uncle Jiu is asked to help set up a booth and sing an opera to attract the lonely and wild ghosts around and extradite them to the ghost town.

There will be no "letting go" plot at all, right?
However, it doesn't matter whether this episode will appear or not now. After all, because the lonely ghosts were released, Uncle Jiu pleaded with the ghost messengers in order to replace Qiu Shengwen, and promised to catch these ghosts. Then he cast a spell and invited Shi Jian Among the brothers from all walks of life, not only Shi Jian and his disciples are in the village now, but also Simu, Qianhe and others are also there.

Lin Ge was a little curious about what kind of plot would happen next.

"Qiusheng, are only the southeast and northwest back? Where are they? Where's Qianhe?" Lin Ge asked.

Qiu Sheng replied: "Southeast and Northwest just came back to get things, and they went out again. Uncle Qianhe... seems to be helping them with Fengshui at Ren's house."

Lin Ge said: "Since that's the case, brother, why don't we go to the theater troupe to see, anyway, after the lonely ghosts gather, we need you and me to contact the ghost messenger for extradition."

"That's good, to avoid Wencai causing trouble." Uncle Jiu nodded.

A few people came to the theatre, Qiu Sheng stood outside and lifted the curtain to look in. He saw the gongs and drums beating on the stage, which was very lively.

But the strange thing was that the stage was extremely exciting and lively, but in the huge venue off the stage, only Wencai was holding a section of sugarcane, gnawing on it, and watching with relish.

Qiu Sheng looked back at Uncle Jiu and said, "Master, you can see how happy Wen Cai is watching alone. There is not even a shadow of a ghost when he sings for ghosts."

Uncle Jiu slapped Qiu Sheng on the head, and cursed: "The people who come here are all lonely ghosts, not evil spirits with resentment, no resentment, you can see it if you don't open your eyes? I usually tell you to practice magic spells and don't listen , Now you even need to use props to open your eyes, look at other disciples such as Jia Le, Southeast, North, and North, can you make some progress?"

As Uncle Jiu said, he was about to take the eye-opening props from the cloth bag, but was stopped by Lin Ge: "Senior brother, no need, I have more convenient ones here."

As he said that, Lin Ge took out a bottle of "Damn Brand" spray, and sprayed it on Qiusheng's eyes.

"Wow." Qiu Sheng rubbed his eyes and asked, "Master Uncle, what is this?"

"Things that can make you go to hell." Lin Ge said.

Qiu Sheng rubbed his eyes, lifted the door curtain again and looked inside, his eyes widened immediately, and he quickly covered his mouth to prevent himself from screaming.

I saw that the originally empty theatrical theater was already full of ghosts at this time. They were dressed in different styles, almost from every dynasty.

The most exaggerated thing is that in the open space in the front row, there is a "ghost peddler" with a box hanging on his body, selling all kinds of snacks to ghosts.

Beside Wencai, on the left, stood a hanged ghost, with his neck tilted and his tongue sticking out. His tongue was almost drawn to his chest, and blood was still dripping.

The one on the right is a ghost who fell to his death, half of his head was gone, and he could see the white brain and eyeballs hanging from his face.

The appearance of a ghost depends on the appearance before death. It is said that the more terrifying the death, the more fierce it will be after becoming a ghost.

When Qiu Sheng saw hundreds of ghosts, he immediately felt terrified, shrank back, and said with a troubled face, "Master, can I stop watching?"

Uncle Jiu pressed his head and turned back to the theater: "It's so beautiful, why don't you watch it?"

At this moment, I saw an ugly female ghost with a sausage mouth slowly approaching Wencai, Qiu Sheng suddenly panicked: "Master, what does that ghost want to do to Wencai!"

"That female ghost wants to find the boss!" Uncle Jiu said.

Qiu Sheng asked anxiously, "Then what should we do?"

Uncle Jiu said: "Don't disturb the other ghosts. There are so many lonely ghosts gathered here. If they are all scared away, Renjia Village will be over. Give me your hand."

Uncle Jiu tied a red string around Qiu Sheng's wrist and said, "If Wen Cai is dragged away by a lonely ghost, it will be impossible to save him. I will tie you with a red string, and you go and bring Wen Cai back."

Qiu Sheng looked at Uncle Jiu in embarrassment, and then at Lin Ge who was watching the play silently: "Master, Master Uncle, you have such high morals, why don't you go in?"

Uncle Jiu replied: "It's because of our high morals that we scared them all away when we entered, and it will be even more troublesome then."

Lin Ge raised his hand and patted Qiu Sheng's shoulder, and said with a smile: "We must leave some opportunities to train you young people, but if a person stumbles on a stupid thing, he can find some reason to fool him, but in the same thing If you stumble twice on something stupid, then you are short-sighted. Do you understand?"

