I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 109 Two Assholes (Second)
"I am the imperial capital since 02. When I got off the train station, I was cheated out of hundreds of dollars in my hand."

Sun Yue groaned, "There's still this thing!"

When Yang Yunyi was about to reply, he looked at Sun Yue with a bad look.

Seeing this, Sun Yue shut up again.

Seeing that Sun Yue stopped interrupting, Yang Yunyi continued: "At that time, I slept on the benches in the park, and I also slept in bridge holes. Everyone knows that bridge holes are usually places where beggars sleep. Although I"

Before he finished speaking, Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi.

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "Are you sick or something, you still want me to continue talking."

Sun Yue's mouth bulged like a steamed stuffed bun, holding his breath and concentrating on it, very happy.

Without Sun Yue's interruption, Yang Yunyi talked about the rest of the matter.

"Although we lived in the bridge hole, we didn't live for long, and we were picked up by the owner of our restaurant at the time. This restaurant is called Yingxinke, which is on the side of Fangshan. It used to be called Yingxinke restaurant, but now it is called Yingxinke restaurant. .”

"Why did you change your name, everyone knows, I"

Halfway through Yang Yunyi's words, Sun Yue couldn't bear it anymore, and patted Yang Yunyi again.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue helplessly, and said dissatisfiedly, "What do you want to say, tell me!"

Sun Yue pointed to his mouth, which was closed.

Yang Yunyi made a zip movement, allowing Sun Yue's mouth to speak.

The audience was overjoyed, these two people are so childish!
Yang Yunyi also felt childish, but this action was designed by Sun Yue himself, so Yang Yunyi couldn't say anything about it.

I can't say a word, Mr. Sun, this action is really mentally handicapped.

Having said that, didn't you hurt your partner's feelings?

Sun Yue said something at first and was so flustered that he didn't speak, and then he said: "Say it first, you asked me to say it!"

Yang Yunyi replied angrily: "Yes yes yes!"

Sun Yue then asked: "You said that the Yingxinke restaurant has become the Yingxinke restaurant. What's going on?"

In order to cover up, Sun Yue added a sentence.

"I'm sure not only do I want to know, but the audience does too! Don't you?"

Yang Yunyi is kidnapping the audience, and so will Sun Yue.

The audience also replied that they also want to know the story inside.

Yang Yunyi gave an explanation for this, and there was nothing embarrassing about it.

"This matter, let's start with "Wujiapo", relying on this song, I made a small fortune, and then invested in the Yingxinke restaurant, turning the Yingxinke restaurant into a Yingxinke restaurant .As the so-called Sheng Mi En, Dou Mi Qiu, since I have a little (xue) ability, then I will take revenge on my benefactor."

The audience let out an ah, and there was a burst of laughter.

Sun Yue covered his forehead, and said with a little disdain: "That's called a little repayment. If you treat someone nice to you, you want to take revenge on him. What kind of person are you!"

Yang Yunyi did not thank Sun Yue for explaining his doubts, but put his hands behind his back, shook the sole of his left foot, and asked, "Did I let you talk?

Sun Yue sighed deeply.

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience with a smile on his face.

"Let's continue!"

"Before I came to Deyun Building, I was indeed a waiter as Teacher Sun said. But I am not proud. I am a waiter and eat with my hands. Is it true that I don't steal or rob? !"

The audience naturally agrees with this.

As long as it is a serious job and does not steal or rob, then it is worthy of respect.

If you do a serious job and people don't respect you, it means there is something wrong with this person's character.

But if you do an unscrupulous job, if they don't give you money, they don't respect your performance, which also shows that there is still a problem with this person's character.

In short, people can't always think about whoring for nothing.

It is not right to suddenly say, yes, I have a child.

Yang Yunyi continued, the story is not over yet.

"When I was a waiter, it was actually quite easy. I started working at eleven o'clock in the morning, went to work until two o'clock in the afternoon, took a two-hour break, went to work again at four o'clock in the afternoon, and then went to work until eleven o'clock in the evening. I was in charge My job is to remember what the guests want, then notify the back kitchen, and then serve the food. At the same time, I am also responsible for clearing the table and taking back the bowls that the guests have finished eating."

Sun Yue heheed twice, and said, "Isn't this hard work? Everyone knows that working as a waiter in a restaurant is the hardest job!"

Yang Yunyi retorted angrily: "That's easier than raising elephants in the zoo! The one who shits and urinates is Mr. Shi's disciple after all. How dare you go to the zoo to raise elephants! Oh, yes, are you Be greedy for the elephant's food, no wonder you are so fat, it's quite easy!"

Sun Yue was also angry, and then the two quarreled on stage.

Sun Yue said that Yang Yunyi is easy for you, and Yang Yunyi said that you are more relaxed for Sun Yue.

Yang Yunyi said that Sun Yue is easy for you, but Sun Yue yelled that you are easy.

In the end, it turned into a shrew who swears at the street, so how did she swear at the street?

Yang Yunyi: "It's easy for you, and it's even easier for your dad!"

Sun Yue: "Your parents are relaxed, easy!"

Yang Yunyi: "Your whole family is at ease!"

Sun Yue: "Three generations of your ancestors have been relaxed!"

Seeing that Sun Yue had scolded his ancestors for three generations, Yang Yunyi had already lost his mind.

"Three generations of your ancestors plus Mr. Yu and the whole family are at ease!"

The same is true for Sun Yue, including Guo Degang.

Backstage Guo Degang and Yu Qian turned black at the same time, and then looked at each other, these two bastards.

As for the crosstalk actors in the background, they didn't even dare to show one.

These two people are crazy, they have already started cursing, is there anyone in this family who has not been brought in?
And the audience laughed so much that they don't know how to describe these two idiots. The quarrel has reached the stage, and the red-faced one is not like the one who has no size on the stage. It's just a pure quarrel, the anxious one kind.

In this regard, some viewers recorded the scene with their own cameras while laughing.

Then how could it be possible for men not to fight, such a quarrel seems extremely unreal!

So, the two of them started fighting after arguing.

The audience was already watching the show, and they even hoped that Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue could fight more violently. As long as they didn't go to the hospital and didn't affect their watching the performance, that was enough.

Seeing this, Yu Qian in the backstage asked with some doubts: "Do you think they are really arguing or fake?"

Guo Degang replied uncertainly: "It should be fake!"

It's fake, right?

In fact, the two people on the stage were indeed a little impatient.

It wasn't like this when they were talking about the lines, but the two of them implicated both the innocent Yu Qian and Guo Degang.

Guo Degang is Yang Yunyi's master, Yu Qian is Sun Yue's senior brother, and even the family members, including eighteen generations of ancestors, are all involved, and they really got a little angry.

Anyway, all kinds of dirty words are vomited out, this is no longer a pure cross talk, it can be said that it is mixed with the personal grievances between the two this year!

Let's see who bows in the end!
　I don't know if I have this form, but I have been innovating, I hope you can like it.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)