Qiu Sheng blinked, and asked puzzledly: "What? Uncle Shi, what do you mean, I didn't understand."

Lin Ge looked into the theater and said, "See for yourself."

Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng looked into the theater at the same time, and saw a female ghost in fluttering purple clothes descending from the sky, driving away the ugly ghost for Wen Cai, and then using magic to make Wen Cai see her and the people around, and chatted.

When Qiu Sheng saw the pretty-looking female ghost, he immediately thought of the female ghost with whom he had a dewy marriage before, and felt embarrassed.

Uncle Jiu warned: "Remember, people don't commit ghosts, and ghosts don't invade humans. You must pretend that you don't hear or see. If you catch Wencai, I will pull you out with a red rope. The red rope must not break."

Lin Ge added: "Humans and ghosts have different paths. No matter how beautiful a female ghost is, she will still be a female ghost, let alone a normal-looking one. Don't fall twice in the same pit. Do you understand?"

"Oh." Qiu Sheng nodded quickly.

Uncle Jiu murmured, "Why did this come from you, Junior Brother? It's not convincing."

Lin Ge: ...

After Qiusheng walked into the theater, he followed Uncle Jiu's instructions and turned a blind eye to the ghosts along the way, but those ghosts looked so terrifying that he felt terrified walking a distance of more than ten meters.

"Wen Cai. Master told us to go back and help." Qiu Sheng said to Wen Cai, ignoring the purple-clothed ghost as soon as he passed by.

Wen Cai bit the sugar cane and introduced: "This is my new friend, named Xiao Li, pretty, isn't it?"

Qiu Sheng kept in mind Master and Uncle's advice, deliberately looked in the direction of the female ghost Xiaoli, as if he hadn't seen anything, and said with a puzzled look: "Wen Cai, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand, follow me quickly." I'll go back, you know Master is stingy, if you know that we are lazy, we will definitely be punished."

Xiaoli cast a wink at Qiusheng, and then saw that Qiusheng seemed to be fascinated by a ghost. After a chill, his eyes suddenly became different.

"Wow. Miss, you are so beautiful. I have never seen a woman as beautiful as you. My surname is Liu, and my name is Qiusheng." Qiusheng said with a smile.

"Young Master Liu."

"Just call me Qiusheng."

When Uncle Jiu outside saw this, his expression changed immediately, and he slowly gathered the red rope, but no matter how much he shook Qiu Sheng's hand, the other party turned a blind eye.

Uncle Jiu pulled too much, and Qiu Sheng stood in place, swaying his arms, which greatly affected his communication with Xiaoli.Qiu Sheng simply turned around, pulled off the red rope on his arm, and glared at Uncle Jiu. After throwing the red rope out, he turned around and continued to chat with Xiaoli with a smile on his face.

"Stinky boy." Uncle Jiu wished he could go up and beat Qiu Sheng up.

But Lin Ge on the side is frowning. In his opinion, although Qiu Sheng is stubborn, he is not hopeless. Just like Ah Chu in "Zombie Daoist", "teaching" can still be used. of.

What's more, this is Qiu Sheng from "Mr. Zombie", not the hopelessly stupid Qiu Sheng from "Zombie Supreme".

If there is any difference, it can only be said that the "screenwriters" are different, which also makes the personal settings of the two very different.In "Mr. Zombie", Qiu Sheng is still Jiu Shu's right-hand man, and can even single-handedly challenge Mr. Ren who has turned into a zombie. waste.

Although Lin Ge casually reminded him before, if Qiu Sheng remembered it, he wouldn't mind giving it a hand, and if he was still obsessed with it, he wouldn't mind persuading Uncle Jiu to give up these two swindling apprentices.

but.

Judging from Qiu Sheng's performance when he first entered, he really took the words of Uncle Jiu and himself into his heart. It was obvious that the female ghost used magic to make troubles.

The female ghost's usual means, three words, are breathtaking.

Just when Lin Ge was thinking about how not to disturb the other lonely ghosts, and fished Qiusheng and Wencai out from under Xiaoli's eyes, he saw the theater in the other direction, the door curtain was blown by a gust of wind, and a few people dressed strangely The ghost walked in slowly from outside the theater.

However, when they saw the appearance of those ghosts clearly, both Lin Ge and Uncle Jiu's expressions changed!
Old witch, horse bandit!

The ghosts who came were none other than the one-female and six-boy horse bandits who were killed by Lin Ge and Jiushu respectively. The strange thing is that these horse bandits were all evildoers during their lifetime, and they should be lowered to the eighteenth floor after death. hell!

Therefore, it should be the bull head and horse face who seduced the soul himself, there is no reason to let them run away!

But why does it appear here?
(End of this chapter)